I can't listen to an Australian talk without thinking in my head, "croiky!". LoL...cool accent. I picked up a British accent when I went to live in England when I was a little kid but that's not as fun.
first and foremost i love to see a comedian take down a heckler, so what i say next comes with a grain of salt.
how hard is it to shoot down a heckler when all you have to do is say "well i'm the one with the mic" or "you payed to get in didn't you" or "i'm comedian it's my job to make people laugh and you can't do it".
there are lots of generalized anti-heckler comments that many of em use. none original, none all that funny, people just laugh because a drunk idiot is being embarrased.
50% of these heckling vids are in australia - there cant be that many comedy clubs in australia can there or are these guys just living up to the aussie bloke arsehole stereotype?
Theres assholes everywhere. You commit a fallacy by assuming the influx of heckling videos from Austrailia are indicative of the mannerisms there. It could be that Australians are more likely to pull out that camcorder, or perhaps more likely to post their footage on youtube. Any number of reasons could contribute to why you have seen so many aussie hecklers.
nah they're living up to the GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UN-AUSTRALIAN PRICK stereotype. They're mostly in Australia cause dickheads get too pissed and dunno what they're doing, which seems to happen to fucken often over here
Best way to handle a heckler is to tell them that you have a gun, maybe wave it around a bit, and inform the heckler that after the show you are going to shoot him. Equally good and probably less illegal is too substitute the gun with a knife.
and the next act is an ugly midget - ok get the heckler back
innit27 10 months ago
why was the camera looking at the wrong guy for the first 45 seconds?
johnnie160 1 year ago 9
"i haven't seen a light this bright since i got flashed by a negro this morning"
yea... come up with a new opener, tubs
1800generalnow 1 year ago 11
/win
TrainwreckNZ 1 year ago
aha! ''who wants me to stay'' lol
ste43 1 year ago
"WHO WANTS ME TO STAY?"............. hahahahahahahahha
gozanze4ever 1 year ago 4
never seen so much win in my life :D
TheJazz2002 1 year ago
well done xavier done with skill
travishamlett 1 year ago
Lol nice moves...
iamdain 1 year ago
Man that first comic did such a favour for the follow up getting rid of the heckler and he bombs LOL
mookixox 1 year ago 3
He sounds a bit like Hamish
MasterKeiya 1 year ago 3
@MasterKeiya i was thinking that
hamish blake
HarrisandAge 1 year ago
@MasterKeiya omg he totally does
idloveadrink 1 year ago
MEH...I've seen better takedowns.
bluenotejazz 1 year ago
i serisouly dont understand his punch line the first time. some thing about loser before him?
dusty6161 1 year ago
i love the crowd's reaction to the joke the guy tells at the very end... hahahahaha
thornton85 1 year ago
I can't listen to an Australian talk without thinking in my head, "croiky!". LoL...cool accent. I picked up a British accent when I went to live in England when I was a little kid but that's not as fun.
andyrooney11 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!!! WHO WANTS ME TO STAY
jazzpsalti 1 year ago
@jacobeazy - Why should he do that chant? That's an Amurikan chant...they're Austraaaalian....get it?
carcariden 2 years ago
orite thats it im fukin off
lmaoooo
compfreak1 2 years ago
Get him Xavier!!!!
TheKellyfastuca 2 years ago
first and foremost i love to see a comedian take down a heckler, so what i say next comes with a grain of salt.
how hard is it to shoot down a heckler when all you have to do is say "well i'm the one with the mic" or "you payed to get in didn't you" or "i'm comedian it's my job to make people laugh and you can't do it".
there are lots of generalized anti-heckler comments that many of em use. none original, none all that funny, people just laugh because a drunk idiot is being embarrased.
XthawiscokidX 2 years ago
if i was xavier, while the heckler was walking out, i would of started a chant with the microphone..
na na na na, na na na na, ayyy ayy ayyy, goood bye
jacobeazy 2 years ago
wow real original bud
Flashbang09 2 years ago
@jacobeazy Already done, you're just copying from the last vid that links to here (John DeBoer)
Mavrick295 1 year ago
@jacobeazy
And that's why you didn't have the microphone.
thobern 1 year ago
to bad that would be gay
DrDre300 1 year ago
@jacobeazy that's why he's up there and you're not...
TheoBrixtonTheKid 1 year ago
xavier's my idiot
Bighairyfart 2 years ago
this guys good but rodney rudes the master of takin down hecklers
nickyboy22071989 2 years ago
Nope George Carlin
Neil2293 2 years ago
"WHO WANTS ME TO STAY"
you hear some go like "fuck off"
thats funny
Dipsetinstrum 2 years ago 83
yes he said that (the heckler)
eyzonm3 2 years ago
The only thing funnier is the next comment:
"Who wants this guy to stay?"
*everyone cheers*
Secundinius 2 years ago
@Secundinius are you a fucking retard?
Zuxinowo 2 years ago
ahhh wonderful
aussie pride!
SeizureTURTLE 2 years ago
"Who wants me to stay?"
*silence*
Ouch. I felt that in my heart.
brownaleboi 2 years ago 22
he deserved it though, haha.
hissclick 2 years ago
haha... funniest thing EVER!
Tsugo582 2 years ago
when he said 'chris evans' for some reason i was expecting the guy from fantastic four to come on =_=
fluxeffect 2 years ago
WOO! ...I love Xavier Michelides!!!! <3 He's my idol! PROUD AUSSIE!
0MyChemicalRomance3 2 years ago
First of all, Xavier Michelides, what a name.
Secondly - that heckler just got served ha
squibmalik 2 years ago 7
I for one am just glad all of you can spell.
jchat1984 2 years ago
One of the most nervous, boring handlings of a heckler on record
ListenToBigFace 2 years ago 3
"Who wants me to stay!?"
"....Fuck off."
shadster20 2 years ago 7
haha, that moron backed off.
Ladiesman1447 2 years ago
Taken down so badly, he actually left.
Awesome.
fuckyounakedbluejean 2 years ago
lmao 2nd guy who came on....1st joke...failed....
prisoner12a 2 years ago 7
lol yeah
chillskid 2 years ago
lol I was thinking the exact same thing ... ouch
murdoch44 2 years ago
50% of these heckling vids are in australia - there cant be that many comedy clubs in australia can there or are these guys just living up to the aussie bloke arsehole stereotype?
wolfman8325 2 years ago 9
Theres assholes everywhere. You commit a fallacy by assuming the influx of heckling videos from Austrailia are indicative of the mannerisms there. It could be that Australians are more likely to pull out that camcorder, or perhaps more likely to post their footage on youtube. Any number of reasons could contribute to why you have seen so many aussie hecklers.
ArtfulDawdger 2 years ago
nah they're living up to the GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UN-AUSTRALIAN PRICK stereotype. They're mostly in Australia cause dickheads get too pissed and dunno what they're doing, which seems to happen to fucken often over here
grande18 2 years ago
no
its just there are alot of aussie comedians
because there funny
slamt08 2 years ago
aussie bloke arsehole ???? wat the fuck your obviously not well traveled.
ggllnc 2 years ago
Gave the heckler who was drunk off his ass a chance to say something and he said "Show us yer tits" which I think is good form. Heckler wins.
porterhouse 2 years ago
yeah, for being drunk he did win that
redfury0156 2 years ago
you are a fucking idiot. Lol
vanhalen901 2 years ago
If only the heckler stayed for the next guy...he could have won the audiences affection back!
JonniNixon 2 years ago
" Haha, man tits.... (dead silence) anyway". that killed me.
jd1060 2 years ago 3
you canNOT beat the only person in the room with a microphone.
GDripple27 2 years ago
Hehe he sounds a bit like Hamish Blake.
tikalal 2 years ago 8
i think he sounds more australian
GNRule123 2 years ago
Best way to handle a heckler is to tell them that you have a gun, maybe wave it around a bit, and inform the heckler that after the show you are going to shoot him. Equally good and probably less illegal is too substitute the gun with a knife.
Monkey200728 2 years ago
HAHAHA!!!!
Berglekutt 2 years ago
LOL - the last 5 seconds were classic - new guy on stage and fails straight away
boru1982 2 years ago 128
Yeah, that is nearly impossible if you have the crowd charged for the guy behind the microphone.
fish4fish19 2 years ago
That Really Was The Saddest Moment In History Of His Life LoL
DreamInCream 2 years ago 5
The ultimate.....Comedian forces an exodus with the crows help :)
Dupster1234 2 years ago
did the other comedian say NIGRO?wtf
pedinoway2 2 years ago
lol
"WHO WANTS ME TO STAY"
*Silence*
LOL
lip233 2 years ago 12
no lol "who wants me to stay"
*silence*
"fuck off"
eminemforlifenoshit 2 years ago 5
awesome
stupidyoungmanvideos 2 years ago
A+ Nice job.
thewoodscall 3 years ago
lol who wants me to stay.. dead silence
fabsywabsy 3 years ago
haha that was great, he handled that well.
Digitz111 3 years ago
Lol I like how when the guy said, "Who wants me to stay?" it went completely silent and then some random guy yelled, "Fuck off!"
I almost fell out of my chair.
EpicISpy 3 years ago
Effing gold. Nice work Xav
jasonchatfield 3 years ago
xavier michelides is one funny sucker & handles hecklers heaps better than michael richards
Edivision 3 years ago
I was there that night!! That was so weird!
edster42 3 years ago