I feel sorry for Punk, because no matter what he does to Cena; kneeing him in the face, kicking him in the head, taking his WWE title away from him, it will never bring back his diet soda...
I mean, we can't deny the facts. He's never been the same since
....I do not see anything wrong with his selling he got hit with a chair in the back. Nor was it like he chased after punk right after. If it was a chair shot to the head then ok.
That I quit match was complete garbage. John Cena didn't sell a 30-40 minute ass-kicking. Obvious out come of the match. Within 3 minutes of the match being restarted, Cena turns it and he "makes" Miz quit. He is a joke. Zzz. Way to ruin a PPV.
@Cyrus4488 Rofl? They know better because they've seen better. Besides, not all of us "internet fans"(Who isn't on the internet? You're on the internet.) liked the "attitude era," blood, and profanity. Granted the matches were slightly better in the attitude era, but only slightly. Personally, I like good wrestling matches, kid. WWE has moved away from that. And we have to watch great talents/wrestlers like Bryan Danielson and CM Punk job out to these "superstars."
@HeroicEpsilion Daniel Bryan and Punk jobbing? Well, yeah Bryan is a jobber right now, that is his ROLE. Punk loses alot, yet he is still a staple main event heel and headlined plenty of PPVs in the last 2 years. You see, if you watch wrestling like that, where you want "your guys" to get pushed, you arn't going to be happy at all. Just sit back, relax, and drink a cold one and watch wrestling for what it is, a tv show. Don't let bias get in the wat of your entertainment
@Cyrus4488 That's right. I don't find it entertaining. I'm not alone. How can you make a entertaining show when your main guy basically has no opposition? I wouldn't watch a movie if the main character didn't have some kind of opposition to over come. I wouldn't watch any actor that just shows up does 5 to 7 things and ends the movie.
@HeroicEpsilion Oh god, not the 5 moves of doom argument. Look, all wrestlers have a MOVESET, just because Cena's is more "out there" than say, Randy Orton's, doesn't mean he is bad. Orton has the same clothesline x 8, powerslam, super DDT, orton backbreaker combination like Cena's combination. Hell, all babyfaces should have that formula from HBK to HHH to Hart to Hogan to Austin etc, which they do. Cena doesn't have opposition?! What the hell have you been watching?! Seen his feuds?
@Cyrus4488 "Feuds" ... Rofl. Did you watch the last PPV or the one before that... or the one before that? I could probably go on. You can call John Cena matches 30 seconds to a minute in advance. HBK, Austin, HHH(Well, maybe not HHH anymore) did something else during the match. Cena matches are so dull. I called what was going to happen when they announced the "I quit" match.. And I was right on all counts.
He hasn't been able to beat Sheamus, had a 6 MONTH FEUD with Nexus and was PINNED by Barrett (A ROOKIE) and owned. Feuded with Batista, Orton, HHH, Edge, etc. Seriously, he has no opposition? That is a fucking stupid argument. And you know what? Cena has lost to all these guys too! Cena is the main character, just like Austin, Hart, and Hogan were.
Some people just have a massive lack of perspective and want this to be "real" and how they want it with Cena losing (even though he does)
@HeroicEpsilion Now I never said I like him. He does nothing for me as a character. Now now, don't assume things. Because you make an ass out of you and me! (Mostly you anyways Mr. No Perspective)
Now shoo and go bitch at how CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are being "buried" even though they have had title reigns and are still on tv. Go on, shoo!
@Cyrus4488 In your dreams, homo. You're defending him an awful lot not to be sucking on him. John Cena is a trash wrestler. He is very limited in the ring and on the mic. It's like watching your friend do a bad impersonation of the Rock doing a terrible Jim Carry impersonation.. Oh, I forgot about that other gimmick. He used to rap.. badly.
@HeroicEpsilion I'm not defending him, I'm defending the ridiculous arguments against him. Trash wrestler? Limited moveset? Yeah, you are one of those "experts" who think flashy moves make you a good wrestler. Let me guess, you think the Motor City Machine Gymnists and Generation Me are the best wrestlers ever because they do moonflips and jumpsaults.
Your arguments are painfully flawed as your perspective on wrestling!
What are you going to say next? Amuse me, please Mr. Perspective!
@Cyrus4488 Rofl. Poor kid. Though, MMG is much more entertaining than Gorilla Super Cena, I realize that they aren't the best in the world. What was you're argument about assuming. Something about making an ass out of yourself.
Just know, that every time John Cena fires off in your mouth, he appreciates how much you mark out for him.
@HeroicEpsilion Tsk tsk tsk, I assumed right! But hey, if you love moves it's all good. Someone with ADHD like you can handle and process an actual wrestling match the WWE puts on anyways. Moves are the way to go!
I'm sorry if I'm making reasonable points that you have to take petty shots at me, but I do like it. Shows me how classy you are in having a civil conversation.
Now, go watch your Machine Gymnists do 50 flips and no-sell everything. I have bigger fish to fry
@Cyrus4488 Aw. I'm enjoying our back and forth. My original statement was John Cena is trash. And kids don't know any better. You have yet to disprove my point.
@HeroicEpsilion Kids don't know any better?! Of course they do! They root for who is good and who isn't. It's the way it should be. Not bitching that your favourite wrestlers are being "buried" I have disproved your points. Cena isn't trash because he does a "few moves" or he doesn't appeal to you. You just have a hard on for CM Punk and Daniel Bryan because they arn't in the main event like Cena is and that causes you to bitch.
WWE is wrestling, TNA is wrestling, ROH is wrestling.
@Cyrus4488 "Sports entertainment," kid. You HAVEN'T disproved the fact that John Cena is trash. You SAY he isn't trash. But that's about it. I didn't say that I had a "hard on" for CM Punk or Bryan Danielson.(By the way, don't QQ over 'petty shots' if you're going to do them too.) I said they're talented. There is more of that assuming that makes an ass out of you.
Kids don't know any better because Cena is marketed toward them and they buy right into it.
@HeroicEpsilion If you were a kid in the 80s, you would buy into Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage and the Warror. Of course Cena is marketed to them. Is that a problem? No. I don't see why you have such an animosity towards them.
Now, Cena is beyond a shitty wrestler. His line of work is very good despite some of his opponents being lackluster during his year reign such as Khali, Lashley, and Umaga. He made Edge, Orton, Sheamus and the Nexus into stars. Made Miz a big deal too.
It's not about the moves he does, it's about the story. Look at the quadrilogy of work with Orton. That is classic wrestling there. Good guy vs. Bad guy. All matches were great aside from their Hell in a Cell match. Cena made Khali look GOOD in their feud and pulled arguably one of the best matches of the decade with Umaga in their last man standing match at the Royal Rumble of 2007. Cena knows how to work it in the ring and put over talent and above all else, tell a story.
@Cyrus4488 You're still confused about what wrestling is. All of your 'points' are void. WWE is sports entertainment. You can look that up on any wrestling resource, Cena mark.
Do you love looking back at John Cena as he pounds your ass?
Hogan did too, but I find Cena's line of work better. Austin was very great until his neck injury which hampered his match quality consistent basis. Rock was fine and all but his ring work was hit or miss some of the time. Is Cena perfect? No. Look at that Mania match with Miz. Miz brought it, Cena didn't. Tables match with Barrett, that one fell through too. He is not perfect nor is he the best ever. But he is moreover consistent on tv, house show, and PPV matches than a lot of those
that came before him. Sure he isn't appealing to me, you or the older demographic who grew up with the Attitude Era. But I know once Cena is in that ring, that is MOTN caliber. Look at his matches with Punk in the beginning of 2011. All of them were awesome that really put over Punk as a big deal on Raw so he could feud with Orton. Sure Punk hasn't won a PPV in a LONG time,but he is a main event staple and a heel and doesn't need to win. Cena loses more times than he should really
@DjTrizz How was it bad? Miz tried doing something that nobody else did before him and incorporate a 2nd man to making Cena say I Quit. Cena tried coming back but to no avail because 2 against 1 didn't work. Miz didn't have the animal like tendencies of Batista, the cunning mind of Orton, and the brawler-ness of JBL so Miz had to think outside the box. But of course, this match is Cena's match like HIAC is HHH, TLC is Edge's, etc. Cena just hasn't found the one guy that could push him over the
limit to quit. So what did Miz do? He stopped killing Cena and just cheated to win by using Riley's phone. That rendered Cena to recuperate and kill Riley and make Miz his bitch because all along, Miz was all talk and no walk. I don't see how this match was anything close to bad at all. It told an awesome story, didn't need blood, and just ended the feud the way it should have being "Miz is all talk but is nothing more than a coward" because let's face it, HEELS are cowards and babyfaces are
always booked stronger than heels are because that is how things go. I don't want to hear any nonsense that it "wasn't real enough". Of course it isn't! You know why?! Because wrestling on ANY promotion is nothing more than a tv show and NOT a sport. I LOVE the MIz, but the WWE did what they had to do here and I approve. Miz is a bona-fide main eventer now and they succeeded in making Miz very significant. Now he will step back and a new guy they want to push will take his place.
@Cyrus4488 Booking heels against faces to lose horribly does little for them. It might get them noticed, but it'll get them noticed as 'that guy that can't beat John Cena' and etc.
When people were built up in the Attitude Era, they were actually built, instead of made to look weak. Cowardly heels are fine, sure, but its EVERY SINGLE HEEL these days. Can't any heel ever actually look like he can hang with the face? It makes for a lot better drama and builds people better than 'coward heel'.
I mean, Austin rarely lost clean as did Hogan. Cena loses clean A LOT more times than the #1 guy should, but for some reason the WWE does that and I'll never understand why Cena loses more than Austin and Hogan ever did.
Let me guess, you think because the WWE is boycotting wrestling based on the "reports" mean that it is not wrestling? Well, WWE is wrestling but wants to branch out into other mediums like movies and such. Proven point, but of course you won't call me out on it because you can't come up with a legit argument other than petty insults.
Go now, shoo, because you are not a fan, just a bitter "analyst" that thinks he knows everything because you kiss Dave Meltzer's feet
@Cyrus4488 Aw. You keep trying to dive out of this conversation. You mad, bro? Lol.
Again, you're doing more of that making an ass out of yourself. Or assuming.. Or whatever you said that wasn't important. You haven't proven anything to me. Your words have no weight. Until you have evidence that John Cena isn't trash. A poor wrestler, a crappy entertainer, and a marketing tool to little kids.
@HeroicEpsilion You just don't have any perspective. I made all the points I can give and STILL you act like an oblivious idiot because you don't have a reasonable response other than an insult. I'm done trying to educate you. Go on and watch wrestling like a bitter fanboy. You are a lost cause.
@HeroicEpsilion How can I prove something with the kind of perspective you have? Your best bet is to go pull a Savage and crash your car in a tree and maybe you'll see things logically
Agreed with some people have said. This might have been a bad sell if John Cena had the body structure of say, Evan Bourne, but the guy is a big dude and "multi-time champ" as well, none to mention if you consider how he sells normally, this is actually pretty good.
You call that a no sell? I was expecting the bit from RAW where he got hit by everyone's finisher from NEXUS, rolled out the ring and cleared them out with a chair as if he didn't take any damage.
@Cyrus4488, On the topic of "no selling." It took John Cena 20 seconds to recover from a single chair shot, compared to his previous beatdown from everyone in Nexus and taking 5 or so finishers...this was laughable. Now the finish against the Miz at Over the Limit makes both of those a joke, Cena basically no sold a entire 30 minute beatdown and made Miz say "I quit." in about 2 minutes.
@DjTrizz You can really tell who cheers for Cena during every one of his matches. They will have a "Lets go Cena" and "Cena sucks" chant. And I find it hilarious that the "Lets go Cena" is a lot higher pitched because of all the little kids and women.
8-bit of doom.
BossHogg5220 2 months ago
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BossHogg5220 2 months ago
I dont hate cena but seriously should have done a lot more than that...........made that chair shot look like a joke !!
dipsychamp097 2 months ago
In Cena's defense, a chair shouldnt stop superman only a big metallic rock to the dome.
ZomIIXC 3 months ago
FACK
ElectricMVx 3 months ago 3
I feel sorry for Punk, because no matter what he does to Cena; kneeing him in the face, kicking him in the head, taking his WWE title away from him, it will never bring back his diet soda...
I mean, we can't deny the facts. He's never been the same since
TheLetter10th 4 months ago 3
@TheLetter10th That fateful incident left CM Punk a changed man indeed.
gigadeathlord 4 months ago
John Cena is the god of steroïds
TheJeffLeonhart 4 months ago 2
Not exactly that big a deal. I thought it was going to be a case of he got hit with the chair and got up after say 5 seconds, but 20 isn't that bad.
Lolp821 4 months ago
Only thing cena can sell is merchandise to little Jimmys
Jarda98 4 months ago
@Jarda98 holy shit i wrote that before i saw in the video sorry :D
Jarda98 4 months ago
he was waiting for chair-shot when he bent down
theax102 5 months ago
@kurtanglerocks555 *knocked down
DeathWrestlingSpirit 5 months ago
@jpopkamaria "How long does John Cena sell a chair shot?"
Answer: The time between title reigns/opportunities. So like 5min?
mrcharm69 5 months ago 7
this big feud started of because cena stole punks diet soda
kurtanglerocks555 6 months ago 4
7 months later,CM Punk took Super Cena's WWE Title away
SinCity2100 7 months ago
....I do not see anything wrong with his selling he got hit with a chair in the back. Nor was it like he chased after punk right after. If it was a chair shot to the head then ok.
ItzDSD 8 months ago 3
@ItzDSD *gets hit with chair*
*gets back up*
GRRRRR ME ANGRY CENA.
CMPunkMassaroSVR 6 months ago
I was expecting a FACK :/
DannyECDUB 8 months ago
how long were u expecting???
TheMEK3 9 months ago
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That I quit match was complete garbage. John Cena didn't sell a 30-40 minute ass-kicking. Obvious out come of the match. Within 3 minutes of the match being restarted, Cena turns it and he "makes" Miz quit. He is a joke. Zzz. Way to ruin a PPV.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago 2
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HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
John Cena is trash, kids.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago 2
This is ridiculous, he sold it fine!
DynoMyteFan 9 months ago
John Cena is trash. Kids love him because they don't know better.
HeroicEpsilion 10 months ago 3
@HeroicEpsilion The internet fans hate Cena because they don't know any better either. All they want is the attitude era, blood, and profanity back.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488, we know a average wrestler when we see one.
DjTrizz 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Rofl? They know better because they've seen better. Besides, not all of us "internet fans"(Who isn't on the internet? You're on the internet.) liked the "attitude era," blood, and profanity. Granted the matches were slightly better in the attitude era, but only slightly. Personally, I like good wrestling matches, kid. WWE has moved away from that. And we have to watch great talents/wrestlers like Bryan Danielson and CM Punk job out to these "superstars."
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago 3
@HeroicEpsilion Daniel Bryan and Punk jobbing? Well, yeah Bryan is a jobber right now, that is his ROLE. Punk loses alot, yet he is still a staple main event heel and headlined plenty of PPVs in the last 2 years. You see, if you watch wrestling like that, where you want "your guys" to get pushed, you arn't going to be happy at all. Just sit back, relax, and drink a cold one and watch wrestling for what it is, a tv show. Don't let bias get in the wat of your entertainment
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 That's right. I don't find it entertaining. I'm not alone. How can you make a entertaining show when your main guy basically has no opposition? I wouldn't watch a movie if the main character didn't have some kind of opposition to over come. I wouldn't watch any actor that just shows up does 5 to 7 things and ends the movie.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion Oh god, not the 5 moves of doom argument. Look, all wrestlers have a MOVESET, just because Cena's is more "out there" than say, Randy Orton's, doesn't mean he is bad. Orton has the same clothesline x 8, powerslam, super DDT, orton backbreaker combination like Cena's combination. Hell, all babyfaces should have that formula from HBK to HHH to Hart to Hogan to Austin etc, which they do. Cena doesn't have opposition?! What the hell have you been watching?! Seen his feuds?
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 "Feuds" ... Rofl. Did you watch the last PPV or the one before that... or the one before that? I could probably go on. You can call John Cena matches 30 seconds to a minute in advance. HBK, Austin, HHH(Well, maybe not HHH anymore) did something else during the match. Cena matches are so dull. I called what was going to happen when they announced the "I quit" match.. And I was right on all counts.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
He hasn't been able to beat Sheamus, had a 6 MONTH FEUD with Nexus and was PINNED by Barrett (A ROOKIE) and owned. Feuded with Batista, Orton, HHH, Edge, etc. Seriously, he has no opposition? That is a fucking stupid argument. And you know what? Cena has lost to all these guys too! Cena is the main character, just like Austin, Hart, and Hogan were.
Some people just have a massive lack of perspective and want this to be "real" and how they want it with Cena losing (even though he does)
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 BORING.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion Well, enjoy your lack of perspective! Great discussion! Very engaging conversation!
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 I guess. I will continue to hate Cena and you will continue to blow him.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion Now I never said I like him. He does nothing for me as a character. Now now, don't assume things. Because you make an ass out of you and me! (Mostly you anyways Mr. No Perspective)
Now shoo and go bitch at how CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are being "buried" even though they have had title reigns and are still on tv. Go on, shoo!
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 In your dreams, homo. You're defending him an awful lot not to be sucking on him. John Cena is a trash wrestler. He is very limited in the ring and on the mic. It's like watching your friend do a bad impersonation of the Rock doing a terrible Jim Carry impersonation.. Oh, I forgot about that other gimmick. He used to rap.. badly.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion I'm not defending him, I'm defending the ridiculous arguments against him. Trash wrestler? Limited moveset? Yeah, you are one of those "experts" who think flashy moves make you a good wrestler. Let me guess, you think the Motor City Machine Gymnists and Generation Me are the best wrestlers ever because they do moonflips and jumpsaults.
Your arguments are painfully flawed as your perspective on wrestling!
What are you going to say next? Amuse me, please Mr. Perspective!
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Rofl. Poor kid. Though, MMG is much more entertaining than Gorilla Super Cena, I realize that they aren't the best in the world. What was you're argument about assuming. Something about making an ass out of yourself.
Just know, that every time John Cena fires off in your mouth, he appreciates how much you mark out for him.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion Tsk tsk tsk, I assumed right! But hey, if you love moves it's all good. Someone with ADHD like you can handle and process an actual wrestling match the WWE puts on anyways. Moves are the way to go!
I'm sorry if I'm making reasonable points that you have to take petty shots at me, but I do like it. Shows me how classy you are in having a civil conversation.
Now, go watch your Machine Gymnists do 50 flips and no-sell everything. I have bigger fish to fry
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Aw. I'm enjoying our back and forth. My original statement was John Cena is trash. And kids don't know any better. You have yet to disprove my point.
By the way, WWE isn't wrestling, you mark.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion Kids don't know any better?! Of course they do! They root for who is good and who isn't. It's the way it should be. Not bitching that your favourite wrestlers are being "buried" I have disproved your points. Cena isn't trash because he does a "few moves" or he doesn't appeal to you. You just have a hard on for CM Punk and Daniel Bryan because they arn't in the main event like Cena is and that causes you to bitch.
WWE is wrestling, TNA is wrestling, ROH is wrestling.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 "Sports entertainment," kid. You HAVEN'T disproved the fact that John Cena is trash. You SAY he isn't trash. But that's about it. I didn't say that I had a "hard on" for CM Punk or Bryan Danielson.(By the way, don't QQ over 'petty shots' if you're going to do them too.) I said they're talented. There is more of that assuming that makes an ass out of you.
Kids don't know any better because Cena is marketed toward them and they buy right into it.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion If you were a kid in the 80s, you would buy into Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage and the Warror. Of course Cena is marketed to them. Is that a problem? No. I don't see why you have such an animosity towards them.
Now, Cena is beyond a shitty wrestler. His line of work is very good despite some of his opponents being lackluster during his year reign such as Khali, Lashley, and Umaga. He made Edge, Orton, Sheamus and the Nexus into stars. Made Miz a big deal too.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Rofl. All of those guys are loads more talented, scrub.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
It's not about the moves he does, it's about the story. Look at the quadrilogy of work with Orton. That is classic wrestling there. Good guy vs. Bad guy. All matches were great aside from their Hell in a Cell match. Cena made Khali look GOOD in their feud and pulled arguably one of the best matches of the decade with Umaga in their last man standing match at the Royal Rumble of 2007. Cena knows how to work it in the ring and put over talent and above all else, tell a story.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 You're still confused about what wrestling is. All of your 'points' are void. WWE is sports entertainment. You can look that up on any wrestling resource, Cena mark.
Do you love looking back at John Cena as he pounds your ass?
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
Hogan did too, but I find Cena's line of work better. Austin was very great until his neck injury which hampered his match quality consistent basis. Rock was fine and all but his ring work was hit or miss some of the time. Is Cena perfect? No. Look at that Mania match with Miz. Miz brought it, Cena didn't. Tables match with Barrett, that one fell through too. He is not perfect nor is he the best ever. But he is moreover consistent on tv, house show, and PPV matches than a lot of those
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
that came before him. Sure he isn't appealing to me, you or the older demographic who grew up with the Attitude Era. But I know once Cena is in that ring, that is MOTN caliber. Look at his matches with Punk in the beginning of 2011. All of them were awesome that really put over Punk as a big deal on Raw so he could feud with Orton. Sure Punk hasn't won a PPV in a LONG time,but he is a main event staple and a heel and doesn't need to win. Cena loses more times than he should really
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 you should add the I Quit match from Over the Limit...that was just bad.
DjTrizz 9 months ago
@DjTrizz How was it bad? Miz tried doing something that nobody else did before him and incorporate a 2nd man to making Cena say I Quit. Cena tried coming back but to no avail because 2 against 1 didn't work. Miz didn't have the animal like tendencies of Batista, the cunning mind of Orton, and the brawler-ness of JBL so Miz had to think outside the box. But of course, this match is Cena's match like HIAC is HHH, TLC is Edge's, etc. Cena just hasn't found the one guy that could push him over the
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
limit to quit. So what did Miz do? He stopped killing Cena and just cheated to win by using Riley's phone. That rendered Cena to recuperate and kill Riley and make Miz his bitch because all along, Miz was all talk and no walk. I don't see how this match was anything close to bad at all. It told an awesome story, didn't need blood, and just ended the feud the way it should have being "Miz is all talk but is nothing more than a coward" because let's face it, HEELS are cowards and babyfaces are
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
always booked stronger than heels are because that is how things go. I don't want to hear any nonsense that it "wasn't real enough". Of course it isn't! You know why?! Because wrestling on ANY promotion is nothing more than a tv show and NOT a sport. I LOVE the MIz, but the WWE did what they had to do here and I approve. Miz is a bona-fide main eventer now and they succeeded in making Miz very significant. Now he will step back and a new guy they want to push will take his place.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Booking heels against faces to lose horribly does little for them. It might get them noticed, but it'll get them noticed as 'that guy that can't beat John Cena' and etc.
When people were built up in the Attitude Era, they were actually built, instead of made to look weak. Cowardly heels are fine, sure, but its EVERY SINGLE HEEL these days. Can't any heel ever actually look like he can hang with the face? It makes for a lot better drama and builds people better than 'coward heel'.
jpopkamaria 3 months ago
Just like Edge, Orton, Sheamus, Nexus, Umaga, Punk, and now Miz.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
I mean, Austin rarely lost clean as did Hogan. Cena loses clean A LOT more times than the #1 guy should, but for some reason the WWE does that and I'll never understand why Cena loses more than Austin and Hogan ever did.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Lol, kid. I can count on one hand how many times Cena has lost clean to anyone in recent memory.
Tell me. Does he pull out and spray he seed all over you?
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago 2
@HeroicEpsilion You are a lost cause. Good luck having no perspective in wrestling and in life. God Bless and good luck man, you'll need it!
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
Let me guess, you think because the WWE is boycotting wrestling based on the "reports" mean that it is not wrestling? Well, WWE is wrestling but wants to branch out into other mediums like movies and such. Proven point, but of course you won't call me out on it because you can't come up with a legit argument other than petty insults.
Go now, shoo, because you are not a fan, just a bitter "analyst" that thinks he knows everything because you kiss Dave Meltzer's feet
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Aw. You keep trying to dive out of this conversation. You mad, bro? Lol.
Again, you're doing more of that making an ass out of yourself. Or assuming.. Or whatever you said that wasn't important. You haven't proven anything to me. Your words have no weight. Until you have evidence that John Cena isn't trash. A poor wrestler, a crappy entertainer, and a marketing tool to little kids.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion You just don't have any perspective. I made all the points I can give and STILL you act like an oblivious idiot because you don't have a reasonable response other than an insult. I'm done trying to educate you. Go on and watch wrestling like a bitter fanboy. You are a lost cause.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 You said a lot of trash. You haven't proven a thing to me. You mad bro?
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion How can I prove something with the kind of perspective you have? Your best bet is to go pull a Savage and crash your car in a tree and maybe you'll see things logically
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488 Your logic is very flawed, kid. I'll let you reflect on that one.
You kiss Cena with that mouth?
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
"the only thing i sell is merchandise" fuckin A :D
TheEljoker88 10 months ago 22
where did you get the music?
TSkywalkerFF 10 months ago
uhhh... so?
killustrator 10 months ago
LOL! He was supposed to get up at that time!
MSH786 11 months ago
Agreed with some people have said. This might have been a bad sell if John Cena had the body structure of say, Evan Bourne, but the guy is a big dude and "multi-time champ" as well, none to mention if you consider how he sells normally, this is actually pretty good.
xXBloodFalconXx 11 months ago
8-bit Cena theme FTW.
egg64 1 year ago 76
I expected "How long does John Cena sell a DDT on concrete?"
CaitiffFTW 1 year ago 4
You call that a no sell? I was expecting the bit from RAW where he got hit by everyone's finisher from NEXUS, rolled out the ring and cleared them out with a chair as if he didn't take any damage.
DjTrizz 1 year ago 41
@DjTrizz Well you know, wrestling is not supposed to be real. To bitch about it being fake is pretty fucking retarded.
Cyrus4488 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488, you weren't the smartest one in school, were you?
DjTrizz 9 months ago
@Cyrus4488, On the topic of "no selling." It took John Cena 20 seconds to recover from a single chair shot, compared to his previous beatdown from everyone in Nexus and taking 5 or so finishers...this was laughable. Now the finish against the Miz at Over the Limit makes both of those a joke, Cena basically no sold a entire 30 minute beatdown and made Miz say "I quit." in about 2 minutes.
DjTrizz 9 months ago
@DjTrizz I hate Super Cena.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
@HeroicEpsilion I think most of us do, the rest just haven't realized it yet since they're too young or female.
DjTrizz 9 months ago
@DjTrizz You can really tell who cheers for Cena during every one of his matches. They will have a "Lets go Cena" and "Cena sucks" chant. And I find it hilarious that the "Lets go Cena" is a lot higher pitched because of all the little kids and women.
HeroicEpsilion 9 months ago
Oh please the Undertaker will never sell anything...he just bounces up like nothing happened
beundertaker 1 year ago
@beundertaker As the anthropomorphic wrestling personification of death it's not only expected, but cheered.
Konman55 1 year ago
You'd think it was two, three seconds based on the description. It's not like the dude was shot.
Hoff1282 1 year ago
Oh this is nothing. You should see Goldberg when he sells chair shots. He's either late or he doesn't sell them at all.
OldSchoolECW 1 year ago
LMFAO
Bob2IzIcon 1 year ago
Where'd you get the 8-Bit version of his theme?
DaveNeko 1 year ago 2
what program u use to get the same letters as Maffew?
gogotero99 1 year ago
@gogotero99 Its a font. Just google Botchamania font
Cyantist2 1 year ago
at :42 cena says "such a faggot" "faggot"
hnwfwrestling 1 year ago
This is stupid, he had to get up as CM Prick stormed off too quickly into backstage.
What was he supposed to do, stay down so WWE can transmit dead air?!
LauritZenc 1 year ago
the only person that is worst than cena selling is lacey botch
morrisonlover44 1 year ago
So was he really supposed to sell two weak chair shots?
XxDarksharkxX 1 year ago
@XxDarksharkxX Yeah I agree. Thos shots were TOO weak for those thin chairs they have... Punk shouldve hit harder. I think Cena can take it.
mescatraz34 1 year ago
Et tu, jpop?
SSVCloud 1 year ago
Still not better than Hogan! He'd be up after 10 seconds!
RamsusXIII 1 year ago
Al Snow sells chairshots worse than Cena...At least Cena stayed down.
CAWGregoryBlack 1 year ago