Not A Video

[MrTietanic]

I just itcehd my eye and realized that I shed a single tear from that ROFL. Congratulations.

[MrTietanic]

*squeak squeak* HAHAHAHAHA!!

[itslovebb]

Creeepy, my parents just put momento on.. then you mentioned it.

[SuitUp14]

I lo\/e your Kein t shirt! office ftw!!!

[MrPabloFTW]

KWANZA FTW!!!!!!

[emmfan09]

HAHAHAHA I am sure I was not supposed to laugh as much as I did during this video. KWANZAA FTW!!!11!

[sugarbopbop]

Nun.......... O.O

[diggingupdinosaurs]

I laughed so hard

[YeshDear]

Nickelback is terrible. I agree. Your friend is an idiot.

[AnachronismChild]

every time I watch this video I laugh at the part where you reprimanded us for laughing. I know it's not that funny, but it's the anticipation-knowing I'm not supposed to laugh.

[JustCallMeBri]

Is that laziness, or herpes?? .. I'm pretty sure that's herpes...

[Reexio]

if you make a not christmas video this year, my birthday is the day after xmas :)

[DannyFarber123]

do you just like keep people in handy just so you can high five them?

[thatzak]

short answer: yes.

[complexrandomosity]

Always Gangsta!

[StillAwak3]

HOW DO YOU WAKE UP DEAD?

ROFL

Nice VId?

[HANNAHxoNICHOLE]

nickleback sucksssssss.

[RachelC2013]

December 26 is my birthday haha

[BillieGordon2424]

ok where did the hands come from? hahaha

[Savybabyy23]

lol the only time i was ever out was wen they put me to sleep from my broken arm

[OhDangSam]

in school, i take a hoodie. pull the headphones through my sleeve, so the ear things are in my hand. rest my head on my hand. and jam. woot. haha. :)

[fluroescence]

If you have longer hair, you can run it under your hoodie and keep the iPod in your pocket. I actually had a hoodie where I cut a very small hole in the back of the pocket so the headphone plug could go through there.

[Lionette34]

I laughed, shame on me.

this is the...6th time I've seen this video...today, :)

[HaleyCatScratch]

nickelbaaack.....*twitch* LOL

[UryakiTokishido]

ROFL! Very funny! Quanza...for the win!

[cheerxoxgirl]

why is it called not a video?

[stueyduey21]

your cool fred sucks

[XxXcOnVeRsE16xXx]

im not relli into the famly,music parts of xmas either

i 2 jus sit on mii ass and watch movies all day and just qet presents xD

[XxLilBlondexX3]

I didnt laugh... but you should go with the disco tattoo :D

[kumo4409]

you said that it was not a christmas vidio!!!!but it was

[luhvs2sinn]

i have debates with myself

at school when im bored too

lol

btw

have you ever hurt yourself

with your nun sparkler?

[cookieman5665]

nickelback sucks

[cookieman5665]

i laughed at that 6 times

[LalalaDestiny]

I laughed at that (;

& i had my wisdom teeth out like 3 days ago ! (;

But then i also had something else done.

[applebreeze2008]

lol o.o'' You look like robert pattinson HAHAHAHA

:D I like your videoos

[thatgirl866]

i heart you

haha x

[PippyTheFairy]

lmao

you watch heroes?

YES! I'm not the only nerd!!

[Alvinwhatup2]

i laughed at the tiny horn noise.

[stueyduey21]

i feel like an ass i laughed

[totallypolarj13]

"DISCO" - that's weird but very funny and cute

[soupisgood201]

so i definitely just saw momento the other day (whilst stuck at my friends house cuz theres a dang flood happening in my city) but it was really good! so i would reccomend getting the "never answer the phone" probs the best choice.

[NiftyTan]

finsh your beer theres sober kids in india

[sweetfrost26]

Arg those banana shakes!

[itscooltobeyou]

youre pretty great. I concur with your awesome.

[ShAdOWaTcHeR45]

hes lying hes lying hes lying...lol

[chickenpop46]

where did those people come from?!?!?!

[skittles955]

hahaha ur funny luv ur videos!!!

[KCawesome]

when i got surgery on my knee they gave me morphine..

then i found out i was allergic to it..

.. it got a terrifying rash. and the nurse checked me.......

everywhere O_o

[SexOnFire90]

Dude, Just Gotta Say Your Videos Are Really Random...Weird...Yet You Are Pretty Damn Cute, Whts With That? lol Must Be An American Thing I Guess, Guys Here In Scotland Are Just..No HaHa

[a7xMCRused]

arrested development is the BEST show ever. good taste.

[CiCiDANCER141]

hahahahahahahhahhahahhaa

[hippiechickie69]

one of my best friends love Nickelback.....i freaking hate driving with her cuz she blares it and i get embarrassed haha their music sounds the same every time and it sounds like the lead singer is singing thru his nose

[zabi333]

LOL wth haha the end with the low tens... was like whoa... were they there the whole time!? 0.o Sooooooo funny

[kodasmixtape]

LOL Nickelback's okay. I'm going to their concert on the 17th with Saving Abel and Seether. Though I'm definitely more excited about seeing The Academy Is this weekend =D!!!! <3!!!

<3 you Zak!

[AnachronismChild]

I just can't get over how cute you are. Seriously. I don't ever have this issue with youtubers.

[234Ashley567]

lol shame it must've been hard for you...

Hahaha!

[hollygirl222]

i like peed myself at 0:20

[iluvsk8rboys2008]

omg no nickelback?!?!? i love them...there so dirty <3 but i have to say some of my real favs are breaking benjamin, papa roach, and hinder

[GuitarTrey]

THANK YOU

I HATE NICKLEBACK

[MeaganJessica]

omg, sorry i laughed :) and OMG SHAME ON U!!! HOW DO U NOT LIKE NICKELBACK!!! AHHHH, THEY ROCKKKK! "Gotta Be Somebody" is the best song ever!!!!!!!

♥Meagan

[yoshiebe]

ew nickleback

[roubideaux1]

i meant 0:20

[roubideaux1]

0:25 is so damn funny lol

[tehjummie]

This is a video. I'm disappointed in you.

[aaronleeschroeder]

scraNTINIsity i love that band

[poOpkiiD]

omg i laughed so hard at 0:20

hahahahah !!!!

[youknowwhylgcr]

where did you get that nun...it isnt fair i want one...

[ohgawditsmolly]

ohh...and riight atfer i got them out

i texted a bunch of people

and sent innappropriate bumperstickers on facebook...that i dont remember

ohh...and i drew a piicture of myself XD i dont remember

[ohgawditsmolly]

ohh shitt

hows the teeth

i gto mine out three weeks ago

and i still have like holes

its weird...but it doenst hurt..but its weird ya know? freekyXD

[Stickfigure546]

I laughed... for shame! You would like the show "Flight of the Conchords"

[AvoidingtheAvoidable]

U R SO FUNNY!!!!

I had a surgery a few days ago because I had an impacted tooth. I don't really remember what happened, but I must have said something funny because the doctor told my mom that I would be the kind of girl he would want to marry, and my mom must have been all WTF!?! 'cuz then he said "Oh, I mean my son." But still, his son's like 30, and I'm almost 14. And whatever it was I said, it had to be pretty good for him to say that because I am UGLY! Sorry about the rambling comment. :)

[wheezywaiter]

you have good taste in TV shows.

[KillerHR]

I hate chicken too

[clearfog08]

I want that nun :)

[SoWrongItsMarisa]

When you held up the dog tag I thought it was a pregnancy patch :D

[MenzMiles]

My recent debate was should I do my homework when I get home or watch thatzak's nun that shoots sparks out of its mouth. I did both because I can and by the way, I don't like chicken either.

[thatzak]

good choice.

and chicken sucks!

[xxinnoangelcentxx]

hey my dad got the arrested development videos for his birthday, dude they are so funny! i think you should get the disco tattoo then go into a club and rip off your shirt and just start dancing

[TheFloeShow]

didn't this used to be called not a CHRISTMAS video? but anyway this is hilarious btw i'm all for the disco tattoo =]

[XxHeartsAreMyLifexX]

niceeee

[sammyandtaylar]

hey wat happened to the vid about Gary without the "R"

[thatzak]

I took it down

[Cadegoestocollege]

Finally watched it!

I feel like my life is complete.

Student of the month! whatajoke lol

GET A JOB!

[xotorina]

Scranton City Shirt for the win.

[coral1307]

it is too. memento iis confusing.

lol

it starts off at the end o.o

[cheerfreak273]

you are hilarious!

and to all you people out there, PLEASE check out my videos and leave some comments!

[Veelalala]

but zak, it's supposed to be 'once you go zak, you NEVER go back'! :p

[drunkalfuzzyness]

whats quanza??

[S3FLionheart]

I just finished watching Memento and it blew my mind O.O

even though u kinda gave a small spoiler... tiny...

[BearBoyProductions]

Zak you are like a combination of Jesus and sliced bread two of the worlds greatest things

[fooeyooey]

SCRANTON CITY shirt?! really zak? i think i luv you. but not in a creepy way. ok that sounded even creepier. nvmind. haha! luv the shirt :)

[beatlesrokmywrld]

bahaha!

by the way, i was looking at your myspace profile, and you have MGMT! but shame on you, you have human by the killers on the playlist as well. i can't stand that song, their best is all these things that i've done... :)

[UCanOnlyImagine]

hahaha this is awesome x]

i can't stand nickelback either so i guess we have something in common!

[dlyc4714]

btw - how many merit badges do you have zack?

that super scout guy needs to get a life!!!!

[thatzak]

lol, I have 0. I was in Cub Scouts when I was in 3rd grade but I never did anything and never got any badges.

[1337m23]

i...want....that.....nun.....

[mmmmichaela]

LOL I think I love you.

Butttt how long ago was it that you were doped...?

[ilovequentintarantin]

hahah. i guess im stupid. i laughed at that part. sigh*

[malarayofsunshine]

oh my 'lanta! (i hope you find that offensive.) this eas a knock out video. i enjoy the vlogs very much. p.s. nice shirts.

[TerrifyingTACO]

That nun looks like a penguin 0_o

[HellYeahNessa]

I WANT YOUR DRAGON NUN!!!

<3

[nicolee73]

LOL zak you're hilarious.

"he's lying, he's lying!" hahaha

nickelback shouldnt even be called a band!

[eldime10]

ha ha dude your funny.!!!

[jessbelle00]

My brother got that nun for Christmas.

My (christian) grandmother was here when he opened it, bu she didn't really get it.

Which I THINK is a good thing.

[MsBrown07831]

i lyk nickelback thnk u very much

[rachelray234]

wow right before you said it i was like nickleback! how did you get student of the month? maybe whoever nominated you was doped up on pain meds. ohh, and i really like heroes. i'm excited for february =)

[xxJBxxROXxxMYxxSOXxx]

:O omfg.....I want that nun lol

oh and 0:20 yeah sooo hott ahaha jk

[XxLivyHeartbreakerxX]

yes! i <3 kwanzaa!!!

[Jackie11227]

i dont like nickle back either

[frostedblackroses]

wow. wisdom teeth removal is a pretty serious thing.

wheel chair?

you were that intoxicated?

[xXImACookieXx]

god, lucky. you got your wisdom teeth taken out at however old you are.

i'm THIRTEEN and mine are growing in NOW.

:(

well, whatever. you're still great :)

some things aren't obscure, and you being awesome is one of them :) <3

[ipodluver456]

The nun is AWSOME!!!

[bitemeXedward]

u could write disco on your chest with a sharpie....

[guitarfreak258]

Isnt "Arrested Development" a band? btw, That nun is pretty awesome :)

[thatzak]

yes, it's a rap band, most known for their song "Tennessee". The show is really good too.

[guitarfreak258]

Really? I've never seen the show before :) What is it about?

[trlstaff]

Merry Christmas & The Happiest of New Years !

[Padgington]

I think you have an awesome taste in music!

Do u hav bebo?

[thatzak]

thanks! and I don't have bebo

[ClairvoyanceX]

i praise you for acknowledging Kwanzaa as being "forthewin"

you, Zak, are ftw as well.

:DD

x

[alaninnh]

Enjoy your time off Zak and keep the good stuff coming in 2009.

[Amandarockzhard]

oh my gosh!! so funny!

l.s.h.m.b.h!!!!

aka Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurtz!!!

[JesseAndMike]

Hope you had a great Christmas! :D There's supposed to be an "Arrested Development" movie soon :D That's what we read. :D

[thatzak]

can't wait for the movie!

[dianagasiewski]

hahaha loooved you video.

1. LOVE the scrantonicity shirt. and may i add that i too have an office shirt =] and wear it proudly

2. memento=awesome/amazing movie

3. you totally remind me a demitri martin. idk if you've ever heard of him.. well i hope you have. cause he's fricken hilarious. but yeah you totally remind me of him.

[thatzak]

thanks! I love demetri martin!

[HomoDope]

Go On Blog T.V Live!!!

[billythemoose]

hands!!!! random hands coming out of no where for high fivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxzxzxz­casd wawefadf kjqw ew4tlbjseahroia!!!!!!!!!!!<<<-­--------yes, that was alll nescesary

[dlyc4714]

RE: Tattoo...

Have someone who is a pretty good artist do sample tattoos on your arm and chest - make a video then have ppl vote - I think the disco one sounds cool - but remember you will have it for a long time so it needs to be pleasing!

[mildew93]

3 things I like about this video

1. heroes graph. I agree

2. arrested development!

3. you?

[boltofficial]

Bolt Approved!

[dasherzw]

oh my gosh arrested development is the be st show ever!!

thought i would just say that

[xdaisy123]

what is your music taste then?

and omg, nickelback piss me off alot!

hahaha

x

[TheFloeShow]

OHMIGOSH!! you actually made a Christmas video!...sorta...haha you really are my best friend =]

[SoarOfTheConchords]

Being doped up is fun...when it's done with permission by your mother.

[TheArtOfTheComment]

Two absolutely true facts about me:

1.) When I got my wisdom teeth out, my parents had rented the first movie of The X-Files and apparently I was watching it that morning before the surgery. But I have no memory of the plot of that movie whatsoever. Creepy? I think so. *Cue creepy X-Files music*

2.) I made my students watch the movie Memento for my class. This is totally not a joke. It was like a requirement for the class.

That is all. Nice video, Zak.

[Crienexzy]

memento is amazing. I vote for that tatto!

[Padgington]

Who is your fave band?

[thatzak]

the doors, the clash, arctic monkeys, the white stripes, nine inch nails

[robotfr0m1984]

You have really good taste in music.

[pommypictures]

this video reminded me of demetri martin.

which is a compliment, but not a good thing. because now i want to go watch some demetri martin, but i also want to go sleep. thanks zak.

[thatzak]

thanks! I love him!

[KingdomHeartsLove]

heroes! :D

[cdcagirl4ever]

omg ive been shamed because i laughed

lol

[iemma11989856]

OMG

i love arrested development

i just got both of those last week

[raptor9191987]

2:48 made me laugh so hard!

"Laziness. It's the gift that keeps on giving."

omg zak i love you!! i miss you! :/

<33Diane

[emilylee4]

haaa where'd you get that nun??

[xGunsxNxRoses]

haha i'm deathly afraid of needles toooo. xD

[lilbeaner95]

i love your shirt!

SCRANTONICITY!!

hahahh i got like three new shirts for christmas with the office:]

it rocks!

[kasperpuppe]

LOL! Nun Zilla!=P

[meg009an]

When I got my wisdom teeth out I woke up in a sweater I wasn't wearing before.. my mom told me i said I wanted a sweater and I put it on.. But I don't remember putting on a sweater :/

[leocare13]

OMG!!! scrantonicity!!

i love the office

kevin is so funny.

tehehehehehe

[neverxyouxmind]

i wish you were like 5 yrs older haha so cute and hilarious! :)

[MaddieMyspace]

Memento is definitely the best movie in the world!

You're pretty great :)

[littledreamerz]

nice nun! whered ya get it??

[hossynossy4]

i laughed at that lol

[jamidix]

wtf i ddnt laughed

[marissa199456]

Ew. Nickelback. Worst band EVER.

Where'd you get that nun?

p.s. I laughed at that, so shame on me. :/

[SingStarProductions]

Your are so funny!

[cheerfreak273]

well shame on me. lol

cuz i definitely laughed at that!

[omgitskatlynn]

Arrested Development; Best show since Friends

[kittyissweet]

hhahaha that was the funniest video ever!!! he is lying!!! he is lying!!!! hahaha

[robotfr0m1984]

I know what you mean about the music thing.

One time a friend of mine told me she hated The Beatles. I got genuinely angry. When I asked why, she said "because they're old".

Yeah.

Therefore for Christmas I gave her every single Beatles CD ever.

[thatzak]

ooo, that's just plain ignorance. I would have been upset.

[idiotmaster123]

haha KFTW!

[tirekerist]

i hav that nun

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

i want that nun.

[eatsZoe]

im stealing your office t-shirt

[CrayolaaWonderr]

i want your shirt.

please.

please.

kthx!

[OMGitsAmilia]

I LOVE arrested developement!!!

[matiou479]

I always find it disturbing when I suddenly realize that other (unseen) people are/were in the room of the person(s) making the video. It sort of brings out the fact that you never actually know what's going on on the other side of the screen. For all we know the people we like to watch on YT might have a corpse or two lying about on their bedroom floor while they're entertaining us! O_o

Isn't that a lovely, Christmassy comment? XD

[thatzak]

lol good point

[candygirldolce]

i have the same nun!...somewhere.

Nickleback is for middle-aged men who fantasize about having long blond hair and wish they had done something better with their lives.

[BrysonEn]

hhaa awesome

[hollydolly06]

not only did i laugh i went back and watched it again :p

lol

this vid was near epic.

[Pudding413]

Ah, I feel ashamed. I laughed. =\

Haha, nice ending. =)

[relientkrox1234]

lol.

yeah i got my all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out the day before thanksgiving last year. lol

not good. and i could talk or eat for like 3 weeks. lol

[EMZRWR]

yeah, your mate IS an idiot.

NICKLEBACK- FOR THE LOSE!

[psstxitsxashley]

hahah

Kwanzaa ftw.

[wongIgnow]

Merry Christmas man

Hope you have a good one

[BarryAldridge]

Damn you Zak you tricked me lol. Merry christmas mate.

[TheRareFew]

lol that nun is kool!!

[makemebad35]

Hahaha, good video man! And yes, I did laugh at the one part.

[MrMibbles]

memento kicks ass