Fuc.k you all guys from the bottom of my real Italian heart.
Guido means "I drive" it is nonsense if applied to a person.
Guidette is not even Italian.
I am Italian and I do not go out with a Tshirt saying Italia or with the flag or sth, I am not tanned, I speak 4 languages correctly, I have a uni degree, I work hard, I do not like pizza and I have never ever met a mafioso in all my life.
why does everyone want to be a guido?? in Manhattan we call them guineas because they look like guinea pigs. Bridge and tunnel people guinea pigs call them what you want they stink up clubs....
WOW!-A Y F K M- THE RICH ITALIAN CULTURE GONE TO HAIR GEL-TANNING LOTION AND THIS IS TIP OF THE SPEAR FOR WHAT'S HOT? WHO AM I KIDDING THOUGH-SHE WOULD SO GET F@#$%^&*() BUT HEYYEEE, CABZZZZZ ARE HEREEEEEE
Alright well you know what you better come to the fucking door and get me like a gentlemen and not have the dam taxi cab honking and shit, because my father will go out there and knocked the living shit out of both of you you hear me?
Keep pumping iron ,it is paying off. These two are in the genius category on Long Island. If you are in to drunk .dumb and no manners move to Long Island.
I MADE A FAN VID FOR JUSTIN BIEBER AND HE POSTED BACK A 30 SECOND VID SAYING THANKS! HE'S WEARING BLINGED OUT SEXY CLOTHES IN IT SO I WAS SURPRISED. IF YOU WANNA CHECK IT OUT GO TO MY CHANNEL AND LOOK AT THE VIDEO TITLED "DIRTY TALK"
I hope a network picks this up babe its BRILLIANT!!!!!!! I love it please make more more more forget all the other characters this is your money shot!!!!!
I can't say that it came as a shock, but according to a recent study, Staten Island ranks 3rd in the world for masturbation related accidents (surpassed only by New Dehli, India, and P'yŏngyang, North Korea.)In Staten Island, the number of masturbation-related casualties even surpasses those attributed to intoxication and drug abuse! The problem is so bad that that the federal government is considering several responsible masturbation initiatives for the area, including a heavy-duty ad campaign
I've been to Staten Island before, I'd be hard pressed to find a more despicable city in the US! Nothing but hordes of prostitues and miles and miles of adult-oriented (i.e. porn) businesses. Hardly anyone there spoke english, and I often felt like I was in some pre-industrialized civilization. After only a few hours I was covered head-to-toe in dirt and filth! The only real highlight was a stroll around Silver Lake, where I saw lots of shirtless men jogging, BUT THE REST WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!
bitch please, you are NOT from staten island your accent is so fake. bitch. fuckin haters. IM A STATEN ISLAND GIRL, AND NO HELL NO IM NOT LIKE THAT. you people have no class.
you're making fun of people from long island and to be honest maybe only 5% of the girls i graduated with are like that. and you are a fucking retard because your little map on the end - that wasn't even long island.
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ok aside from here being fucking hot as hell i gotta say there is alot of thought and creativity alongside ingenuity. this is funny as hell. i subscribed. the maury skit too was great!
this is fucking hilarious...but what's even funnier is that JS is an actual show full of actual fucktards like the ones mocked in this video...LMAO!!!
Lol. I was ttly about to write that MTV stole your idea. I want your show to be the only show about Guidos.... not that I can watch Jersey Shore in the UK. Which pisses me right off.
ah i can't wait for tomorrow's premiere of jersey shore season 5 aaaaaaaa
gogoasacenusie 3 weeks ago
This is way better than jersey shore
sugarholic14 1 month ago
she reminds me of tracy from jerseylicious hahaha !!
iluvmakeupfan21 1 month ago
Bigger tits? Her chest is plastic. NEXT!
HornSpeakersSuk 2 months ago
OMG I REMEBER THESE PEOPLE! THEY DID A SCENE HAIR SPOOF OMG...
ilibabalicous 2 months ago
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wow she looks like Tracy Dimarco from Jerseylicious except Stevie's prettier
goldroses18 2 months ago
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goldroses18 2 months ago
There needs to be a show called Guidos vs Bros And let the Guidettes fight it out with the bro hoes.
vfIskullangel 2 months ago
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Fuc.k you all guys from the bottom of my real Italian heart.
Guido means "I drive" it is nonsense if applied to a person.
Guidette is not even Italian.
I am Italian and I do not go out with a Tshirt saying Italia or with the flag or sth, I am not tanned, I speak 4 languages correctly, I have a uni degree, I work hard, I do not like pizza and I have never ever met a mafioso in all my life.
LouiseHans10 2 months ago
damm she's a hottest hooter girl !
pedroarismendiz 4 months ago in playlist The Islands
"You look like Christina Aguilara in her dirty days... I died" LMFAO XD
sleepyrebel93 4 months ago 3
id pop her quchi any day
aztec2085 4 months ago
She should sue MTV for completely stealing her idea
electrodirtyhouse 4 months ago 2
The Original Jersey Shore.
lovemekp 5 months ago
u know what honestly, she has bigger tits
DJDALESS2 5 months ago 10
omg that dancing scene kills me lmao :))
LaurenDeJesus 5 months ago
Haha, she acts & looks like Tracey from Jerseylicious.
ItsCynthiaTV 5 months ago
Jersey Shore ripped this off
Sierraistheshit 7 months ago
the girl is hot thumbs up
stallion21ital 8 months ago
This video is genius. This is exactly how some people are on Long Island...Staten Island...New Jersey
cegalotti 8 months ago in playlist the real paris
why does everyone want to be a guido?? in Manhattan we call them guineas because they look like guinea pigs. Bridge and tunnel people guinea pigs call them what you want they stink up clubs....
muffins69 8 months ago
Hey, . . . I really like your bits. Everybody is great. I'm looking forward to more episodes. Best of Luck. - Gary Gladstone
GaryGladstoneStuff 8 months ago in playlist The Islands
Kinda funny how dudes that make fun of jacked Italian dudes have no muscles like the clown in this video.
wesley8173 9 months ago
WOW!-A Y F K M- THE RICH ITALIAN CULTURE GONE TO HAIR GEL-TANNING LOTION AND THIS IS TIP OF THE SPEAR FOR WHAT'S HOT? WHO AM I KIDDING THOUGH-SHE WOULD SO GET F@#$%^&*() BUT HEYYEEE, CABZZZZZ ARE HEREEEEEE
wheelie1005 9 months ago
Alright well you know what you better come to the fucking door and get me like a gentlemen and not have the dam taxi cab honking and shit, because my father will go out there and knocked the living shit out of both of you you hear me?
GoHardMG 9 months ago
Well done. Glad to see talented actors making fun of these kinds of people.
Picardy 9 months ago
Keep pumping iron ,it is paying off. These two are in the genius category on Long Island. If you are in to drunk .dumb and no manners move to Long Island.
jonmako57 9 months ago
Sceney Sceneable... just in my mind forever.
SparkShowOfficial 9 months ago
I love her accent, I wish I could speak like that haha!
preciousCece 10 months ago
These guys are good they should have a show on vh1.
blechke 10 months ago
yeah whatever she is so HOT i dint even notice her boobs
sapy52 11 months ago
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I MADE A FAN VID FOR JUSTIN BIEBER AND HE POSTED BACK A 30 SECOND VID SAYING THANKS! HE'S WEARING BLINGED OUT SEXY CLOTHES IN IT SO I WAS SURPRISED. IF YOU WANNA CHECK IT OUT GO TO MY CHANNEL AND LOOK AT THE VIDEO TITLED "DIRTY TALK"
I ADDED HIM VID ONTO THE END OF MY FAN VID!
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RealMonsterTV 11 months ago
omg this woman is so beautiful i love her
sapy52 11 months ago
@sapy52 sounds like an intense bitch though. No but i know its probably fake or something.
Beastofcookies 11 months ago
@Beastofcookies what ever Italian babes r like smoking HOT n CUTE accent
sapy52 8 months ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
TheRealOliver 1 year ago
National Geographic is killin' it.
clds84 1 year ago
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hey come on and check out my guido movies
pastafazoule 1 year ago
Fantastic, keep it coming.
TheSexybeaver 1 year ago
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martinmartiini 1 year ago 11
"Paul Oakenfold was actually spinnin" :D
martinmartiini 1 year ago
I hope a network picks this up babe its BRILLIANT!!!!!!! I love it please make more more more forget all the other characters this is your money shot!!!!!
80sKatt 1 year ago
i want her accent(:
1293cameron 1 year ago 3
I can't say that it came as a shock, but according to a recent study, Staten Island ranks 3rd in the world for masturbation related accidents (surpassed only by New Dehli, India, and P'yŏngyang, North Korea.)In Staten Island, the number of masturbation-related casualties even surpasses those attributed to intoxication and drug abuse! The problem is so bad that that the federal government is considering several responsible masturbation initiatives for the area, including a heavy-duty ad campaign
homeslice5000 1 year ago
Stevie looks like Tracy from Jerseylicious haha
JBMusicONLINE 1 year ago
I've been to Staten Island before, I'd be hard pressed to find a more despicable city in the US! Nothing but hordes of prostitues and miles and miles of adult-oriented (i.e. porn) businesses. Hardly anyone there spoke english, and I often felt like I was in some pre-industrialized civilization. After only a few hours I was covered head-to-toe in dirt and filth! The only real highlight was a stroll around Silver Lake, where I saw lots of shirtless men jogging, BUT THE REST WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!
homeslice5000 1 year ago
@homeslice5000 Where these men fit, muscular and hot? I will visit just for that! LOOOL
cjs33139 1 year ago
THAT GIRL WAS SOOOOOOO HOT. LOL
iGDoNYC93s3xy543 1 year ago
she looks nothing like Christina Aguilera...and don't guido's dance differently, don't they fist pump??
TheRandiNichole 1 year ago
@TheRandiNichole
not all of us....i do,...but sum just dance
iGDoNYC93s3xy543 1 year ago
Lolololol staten oiland! Ha this is hilarious.
Carsifornication 1 year ago
hahaha imagine the std's ud get offa one of these bitches. this shits great
extracredit100 1 year ago
So true.
InimeKai 1 year ago
Lmfao.
Amazing.
THROWINSHADE 1 year ago
the girl is so fuckin hot o.O
GErSHEYhErSheYs 1 year ago
hahahahaaahaa!!
babyyamyyy 1 year ago
wow its amazing how many voices you can do!
mintychick792 1 year ago
The guy sucks- He's not thick enough and doesn't look Italian at all. Otherwise PERFECT!!!
canejo6 1 year ago
bitch please, you are NOT from staten island your accent is so fake. bitch. fuckin haters. IM A STATEN ISLAND GIRL, AND NO HELL NO IM NOT LIKE THAT. you people have no class.
marieLOVESstephen 1 year ago
@marieLOVESstephen haha obviously its fake! and no she isn't from staten island. calm the hell down and just stfu. its obviously a parody.
mintychick792 1 year ago
@marieLOVESstephen its a joke on them people relax. something tells me ur just like snookie
extracredit100 1 year ago
@marieLOVESstephen what about jersey shore?
OLDYOUTH 1 year ago
@marieLOVESstephen ew can you calm down....
this is just a joke.
marzipin 1 year ago
@marieLOVESstephen no honey.. YOU people have no class.. this is a joke you fuckin retard ahahahahah
xraidedlok 1 year ago
She's hotter than any girl on the show jersey shore
201JerzzCity 1 year ago 36
@201JerzzCity real talk
TheWuCepticon81 4 months ago
:O is she the same girl in that dumb show on E! "jerseylicious"
pedroh106 1 year ago
o.o its weird..she looks like sammi sweetheart from jersey shore. ahah.
iiiTunes 1 year ago
hey that girl is Little Loca lol
iluvcisco13 1 year ago
Lmaoo ! Fist Pump >.< This is Like almost better than JerseyShore. Keep it up Stevie ! =]
Jazziluvzmuzik24 1 year ago
She is f***ing HOT
Rio4me4ever 1 year ago
"you look, just like Christina Aguilera in her dirty days." xD
AnthonySandersMusic 1 year ago 2
That's a really bad fake New York accent.
komoru 1 year ago
@komoru its funny tho :D
gLumixD 1 year ago
Does he ever stop dancing/working/moving ?
ItsEricaBeyetch 1 year ago
lmfao.....shes got bigger tits....hahahaha
ods1ODS 1 year ago
I DOED!!!:)
kawaiikollabs 1 year ago 5
ha ha ha sooo funny
Beautifulpoet12 1 year ago
Ah Stevie...
skot66 1 year ago
@VintageSky it was just a joke
cadooforever337 1 year ago
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you're making fun of people from long island and to be honest maybe only 5% of the girls i graduated with are like that. and you are a fucking retard because your little map on the end - that wasn't even long island.
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VintageSky 1 year ago
Amazing... You definitely pass for for an Italian. You should be in one of them Italian gangster movies.
vamoalla9 1 year ago
how did u learn to do the accent???!!
conversationheartsx3 1 year ago
more wannabe haters , everyone wants to be italian fuck the haters
HotYamaha 1 year ago
mad funny..girls accent is bad tho
NickjaBoysInc 1 year ago
amazing ahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dollytar 1 year ago
I love everything by Stevie Ryan
moritori11 1 year ago
u guys r so talented. um from jersey and u have the best accent eva!
Aquajonas101 1 year ago
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theseeker2k5 1 year ago
nicky bones hahaha
PinkyMoose324 1 year ago
fuk ur hot
SUPAAMANI 1 year ago
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen..love itttttttt
wizzywow123456 1 year ago
These caricatures used to be very funny, but Jerseylicious - especially the character of Tracey - appears to be the real thing, the real Paris.
gomickael 1 year ago
Jersey Shore is such a copycat!
gossipyourself 1 year ago
hahaha "Paul Oakenfold was spinning"
Acid7Ibanez 1 year ago
nice video!
livguido 1 year ago
shes reallly pretty in this one to
glowbluestah 1 year ago
hahaha this shit is the ORIGINAL
steadfast1984 1 year ago
hahahah yesssss
hey check out my new movie
The Guido People
pastafazoule 1 year ago
I'd love to Blast Off in this chicks face just for kicks
NemesisInforcer32 1 year ago
haha this is awesome, i love this chick
VelvetHoneyBlossom 1 year ago
lol worst staten island accent EVER!
omgsofierce17 1 year ago
haha i love this n shyt LMAO
BeachBbyxo 1 year ago
Hmm...looks a lot like Tracy from Jerseylicious....coincidence?!
STYLeyesED 1 year ago
ur funny as shxt
cdm0014 1 year ago
LOL!
megetranceaddict 1 year ago
fuckin, greeks and italians in melbourne say 'farkin.'
chetdog 1 year ago
ohmawgawd!!!!!!!
klee862 1 year ago
i'm classy "stuff like that "lol!!!!!!!!
MrKarimlol 1 year ago
The original Jersey Shore. Love this. "And Paul Oakenfold was spinning. It's like, I swear, it's a fairytale this story" LOL
LeannaElise 1 year ago 121
soooo are the bratz dollz base on chicks like this
nininickflavor 1 year ago
Yikes
ForgottenSoul700 1 year ago
I love this character the most by far.
botchalism 1 year ago
never thought i would like this random thingy on utube haha. fuking hilarious
bilinast 1 year ago
hahahaha
bangmeister 1 year ago
awesome.. :)
ETcIdeepdIsH 1 year ago
hahha i love this!! she's so funny and the guy kind of looks like spencer pratt..
caarocena 1 year ago 3
This girl is scandalously hot and is funny as hell? what a combo damnnnnn!
HalfBillion 1 year ago 3
AND THIS CAME OUT BEFORE JERSEY SHORE. Damn.. MTV probably jacked this cus they cudn't jack scenekidlove
omfgplea 1 year ago 8
Star quality.
Take it all the way. Good luck.
DocVuDu 1 year ago
ok aside from here being fucking hot as hell i gotta say there is alot of thought and creativity alongside ingenuity. this is funny as hell. i subscribed. the maury skit too was great!
ptsigas 1 year ago 4
She is, indeed, hot as hell.
jeffstudbum 1 year ago 2
woah did MTV take your idea? what was the inspiration behind the islands?
digigen 1 year ago 2
she is brilliant!
HeatherTBetch 1 year ago 3
lmao jersey shore is prolly based on this
hd92122 1 year ago 2
No shit. Stevie Ryan is a genius. She saw this coming. And her serie is far more entertaining than that piece of crap show Jersey Shore.
jeffstudbum 1 year ago
Agree, 100% She had this idea long ago... she is really creative.
rorytek 1 year ago 5
You guys are so funyyy loooool. this should be on TV.
patadeurso 1 year ago 2
this is fucking hilarious...but what's even funnier is that JS is an actual show full of actual fucktards like the ones mocked in this video...LMAO!!!
MsLauraJackson 1 year ago
lol it's funny how MTV actually made a show like this...they owe you big time.
Anomaly1618 1 year ago 6
Why doesn't she tell MtV about this????
ShareYourUnderwear 1 year ago 2
You're funny.
chevelle1444 2 years ago
i gotta pay off my ___ ? what
EMINEMS1NONLYGURL 2 years ago
She's said "I'm trying to pay off my car still."
SalutBianca91 2 years ago
thanks
EMINEMS1NONLYGURL 2 years ago
I love it <3
hollywoodkiddd1 2 years ago
Am I watching Jershey Shore???
manthapeace259 2 years ago 2
omg you should freakin sue MTV they totally stole yr idea!!
rauyamhtar 2 years ago
lol the accents not even there
frigtartsxp 2 years ago
lol
sodlo 2 years ago
@supersobhan
omg thats the exact same way i felt !!
cairrlovessyouux 2 years ago
totally reminds me of jersey shore!(:
Dannyfan1997 2 years ago 4
@Dannyfan1997 yup jersey shore :D thats what im saying :))
xKoTiKAx 2 years ago
After the AMAZING Sceney scenables, watching this, I gotta Subscribe
SuperSobhan 2 years ago 3
friggin LOVE the islands! haha soo hilarious. "you look just like christina aguilera in her dirty days, when she had dark hair.." "I DIED." hahaha
suzieblue23 2 years ago
Hilton suicide and sceney sceneable!! It's the people that play them!!!
Thegeek4life 2 years ago
good job lol
jack1979x 2 years ago
LOL, Guidos. I swear this is where they got the idea for Jersey Shore from. :)
tinhatx 2 years ago 77
this is my thought exactly. i told stevie she should sue MTV for copyright infringement.
zwfwrestling 2 years ago 2
I love this, I'm like your brand new number 1 fan!
avataranime101 2 years ago
ohmmgee!
whennnn whennn whenn is the 7th episode coming outt!?
sierrabreannnn 2 years ago
Her accent is a lil off. It's Stat-n'ylan.
zzsleepytinizz 2 years ago
is stevie ryan her name?
MiaLuvsKisses 2 years ago 2
@MiaLuvsKisses yup
monkeytimez 2 years ago
@monkeytimez mk.
MiaLuvsKisses 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THE ISLANDS!
950524ra 2 years ago 3
omg i love stevie ryan..shes so talented as a comedian..ahahaha
masakiayu 2 years ago
lol you can tell they're not from new york...no one in the metropolitan area calls it manhattan....its "the city."
mnv126 2 years ago
AHAHAHA < 3
OhSoAle 2 years ago
Nicky BONES (boner) lol
yoface459 2 years ago
is she also LittleLoca?
BiiGReDDx3 2 years ago 2
@BiiGReDDx3 yep
ChoclateGood 2 years ago
yea
Genny4realyO 2 years ago
ahaha,. lmao. i love this.,
Supernatrualxx 2 years ago
this is true and genius and amazing
countof3everybodyOD 2 years ago
What is Her Real Name ?
Wexo0o 2 years ago
Stevie Ryan
mizzaddylette 2 years ago
stevie ryan
Genny4realyO 2 years ago
lmao.
i love there accents!!
xD
x0cupy0cakes0x 2 years ago
Love you Stevie
TOKENCHIK 2 years ago
Lol. I was ttly about to write that MTV stole your idea. I want your show to be the only show about Guidos.... not that I can watch Jersey Shore in the UK. Which pisses me right off.
lol
leolovesrandom 2 years ago
JERSEY SHORE!!!!!!!
Hahaha I love you!
RACHIEfknDARKO 2 years ago 2
that chick is hot
TranceLuvr69 2 years ago 3
yea, but she's got Klingon eyebrows
logansGT 2 years ago
hahahahaha "you look. just like christina aguilera in her dirty days. when she had dawk hair. . . i died."
MuSiCsOuLxO16 2 years ago
GUIDOSSSS! <3
xTalyxAndxElix 2 years ago
hilarious!!
i love the accent!
Riannaellen 2 years ago
The Islands is so funny...you guys should continue the series now that MTV is putting out their version.
iLuvJerseyShore 2 years ago 2
"you look just like christina aguliera in her dirty days , when she had dawkk haiirr, I Dawdd .lmfaooo !
MUSICisLOVE231 2 years ago
THis is hillarious and perfect representation of guidos and guidettes.. Im from Dirty Jersey
DzikaSwiniaZX6 2 years ago
holy shit this is too fucking funny
ZeeDeviant 2 years ago 2
mtv TOTTALY RIPPED OFF stevie.
with that new show thats comming out
whats it called jersey shore?
stevie you should sue
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