Brynjolf vs Blood Dragon

[StepanusMag]

Точно! Меч и магия для сыкунов! Начисти хлебало дракону своими руками!!!

[TheMuncyWolverine]

poor dragon was just trying to take a shit

[eddiecapone76]

why the fuck is a video title 'chinese girl' in the suggestions.....i will still clicked on it after this video...

[brucesoccer]

How long does is that Brynjolf to warm up?

[sultanofshot]

*watches him kill dragon wit fists* me: i didn't know chuck Norris plays skyrim

[HAZ3E]

2:14 TACKLEEEEE

[LadyCyn83]

This video is seriously funny!

[Skullywags75Rus]

Dragon :

What is you doing?

[keshastry]

that dragon seems to be high on skooma.......

[usama495]

the guys hitting the air -.-

[ShyWallflower]

the ending was perfect "im just as puzzled as you lad"

[FatalDeath2000]

at 3:04 u was like this is how u do it dumb ass

[BSFgamerboy]

Brynyolf did better than mercer...

[Deadroht2000]

Der Drache ist ECHTER Blitzmerker.

[nioor]

I like him because he reminds me of Sean Bean

[AZNcelly]

@nioor Ahahahaha, so did I! Boromir anyone?

[The1337Realism]

is that dragon kinda braindead?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Blood Dragons are so badass <3

[controllerfreak78]

And thus, after a long and bloody battle, the dragon lost the staring contest

[Deepstarr7020]

That dragon is like LeBron in the 4th quarter.

[bloodshedhexer]

Brynjolf's been gettin' on to me about monkeys.

[LOL123452344]

when i play theifs guild the goldenglow mission brynjolf saying is this all that was in the safe can somebody telle me whats wrong

[Pos1edon21]

Where are you

[JackMCTerraria]

The dragon breathes hot air! Were all doomed!! D:

[aqwdarkblurr]

That stance, that physique, that look in his eyes! He must be retarded!

...

And the dragon looks cool too i suppose

[Brodie9793]

is their an ulmitied amount of dragons in sky rim after the main quest is done

[HumanTrooper]

@Brodie9793 Yup i was worried about that as well but there still is an infinite amount of dragons

[MrPilleyboy]

what weapon is that ?

[JustinGamings]

i use to be a adventurer like u until i got arrested for having dragon blood my knee

[09FALKEN]

2:16-2:18 = dragon terrorist

[TheCrazedLorry98]

Im reporting this video because it involved dragon cruelty!

[sYroxXOwnYa]

0:05 give up lol

[agogomovie]

@Deepyking1 agrees

[Deepyking1]

I knew that Brynjolf win, before i watched the video, because i fought him once and then i realized, that this asshole can't die!

[GToTheAnnouni]

Retarded dragon :D

[XMiezFeatEuleX]

0:38

Dragon: Are you doing something?

Brynwolf: *strikes the dragon like a mad* No, i am not trying anything *cough*

Dragon: Oh, ok... *eats Brywolf* nom nom nom

[noviceako10x]

2:13 - 2:20 Someone's been drinking and flying.

[MrStijnV]

how do u get brynjolf as follower?

[juperjario]

dies cuz of a punch

[juperjario]

look at the bloody dragon face HA!

[juperjario]

brynolf is a show off

[SteepHyperspace]

The health bar was the annoyance left in him.

[SteepHyperspace]

That's not fair, even dragons get constipated some times, that's no reason to barge in with butter knives and interuppt him.

[PissOnYerFinger]

Dragons standing there like OMG!!!

[Autoclesis]

2:00 :The moment the dragon decided it's had enough of this shit.

[madmuzicmaniac]

ok so it has half a tail and yawns

[thtgamerdude]

dont worry dragon they will find a cure soon

[BSFgamerboy]

3:20 You may have the strongest armor ever on your fists, but if you cant hit you cant hit

[Andaldhinio]

Dragon for first part: Dude what the hell are you doing?

Second part: Okay man stop now it tickles

Third: Oh great, now there's two idiots

Fourth: THAT'S IT! I'm going!

Brynjolf: Piss off fatboy!

Dragon spins round: KAMIKAZE!

Fifth: Yeah let's pretend! I used fire breath!

Sixth: Ouch stop it now that really hurts

Seventh: Fuck you guys, i'm going to sleep.

[blake283]

2:50 "Save my friend from the invisible fire!!"

[JBzerK]

The dragon was trying to aim for the knee :)

[ArmedTaco]

For half the video, the Blood Dragons like "Are you fucking serious? This is your best?" Then after he was done laughing his ass off he was like, "Alright fuck this I'm bored, lets roast some human!"

[MrJollok]

hes just taunting it :D

[randomcommentsism]

Brynjolf hits like a girl -_-

[middlebrookr1]

WTF! Wheres the fire

[MegaBrandon916]

that dragon is just chillin sayin like: WHATS GUCCI MY NIGGA!

[Meesturwheeskurs]

Brynjolf used nose stab! It's not very effective...

[fakedithaha]

Nyan cat much?

[jackazzlol]

I used to use Arrow to the knee jokes...

untill i took a vagina to the penis

[MadeoOnTheRadeo]

@jackazzlol It's funny because your a virgin

[alexscribs]

dragon gets knocked the fuck out lol

[noahpriester]

lets say that it is a very ''special'' dragon.....

[Xolokos]

1:26 -

Dragon : It's a joke ?

[Jadouken121]

Brynjolf has fists of steel.

[naru8938008]

dragon: i used to be able to kill thieves like you...until i took and arrow to the knee..(thumbs up if you think this is WAYYYYY overused(:

[slurpeefreak9]

dragon is just chilling

[XxBritanixX]

the dragons was trying to practice his penguin slide but then brynjolf had to come and interrupt him....

[Speedskater700]

Brynjolf is a pussy lol



[windsongdevin1]

HOLY F*** DID YOU SEE HOW FAR HE SLID? lOl

[scooby987670]

lol

your fists do more damage than his knives

[generalcookiecake5]

dragon is retarded 

[generalcookiecake5]

dragon: what the hell is happening im just doin my dragon thing like killing people and tryin to ruin everybody stay in skyrim

brynjolf: kill me already ive been annoying you for the past couple of hours just kill me

[TheAIienCasters]

i see you don't have fire u need to update your drivers

i had ! the same

[xbox360mw3]

i like how the dragon flew away and flew straight into the ground......not even close to airborne......lol

[Otscho360]

poor dragon XD

[witchhunter501]

how do you get it to crash

[HurtAngel]

@witchhunter501 It happens on it's own once the dragon drops to a certain amount of health. He doesn't even need to be in the air to crash down because quite often once he reaches that health limit at which he crashed down he actually flies up into the sky just to crash down since it's a scripted feature.

[guyle7]

I think it's a special needs dragon.



[iamtom90]

1:54 - what're you looking at?

[hippychick670]

2:26 WHAT THE... INVISIBLE FIRE?

[TheRedAnthem]

how did you get Brynjolf as companion?

[kiatfoo]

it seems the dragon's yawn sets brynjolf on fire.

[RayisSHORT]

1:59, that is one weird face you got there dragon...

[jkdsdmf]

All that work for so very little, its sad really

SAD FOR HIMMM

[achmeds72virgins]

howd u get brynjolf to come with you?

[livingWolfArrow]

how do you swing your fist so fast on the game, my character is slow when it cmes to hand to hand combat...

[nubbyplayer]

HACKER...he has the long knife code from COD:4 lol

[Xylar0811]

MAN!!!! what a right hook. :D

[megacowdung]

HAHA! It's taking a poo poo!

[x2xHalox2x]

In russia we kill dragons with our fists

[wadespadew]

he mike tysoned that dragon

[hippieforever8]

I know this joke is about as overused as arrows to the knee but...

... That one dislike?

It's the dragon.

[logo960]

What an awkward position the dragon has.

[TheGoodyman50]

I guess giving a dragon a nose bleed is 1/4 of the way.

[gomtao]

LOL JUST AS I WAS GETTING WARMED UP LOLOL

[wowogge1337]

whats the name of that sword you have?

[LilAltair]

I didn't play much oblivion but i liked morrowind alot when i had it, and the day i got skyrim i said it would be game of the year. And it was after i played batman SR3, and Revelations... And it was, I am the Dark Dovakiin

[HeroSmashWizard]

3:27 "i was getting warmed up." LITERALLY!!

[ricksta1997]

What the hell is wrong with it, at first it just sat there looking retarded XD

[SpartanPeter700100]

3:03 Dragon : "What are you looking at"

[nikoletina1994]

Brynjolf: ''Just as i was getting warmed up...''

Dragon: ''Indeed. I blow fire.''

[xjadedxx]

The dragon is mesmerized by Brynjolf's voice.

[waterdrunk433]

I'm sorry i may seem stupid but can someone explain to me what it means by take a arrow to the knee?

[Itsamemario0510]

@waterdrunk433 it means that an arrow embedded itself in your knee.

[rezanixu]

2:24 invisafire is indeed hot

[geri465]

IM JUST GETTING WARMED UP YOU PATHETIC WORM!!!!!!!

[megeurian]

dragon: stop it you look weird...

person:give up

[TheKossan95]

Uppgrade your graphics card and you will be able to see the flames ^^) also destroyable spiderwebb, just a tip!

Thumbs up so that he can see this!

[Manicscitzo]

haha Bryjolf, Just as i was getting..

warmed up

YEEEEEEEEEAHH

[orepeo]

Dragon -> pokerface...



[c0llinw]

lol dragon is probably thinking "trolololol you failz"

[bunglholecheese35]

hes pathetic

[ZerepWerdna26]

Knocking out a dragon with your fists...that's the most gangster shit I've ever seen.

[TheSeanhl]

was anyone else just waiting for it to unglitch and, like, one-shot him or something?

[metalocolypsecinabun]

1:54  DERP

[Mw2massacrechainsaw]

Dragon"awwww yea right there give it to me!"

Brynjolf"I thirst for your blood!"

[DavePlissken]

The dragon is thinking "Hahahaha you're really funny dude!!!"

[BigxDevin]

its the most feared dragon in all of skyrim the lag dragon. they fly through mountains, stay in one place, and never die.

[Dasacht095]

I love the dragon "I just wanna eb your friends"

[WaddleDeePwns]

los i heard from a friend some dragons r spost to be peaceful and wont attack until u do any marit to this?

[Minecraftawesomenes1]

@WaddleDeePwns Nope. Once they see you, they rape you.

[eGze20]

Dragon: WTF dude?

[WaddleDeePwns]

The dragons like aw thats cute it thinks it can hurt me

[mynameisman66]

That dragon is cute.

[LolLordy]

harro dere little hummin no no why you hurt me i no bad dwagon ow.

[ILoveSkyrimMrDutchC]

50 years Later Dragon: Dude wtf why are you keep doing that

[ILoveSkyrimMrDutchC]

Dragon thinks wtf is he doing

[77yvurc]

duhh why u hitting me with tooth picks?

[Br4indude]

I never ever had a glitched dragon in skyrim (yet)

[milorr99]

toasty!



[Brandonz350]

Dragon: :)

Guy: Die You Ugly Hell Beast

Dragon: ugly......Angry face >:(

[dungeonraider22]

Dragon: I used to kill adventurers like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

2:05, Dragon: Fuck this shit! You know I'm just trying to have a quiet afternoon, resting my knee. This is all I've got you know, since my wife left me. Said I'd changed when I took that arrow in my knee. Bitch took all I had. I guess she was kinda right. I never was the same after I took that arrow... OWWWW! Why do you keep hitting me. *Dies* Oh fuck you world, fuck you!

Brynjolf: I'm just as puzzled as you, lad.

[leelee5567]

brynjolf disliked this

[MrCoolkris77]

((( is that all youv got!!?!?! lol

[alb0star]

:O

[LiquidZ2k]

Dragon is like "u serious bro?"



[Lihavoitu]

stay still...

[Ragnarok6245]

lmao when he says "CMON PUT UP A FIGHT"

[roarimataco]

lmao that dragon is like "wtf u doin jackass?!?"

[MrTylarr]

as ur punching it its like oh hello

[importantnegro]

lol at the end "im just as puzzled as you lad" lmao

[lolololololololtoast]

DAWW!! WUT A CUTE WITTLE DWAGON .HE IS SO CUTE I JUST WANNA HUG IT :3

[keekeepop]

4 minutes later....

[SolidSnakeBossHound]

Fuck Its A Gay Dragon He can Fire Brynjolf --'

[SuperMurmelkopf]

drunken dragons can fly !!! but they will fall soon !

[TheMinelol]

When the dragon started flying, I was like: ``This is free Willie in Skyrim version`` but then he crashed in Brynjolf, and then i was like:`` Brynjolf isn't that fat...``

[xGhostKidx9]

Damn, that dragon needs to eat an orange and i will be k

[Bodabicus]

Brynjolf: You're pathetic

Dragon: You're on fire...

[Pysgod13]

major bug....

[TheDonaldido]

tcl

[sidewaysrofl]

the dargon was taking a crap

[PokerHN]

The dragon is like : WTF is that guy doing

[Cloakingpower]

That dragon just don't give a fuck :)

[TheFailedPrez891]

Dragon: COME AT ME BRO



[Bloodjuice890]

WOW There Brynjolf You Could Hurt Someone There

[shiggashane1]

That blood dragon used to be fierce, but that was before he took an arrow to the knee

[NeoAnnubis]

You should have tried an unarmed finishing scene on a dragon >.> *Imagines Nord snapping a Dragon's skull backwards*

[NeoAnnubis]

I like how the umarmed damage he does is more then Brynjolf's daggers xD

[Xtuatarano1X]

why all he wanted to do was play you you bastards

[10michaelm100]

invisible fire!

[muffika1]

OMG Dragon :D

[AaronceusProductions]

1:49-1:52 He with you bro?

sadly yes

[IsaacD39]

right when the dragons about to die YOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ash pile falls to ground*

[MrLiftUrJunk]

lol hes trying so hard to kill him and the dragon just looks at him as if saying "is that all you got"

[kh2yknow]

wow Brynjolf sucks

[scorpion89123]

Brynjolf is comfortng the dragon



[Shamadamun]

When I first met Bryn, he was a prick. So I shot an arrow in his knee, and he turned around and stuck two swords in my gut.

True Story.