My Favorite Bad Joke: Everything's Big in Texas

[SAAB7899]

This actually happened to me when I was visiting Texas...

[squaretrap]

So Mickey Mouse files for divorce.

(He's an old cartoon, so this was back before no-fault divorces, you had to prove a reason)

The judge shuffles through some papers and says "Mr. Mouse, I've read through your complaints and I just don't see sufficient grounds for divorcing Minnie just because she's a little crazy..."

And Mickey walks up to the judge, puts his hands on the bench, and says: "I didn't say she was crazy."

"...I said she was F#$&ING GOOFY!"

Hello from WeHo :P

[caballeropegasitario]

You're hot. You remind me of Kirsten Dunst.

[aserosiris]

two cannibals are eating a clown one asks the other " does this taste funny to you?" :P

[spensword]

Are you Canadian?

[Athena007]

Nopes. Do I sound like it?

[spensword]

Well, I guess you sound like my friend, who is Canadian. I suppose I jumped to that conclusion too quickly. I was really drunk when I left that comment.

[sharnark]

i like this joke ,,,

[Athena007]

*happy*

[m169marroquin]

Everything??!!

[Athena007]

Had to think up some title for the joke. That's what I came up with. :)

[QMerrick]

I thought you didn't like jokes.

[Athena007]

I like jokes... I just don't like stand up comedians. ;)

[QMerrick]

Oh, ok, so you don't like people who tell jokes. And then you told one. lol

[Athena007]

Silly, I know. ;)