titanic in 5 seconds

[mikrozouzouni]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooour!!!!!!hhaahahahah­ha

[Epok97]

funny shit

[minecraftman9559]

I love it it made me cry it was so good. :'(

[mikeortiz410]

If you watch closely, the ending of Titanic is actually the beginning of Inception.

[BullshitsJohn]

My favorite movie is the titanic, because when you watch it backwards,

IT STILL FUCKING SUCKS

[murphboys]

IM SO COOL ITS NOT 5 SECONDS ITS ACTULLY 12 HAJHAJHAJHAJ CAN I HAZ FREINDS NAOW?

[Saoshinkid]

it IS 5 seconds. if you look at the description it says the intro doesn't count. it is 5 seconds

[andallthatjazzify]

Now this moment can be re-experienced in fricking 3D

[andallthatjazzify]

Now this moment can be re-experienced in fricking 3D

[MrMethadrine]

OMFG "5" secs IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!!

[DarkGoku3211]

The awkward moment when you realise the video is actually 12 seconds long...

[Batdriven]

this is genius XD

[EllyBellyBoo123]

I love it

[TheAsdfsadfsdfas]

thats basicly how it happend exept the part with the sex

[romulogontijob]

LoL

[MAZAazza]

That was just soo sad :'(

[ilovelegosyayXD76]

"But the ship can't sink!"

*Bloop* -ship sinks-

YOOOOOO

[joeysamek]

if chuck norros cared, he'd deep it from sinking~

[joeysamek]

what great time to fall in love when your about to DIE

[joeysamek]

so many stupin ass people forget thay all die in the end. SO they watch it agan! AND agan!

[joeysamek]

im full of jokes now that this movie is comin back

[queenado]

But this ship can't sink!

PLSSSSSHH

EEEEEYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

[Vadamur]

If you watch titanic backwards, u will see Rose as she finds a frozen guy in the sea, melts him, starts going out with him then breaks up with him. Very romantic.

[alexpounder]

If you watch Titanic backwards, you won't be able to see the TV screen.

[nallaine]

LMFAO

[MrCojue]

@AnimewatcherfreakMal correction 2 hours 59 min 48 seconds

[bravissio1756]

but if the ship can´t sink why did it sink?

it sinked but he said it can sink but if it sink it´s beacuse he can sink but he said it can´t sink but it sinked so he can sinks but he says it can´t sink so it isn´t supose to sink why did it sink if it can´t sink if it sinks it´s beacuse it can sink but it isn´t supose to sink but it still sink so it can sink but why did he said it can sink if it sinks so he can sink why did it sink?

[xxXKillTheRedsXxx]

@bravissio1756 WHAT YOU SAY.

[sheepflock]

@bravissio1756 the past tense of sink is neither sinked nor sink. it is sank.

[2Pro4Stuff]

@bravissio1756

BITCH PLEASE, dont try that reverse psychology in me

[Hyperstar96]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[bravissio1756]

@Hyperstar96 dude even friday 13 is a better love story then twilight

[248productions]

@Hyperstar96 Every love story is better than Twilight

[rrrglynn]

I get the point

[Godlive]

lol

[XxCuttingxX16]

any notice this sounds like halo music?



[buntyHare]

but it was 12 seconds, wasn't it?

[MjFanOfHeaven]

"But this ship CAN'T sink" ˇ-ˇ *puts the confident face*

Ship: *plasssssssssh*

Celine Dion: EYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RCProductionable]

Anyone else notice no 0:11?

[XxCuttingxX16]

@RCProductionable omfg i did :D

[Rock4everCRO]

bljub,aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[BrittanyKai98]

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE!!!!

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

@BrittanyKai98 There there Brittany, dont lose hope!! you will overcome the stalkers in your life.

[alief54]

LMFAO one of the funniest video in youtube

[DeathApothecary12]

Man: But the ship can't sink

EEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOO

[MuffinMix42]

lol! BEST MOVIE EVER!

[mack0499]

But this was 12 seconds... ._.

[signdowny]

@mack0499 the intro and outro doesn't count

[HSLH123456789]

Amazing !! I love it.

[bombermen64]

Hahaha I nearly peed myself when heard the splashing sound haha :D  Hilarious !

[DannaaaBlaackkk]

Brilliant!

[ausroar]

Name of the beginning song?

[SuperFab1594]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!

[bravissio1756]

if you watch titanic on backwards it´s about a magical ship that saves people

[SuperMadelinef]

@bravissio1756 lol

[FancySock]

@bravissio1756 That joke was beautiful

[Droman6969]

@bravissio1756 LOL

[Nateisbored]

@bravissio1756 Lol thank you so much

[joeysamek]

@bravissio1756 the best part is seeing people sliding backwords on there butts.

[Davis4037]

@bravissio1756 I thought titanic backwards was a story about when the ocean threw up people and put them on a ship it threw up as well, and saved some guy from a horrible gunshot wound to the head

[bjs6969]

@bravissio1756

how do you play it backwards

[JasperHaleLover22]

On the big screen yet?!

[1000robloxplayer]

it was 3 seconds!

[NeverStopPlz]

About this movie:

Guy loved girl.

He go aboard with her.

he died and the girl survived .

THE END!

[LEGOwaffles117]

Butt the shit cunts!

[m1leswilliams]

That is amazing. Kudos to the editor.

[johnthesios5]

Because of Celine Dion

[AdmiralZey]

But the ship CAN sink.

hehehehehe

[Trollface1997Balkan]

Lyrics:

- ''Oooooooooooooh OooooOOOoooh...''

- ''But the ship CAN'T SINK!'' >:l

*Plop*

- ''EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....'­'

[ThePenguinface]

hahahaha

[mechwarrior225]

hmm

Well this ship cant sink!

"sinks"

FEGELINE!!!

[b3y0ndryu2ak1]

i lol'd i thought it was funny does that make me heartless?

[BITEMESALVATORE1864]

@b3y0ndryu2ak1

no,i havn't seen titanic yet,so I thought it was funny too! lol,no need to feel too bad.

[Weirdlooser1800]

What da fuck dat was shit

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

Well that saved me three hours.

[joeysamek]

@AnimewatcherfreakMal it saved me 4 - plus that crapy crouded ride- starwars 1 cant be in 5 seconds... can it?

[gameguythecreeper]

-.- ooooooooh!  The dislike bare is fat.so I disliked the vid.

[MrNotaterrorist]

cost for ticket: $20

[SnappyPenguins]

And it still makes sense. :)

[Spheran]

EPIC !! :))))))

[PsychoticVeggie666]

TOR in a nutshell.

[GeorgeIsDaMan1]

ill watch the rest later..

[florencedusablon]

euh XD

[TheJoseph3gun]

still better love story than twilight...

[TheJoseph3gun]

LOL..........!!!! the irony...

[PokemonsRevenge]

NASA wants there computer back....OHH wait ...what??

[SuperQYD]

5 seconds too long..

[Vervatim]

For me, this is one of the best videos of all time on YouTube.

[PhxDansuke]

But the shit can't sing!

[Jus10BlakePoythress]

lol. that is the most 3 secondist 5 seconds i have ever encountered

[Pugslee3]

I think thats its scary that some people in the world are actually older than the titanic and still alive today!

[CFPHGamer]

ill watch the rest tomorrow.

[redhotchilipepper432]

but the ship can't sink... *plop* ROFL THUMBS UP IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HECK

[Lassestvg]

hahahhahahahhahahhha im dying : P

[patheticDrop]

the sinking sound...i had to laugh so hard

[MrCojue]

i honestly didnt think that many people woiuld fall for it!

[elsiemabel]

i used to be an iceberg like you, then i took Titanic to the knee

[clarinetpride]

@elsiemabel More like, "I used to be a ship but then I took an iceberg to the knee."

[turoexe]

Why i watching ... in 5 seconds videos?^^

[NewYearYTF]

it's called "titanic in 5seconds" it has been 12 seconds -.-

[eskildsen95]

@NewYearYTF no its like 2 sec

[WiggieWomper]

I thought the guy said "filthy shit cunts"

[pithaya]

It missed the most important part, the sex scene.

[pufixas]

people are desperate for thumbs... whores 

[xRJFmate]

Thought it said shit cunt.

[Ijustwanttopostthing]

you can't press like and hold the enter button at the same time it dose not work

[Shockwave1794]

i'll watch the rest tomorrow

[JustMeChristine]

How did i get here from a drum and bass tune? Deary me.. Loll!

[saucydog118]

Costa Concordia in.....

too soon

[TheCoolNala07]

This really explaining Titanic!:D Sorry for my spelling!xD

[phillicheesestake]

you stole this from thatguywiththeglasses

[oasome1]

@phillicheesestake hmm maybe theres something at the end that says by thatguywiththeglasses?

[phillicheesestake]

@oasome1 didnt finish the video..and im sure he didnt get permission to upload anyways

[melissa23girls]

THAT SHIP IS STUPIE ANY WAY

[MathewsHall329]

Bubble bubble bubble

[ultraover9000]

but the ship can't sink! hey whats that bubbling noi-...FUUUUUCK!

[glimper9000000]

the ship sunk anyway

[darksword793]

BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

[ScienceFictionNerd]

Some American Newspaper used the term The Unsinkible ship. It was never said before the sinking by us Brits

[Snake1n]

I’m so excited to watch this wiv my family next friday=)

[KittSwagg]

"The ship is impossible to sink."

-Sure it is (you get me say the opposite for the opposite) "I knew I could trust Kitt"

*sinks*

the end.

(NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MOVIE ;D)

[Altair0115]

Nostalgia Critic needs to make the same exact video, but convert it to stereoscopic 3D.

[pinkopiy]

made me cry /;

[savehappytoast]

Im so ready to see this in 3D

[zoozcheerleader1]

hahaahahahahhaha

[TheBronyHater]

Saved me 3 hours yay

[KnockxYouxDown666]

@TheBronyHater Little fucks like you are so lazy.

[isxforeverxyours]

i can just feel the emotion building up inside of me

[YooVampireChannel]

Yep, that pretty much sums it up, LOL :)

[Liz1yeah]

I laughed so bad!

[Dejmir90]

0:08 somebody takin a crap



[Shadowbreaker81]

Am i the only one who heard bloody shitcocks?!?/

SO HARD I AM BABY BABY?>!?!?

[xXSonGoku08Xx]

this feelings and dramatic ... i am still crying :')

[Sabooru]

@MrCojue haha

[chris111c]

@MrCojue Good one

[27balloons]

@MrCojue Ahhh I see what you did there:)

[VampireofEpicness]

@MrCojue ...You magnificent bastard.

[UsernameHerePeople]

@MrCojue Clever. :3

[pufixas]

@MrCojue

but its works when disliking

[DaBloxTrio]

@MrCojue Ha! i did

[yeahitbechi]

Would have saved me 3 hours..

[Steelioss]

Lol'd hard

[CaptainJack1992]

Lol

[Qvn24]

LOL at the irony

[TheTjking123456]

titant sucks so this is the besy=t version ive seen

[Suzan2k]

That was sad...

[missy52600]

LOL at school a couple days ago we were watchin a movie and my friend says ' dont`t spoil the movie" and I say" The ship sinks" we wernt watchin titanic but i thought it would be funny

[kc307]

@missy52600 you were wrong

[rapto5050]

Waht about the nudity?

[abcdlovexoxo]

- Oooooooooooh ooooooooh ♪

- But the ship can't sink!

*Sinks*

-Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo...

[samfishR]

@abcdlovexoxo thank you Captain Obvious :)

[chugolrock]

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhah­ahahahahhahahah lol

[TheJamieShekinah]

-This ship can't sink!

-Sink*

-Hyyyyyoooooooooo

[Animalcrossing95]

@TheJamieShekinah  LOL XD

[masenko250]

thats 12

[DrJuggernog123]

@masenko250 if you cut out the intro and outro it actually is 5 seconds

[deathisarealease]

@masenko250 actually the intro is 7 seconds alone then the video is 3 seconds and ending is 2 seconds

[packr72]

here's a five second review, boat sinks, movie stinks.

[Joeymabes101]

@packr72 it was a good movie!

[packr72]

@Joeymabes101 what was good about?

[Joeymabes101]

@packr72 acting... Charectors , the sinking it was a good movie

youd have to be a dip stick to not like it

[packr72]

@Joeymabes101 the acting sucked, billy zane are you kidding me

[GCErik]

that was 3 seconds :P

[IsabellKitten]

But this ship can't sink :{ Plop.... YEAH!

[darkofight]

Liezzzz it said 5 seconds!

[Knom14]

ah this ship can't sink , blub , the end

[stegro88]

hahahaha

[thesillyfoojah]

was anyone else's pop-up add for an ALASKAN CRUISE? ...talk about target marketing

[mimichu1]

@ChloroformUrMother XDXD IKR EEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[xoultraviolet]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ChloroformUrMother]

0:08 *plop* EEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[123yoshirobbo321]

That was actually 3 seconds

[SuperMadelinef]

WOW.....so long I`ll watch the rest tomorrow...

[detectiveKiwii]

what the guy says: but the ship can't sink

what I heard: but this shit can't sink : D

[Omgitsville]

@detectiveKiwii WOW HOW EXTRAORDINARY

[DannesDS]

From which song is the voice in the first 7 seconds?

[DarkDemon1345]

Titanic is down!!! Jump to the Sea!

[kiteenlahti]

this kind of videos will be removed from the internet if we dont stop SOPA from being approved!!

[SexyToshi]

blurp.. Yooooor