Windows 3.1 Launch Party

[PsPCRaZy2008]

GEEKS!!!

[TheTjalian]

Oh god, so unbelievably cheesy. So early 90s. :D

[pawnz0rz]

Hands up if you watched this video with your hands half covering your face in some sort of awkward embarassment.

[javier302]

AND USB en 1992?

[javier302]

A web cam in 1992?

[charger334]

what a lame party!

[HardTrancid]

Hhahah Windows Can Do Anything! =)

[Netscape128]

3.1 people nodded their heads back there

[pikken01]

Microsoft sure knows how to throw a party

[alexjit]

looks like good wholesome fun, i sure miss the good ol days youuu betchaaaa!

[alexjit]

luv the funky windows banner on the wall

[cornflakes002]

Guy in striped shirt has a serial rapist voice and look about him

[neverhoodyn]

You guys realise this is fake right?

[TravisDGEdna]

It's a Smosh skit - 13 years before Smosh existed.

[badicalindustries]

Why so many comments today? Did this video get posted somewhere new?

[gieron1]

@badicalindustries buzz.bazooka.se a Swedish site for random links.

[mcmackerel]

SOMEONE'S GETTING LAID TONIGHT

[supersnigeln007]

Someone got syfilis the day after?

[dimman87]

That party looks really lame and the ratio is way off.

[WolfGrin86]

The geek level is to high! Its going to explode!

[Addevr]

This must have been the beginning of the big "audio record your own recipe revolution".

[LR2k8]

damn.. they sure knew how to zoom and pan those days... kickass movment with the cam ;P

[neverhoodyn]

@LR2k8

It's filmed in 2011. Look at his other videos.

[turbokillen]

Wow, I need to get a hold of this windows, seems incredible!

[HalfordJetset]

Isn't that Pizza.net scene directly taken from the movie "The Net" from 1995?

[badicalindustries]

@HalfordJetset Good eye -- Yeah, Pizza.Net from The Net!

[jozzu]

the fun never stops...

[TheBassplaya32]

Did that guy just choke his friend with a pizza?

[yushatak]

LOL... also he plugged the modem into a network port, modem=RJ11, network=RJ45. It'll fit but it'd never work. xD

[yushatak]

Also, if you pause it at 0:50, besides the colored mouse plug via PC99 standard, you can also see an ATX back panel - ATX came out in 1995, and again Win3x versions launched in 1990-1993.

[yushatak]

This isn't real - aside from other more subtle and obvious things, an indisputable factor is that the computer back that was shown used PC99 coloring standards, even the mouse cable he plugs in - the light green. That standard wasn't out in 1990-1993, the years Windows 3.x versions were released.

[Timmy4pawz]

0:23 is that the guy from Stepbrothers?

[Braxton619]

I bet Crysis works just fine on it.

[eggbertsmith]

What's with the ridiculous zooming-in after every line of dialog has been delivered? Even by 1992 standards this is pathetic.

[PestVolk]

my god.

[pbb3093]

i would so bang rebecca

[2fast4uspartan]

windows xp hands down best

[Anonyhr]

Thumbs up if you're watching this on Windows 8

[peterdoa1]

are they stoned on hash brownies

[LordOcelot]

Is Sail Boats DX9 or 10?

[Crriisstiiaann]

It's built in sound recorder.! No way! lol 1:30

[DarkShadowRage2]

Sail Boats looks to be an awesome game! Lol

[nthnbt7]

The entertaining programs they're mentioning are,

Rattler Race

Solitaire

Rodent's Revenge

IdleWild (screensaver program)

Pipe Dream

[Zeanu]

I am not watching this sober... the hell is... is going on.

[freaker126]

wait.. i don't remember having rodent's revenge on my pc back then? Rip off!

[enheigen]

this is scary!

[kunguz]

I want to order a pizza from pizza.net :D

[tweetyaja]

@kunguz its a fake website!

pizza.net hasnt registered yet!

[BBgamerUK]

@kunguz I guess you can get the same effect by using dominos.com/dominos.co.uk

[joemillerftw]

RODENT'S REVENGE FOR THE WIN!!!!

[bobbagoose]

'Windows bitmaps your voice...'

[wisteela]

Brilliant.

[snusmumriken232]

i bet they all smoked pot together afterwards

[snusmumriken232]

this owns

[Euro3urger]

oh wow pipe dream i got rid of my amiga for this !!! 87)

[emblowguvner]

keep pressing 7 and look at the women in brown

[141Outlaw]

It's disturbing just how many people are incapable of distinguishing real from satire — even when it's full-on as this.

Seriously, reading some of the comments has just killed a little bit more of my faith in humanity.

[thekingofthegeeks]

Sounds like it said "1 cup of Power. 3 Bombs"

[iTech278]

3:03 How can you possibly be THAT excited over a crappy game like that!?

[SafeAzFuck]

Ok Guys who ordered the burnt pizza with NOTHING on it?

[ziccy7]

7 mans on a large pizza

2:15 lol

[NathanielGaryTV]

There's only one problem which is why would anywon bring that pile of crap into a grocery list

[htb2050]

It seems odd like them being so happy on a sound recorder on a BIG PC. Now we can do it on our mobile phones.

And then the dial-up sound I heard it last time in 2008. Back then it was only a few game and now......

Technology has come a long long long way in a decade or so. What it will be like in 2030. WOW I can 't even imagine.

[htb2050]

It seems odd like them being so happy on a sound recorder on a BIG PC. Now we can do it on our mobile phones.

And then the dial-up sound I heard it last time in 2008.

[arcticridge]

Oh yep lets eat brownies while we wait for this piece of shit to connect to the internet

[FancyNerd]

haha not a chance human

[Ant29]

Since when was it possible to order a pizza on windows 3.1?

[shadowoflightvideo]

@Ant29

Internet 

[Ant29]

@shadowoflightvideo yeah true in recent days, but I don't remember seeing a commercial that displayed a website in the early 90s.o_0

[shadowoflightvideo]

@Ant29

Me neither, I also didn't know that Windows 3.1 had speech recognition.

[Ant29]

@shadowoflightvideo speech recognition is blahhhhhh. The user has to speak super slow and clearly for the computer to understand. It's best to type the words instead of relying on a broken add on. I can't believe the same add on is in recent cars despite the fact that it's not perfect.

[patio87]

"Cards"

Love that game.

[AppleCoalition]

Just so all you kiddies know, we did NOT have launch parties back then like this...at least I never did. I always got strippers and ordered the pizza before the party.

[thedaring1s]

2:19 Sheldon off Big Bang Theory ^_^

[Yony42]

Nothing was learned on this day. See windows 7 launch party.

[usctrojan43]

what the fuck is this shit?

[DukeNukem2020]

@usctrojan43 This shit is the foundation of Microsoft OSes you kids take for granted.

[RockerLinda21]

lol.....nerds having a party =D

[EuroHEV]

This is so obvious it is fake. And, you couldn't order pizza online back in '92. Still funny, though.

[DukeNukem2020]

@EuroHEV It wouldn't be that fast on dial-up back then.

[TheViolenceMan]

i can't believe some people here think this is real. it's a fuckin parody u dumbasses

[lancededcena123]

This a VHS video not LIVE

[DukeNukem2020]

@lancededcena123 Remember, kids don't know what a VHS tape is(or anything "Tape", i.e. Cassette Tape).  All they know is "Blu Ray" and "MP3".

[VictorHugo289mex]

@DukeNukem2020 There were DVD's and MP3 like 10 years ago too. I used VHS on 2000 because I was too poor to buy a DVD player, actually I still don't have a DVD player, I'm still poor.

[DukeNukem2020]

@VictorHugo289mex I know that. I remember seeing DVD players as early as 1996.

[AlbertCoates1997]

NOT A CHANCE HUMAN HAHA XXDDXDXD 2:37

[adsy2006]

so this is really not that official ...

[Phazonaddict]

... I thought they reached a new level of pathetic with the Windows 7 Party shit. Now I see they reached it long ago.

[RkivUnderground]

It makes me happy to see people have fun with stuff primitive in our days.

[lauris3722]

Who the fuck need porn if we can order pizza online?

[Frooglar]

OH DEAR GOD ITS BECOME SELF AWARE! KILL IT!

[TheWarriot]

Not a chance human....Awkward silence (2:37) LOL

[TheWarriot]

Not a chance human  2:38 LOL

[lauris3722]

12 ppls mac fans are jelous that they haven't ever seen BSOD.

[kanadensiskvarg]

that guy at 1:55 cracked me up.

"okay, we're at a windows party!"

"WOOO!!!!"

[BrulesRules001]

This reminds me of the Tim and Eric Show.

[amadeusyaoi]

OMG TEH NINETEHNESS

[ioport]

These nerd losers don't even know how to party. Where's the booze and pussy?

[skcusderf]

@ioport who gives a shit about that when you have windows 3.1? get outta here schmuck

[thenoseymethod]

David Cross at 2:23

[Eggbert1x]

will it run halo?

[jamerican347]

What ever happened to Pipe Dream. That game was MAD FUN!

[tuncvidinli]

Windows is great for playing snakes or ordering pizza.

[fancyshowtech]

the funny thing is pizza (dot) net is still up with the same logo, but its not exactly the same

[cakelover33]

If the vid was made by a mac i would laugh so hard

[redsquirrelftw]

lmao awesome. 

[poshko41]

This is really funny. I like it how they keep zooming and showing the people's cheesy reactions. This really could have been a craptastic infomercial from 1992. Just priceless.

[totoroben]

I like how the hash brownie guy is always in the background. Fing hilarious.

[Segadude3000]

I have the same Panasonic CD-ROM drive at 1:03

[MrHailtothethief]

some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[federicopl]

isn´t that steve jobs

[jason24568]

Before the Windows 7 Party!

[UltraSkuzzi]

Man, I wish I could have been there!

[dkuch45]

So was video made before the invention of a tripod?

[WTCflyingman]

00:20 Errrmm an orgy?

[jackster1212]

Well done... very impressed by the sound dropout etc. of VHS simulation.

[alexphazon]

wow life sure sucked in 1992...

[Timalay]

Lol the ultimate nerd party.

[upallhours9]

When does this release? This is gonna put Win7 to shame.

[lazermunky25]

i swear it said: bahama nut fred:

2 tex

1 gundam power

3 bombs

[michael9678727]

@lazermunky25

lol your right!

[AlbertCoates1997]

@lazermunky25 you are so funny XDXDXDXD

[taiken]

@lazermunky25 It did !

[anguscole2]

HAhahaha. Funny!

[rfeger]

windows 7 got their marketing inspiration from this......

[creepingnet]

Let's see, USB Ports, Win98 Standard color coded connectors, plus some of the dressing and hair gives me more of a 2000's vibe aged to look old (or recorded on old gear) rather than something that really is old.

[Nightslasher]

Are MS fucking serious? What is the point in making shit like this?

[hitchman35]

Do you think her reluctance in giving up the banana nut recipe was the beginning of the corporate digital media copyright revolution?

you're right, probably not...

[korwinblue]

18 years, and Microsoft still makes corny Launch Party commercials.

[Gamer9925]

SALE BOATS NO WAY

[davegsucks]

they forgot about chips challenge?!?! OMG! you can not forget about chips challenge!!! it's the most awesome game from the windows entertainment pack!

[xxashyy]

Damn that sailboats game looks friggin sick. I got to have that.

[xxashyy]

Damn that sailboats game looks friggin sick. I got to have that.

[southeparkfreak]

a windows party?damn that is so nerdie : /

yes i know it is fake but just the idea....

[estsoldat]

cool party

[KingKehra]

This was obviously fake, if it would have been a true Windows party then the party would have crashed.

[EazyBux]

@KingKehra Lame Joke.. -_-

[tigercubkitten]

@KingKehra Except Windows has been fairly stable for the last 10 years.

[Randomness65535]

IMO it looks like a very shitty commercial.

[areyoucallingmeauser]

That launch party was so 80's that you should all get haircuts and new shirts right now to uninfect yourselves.

[bottle2lip]

I remember having to isntall 3.1 on my dads 386. A boatload of floppy disc.

shiver

[bottle2lip]

CDs for music where at their all time peak in popularity..up until the late 90s

software was still coming mostly on floppy disc until about 95 or so..when CD ROM was becoming more popular for software

[JJ9715]

Were compact discs popular in 1992?  Are cds obsolete?

[robinoi]

it's shot like a porn vid.

Even if it is some kind of retro-parody, it's still shit.

[sheld0n]

Of course it's fake. It's a parody!

[Braxton619]

Nice try but its fake. There is a plug-in I know of that will apply the VCR effect in Sony Vegas. By the way, USB ports were invented in 1996. The computer has USB ports on it. Also the web cam is Apple's old camera. That wasn't invented 17 years ago.

This was probably made recently.

[BooksMusicMe17]

@Braxton619 Well obviously...

[stupidjunk978]

@Braxton619 Duh, you retard

[SteelCity1981]

Pizza net is still there after all of these years. lol

[blu3c0n]

thats great. ;)

[DJDeadmix]

I cried when watching this.

[wisteela]

Brilliant.

[daveinqld]

nice - but the microphone on top of the monitor is an old apple mac one

[KeyBcodeR]

this is pathetic and it harm ur eyes, is like digital poison

[yourthebhoy]

that's my kinna party lol

[BiosNova]

Typical MS, hiring poor actors trying to make it look real :D

[zaghy2zy]

hahahaa

[FearedBliss]

LOL Rodent's Revenge

[jaspehh]

baaaanaaaanaaaaa

[dumbestname]

Legendary dial up sound! 0:53

[KillyPL]

@dumbestname Yeah! I love it ;D

[placeboing]

great video

[shiidii]

2:22 Is that David Cross?

[emrom]

Is this a Parody? LOL, I guess not

[tronjhiem79]

Not a chance, human!

[FearedBliss]

@tronjhiem79 hahaha

[MrAkashGuha]

ahhhh dial up

[xleo21]

this is sad...........

[teamascii]

It's so fake, it's real.

[coolman1437]

2:31 two bombs

[Phineasflynn1416]

I always hated that dial up sound!

[jesusfreakrkg]

i loved it. dialing up with AOL always felt like I was on a quest!

[JaxTH]

I lol'd.

The internet was simpler back then. ;_;

[adi1133]

its fake .... it sint that old its a comedy/remake/parody

[adi1133]

lol recording failiure at 2:30

[theanthony345]

i like that sound starting at 0:50

[TheHawkdaddy]

2 eggs one cup

O_O

I want to die

[sfried]

lol at The Net reference

[narbeg]

FAKE

[londonpopstar]

Are you retarded? Of course it is.

[nortexoid]

LIke magic brownies. Legendary.

[vjdrmo]

well done, especially the VHS effect. USB port gives it away though.