Very Mary-Kate - Conference

[sesshomarurox]

those two make the BEST team ever!

[TheSuperFunnyMan]

History, hmmm.. is that when you had hair?

[BroadwayPirate1106]

brother guard!

[Timeisnearx]

Bodyguard finaly kick some ass....hehe

[sammyserpent]

Lol treaty between red and blue... is that why pokemon is tagged?

[LiveItToLoveIt123]

Go bodyguard:)

[mahirarara]

ugh they should totally be together. i meant MK and bodyguard.

[VerriladaineSarrasri]

History, is that when you had hair?

IMAO

[DarkScarlettVixen]

Bodyguard and MK....work well together! XD

[arizonagreentea796]

Oh my god that was hilarious

[unicornrawrs]

Mary Kate: Ya, it means i see other people as being fatter than they actually are, so don't be insensitive about it, you puffy cow.

LMAO

[superbrainification]

70 pounds? I'm 235 pounds. Thank you!

[morganamossoma]

Bodyguard: History? Is that when you had hair?

Professor: RRAAAA!!!

lolol!!!! XD

[morganamossoma]

Bodyguard is actually enjoying Mary-Kate's disses!!! :D

[cutieclark0788]

Will Hines!!! haha.

[cutieclark0788]

Will Hines!!! haha.

[cutieclark0788]

Will Hines!!!! haha.

[ruposhirose]

I LOVE BODYGUARD!!!

[ArtypNk]

Troll

[theboxmobile2007]

lol one of the tags is Pokemon!!

[greentara313]

That's about the treaty between red and blue.

[CherieAmanpour]

You can't tell me there hasn't been a moment even its smallest measure that Bodyguard didn't think MK was "special".

[PinkButterfly2662]

"So don't be insensitive about it you puffy cow." LMAO!

[92lolabola]

Everyone loves Bodyguard. It's just simple fact.

[Youngblood1701]

Way to go bodyguard!

[TheIzzyq13]

I wonder what bodyguards' name is......

[ZanMindtrip]

@TheIzzyq13 Bodyford Guardsburg jr.

[abbyrhartwig]

@TheIzzyq13 his name is Bodyguard

[QueenKaylen]

Her and bodyguard would be perfect for eachother!

[slipknotgirl06]

I would rape Bodyguard.... lol. Better WATCH OUT!!

[kranktank]

@slipknotgirl06 No. Mine.

[Atthebeach15]

... I...... LOVE....... BODY GAURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HipHopBunny1992]

Body guard, I love you!

[writerforever97]

"History... is that when you had hair?"

Hahahahah I love this so much...

[TheOrangeBell]

NYU?

I love you Fat Professor :) I think you're skeeeeneeey.

Write me a rec letter?

[aaronistupac1]

hate

[LlttleGreenLeaves10]

I love her little pleased face when he says '70 pounds' lmao! 

[Thebubblepop88]

Yeah stop being insensitive you bloated beach ball!

[brightcitylightsxx]

i don't have special needs! well, i guess i do need cough syrup before bed...

[xoxoFUQu]

oooh the past! Is that when you were skinny?

[calima1310]

yeap, that's a brotherguard <3

[mbkfox]

why is this show better than any sitcom on tv now?

[livvyandlove]

LOVE BODYGUARD.

[gnome97776]

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry

[dancerss53]

i dont like science class anyway! i love vmk!

[rebekahah]

Bodyguard. :) -3

[kandb4evr]

History is that when you had hair? Lol go body guard

[hipstertricks]

thats about the treaty between red and blue!

[LourencoPeter]

these two being allies are THE. BEST.

[tabithaschwandt]

"..So don't be insensitive about it, you Puffy-Cow."

[mofunzonecom]

Kick her from your class

You can do that

Sue her if she hits you

[framptonorchablis]

That dude is pretty pudgy.

[icekin10]

VMK is insanely quotable. I love it!

[dmsoccerchick5]

"don't be insensitive about it you puffy cow " :D ( love that )

[cutenicole96]

i think this is the first time these two got along

[89Tek]

"That's about the treaty between red and blue!"

[Pop2922]

My favorite episodes are the ones with bodyguard, not because im gay, but because he's the only one who puts up with mary kate, which is funny seeing him get pissed and it's also funny when he plays along with her too

[TheCutthroats10]

the past... ooooo is that when you were skinneeehhh?

[WastedMH]

I can never get tired of this show. The more I see it, the better it gets :)

[mzxstarbright]

Yes!!! Love this!

[GSMcCutcheon]

"Yes, Mary-Kate, history, the past?"

"Oooooh, the past, is that when you were skinneeeeeeh?"

*Body-guard smiles*

Cracks me up everytime! :L :L

[Estevanescence07]

¨So don´t be insensitive about it you PUFFY COW¨ LOL

[MsColorful13]

GO BODYGUARD!!!!!

[kandb4evr]

Treaty between red and blue lol!!!

[markymarkfan17]

Fat Professor: "You're 70 pounds and you're a he-man freak!"

Both: "Thank you."

[0101BRo]

@markymarkfan17 thank you for that quote, i had a hard time remembering what i just saw.

[CommentWriter95]

@0101BRo do you post that on every single video on youtube? its just a thing. its like looking up dumb things on wikipedia even if you know what they are or something.

[0101BRo]

@CommentWriter95 How would i post that on every youtube video, not every one dose that and that was the first/last time I've ever done that and its stupid that people quote what they just saw. and i have never herd of people doing that on Wiki.

[CommentWriter95]

@0101BRo aw damn maybe its just me that looks up crap on wiki when im bored. ok, that was a stupid analogy anyway. point to you. and i should have said 'all sketch vids' instead of all youtube vids too. my bad.

quoting things is just what people do. i give thumbs up to comments that remind me of a moment when i laughed.

man this is like explaining the concept of souvenir keychains to aliens. it sounds really dumb, but its just something that exists, u know? u dont really think about it.

[avenged7xguitar]

HAHAHAH

[nomoreiloveyou]

"that's about the treaty between red and blue!" LMAO!

[DarkCrazyAngel33]

History. Is thy when you had hair? LMAO!

[LinkofHurulyle]

Bodyguard you so epic!!!!!!

[HeyGorgeous1000]

bodyguard so has a secret crush on mk :)

[bellamyershannibal]

aaaw Bodyguard totally stuck up for mk! <333

[meghanmuffin96]

I. LOVE. BODYGUARD.

[LeroyKingTV]

michal zhang in sims 3 looks like bodyguard

[futbolspaz]

" that's about the treaty between red and blue!" haha so funny! make more vids plz!

[futbolspaz]

" that's about the treaty between red and blue!"

[TheSpecialgirl2014]

"YOUR 70 POUNDS AND YOUR A HE-MAN FREAK!"

"Thank you!" HAHAHAH <3

[chickwithatrick]

HAHAHAHA one of the best ones i've seen

[omgfiercelawl]

Mentally candycapped? I'm sorry... what?

[coltscheer]

i LOVE bodyguard ever more in this episode :)

[chaosstrike1000]

"That's about the treatie between red and blue!"

[MusicParodyParty]

If you keep pressing 3, it sounds like he's saying "zoink zoink zoink zoink zoink!" haha

[loislover4000]

Bodyguard is so adorable!

[0livia001]

Professor: "You're 70 pounds and you're a he-man freak!"

Bodyguard and MK : "Thank you."

Best. Moment. Ever.

[aciSd]

@0livia001 yeah^^

[Alexuslove]

does anyone else think it sounds like hes saying "mentally candy-capped" at 1:31

[LightningWolfang]

I love the body guard XD

[TheSkaterkid45]

can it be in spanish? hahaha best

[TheInvaderRob]

puffy cow

bloated beach ball

he is one

[imaginaryboii]

What are y'all talking about?? Fat Processor is damn sexii!!

[1990slovechild108]

i love BODYGUARD!!!!!! 

[nomnomnomzee]

OHMYGAWD I LOVE BODYGUARD

[fayenesse]

AWW!! BODYGUARD!!! xDD

[popzone101]

NOW i completely LOVE the BODYGAURD!!!!

[SynnGrim]

purple, lol, thats the treaty between red and blue :D

[lesEtoilesalaNuit]

"history...is that when you had hair?"

LMAO

[Adlitim]

I feel bad for fat professor.

[jeangeniex3]

You're 70 pounds and you're a he-man freak. "thank you." hahahaha

[ChaoticSymphonies]

Bloated beach ball? XD ahahahahahahaahahah

[hollisterxMR]

yess i love when shes mean to fat professor

[sarah1oszter]

This isn't my type of vid at all but I like them so much! I have no idea why. I love the ones pined at religion that's just halarious and bodygaurd adds the perfect 3rd character. The school ones are legit to but I feel pretty bad for profefessor idk you think he could handle his students a bit more proffessional? Anyways runnin out of chars but it's an awesome series and I'm glade I subed at the beginning cuz it's only getting better.

[spinemelter2000]

@sarah1oszter The professor was very professional for several episodes. He just got constantly insulted and annoyed, so he snapped.

[sarah1oszter]

@spinemelter2000 I know it was more sarcasm because he obiously is professional at at. This is an amazin series though.

[juicychick427]

Is it just me or does the girl who plays Mary Kate totally look like Bill Hader?

[1990slovechild108]

AH WHERES MY BODYGUARD Oh there you are :D

[mizsongbird]

She plagiarizes... except from colouring books.

Purple. The treaty between red and blue.

Lawl.

[lisajean1]

"Don't be insensitive about it, you puffy cow."

[elvali0205]

"history...is that when had hair?"

[KrazyKid2O]

Wooh! Awesomenesssssssss

[ckelss]

Ohh the past, is that when you were skinnyyy?

[LittleFunnyPerson]

you bloated beachball XD

[ZanaBonanza]

Do I wanna ask HOW he became her legal guardian? xD

[dannyphantomduhX3]

best one!

[KennedyFan]

Yay bodyguard! LOL =D x

[TheSuperevildragon]

I Wish He Was My BodyGuard <3

[brightensabriya]

history... is that when you had hair?

Y SO CUTE, BODYGUARD?

[MsBellaMorte1]

@brightensabriya *Insert stifled sound of frustration here*

[sparkle1185]

i love the way the professor repeats "jello in the bello"

[TypicalxRage]

funny how bodyguard is on her side

[MadHatter3Z3]

@TypicalxRage

I loved it, I was like they're working together with hilarious results 8{']...

[81silversiren]

LMFAO

[TheBestVloggerEver]

love the bodyguard in this.

[GoApples]

I like shallow people. <3

Like actually.

[itsDavidEMz]

I love bodyguard hahahahahhaa

[Catwinsor]

J-ello-in-the-bellow... heh. XD

[papercutpaige]

@102black FAT college professor

[mzxstarbright]

Sick burn bodyguard!!

[TwlohaLITM]

bodyguard is so beautiful ahha

[Kevbx7]

Hilarious... One of the best!!!

[JeraldRamosjr]

"History is that when you had hair?" haha XD

[MsGrapee]

OH YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

[rikahs19]

Candy-capped? LMAZO

[cheerleaderstar95]

first video i watched in 2011

[creationlist]

So awesome

[MikeLike21397]

"I don't like Science class anyway."

[Clash2545]

the proffesor has a youtube account?!?!??!?!?!

[Snowkitten707]

They must have had the hardest time getting through this one - I can only imagine all the outakes! Thumbs up!

[bubblegum4165]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaa this show always makes me laugh!!!!!

[clawsome2404]

Even without being her bodyguard he still has Mary Kate's back.

[mollydoll800]

Mary kate:don't be so insensitive you puffy cow." luv it!

[Hustlerae]

best web series i have ever seen! amazing!

[easylazy]

haha that bodyguard is the man!!!

[jamjamrox10]

History... Is that when u had hair?

Gaaaaah!!!

Lol

[iamsocooYEH]

theres one thing with is, its funny, but mary-kate was actually quite smart in school..not dumb lol

[sora506]

@iamsocooYEH I'm also betting she and her sister never cloned a cat either. It's all in fun.

[iamsocooYEH]

@sora506 lol true that :P haha

[Nakedwow]

Awesome.

[EvaBrick8]

Oooh! That's so sweet! Thanks for the upload!

Oh, and congratulations! ;)

[xxxAlesanaFan4everxx]

why does everyone just repeat what they said in the comments?

[Knuxallen]

@xxxAlesanaFan4everxx They think they be funny by reeating something somebody else said. clearly its not the case. or they just wants thumbs u.

[metaphoricalbamf]

Damn, bodyguard is stickin up for her... wow

[b1tch19]

"So don't feel bad about it you puffy cow!"

[colormekoye]

"jello in the bello" lawl!

[Bakuryu5331]

What does bodyguard say at the end?

[rflmywfl1]

@Bakuryu5331 He said: "History? Was that when you had hair?"

[Bakuryu5331]

@rflmywfl1 Ohh! Haha thanks!!! XD

[MyDogAteMyHW]

GO BODYGUARD!!!!!

[luucybabes123]

lmfaooooo i looove when he defends her.

[TheJouhette]

I love it!

[glancesherlock]

Mary Kate and Bodyguard tag team. Excellent! XD

[earlandbob]

<3 Bodygaurd. :)

[talksxalotx101]

LOL

[starstrukk280]

yay he man freak xD lol

[druifje818]

ohhh.... the past is that time when you were skinny ?

History is that when you had hair ?

best lines ever :D

[strawburrymaeve]

BODYGAURD!!!!!!