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  • Canibus is a fucking nigganometrist

  • Still as good as was back in the day when I first hear it played!

  • Now that we have Ebonics, does this mean we'll soon have a system of black math called niggonometry?

  • So is this the music that the niggers have graced us with?

  • @Skippyraptor yes

  • DIS SUM GOOD MUZAC N IT EVEN RIMEZ DAT RITE NOW WE SMRT LIKJE WHITE PEEPLE

  • which album was this on?

  • WHY WE BE DISCUSSIN' HOW MUCH DICK DAT BITCH SUCKED....QUICK MUTHAFUCKIN TRYNA FIGURE IT OUT...LISTEN TO CANIBUS AND LEARN THE KNOWLEDGE AND THE SCIENCE OF MUTHAFUCKIN NIGGANOMETRY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

  • @Drakeo1986 Simple mathematics....

  • just a thought, maybe he's referring to the amount of water as a metaphor rather than stating a fact. Like say, when people think that all rappers are mainstream (the water) and if you take all the decent rappers out of the sea (rakim, canibus ect.) then it would mean that the hip hop scene isn't 3 quarters mainstream and full of shit music.

    Besides that, love this song.

  • this album was the best i dont see why people said it flopped i was banging this shit hard when it came out

  • Classic yo

  • @majorianmask

    It's not that hard to understandThe earth is predicted to be 75 % water (three quaters). If you put ice cubes in a glass of water the water will rise, if you take the ice out, it will decrease. Same with the ocean's volume. Take out the animals and the water level will decrease showing more land. This means that the earth was not always 75 % water. Hint hint: under water civilizations, under water cities, lost cities

  • It's not that hard to understand. The earth is predicted to be 75 % water (three quaters). If you put ice cubes in a glass of water the water will rise, if you take the ice out, it will decrease. Same with the ocean's volume. Take out the animals and the water level will decrease showing more land. This means that the earth was not always 75 % water. Hint hint: under water civilizations, under water cities, lost cities

  • You cant write negronometry... Its spelled in the song

    Just kidding thanks for the upload

  • @LennartRepnak I think it would be harder to write good lyrics for a song called Africanamericannometry. :-x

  • Classic

  • 3 quarters water? wtf is this guy talking about...this guy needs to make sure his lyrics don't make him sound like an idiot before he records.

  • @majorianmask

    You're an idiot, water covers roughly 3/4ths the Earth's surface or 75%. You are the only one here who sounds like an idiot.

  • @RicoNuko he is talking about a glass of water and putting ICE in it... putting ICE increases the volume of the water in the cup. the earth's 'surface area' is roughly 3/4s water. volume does not equal surface area. the example he used was the wrong on if he wanted to talk about surface area. the way he put it comparing it to the cup of water sounded like he was saying the earth was 3/4s water volume-wise.

  • @majorianmask Anyway, you're absolutely right. His analogy is a terrible one; comparing the Earth's water level to a cup of ice. If the polar ice caps melt, that's an entirely different story.

  • @RicoNuko no you sound like an idiot. why are you talking about geography in the comments section of a rap video.

  • @rainskeetmaryjane Did you even listen to the lyrics of the song?

  • @rainskeetmaryjane Why do you put a period at the end of a question?

  • im sittin here tryin to think of what we can do with this letter L

  • do you know what the 5 dollar tip is , its the tip of his dick , VERY WITTY

  • VERY WITTY

  • Wow, you queers are obsessed of discussing about how a dick looks like LOL. Just shut the fuck up and listen to the music.

  • em kild him sry

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  • By your username, and the way you type, i'd guess your a 6 year old girl, right? A typical Feminem, oops... i mean Eminem fan.

  • @xkisses92%2Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

    Cache-Control: max-age=0

    anibus is better than eminem from a technical lyrical standpoint IMO. Just beca

  • dam... you motherfuckers be tripping about how long the dick is. first off, dicks aren't in square inches, they're in cubic inches so the shit is completely whack. IF we had 2-dimensional dicks (no thickness), then it would be "40 dollars including a 5 dollar tip" = 35/5 = 7 inches

    its nigganometry

  • its $40 INCLUDING tips (NOT $40+5) , so u subtract the $5 tip from $40 first

  • LMAO people tryin to subtract 5 from 40. EPIC FAIL. Before you represent Hip Hop, use your intelligence with common sense. #youjustgot swagged by a professional swagaffiliate.

  • 5 per square inch, 40 bucks.. than its 8 square inches, plus a 5 dollar tip. How complicated can you guys possibly make that?

  • @Undergr0undCity 7 inches dummy.. the 5 dollar tip is extra

  • @Undergr0undCity

    check the lyrics asshole...40$ INCLUDING a 5$ tip. That means it was 7 not 8. learn math before you post

  • @DAtzgenTRY Exactly!

  • your math is off bro lol

  • @DAtzgenTRY You all are both wrong, because a penis isn't in square inches, and who gives a fuck anyway?

  • @Undergr0undCity it's actually 7 inches cus of the 5 dollar tip but who's counting lol

  • Eight square inches. Learn math. 40 divided by 5 is 8.

  • @LightDiscipleNZ Dicks arint measured in square inches its in cubes, because its not 2-dimensional, 5 x 7= 35 plus 5 dollor tip = 40$ thus she sucked 7 inches.

  • @MUJAHID56787 7 square inches son

  • 7 inches

    40-5=35

    35/5=7

  • @Noctoural88 your an idiot. 40 bucks plus 5 dollar tip. Fail.

  • @westcoastkid0608 he said "40$ INCLUDING the 5 dollar tip." so that means you have to subtract 5 from the total to get the length if the tip is "included" in the 40$.

    lol sorry I feel like a faggot right now arguing about dick size

  • @Noctoural88 ok ok you got me. and yea hahahaa

  • 90's rappers can and will bury any and all mark ass trick modern rappers alive today. When all you rap about is your car, money, the drugs you sell and the girls you fuck, you have no substance. Just another nigga perpetuating a lifestyle of whackness !

  • yo yall got it all wrong.... first off dicks aren't square inches, they're in cubic inches... we don't walk around with a 2 dimensional dick... 2nd off, most dicks aren't 1 inch in width, so 7 inches in length is not the answer. assuming he has a regular 1.5-2 inch wide dick, you would be looking at a 4-5 inch which is pretty dam small

  • 7 inches.

  • funny how at the end of the track, he dissed LL

  • About that first lyric...if we do 40 - 5 = 35 / 5 = 7...it's important to remember he said "SQUARE inch" which is a unit of surface area....7 square inches is a very very tiny dick. If you take a post-it note, which is 3x3 or 9 square inches and roll it into a tube shape, that is almost 30 percent bigger than the dick he's talking about...It's either a stupid mistake on his part or he's saying the listener has a tiny dick and I think it's the first option lol

  • 9.5 inches

  • Has anybody got the answer to the first question?

    How big was the dick she just sucked?

  • yeh canibus is the man.. average song though ;)

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  • beat way more enjoyable than devils advocate

  • This man passed up a raw-ass Premo beat (Devil's Pie by D'angelo) for this...

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  • Hey guys im trying to get Hip Hop back alive and me and some other people do it by writing a long list of all kinds of good real Hip Hop song's.. and yeah trust me this song is on the list.. but PM me if you want the list.. a lot of real good songs there.. so PM me if you want the list  and pm me back if you want us to add something to the list.. our goal is to send it to as many people as possible to make it very long and get some new Hip Hop fans! :) pm me back if you want me to add your songs

  • 2:33 this nigga clever at the end he took a shot at ll cool j lmao, "hey i been sitting here trynna figure out what we can do wit this here letter L, f.u.c.k. (L) (L)

  • can you plz link me the photo? :)

  • thumbs up if u wish the thumbs were middle fingers!...

  • Canibus is too true for the game. He wasn't destroyed by LL cause Canibus fucked LL's little bitch ass up. LL just has more fans because he stayed on the industry's dick while Canibus did something no rapper ever dared, bit at the big dog's neck, and Canibus (being the god he is) fucked his ass up...

  • 6 BITCHES CULDNT UNDERSTAND NIGGONOMETRY!LIL BITCHES!

  • canibus always kills it son!

  • I'm trying to solve the problem at the beginning. When he says the girl was paid $40 including the $5 tip, does he mean she was paid $45 or did he mean the $40 included the $5 tip?

  • @Entrepinoy707 The $5 tip is included so it would be $35 without it making the answer 7.

  • Damn, real Hip Hop. I found myself listening to Waka Flock Flames the other day and held my head in shame. Threw that shit out and put on some Talib Kweli.

  • LMAO the first part of this songs makes me lol so hard

  • lol hey man i was just asking for an explanation. I said to me it felt useless. I got pissed when this fool is telling me i want him to dumb it down for me when i guarantee you his dumbass doesn't understand it in the first place. So nigganometry is a nigga using common sense?.... hmm... I can sorta see that.. thanks Boss. However, the dudes logic is still flawed. I ain't gonna argue that point though. but i will ask for clarification on how the dick sucking thing relates to using common sense

  • It relates to the song because is school we are taught that the planet is 3/4 water yet a nigga using common sense (nigganometry) can out think some of the bs they push on us in school (ie the planet being 3/4 water). He's just giving us an example to think for ourselves and use common sense. I don't think anybody called it a deep observation. Whats the most useless shit ever-his verse that you couldn't comprehend (in context of the song) or your insulting post ? Chill out kid lol.

  • @EsotericOccultist also, in the song after he says that.. it goes "that shit is deep". and then he repeats it... and it repeats... "that shit is deep". I still feel like he's just a nigga saying observational shit..however, the fact of the matter is that there are flaws in even that statement about the water level..and thus, in a way hes perpetuating ignorance. Not to mention that there are numerous songs where he misuses scientific words... lol like... I dunno might just be me.

  • god. story of my life.

  • WTF IS HE TRYING TO SAY WITH THE PLANT WASN'T 3/4 WATER??? like im not stupid... but i feel like that was honeslty the most useless shit ever.

  • @rassclaat23 Do want him to dumb it down for you?

  • @vincyballer1 dumb what down??? Its fucking useless! oh great the planet wasn't three quarters water ( HOW IS THAT A DEEP OBSERVATION). The "deepness" of this song comes from the fact that he's translating the frivolity of nigga (ignorant) actions into something as structured as mathematics. I am just missing how the water and planet thing related to this theme of the song.

  • @rassclaat23 so who do you like as a rapper? or rappers?

  • @Dartha999 Mos Def... Nas... J. cole... Jay Elect.. just 4 random names..

  • Your translated the word problem wrong.

    If a bitch sucks your dick for $5 per square inch and gets $40 including a $5 tip, the how big was the dick she just sucked?

    (40-5)/5 = Dick in square inches.

    35/5 = Dick in square inches

    7= Dick in square inches

  • @4hoodedniggz Nigganometry man, nigganometry ;D

  • Why get mad at those who diss Bis, They are dumb fxxks. I feel bad for those morons, Not mad.

  • fuckin epic

  • 8 inches right? fuck im high

  • @meccabeast lol, you crack me up. You missed the 5$ (one inch) tip* Get it, Tip.

  • this is some real shit here

  • 5 people are mindless haters who have been brainwashed by all that mainstream shit! i feel sorry for them...

  • fuck ll bitch

  • fucjk ll bitch

  • how much would the water level drop in the oceans if they really did take all the animals out? real good question

  • Canibus is dope but his albums suck

  • @oodlesofosz Agreed

  • this shit is blazing!

  • heres "Ckopperdaboss" going on canibus videos again sayin how he sucks nd etc..stop dick riding ll

  • @HP24Laker Because I am a boss, real shit

  • @Ckopperdaboss ok..whatever you say..

  • @Ckopperdaboss ok..whatever you say..

  • @HP24Laker Good job nerd.

  • @Ckopperdaboss ok..whatever you say..

  • @HP24Laker Yup

  • @Ckopperdaboss this fag again i swear he goes on every canibus video and agrues with EVERYBODY and he has more than one account too !! Lmfao so gay !!!!

  • @Ckopperdaboss Theres somethin fuckin wrong with you if you don't think Canibus is real hiphop. What shit do you listen to, fuckin Hannah Montana? And why are you commenting on his songs if you think its trash. Fucking dipshit

  • @Ckopperdaboss So wtf you think hip hop is about killin and cars?

  • @low69z you forgot to mention bitches,money, and bling.

  • @slippy8976 haha lol i used to be that way i hope that gets you through life pretty good

  • @Ckopperdaboss

    Dick what the fuck, dont be talking shit on this foo he is a sick mc he is hip hop he sand with the fuckin greatests, Immortal Tech, Ice Cube, and Verbal Hologram

  • @xNHSxPIASO420 Word. Plus since you posted this, you have a new subscriber. Respect, fam.

  • @xNHSxPIASO420 He can't touch Immortal, bro...

    He's nice, tho

  • @numb3r2wo If you're talking about Bis then I think that ,in his prime, he could take anybody. This song isn't a good example.

  • @xNHSxPIASO420 Who the fuck's Verbal Hologram?

  • @JPcal96 Verbal Hologram or Ikon the Verbal Hologram is Vinnie Paz of Jedi Mind Tricks

  • @Ckopperdaboss your acting hard on a computer

  • @Ckopperdaboss you just made ur self sound fucking stupid shut the fuck up and go do the jerk and listen to the new boys u dont know what real hip hop is fag lol

  • @Ckopperdaboss alot of ppl will disagree with u, u got a low iq obviously, go listen to wocka flocka fucka!!

  • @Ckopperdaboss lol nerd? your shit is in fucking unverbal and shitty lyrical keeps up the majority stupid ass fuck...maybe if there's enough of people like you on this surface....maybe we wouldn't exist shit lick....start to read between the lines and pick up a book...idc if you are a gangster..

  • @Ckopperdaboss

    By calling it nerd rap this isn't hip-hop? Fool you know nothing of what hip-hop really is. You obviously don't have the mental capacity to understand, and you're clearly ignorant to knowledge in the purest form of the word. I suggest you end your life, this world doesn't need more ignorant idiots, but it does need more critical thinkers..aka "nerds". Actually I take that back, it's idiots maybe like you, that keeps "nerds" motivated to make human life better, aka technology....

  • This is complete crap, worst rapper of all time.

  • @Ckopperdaboss haha you funny, eminem fan ha? dickrider!

  • @Jeefs Not a fan of Eminem, respect his career but his music isn't for me. Canibus however is garbage. And I know because I am a true hip hop fan.

  • @Ckopperdaboss you don't know shit about hiphop if you think that Canibus is Garbage, period.

  • @Jeefs Canibus is garbage, not hip hop at all. Step your knowledge up on real hip hop. This is trash, nerd rap.

  • Ayo the track was wild 

  • 8 inches.

  • i know the vehicle is probably beautiful... but did you ask your lawyer if it was recoupable???

  • I'm going to look up the lyrics now and study my Nigganometry.

  • Here's an equation I've devised for how to calculate the size of the dick "she" sucked:

    5d+5=40

    The first 5 is for the $5 dollar rate per square inch of the dick... The d is the size of the dick (in inches)... The second 5 is the $5 tip she received... And the 40 is the $40 she received in total.

    You will soon realize that the dick she just sucked was 7 inches in length.

  • @dfurones including not excluding the $5 tip dawg

  • @brigmate uhh yeah INCLUDING the $5 tip she got 40... remember that the tip is money on the side. so w/o tip she would've made 35 for the $5 per square inch rate... 35 divided by 5 is 7... 7 inches!... canibus would fail you if you were taking his nigganometry class!

  • @dfurones it's actually 7 sq inches and NOT 7 inches

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  • @dfurones Nice. I may also have some solutions to the other problems addressed in Mr. Canibus's song. For the nigga with a watch thats iced out with enough rocks to make the hottest room temperature drop, the time until you get robbed can be calculated with this equation- (t= time) (T=room temperature) (n=estimated amount of niggas that will be encountered in one week) (r=number of rocks in watch)

    t = 1/2T(r-n)

  • @rdogg2507 Oh, my apologies, time is in seconds and temperature is fahrenheit.

  • This is what i call RAP!!!!!!!

  • @chicago251 please stfu why would u talk bout lil wayne when this is canibus' song u sound stupid

  • fuck lil wayne thumbs up if u agree

  • @chicago251 what does lil wanye have to do wit this track??? he does suck donkey dick tho......

  • @chicago251 Instead of giving a thumbs up, I'll just refuse to acknowledge him at all. If people stop riding 'Lil Wayne's dick whether they love or hate him, maybe he'll just go away...

  • nigga stfu..

    big ups to 2010 hiphop artist

    that made it

    what it is now!!

  • @trueplaya341 The only thing out in 2010 is R&B and Pop

  • the best of all time

  • bad ass song

  • canibus is king

  • the best way to download this mp3 from youtube is to google mp3iffy.

  • eminem....microphone....psycho­....dispicable.....real shitt real talk no regret june 22 recovery tripple platnum....9 grammys...and 5 emmies.....what u kno ....get out

  • good djing

  • @ mrpopenfresh! that is why the world water is NOT 3/4 water aS HE SAID IN TH RHYME!

  • this song taught me street smarts

  • Man this last thing is just reatrded. The planet isn't 3 quarters water?? Canibus seems to be confused with surface area and volume.

  • @mrpopenfresh i think you the confused one, he aint talkin bout the volume of the water he said take out every animal in the ocean the water level will decrease which makes perfect sense... not the volume of water but the surface area will decrease meaning more land will show... get it??

  • @xNYRAPx

    No, you don't get it, think about how much water your made out of

    and stop doing nigganometry.

  • @mrpopenfresh lol listen again .... fool

  • i wish canibus was my math teacher... :(

  • I like it

  • this beat is so sick.

  • @ninestraycats

    The beat is sampled many times. It was first played on Dre's "The Chronic" then again on the track "Land of the Skanless"

  • @AK3N4T0N

    actually LL sampled it before Dre did

  • that last part is pretty funny..F-U-C-K L-L. as in fuck LL coool j just in case someone didnt get it haha

  • @wepaonAK nice one :)

    Sub

  • @ALIENSHADZ lmfaoooo

  • @wepaonAK LOL, that is funny.

  • @wepaonAK its a reference to a right handed spliff , not a shitty rapper / actor / old spice ad man ( LL cool )

  • @GodlessMartyr666 Are you being serious? Lol, noo its not man. "F-U-C-K L-L" i hope your kidding lmao.

  • @GodlessMartyr666 look up cannibis and LL's beef. it's serious shit