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  • But this was 12 seconds... ._.

  • @mack0499 the intro and outro doesn't count

  • Amazing !! I love it.

  • Hahaha I nearly peed myself when heard the splashing sound haha :D Hilarious !

  • Brilliant!

  • Name of the beginning song?

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • if you watch titanic on backwards it´s about a magical ship that saves people

  • @bravissio1756 That joke was beautiful

  • On the big screen yet?!

  • it was 3 seconds!

  • About this movie:

    Guy loved girl.

    He go aboard with her.

    he died and the girl survived .

    THE END!

  • Butt the shit cunts!

  • That is amazing. Kudos to the editor.

  • Because of Celine Dion

  • But the ship CAN sink.

    hehehehehe

  • Lyrics:

    - ''Oooooooooooooh OooooOOOoooh...''

    - ''But the ship CAN'T SINK!'' >:l

    *Plop*

    - ''EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....'­'

  • hahahaha

  • hmm

    Well this ship cant sink!

    "sinks"

    FEGELINE!!!

  • i lol'd i thought it was funny does that make me heartless?

  • @b3y0ndryu2ak1

    no,i havn't seen titanic yet,so I thought it was funny too! lol,no need to feel too bad.

  • What da fuck dat was shit

  • Well that saved me three hours.

  • -.- ooooooooh! The dislike bare is fat.so I disliked the vid.

  • cost for ticket: $20

  • And it still makes sense. :)

  • EPIC !! :))))))

  • TOR in a nutshell.

  • ill watch the rest later..

  • euh XD

  • still better love story than twilight...

  • LOL..........!!!! the irony...

  • NASA wants there computer back....OHH wait ...what??

  • 5 seconds too long..

  • For me, this is one of the best videos of all time on YouTube.

  • But the shit can't sing!

  • lol. that is the most 3 secondist 5 seconds i have ever encountered

  • I think thats its scary that some people in the world are actually older than the titanic and still alive today!

  • ill watch the rest tomorrow.

  • but the ship can't sink... *plop* ROFL THUMBS UP IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HECK

  • hahahhahahahhahahhha im dying : P

  • the sinking sound...i had to laugh so hard

  • i honestly didnt think that many people woiuld fall for it!

  • i used to be an iceberg like you, then i took Titanic to the knee

  • @elsiemabel More like, "I used to be a ship but then I took an iceberg to the knee."

  • Why i watching ... in 5 seconds videos?^^

  • it's called "titanic in 5seconds" it has been 12 seconds -.-

  • @NewYearYTF no its like 2 sec

  • I thought the guy said "filthy shit cunts"

  • It missed the most important part, the sex scene.

  • people are desperate for thumbs... whores

  • Thought it said shit cunt.

  • you can't press like and hold the enter button at the same time it dose not work

  • i'll watch the rest tomorrow

  • How did i get here from a drum and bass tune? Deary me.. Loll!

  • Costa Concordia in.....

    too soon

  • This really explaining Titanic!:D Sorry for my spelling!xD

  • you stole this from thatguywiththeglasses

  • @phillicheesestake hmm maybe theres something at the end that says by thatguywiththeglasses?

  • @oasome1 didnt finish the video..and im sure he didnt get permission to upload anyways

  • THAT SHIP IS STUPIE ANY WAY

  • Bubble bubble bubble

  • but the ship can't sink! hey whats that bubbling noi-...FUUUUUCK!

  • the ship sunk anyway

  • BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

  • Some American Newspaper used the term The Unsinkible ship. It was never said before the sinking by us Brits

  • I’m so excited to watch this wiv my family next friday=)

  • "The ship is impossible to sink."

    -Sure it is (you get me say the opposite for the opposite) "I knew I could trust Kitt"

    *sinks*

    the end.

    (NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MOVIE ;D)

  • Nostalgia Critic needs to make the same exact video, but convert it to stereoscopic 3D.

  • made me cry /;

  • Im so ready to see this in 3D

  • hahaahahahahhaha

  • Saved me 3 hours yay

  • @TheBronyHater Little fucks like you are so lazy.

  • i can just feel the emotion building up inside of me

  • Yep, that pretty much sums it up, LOL :)

  • I laughed so bad!

  • 0:08 somebody takin a crap

    

  • Am i the only one who heard bloody shitcocks?!?/

    SO HARD I AM BABY BABY?>!?!?

  • this feelings and dramatic ... i am still crying :')

  • @MrCojue haha

  • @MrCojue Good one

  • @MrCojue Ahhh I see what you did there:)

  • @MrCojue ...You magnificent bastard.

  • @MrCojue Clever. :3

  • @MrCojue

    but its works when disliking

  • @MrCojue Ha! i did

  • Would have saved me 3 hours..

  • Lol'd hard

  • Lol

  • LOL at the irony

  • titant sucks so this is the besy=t version ive seen

  • That was sad...

  • LOL at school a couple days ago we were watchin a movie and my friend says ' dont`t spoil the movie" and I say" The ship sinks" we wernt watchin titanic but i thought it would be funny

  • @missy52600 you were wrong

  • Waht about the nudity?

  • - Oooooooooooh ooooooooh ♪

    - But the ship can't sink!

    *Sinks*

    -Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo...

  • @abcdlovexoxo thank you Captain Obvious :)

  • hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhah­ahahahahhahahah lol

  • -This ship can't sink!

    -Sink*

    -Hyyyyyoooooooooo

  • @TheJamieShekinah LOL XD

  • thats 12

  • @masenko250 if you cut out the intro and outro it actually is 5 seconds

  • @masenko250 actually the intro is 7 seconds alone then the video is 3 seconds and ending is 2 seconds

  • here's a five second review, boat sinks, movie stinks.

  • @packr72 it was a good movie!

  • @Joeymabes101 what was good about?

  • @packr72 acting... Charectors , the sinking it was a good movie

    youd have to be a dip stick to not like it

  • @Joeymabes101 the acting sucked, billy zane are you kidding me

  • that was 3 seconds :P

  • But this ship can't sink :{ Plop.... YEAH!

  • Liezzzz it said 5 seconds!

  • ah this ship can't sink , blub , the end

  • hahahaha

  • was anyone else's pop-up add for an ALASKAN CRUISE? ...talk about target marketing

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  • @ChloroformUrMother XDXD IKR EEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 0:08 *plop* EEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • That was actually 3 seconds

  • WOW.....so long I`ll watch the rest tomorrow...

  • what the guy says: but the ship can't sink

    what I heard: but this shit can't sink : D

  • @detectiveKiwii WOW HOW EXTRAORDINARY

  • From which song is the voice in the first 7 seconds?

  • Titanic is down!!! Jump to the Sea!

  • this kind of videos will be removed from the internet if we dont stop SOPA from being approved!!

  • blurp.. Yooooor

  • lol

  • xD very good

  • 11seconds.. wow i wasted 7 extra for waiting and 5 awesome seconds

  • lol :D Epic :D

  • i swear it sound like he say but this shit can't sink after five times lol

  • BUT THE SHIP CANNOT SINK?

    *plop*

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR-

  • YOU NIGGER IT'S 12 SECONDS!

  • @muhcocksafloppin starts at 07 finishes at 12 =)

  • The Ship Can't Sink!

    *1 second later*

    PLOP!

  • 0:06

  • Meanwhile at Bioware.avi

  • SW:ToR

  • Suck it, James Cameron.

  • ill watch the rest tomorrow

  • @Avian14T00NChannel good job steeling MY comment

  • @Avian14T00NChannel HAHAHHHAAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHAHAAAAA

  • @Avian14T00NChannel spoiler: the ship can

  • BUT THIS SHIP CANT SINK *PLOP* NEOOOOOOO

  • i cried at the end!!!!!

  • I believe that is 12 seconds sir :)

  • @XxXAloyZXxX The extra 7 were just the title overlay. when it actually got to the titanic part it was only 5 seconds : P

  • Where is 0:11??

  • oh my that made me laugh!

  • Titanic the ship that cant sink

  • Beautiful.

  • LOL!

  • You left out the part when all the people fall off the boat and its really funny for some sick and twisted reason

  • i will watch the rest later

  • HAHA!!!

  • favourite movie in the world buuutt - THIS IS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUSLY TRUE.

  • Quick summary for those who didn't get to finish the whole movie: "This ship can't sink." *PLOP*... NEEEOOOOOOO.

  • Funny!!!

  • Lol

  • By the retards who made Netflix, is Movies to Go! See 3 hour movies in just 5 seconds! Including Titanic! (this clip plays)

  • YYYYOOOUUUUUURRRR HHHEEERRREEE TTTHHHEERRREESS NOTTHHHHIIINGGG TOOO FEEARRR :)

  • This is a funny video!

  • You know, when you watch Titanic backwards, it's the story about a magical ship that saves castaways.

  • Girls call me the 5 second guy

  • SPOILERS: the ship sinks.

  • @Kingofeurope NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!

  • Guy:This ship can't sink.

    few hours later.

    *ships is sinking*

  • oh,thats messed up!

  • YEEEEEEOOOOOOO

  • This is the perfect chance to spend 12 seonds of my life.

  • lol holy SH** it felt more like 4 seconds >=)

  • you spent my seconds

  • Lololol

  • you spent my secs

  • it sounds like a dumb in the toilet

  • butter sheep cant sink 0:06

  • @MRdeveloperable OMFG SOOOO TRUE!!!!! XDDDDD WAY FUNNIER THAT WAY

  • Is he saying bloody shit cunt's???

  • ~i waste 12 aeconds of my life:)