Megalodon caught? (1000000 POUND SHARK!)

[wildfire1505]

seriously? 6 and a half minutes of this?

[markfike1]

its fake

[AutoCrete]

Damn! Found the asshat part of youtube again.

[filleti123]

light saber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[epicecho91]

You are now entering.. the weird side of youtube....

[roflman581]

megaladons were real in PREHISTORIC times but ppl should just stop posting fake SHIT

[ftalpha]

I wanted to give a thumb down but i LOVE smooth jazz *-*

[wolfietez1]

idiot what a waste of my time

[Rozmatronicles]

You should be able to flag trollvids

[wienzman]

ugh thanks for wasting 6 minutes and 35 seconds of my life and nex

t time pick a better fricken song

[EstevanMurai]

I hate being in the weird part of youtube....

...too lazy to type my way out, so I just try using the mouse and the related videos....but sometimes there is so much shit that I just click on an advertisement....

[TheYahyah89]

Talk about spam

[Elmalab]

guys, dislike and flag the video for spam!!

[CuriousOnlookers]

You learned what a Megalodon is from Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, didn't you?

....

Why are you alive?

[AdmiralNinnyMuggins]

LMFAO!!! This is outstanding.... 

[Srgwallopy]

I don't know why everyone mad, i came here for the music.

[cain2335]

lol 1000000 lbs? are you smoking weed right now?

[ipeedinurcheerios124]

oh yes i would love to listen to some classy music as i look at a huge murdering machine

very pleasent

[R3zD0g]

well at least its not photoshopped >.>

[popcornlol12]

diccccck eatttttteeeerrrr !

[TheMartinmarine80]

gay and fake

[baseballboy833]

the question is can it blend?

[MrAndersohn]

At least, music is preatty nice

[ChiTwnzKng11]

this video and song are greattt if u trying to fall asleep

[Effekt47]

But will it blend?

[lcmlpuppylover]

boring........................­..??

[berto13579]

it should be illegal to post shitty videos

[Jpwrocks22]

@berto13579 totally agree! finally some one at least someone finally said that!

[berto13579]

@Jpwrocks22 yeah these time wasting videos should really get deleted

[jordanfamemcquaig]

That light-saber needs a bigger handle.

[OfficialHater2011]

I am on the annoying side of youtube again

[Tyrellm690]

ITS OFF A JAWS

lol

[hmanhamilton]

Its just a little shark close too the camera with the people in the back to make it look big

[JKFilms33]

U really think people will believe that's real ? Seriously

[swiftbreeze123]

this acculy looks real

[StevenOfW31]

obviously legit...

[XBlacksmithXx]

What kinda music is this for a "shark" that big..

[Fendt22d]

motherfucker



[0zmeath]

In the immortal of Some Bloke At The Pub, "Pigs Arse". Lovely sentiment nonetheless.

[baranek34]

ja poland



[pawaka1990]

stupid,very stupid....

[muffinman1234554321]

this isnt a vidieo its a picture. ):

[direct241]

Nice light saber....oops, that's the dislike bar.

Although oddly enough, I did enjoy the music.

[ethsailliamswa]

You dont "catch something that big", even if it was real

[aqwVeVo247]

@Therippleaffect it says pounds not tonnes

[Blueking09991]

Wow does that thing looked Photoshoped.You can tell by how rasterized it is.

[orran2697]

Its a fake, the man in the picture who is supposedly hosing down the shark is no where near the alleged megalodon in the picture. That and they have been extinct for a very long time.

[minecraft4lifeful]

*WORRIED VOICE* did they kill it!! o nooo they did didnt they im gonna kill all who kill sharks!! muhahaHAHAHA STAND BACK WORLD IM GONNA SLICE U IN FUCKING HALF!!

[mmcgeagh]

ive seen guppies eat those, not impressed

[OldSchoolSegaKidd]

the music is the best part

[hitmanbeanz]

how the fuck could they catch some this massive and that dangerous and the kill it seems dumb doesn't it because it is

[MrBalthier90]

and the idiot has the most like comment ~

[passionfly1]

Its amazing what Photoshop can do! I can superimpose 2 images together to make it seem like its one image. This is clearly 2 pictures blended together using alpha channels in Photoshop

[ThePaulg123]

Title is 1,000,000 pounds not tons which in tons equals 500

[88coyotehunter]

it sfake magladons have been extinct for thousands of years

[topolobam]

Music SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[frogeye3000]

now that´s one big mammal...

[Riggs3d]

photo fake..

[cece1000able]

@StrassermanFTW that shark is the megalodon [you can see from the name on top] and it was alive with dinosuars and it was about that big but not that much weight god knows how much they weighed

[usvftw]

what toster did you use?

[AwesomeMcSweetBalls]

Imagine having a long line of sharp wire with one end in a high place and another end at a lower place so it creates a slant. Not imagine putting that wire between your top row of teeth so it's against your gums while at the higher side of the wire. Next, imagine letting go and sliding down that wire by the gums in your mouth...have fun.

[kennyss4]

"Almost ate EVERYONE!!!!!!!!"

[MyCoco18]

Megalodon are way bigger than a cruise ship right? that's small

[belldandygemini]

megalondon is extinct -_- i dont think its possible cause our fish in the sea might disappear we really dont want that now do we

[JessOtaku312]

Because everyone needed a 6-7 minute video of a crappy quality picture of a photoshopped shark -_-

[midnightdeathify]

OR ITS A WHALE SHARK

[gravitywheel]

@midnightdeathify That is not what a Whale Shark looks like at all.

[pikapikachou22]

A Megalodon is a prehistoric Shark that lived in the ocean causing havoc for the dinosaurs that live on land and in water. but it still is no match for the Leopluradon(i was not sure how to spell its name).

[h2omanz]

megadumb

[tristinjakson1]

ausum



[TheBabybaddog]

its not him there real one is way bigger they say hes the size of 40 stadiums

[bennerix]

@TheBabybaddog rofl now how impossible is that...

[Therippleaffect]

why did i click on it? 1000,000 tonne shark i new there was not a million tonne shark but yet i wanted to see where they were going with it.The empire state building weighs 370,000 tonnes. See guys you didn't completely waste your time coming on here you learnt something new ;)

[RiouxChannel]

@Therippleaffect it says 1000000 POUNDS dumb ass

[Therippleaffect]

@RiouxChannel million tonne, million pound who gives a shit. You're the fuck wit who thinks there is a million pound shark. lol

[dragoonair890]

@Therippleaffect pound not ton still not real but not 100,000 tons

[StrassermanFTW]

@Therippleaffect FYI that shark still weighs less than the empire state building durp d durp 500,000 ton shark and 650,000 ton building......................­..and we all know that no animal in the world weighs that much....................a blue whale only weighs like 150 tons.

[rh2097]

@Therippleaffect The video says it's one million pounds, not one million tonnes.

[QuicksilverVM]

@Therippleaffect you and 11 other persons cant read ,now watch carefully at the title

[eggo1]

@Therippleaffect a pound does not equal a tonne

[Therippleaffect]

@eggo1 eh tomato tamato.Still wasted my time here

[Therippleaffect]

@eggo1 still almost 500,000 tonnes if you believe i have a bridge to sell you

[TrailsOfFire1]

@Therippleaffect umm... the title doesn't say 1000000 tonne shark mate.. it says 1000000 POUND shark

[Therippleaffect]

@TrailsOfFire1 yeah i know i didn't really care or pay attention. Your like the 4th person who has told me. ;) i'm sure with many more to come.

[JAG9100]

@Therippleaffect 1,000,000 POUND shark... not ton

[TheMinerpro]

@Therippleaffect Its says 1,000,000 pounds not 1000,00 tonne and 1000,00? 100,000 and thats not even what he wrote. Get your facts straight dude.

[Therippleaffect]

@TheMinerpro what are you on? you missed a lot of zero's dick head. get you facts straight before you start whining about other people

[bannanaramaify]

@Therippleaffect I took a nice shit on the 53rd floor no one ever uses the bathrooms there (by the 2nd set of elevators) and everything is always clean i didn't even put down TP on the seat at all :D

[Therippleaffect]

@bannanaramaify nice

[batard911]

@Therippleaffect 1 000 000 pounds, not tonnes

[Therippleaffect]

@batard911 yawn

[XxBF3xFTWxX]

this is photoshopped this picture of that that shark is in loads of vids

[TheAxeMixa]

Actually the Megalodon is real just really REALLY extinct

[daunovanD]

Fake and gay

[Summitshow]

lol that guy on the left looks like a japanease sushi chef :>

[freejaytea]

I love the amount of dislikes, it's clearly posted by someone who wants the world to listen to quite uninteresting jazz music while watching at a fake picture... :-)

[Dragonforce55kid]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls Or trying to stick a pencil as far as you can inside your ear... Have fun with that image.

[Kravrathian]

Last time I checked...Megalodon is different from a photoshopped Great white ¬_¬

[nightwinger234]

Chuck Norris is a pussy!!!!!!



[Pry2Me]

kill your self

[LPSwolvesandwarriors]

mom?!?! i told you no more putting yourself on youtube

[Headoffury]

Time you all got original and found a new meme - It's Chuck Norris's bed time now

[pillezu]

chuck norris kill that clown fish 100000000 times a day.

[CalmDownMaam]

even if it isn't fake, its not even close to being a megalodon

[danielacosta1099]

we all knew this was fake...yet, we clicked anyways -__-

[TintinUy123]

fake the teeth are supposed to be bigger than that

[BikeTrials62]

sure,,,you betcha,,,,what a waste this youtube is.

[chrishellsing]

nice music

[gerowen]

6 minutes and 35 seconds of a still image with music....REALLY!?

[Thefattybumbum12]

wow a picture of an shark taht was extinct like 10 million years ago for 6 mins i had more fun watching a slug die at least there was action

[MarcO2851]

Well, at least its a good jazz.

[pvszombies2]

the end nearly killed me

[DaLukaXD]

im more into the song then this picture :D how the fuck does a nice song like this even relate to a bloody fucked up shark? whoever made this must not have Itunes or something :P

[ryfitz75]

Wish people would stop putting this fake crap on here...

[Kindred500]

You gotta give it to japan for breaking the most world records!!!!!! I in all honesty adore japan but i am going with the shark in the picture is in fact blown up in photoshop or something. The people in the photo next to the shark gave that away... Eye contact from them to the shark is way off.

[sexmagician222]

didn't come for jazz, but that is what stayed for.

[thathoboguy95]

that badboy is almost as fishy as your mums vagina

[DUBxBassCannon]

PHOTOSHOP FOSHO!!!

[TheJaxon100]

Not trying to be a troll here, but that pic is FAKE AND GAY!

[megatronfan18]

i want my 6 mins and 35 secs of my life back!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellmunz]

Um...I don't get it...Jazz playing to a photoshop'd shark lol!

[allantapps]

fake



[MislaidAlbum]

Lightsaber of hate!

[1stRogInAz]

@MislaidAlbum Except the handle is too small......... Maybe not for Luke's robot hand.

[MislaidAlbum]

@1stRogInAz It's not the size of the handle - it's how you hold it..!

[RiGbyLoVeR682]

that sucks



[deathmec]

fake its teeth will be black if a shark is dead for over a million years it will be black which it died because of cold artic water and food shortage you dumbass as for today thx you greenblockland trust the dislike bar bitch

[GreenBlockland]

And the lesson for today: Trust the dislike bar.

[salsamanrocks]

fake

[CHAOSMOVEMENT]

Give me my 22 seconds back you scumbag.

[FToniS]

I'm enjoying the music...

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

love how people are dissapointed and thought they would see a prehistoric fish

[chemicalBR0]

@SarcasmSkateTeam haha yeah totally

by the way i seen the loch Ness monster on youtube so it MUST be true. your argument is invalid :)

oh and Chuck Norris says " I wish people would stop posting my name on every lame video they see, go think up your own comment and stop thinking you're funny, if you've seen 1 chuck norris "joke" you've seen them all"

then he hung up the phone in disgust.

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

@chemicalBR0 oiii douche bag i think you sent the comment to the wrong person, i didnt mention anything about chuck norris so fuck off you cunt

[chemicalBR0]

@SarcasmSkateTeam I didn't say you did?

the chuck norris statement was in a different paragraph in reply to the "TOP" comment

an afterthought when I had finished replying to you.

the reply to you was sentence 1 totally agreeing with you and seeing your name attempting a little sarcasm which seems to have gone over your head.

don't get so defensive

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

@chemicalBR0 ok first of all your baintly lying, you sent the comment to the wrong person, end of. and what the fuck are you on about "seeing my name" just because i have sarcasm in my name doesnt mean im sarcastic, its just the name of me and my mates little skate team we got going on, so next time you send messages make sure you send it to the right person fuck face

[chemicalBR0]

@SarcasmSkateTeam grow up

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

@chemicalBR0 grow up " your the one who got ll butt hurt over a statement i suposedly said (which i didnt) so in future reference learn to read properly and maybe you will be able to send the message to the right person

[UNKNOWN4688]

Chuck Norris called, he wants his gold fish back

[AntDX316]

@UNKNOWN4688 lol

[Da0infamous0lilb]

@UNKNOWN4688 Norris jokes are old already ! so if thats norris's goldfish, then its bruce lee's minow

[MrRageasaurus]

@UNKNOWN4688 chuck norris called saying thats all i get on my shrimp platter

[AwesomeMcSweetBalls]

Imagine putting a tooth pick under your toenail and then kicking a wall...have fun with that image.

[supermario64man21]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls i dont get it

[XxTreetailxX]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls Now my toe hurts just imagining it XD

[MrGAMERBOY98]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls My toe literally just stung, after I said eww like 30 times.

[imtopoison]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls EWAH fuck that wold hurt

[Macster41]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls OH FUCK! THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT!

[RoyalSlug]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls tried, didnt work as i expected, the toothpick broke

[conlanwaylan]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls thank you....thank you so much

[hondayamahadirtbiker]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls ooohhh

[elliottskl]

@AwesomeMcSweetBalls you made me puke :P

[nikapu1]

I enjoyed this immensely... It is just a tad short you see. Thanks

[ColdmirrowF4ke]

weird part ...

[bromico14]

what is the song´s name?

[benz1987]

the darkest depths of youtube shitness

[favy086]

FAY AND GAKE!!!!

[tiagovazmedeiros]

Holy shit run for your life its jaws

[filpoide]

FAKE

[acsodalatosmandarin]

That's the perfect music for such a shark, I'd say...

[kenmceuen]

yah write

[gwargroupie]

Sounds like the music you listen to as Mister Rogers disrobes and puts on his house shoes and his house sweatervest.

[RainsfordGal18]

I liked the music ^_^ Thats why I stuck around Awesome picture too! :)

[unbound1978]

I wouldn't pay that much for a shark!

[tungawoo]

tbh slideshows suck



[dmagin777]

Photoshop's a helluva drug....

[TryWishing]

Chuck Norris caught it with his bare hands.

[hnanderson234]

OH S**** ITS JAWS

[Tom6093]

Jazz,  Awesome. Just put some Dave Brubeck and Miles Davis on my Ipod. Fake picture.

[PanzerFury1]

lovely promotion of elevator music

[ckninjaboy]

*looks at likes of comment*...*looks at likes of vid* Oh ho hooooooooooo pwned!!