Chris Rock on Gun Control

[iwouldbonekerihilson]

Chris Rock for president.

[Suevtres]

Go Chris.

[Song4Alex]

classic

[XSneakyBastardX]

is there any new episodes i can watch anyone know ?

[AsianDJislander]

who the fuck doesnt like guns, you must live in a kitchen if you dont like guns

[MrInsaneMixer]

It costs 400 000 dollars to fire this weapon.. for 12 seconds..

[theburntcheeto]

@WKaliberr fucking internet racists...

[agent254422]

@TheMadCrumpet there's always someone who has to kill a joke

[TheFearlessgirl95]

hahahha love it <3

[paulinha4770]

muito legal o programa dele !!!******

[mart83648]

When bullets cost 5000 dollars I'll start an underground bullet business

[DarKnightofCydonia]

Genius.

[supersonicdragonite]

this is the REAL solution to bullet control

[jennnisunshine94]

I laugh every time :)

[TheMadCrumpet]

You're right! People wouldn't buy ammo. The Criminal animals sure would though. Their would be ammo labs popping up in people's basements, the act of selling cheap ammo would be illegal so only the criminals who don't give a shit about the law will do it. I won't be able to afford ammo so they will pop into my house with their guns loaded with illegal ammo, and I will be left defenseless. Their is a reason we have a Constituion.

[crispykreamer]

@TheMadCrumpet uMad bro?

[TheMadCrumpet]

@crispykreamer I'm pissed!

[xXxMCmanxXx]

@TheMadCrumpet u a dead mutherfucker

[tehatemachine]

i'm going to shoot your ass! but I don't know if it's worth doing or not.

[TheSaka24]

He is right with that bullets should cost 5000$

[savage495]

@TheSaka24 Wouldn’t criminals just steal the ammo and make a massive profit on the black market?

[TheSaka24]

@savage495 Yes, but some of them would get caught and at least less people would have bullets in their guns.

Or maybe they would say "why buy gun when bullets cost so much"

Overall, less people would die.

[savage495]

@TheSaka24 I don’t believe you actually take this clown seriously

[ymp5000]

$5000 per bullet? People would be killing each other for bullets.

[ChronoTriggerMusic]

@ymp5000 the irony

[MirokuLovesMetallica]

@ymp5000 Yeah but they wouldn't be killing each other with the bullets. LMAO!

[knowthetruth1492]

BTW. Isn't it just funny that I met the big brother from 'Everybody hates Chris' at a shooting range in Long Island? The dude had at least 10 rifles with him, including an AR-15 with a military scope.

[ButtaYoBread510]

I'm supposed to be writing a paper on bowling for columbine... and now I watching chris rock videos on youtube....

[austins830]

@ButtaYoBread510 Well, this is in the movie, so technically you're doing your work.

[knowthetruth1492]

Fuck this idiot. I'll always be able to get 25 cent Russian bullets for my AK regardless whether or not this dumbass's idea were to become reality. Suck my dick if you hate guns.

[TheWenaus]

@knowthetruth1492 You are the dictionary definition of stupid

[lfrohling]

That is really a GREAT idea on bullets!!!!

[brd08]

Chris talks alot of sense in his stand ups.

[MrWithkittenz]

Who came here b/c of Tb and Jesse

[runninshyt]

u got pecs i got techs lol

[videomakerman1232]

Well, then there will be illegal bullets made in people's backyards...

[fille906]

my sense of humor sent me here

[trackboy17]

this actually makes sense.

[Reddisgod1]

lol an epic fail would be if some brought 2 bullets spending 10,000 dollars and they missed both bullets



[kbracarlosoler]

Chris should be president

[secretagentmann9]

Mr. random Tparty says: Oh shit, Obama is a Chris Rock fan too?!!

[ozkar1616]

I ROTFL when he went: "I believe you have my property" XD

[andrewm211]

@ozkar1616 he says at 1:33

[silvertrigger13]

whho came here because of the bannedstory collab 2?

[V2killah]

hmm 5000 a shot looks like ill keep makeing mine

[Reddisgod1]

@V2killah Shhhhh u werent pose to tell people about are bussiness

[flicfan416]

It's a brilliant idea, provided you aren't part of the redneck/hunting population, unfortunately about 40% of our lovely US, who need bullets to fire at random animals as a means to suppress their pent up sexual frustrations.

Sorry, that was a bit emotional. green crack ftw

[bwood21390]

Search Chris Rock Ron Paul 2012!!!!

[RealTime88]

@bwood21390 It will never happen, don't even think about that shit.

[dvyv]

Me Gusta

[ecorob1]

Is he wearing Hefty bags?

[buellernightof]

dirty fuckheads

[deceiver123m]

* “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.”~Thomas Jefferson * Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. * An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. * Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control. * You only have the rights you are willing to fight for. * Assault is a behavior, not a device. * When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves. * Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

[EndlessWaltzTV]

@deceiver123m Right on the money. That's exactly why we have a 2nd amendment.

[goldhippie]

@deceiver123m that explains y more than 10,000 people die in america from firearms every year

[deceiver123m]

@goldhippie It is the price we pay to keep the fat queen of England out of our face!

[GeeShepherd]

I'll make my own bullets for 5 dollars than buy a 5000 dollar bullet. lol

[drnogood59]

This is the smartest gun control idea I have heard in a week. On politician said "We must ban rifle shrouds." A reporter asked 3 times if she knew what a rifle shround was. After the third time she said no.

[ItsTurningGreen002]

@drnogood59 and what exactly are rifle shrounds?

[drnogood59]

@ItsTurningGreen002 I googled it. It turns out they are called barrel shrouds and they work like camo for your gun.

[Diraphe]

@drnogood59 what are you smoking? Camo for your gun is called camo...a barrel shroud protects you from burning yourself on the barrel

[SuperSneakySniper]

@ItsTurningGreen002 He doesn't know what it is lol. A rifle/barrel shroud is simply a metal covering spaced from the barrel to prevent you from getting really bad burns via touching the gun after shooting it. Berrel gets hot, shroud makes sure that, even if you grab the barrel area, no burn. It's NOT camo for the gun lol camo for the gun is called: camo for the gun :P Uhh, look up a picture of a Tech 9 sub machine gun, or a Winchester model 12 trench shotgun, both have barrel shrouds.

[missRed916]

19 people are broke haha

[ghostsheet]

what a fucking morone

[rennyren77]

@ghostsheet says the guy with spellcheck collecting dust

[danteasdfgh]

@ghostsheet let your brother alone!!!

[Izzymandias]

@jasonkim11 Nothing intellectual or pseudo-intellectual about it. Just an outrageous take on things. And funny as hell.

[draztik]

the funniest thing is that what he said here is one of the smartest ideas i've ever heard proposed in terms of gun control

[MissPompousTwat]

@draztik

I'm sure bullet manufacturers wouldn't been too keen on the idea though :-)

[85winstonchurchill]

@draztik If that happens.. you will see people selling bullets instead of weed and drugs...lol

[ManuABG]

@draztik Actually, it's so smart, it works with almost everything. Try that with tobacco. A $5000 cigarette ... smokers would get more serious about quitting. And only the rich would be able to fuck their own health up.

[yankee82090]

Yeah we do need bullet control!

[marmida2]

I just came here because of Everybody hates chris haha :D

[mulefa1]

who else came here because of bowling for columbine?

[ZombyGenocide1]

@mulefa1 lmao guilty as charged

[warlord970]

@mulefa1 I saw that movie yesterday

[DanieLatzanich]

@mulefa1 mulefaaaaaaaa are amazing creatures!

[Anonymous1226]

@mulefa1 Columbine & Virgina tech were both gun free zones.

[1probisvet]

BAHAHAHAHA!

Old but still tooo funny! Timeless :)

[pixnstix]

I hate gun control. But this is funny.

[184186]

makes sense to me ! :D

[Regzus]

This shit is funy.

[WesOrion]

While your saving your money, I will be beating the crap out of you with a baseball bat. Idiot.

[hunniebear304]

Funmy !

[husnainanwaar1992]

what is the name of this show

[ExtremeTyger]

@TheRivetthead

ima get a new job,start saving some money, and you a dead man

[KnowThyself7]

We have great powers and we miss use all of them. We (entire world) are not responsible. Lay your gun out and have a irresponsible person like a child, get his or her hands on a gun and watch what happens. Solution, arm responsible people only. Make it harder to own a gun. We cant get ride of weapon now. We've had them since Cain and Able. Shit my arms are a weapon. I can kill with them. Gonna cut my arms off? To late for that. Just make it hard to own a gun. Be Responsible.

[BaxterXenon]

Comedians = People who make the smart people look like total retards and show the really stupid parts of life and making a joke along with it, but never crossing a line of offending people too much.

[procritic09]

One of my favourite comedy routines.

[jacob66ful]

funny video

[TheRiggenbach]

i'd buy one bullet and shoot chris rock in the nuts

[wikkid61]

@TheRiggenbach Because you are used to shooting at living things that do shoot back?

[TheRiggenbach]

@wikkid61 chris rock wouldn't shoot back.

[Anotherhack69]

Chris Rock is amazing, I hope he does some new stuff soon.

[mclarenz1]

Somehow, I agree wif this guy

[johno12141]

anyone with an economic brain will notice that chris rock is far from an idiot and indeed is making a valid point about people reacting to incentives :)

[balleand]

i rofled

[AlabamaIceman]

This is funny, but the problem with this is that bullets and ammo are stupid easy to manufacture, you can do it at home if you have some metal-working equipment.

[redrasegarden]

the oddity of this is.

it makes snese

[RySenkari]

Chris Rock must've designed the first three Resident Evil games.

[bryangg2]

this video totally made my day... i laughed so much... no innocent bystanders :P

[F4DiNh0]

9 people must've really done somthin badddddd

[gyrate]

9 people did pay 5000$ for a bullet

[TheJackssuprise]

@gyrate 

[TheRivetthead]

fuck background checks i want a gun no question asked im no criminal people of all ages should have the right to own one most people dont commit crimes anarcy in the usa anarchy in the usa the right of the people to keep and bear are SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED anarcy in the usa anarchy in the usa we have a RIGHT

[McPfoot]

@TheRivetthead You're a fucking idiot.

[TheRivetthead]

@McPfoot how because i believe in freedom

[McPfoot]

@TheRivetthead There's a difference between freedom and anarchy.

[TheRednecktodeath]

@TheRivetthead do you even know what anarchy is dude?

[TheRivetthead]

@TheRednecktodeath anarchy is having lots of fun and haveing lots of guns

[littlewillywilly]

@TheRivetthead My favorite part is that you say we have the right to bear are... Like a stupid person would say.

[TheRivetthead]

@littlewillywilly shut up you left wing fuck

[littlewillywilly]

@TheRivetthead Good one. Did you come up with that yourself? Also, nice work on fixing the typo, that will really throw people off the scent of your being a highschool dropout. Don't tell me, you live below the Mason Dixon line, don't you?

[Wolf8x2]

@TheRivetthead my god, you are above and beyond the call of idiocy. LOL

[dannyb13579]

@TheRivetthead *anarchy

[FalleNecro]

there must be $50000 worth of bullets in his ass!

[nuffinmuffin]

saw this in a documentary with that fat guy

[51TGM71]

@nuffinmuffin Bowling for Coloumbine!

[nuffinmuffin]

@51TGM71 y'know what Im sayinnn'

[51TGM71]

@nuffinmuffin yeah, fucking awesome and awful documentary at the same time. LOVE Chris! :D

[iRawkproductions]

@nuffinmuffin me too i watched it at school lol

[BeatrixKiddo1986]

O God! Do you really need some guy Phill (i really don't know who he is) who's going to give you direction for this standup moment o_O

[FDDDJH]

Chris Rock for president

[mrjondalar1]

that true he funny

[MinniHowl]

saw this first tiem in school in english class when we had (have actually) about gun control (test tomorrow o.o xD) anyway, this was just so funny xD

[clook222]

Who's Phil?

[122968diego]

@clook222 it's very funny wed show youtube it it's worth it

[kalinga01]

That's so genius! A good way to save lives and generate money! If I become president, I'll make each bullet cost 5000 bucks! LOL

[zehnsechz]

great...only the rich and government could afford it.

[3dzilla8]

Like this comment if Phil sent you here.

[Netherwolf6100]

Wish someone would upload the full stand up

[chelsiedonveliz]

Lol phil

[Dinahmcc]

Still makes me laugh....funny AND genius!

[cmrchrisrice]

Phil

[azorian2]

"i believe you got my property" XD

[DemonMatt1]

I'm here because I'm a fan of Chris Rock.. o_o

[zrtpolis]

I think those 8 people are killers and they like shotting

[squishyblanket]

OMG! GUISE! GUISE! CAN YOU GUESS WHY I'M HERE WATCHING THIS VIDEO? BECAUSE PHILIP DEFRANCO LINKED ME HERE! NOW I'M COOL LIKE THE REST OF YOU RETARDS!

[MyChildProdigy]

Phil!

[VelocityAirsoft03]

Phil

[specterseal999]

this is like the 5th times i watched this....best comedy clip ever!!!

[DiscoDiscoGoodGood93]

Phil

[SDproductions757]

Phil

[specterseal999]

Wow I don't remember the last time I laugh this hard xD

Phil the nation told me about this :)

[lammbokid0505]

Phil

[PatricktheDoody]

Same here

[KakelaXD]

Me too

[lengjaiian]

Got here after watching sxephil

[MrJenkkins]

Phil

[swipem4]

Phil

[mrpbrown1]

Sent by Phil!

[MABoutdoors]

Phil

[yowristband]

Phil

[wumbla]

This video went up a million of views because of Phil

[Crethy]

Sxephil sent me here too!

[eaglesfannnn]

thanks phil this was great

[srbXOXOgirl93]

I watched this before Phil talked about it..it`s still funny though ^^

[KaatAttack]

Oh, and sxe Phil sent me here too :p

[KaatAttack]

That's a good idea :p hahahah "I believe that's my property!"

[djholmez64]

PHIL!



[tuffCOOKIEanimations]

Phil :3

[javierinthebox]

Phillip sent me here. ;)

[ShadowVip3r]

Sxephil brought me here

[mydancehalldrug]

Oh my god he's hilarious

[DenneySports]

Thumbs up if sxephil brought u here