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  • camphur :megusta:

  • pls tell me were u get this music or wat its callled!!!!!!?????

  • This is five easy steps to becoming a noob

  • :fap fap fap:

    

  • What button was that

  • This is called CAMPING you Noob ........

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    SHUT UP AND ENJOY MODERN WARFARE 3

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  • it works. but then comes the Pro Noob. With da tube.

  • what! ._.

  • It's people like this that make Mw2 so fucking annoying!

  • 245 People called for the free controller

  • so camp then no thanks

  • I have no idea which is my favorite step -_-

  • 244 people forgot to stair through that doorway

  • i saw this when it came out

  • ok before all the tryhards are going to troll on this video

    this video is just for fun so dont troll on them

    and c'mon that controller is fake so just dont troll on the video

    if you got no sense of humor, fine buth stop ruining the video

  • Hooray for rape!!!!

  • monkeyball music? :L

  • Linkin Park shirt at 1:19 :)

  • ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    SHUT UP AND ENJOY MODERN WARFARE 2

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  • My strategy is A silenced ump45

  • how original

  • they really r total douchebags...360 im mean com on!

  • i found this really fucking funny lmfaoo

  • Wheres my controller?

  • thANKS IT REALL YHELPED !!!!

  • Gast op 0.50 is net Theo Janssen

  • camping ftw!!!!

  • You Play To Much Mw2 When:

    You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

    The Sec Your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap It's Neck

    You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

    You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

    You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

    You kill a bug and say "Tango down

    Copy and Paste to other Vids

  • @tonnyy000 lol

  • Justin biebers penis dislike bar Rebecca black I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise I put toiletpaper in the toilet when I take a dump to defend myself from splashing water attacking my ass Friday OMFG WHO KILLED KENNY China Dead people You Aint GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ BABYY QUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAD Thumbs this up if you Agree! I find this hard to mastahbate to I find this easy to mastahbate to My grandma would do better than that Go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich :D

  • You Play To Much Mw2 When:

    You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

    The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

    You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

    You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

    You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

    You kill a bug and say "Tango down

    

  • @Zailwoenie

    already saw that on another top rated commentary :/

  • @Zailwoenie And YOU need to find some new material.

  • Hi imma total douchebag :)

  • Wanna play free?

    w w w . cod4free . co . cc

    ;)

  • Look at the dead guy on the ground to the left at 1:01

  • thumbs up if you tried this

  • Super Monkey Ball music

  • the reason the game was ruined...thanks guys.

  • @Mw2productionstudio1 Wow, you're kidding right?

  • @Mw2productionstudio1 you find this in every game

  • and 12 people did

  • 236 people didn't follow the 5 easy steps. 

  • @Crazy101Guy and 7 did

  • Wait what number do I call!!!

  • Why didn't I think of that?

  • i got that controler but if i press the R button i got an nuke timer from 64564356343453 days...

  • lol

    

  • 235 people actually tried this awesome program

  • camper

    

  • This isn't a strategy, it's called CAMPING!!

  • @ShackAttak1 thats the joke

  • FUCKING CAMBERS!!!!! just play the game you fucking n00bs!! :@@@@@@@@

    

  • Lol I really love CoD, and shooters in general. But Dbags who do this pretty much make me cancel Xbox live. Ive committed to playing with people in person, LAN parties etc. Atleast then you can slap em

  • lol 1-800-BEA-DBAG

  • PremiumClick(.)org(/?)ref=2188

    Remove the ( )

  • Lol "i use to have fun playing cod now i only care about winning " XD

  • step 6:

    make a camp with a fire and a tent.

    step 7:

    marshmallow FTW!

  • man who is this guy noob or noob guy....

  • ok, turning a noob noob to a camper noob... thanks, now i know who to blame when i get killed by a camper :D

  • haha funny

  • Hosting 10th prestige lobbys all day WITH challenges on 360, add idrop host. FREEE!!!

  • Hilarious!!!!!!! I love this video

  • my 2 main problems of my noob playing is: Slow internet (ping stucks at 200+:1~3 bars) and a noob computer...(slow performance and unreadable game text)..im not even rich to get another one...>_< (i use pc version)

  • Does that free commercial come for PS3?

  • i lov the controller its awsome

  • /[ =/ =64USKMUJYE5M57UYJ24tygq¢∫h5ea­hbCVvgf

  • this is my first dual com plz watch it <3

    watch?v=qmu2VCLtc28

  • 0:33 Its MW2 Micheal Jackson!!XD

  • I GOT A KILL. F*** TEAMWORK!!!

  • SUB ME FOR MW2 TRICKSHOTS / GAMEPLAY / NUKES / COMMENTARIES <3

  • Machinima really need to get themselves a new intro because I'm getting really bored of this one.

  • haha funny this video is for dumb asses who suck on MW2 and have to camp to get some kills. well you dumb asses i only kill campers and everyone else on MW2 so you don't wanna camp when i'm playing with you.

  • Hey guys check us out currentley sponsored and we have sick montages

  • hey im a dooshbag LMFAO

  • dont get ansie just keep staring at that door no don't look away keep staring and then u get yourselft a uav without hardline using this program that's your first step to becoming a pro gamer!

  • i used to have fun playign video games. but not anymore. i only care about winning .! thank god!

  • its called camping

  • @chickenman280 lmao!! hell yeah!

  • @chickenman280 No shit.

  • Hi I suck at mw2 and play like a douchbag

  • @gahannalionsrock Me Too -.-

  • hilarious

    

  • 0:52 i rape kids all day long... really? lol nice dude =p

  • awessumm n hilariousxD

  • @keyboardKato123456 Whoa we have a smart one here!

  • 1st voice sounds like coach from skate 3 XD

  • @keyboardKato123456 It is a joke you retard.

  • i can only guess that as soon as you get pro you win sunglasses

  • This was total win and completely made my night XD

  • did that body just move ????? @ 1:00

  • @MegaBannaphone omggggg

    how did you see that????

  • fffffffffuuuuuuuunnnnnnnyyyyyy­yy

  • "Hi, I'm a total douchebag"

    That's what I say when I enter a server :)

  • AAAAAAHHHHHHH..!!!! COME ON...I NEEDED 3 MORE KILLS TO UAV... I WAS SOOOO DAMN CLOSE!!!!!

  • 1. Camp like a bitch

    2. Camp like a bitch

    3. Camp like a bitch

    4. Camp like a bitch

    5. Kill idiots who don't check corners.

  • man i was so close to getting a UAV i needed two more kills.

  • cant hear a shit of what they are saying becuse of the song is too loud.

  • LOL thumb me

  • LOL! great vid!:)

  • wow good thing tht says comedy cuz tht is so noobish camping really

  • This is exactly wht is wrong with this game now dumb fucks like u r getting kids to camp and its ruining the game stupid dumbasses

  • @thebrownchevy Hahaha! this video is meant to be a joke u fucking dumb kid! learn to laugh dumbass.

  • @thebrownchevy It says (MW2 Comedy)

  • best..

    video...

    eva...

  • you fail CH00B

  • hey, i'm a douchebag to!

  • That would have been funny if the topic was not written by poor sports who whine into their mics all day on XBL.

  • Wheres my nuke !?

  • "hi i'm a total douchebag" lmfao

  • its so cool how people call thet camping now

  • HOLY SHIT I GOT A UAV !!!!!!!

  • Wow theres advertisements on my fone..

  • Hi! I'm a total dushbag

    Jonny

    Total Dushbag.

  • @dioneextreme signs you play mw2 too much : you make a list

  • @dioneextreme Dude, this comment just made my day, hahahaha; well done.

  • @dioneextreme not the first time ive seen that comment...

  • @dioneextreme my frend actually did that when the power went out i fell on the ground laughing

  • @dioneextreme signs that you play too much MW2

    - you list signs that tell you if you play too much MW2

  • @dioneextreme no the sign is you post that comment

  • @dioneextreme •SIGNS YOU HAVE NO LIFE•

    -You're crawling through youtube, searching for the most rated comments

    -You copy those most rated comments and paste them under other videos, in hope they will achieve thumbs up too

    -You are trolling at Bowskenarts after he told you about "SIGNS YOU HAVE NO LIFE"

    now go out and get some fresh air, attention whore ;)

  • @Bowskenarts i have unlimited lives, im playing team deathmatch!!

  • @Bowskenarts

    I've seen some saddos in my time but I've never seen anyone copy and paste comments from others in an attempt to get thumb up ratings lol.

  • @Bowskenarts well spoken

  • @dioneextreme im guessing you learned from experience 

  • wow i really feel sorry 4 u

  • 225 people left their camping spot XD

  • even the pros lol'd when they watched this

  • they forgot the commando button on the controller

  • "Hi! I'm a total douchebag!"

    His new method is camping.

    Nice for pointing that out!

    -.-'

  • Whoo! Finally got myself a UAV! I don't need Hardline thanks to this! :D

  • @xNintendan95x thaha :P

  • @xNintendan95x lol i dont need to do this i have 76 nukes ...so far

  • 0:10 - 0:12

  • The beginning made me lol

  • click my name to watch a wicked awesome brilliant EASY TO DO nuketown glitch

    (like i said its very EASY)

  • the 225 dislikes are the people who are noobs and cant stand other people revealing their "talent" in a hilarious vids

  • Rape!

    Get raped!

    How do you like that raping?

    Get fucking raped!

    You got raped!

    Damn that was a 5th rapestreak! *-*

  • wow this most be the most pointless thing ive evr seen

  • 225 don't like their secret gameplay being exposed to the public

  • whoa super monkey ball music

  • HEY FAGGOT!! THE FUCKING PHONE # DIDNT WORK MAKE A NEW 1 NOW!! :)

  • @smokedatkushify hey does say @ the start hes a total douchbag

  • Omggg!! Thats sick! You just called in a UAV, by camping your ass off!

    If you wanna improve in mw2, try rushing or dropshot tutorial :)

  • @117eljefe117 awe wtf -_-

  • I love this video. The best part of this video was 1:46

  • no i believe that since there are soo many fakes us legitimate people need to let it be known to all

  • im a legit 10th prestige whats funny is when i run up on those kids camping in doorways and shoot them before they can get a shot off lol then over the mic you hear .... what the fuck that was bullshit your fucking modding dude nice aimbot LMAO .. well maybe if you didnt buy your account youd be better faggot

  • @CrackinVTEC666 define legit?

  • @Aroupaaa i attained 10th prestige through gameplay 90% of that gameplay being free for all.... NOT a 10th prestige lobby aka a LEGIT 10th prestige account

  • @CrackinVTEC666 okay now properly spell it all, then maybe i will believe you

  • @CrackinVTEC666 okay now properly spell it all, then maybe i will believe you because legit people dont need to brag.

  • Johnny

    Total Douchebag

  • 1) It's impossible to look up while sticking your tongue out.

    2)You just tried that, but it is not impossible.

    3)You now think you are retarded for trying that.

    4) Now you are smiling or even laughing.

    5)You have wasted over a minute of you life reading this comment.

    6) Your smiling again aren't you?

    7)Copy and past this to at least 2 videos.

    8) Thumbs up if you think it's funny and works.

    9) I know eventually some troll is either going to dislike this comment or reply trying to get attention.

  • Modern warfare 2

    -noobtubes (people who can't shoot)

    -shotgunners (people who can't aim)

    -RPG'ers (people who suck more than a whore)

    -campers (people who want 5 kills a match)

    what a wonderfull game! :)

    one of the best games ever made, only noobs can win!

  • @Dean1877ftw and most of the players are noobs, so its true. LOL

  • RAPE!!!!

  • i love campers