Christmas Greetings 2009

[natyuotube]

I'm loving these

[daddysromangel]

id give him some broad minded sex 

[ASDKAODJAKSJ]

I can relate.

[SicSyke619]

...extinction of our specis, merry christmas

[theonefoster]

You started "2,3,4" but Silent Night is a 3/4 song so it only has three beats in a bar. The into should really be "1,2,3" then. But I'm just being pedantic - another great vid! :D

[manrayer88]

lol

[AnarchisticLeper]

It actually took me a while to realise that he was no longer singing Silent Night.

[kbd192]

I disliked cuz it made me sad for Graham :'(

[spinemelter2000]

I can relate to most of the things somegreybloke talks about. But I think sex is overrated as a measure of personal accomplishments. Is it anything besides a superficial accomplishment that gives people immediate and temporary gratification? I've never had sex, so maybe I'm the wrong person to say so. He has an ex-wife, so someone liked him at some point. Maybe he will meet another woman and get remarried.

[Ersa1a]

Current cocktail; Codeine #4 (60 mg), Vicodin 5/500, Lorezapam, dispensary bought purple dank and a shot of Jim Beam.  And I'm more upbeat than this poor guy. Jesussss.

[alfiesmachinima]

i lolod at your song

[jtpruzz]

your videos just make me want to get off the internet forever and throw away my computer, i hope theres not actually people out there like this

[YutaBaby07]

@jtpruzz

there are... it's sad. D:

[dutchbb1979]

@jtpruzz Did you check the ratings? You're in the minority. Maybe you should get off the internet forever.

[thedoctorand]

Nice TayZonday joke.

[Elzisawesome]

poor hobo!!LOL!!

[Falcon6998]

Amen to people who realize that we don't have to care about what other people think we should title the video! So uh.. Yeah I'm pretty excited to have seen my first video on YouTube with "Christmas" instead of ew.. X-mas..

[MyPersonalVendetta]

He only has one Christmas card. Lol!

[Hazalator]

Graham i think u should get MSN, u meet lots of girls over MSN ;) lol

[grafters74]

Lol what a laough ;-) lolplolplolp

[pspfan68]

aww i feel sad now

[grieva666]

that annotation cracked me up

[runer4]

HEY... he didnt get my Xmas card D:

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

well that wasn't at all depressing... =P

[absentmindedprof]

I love your uplifting holiday messages, Graham!  You rule!

[Bobfis341]

I love the bottom F at the end!

[MikeWoohoo]

0:42 god kill me now

[c64c64c64]

lol

[johnmoseling]

oh man! that is so sad :-((

[kirksb1]

poor guy ;(

[satan163]

thankx 4 song :(

[XKillerKandiX]

i think e should try out fir that america got tallent shit :)

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

sad

[LilacKitty]

:( sad face. Poor Grey bloke.

[Darwinsgift]

Grey blokes are clearly born singers!

[gemzee82]

The BEST part of this video is the string of christmas cards, or should I say christmas card! :)

[pigsbishop99]

Isn't illegal now to sing songs like that on the grounds that they are 'anti-islam'. I might be wrong, but as it is now illegal to tell the truth about religion, then that must be illegal as well, I'd have thought.

[Fezziekid]

Poor somegreybloke!. You'll meet that special someone on some conspiracy theory forum somewhere yet.

[Eugensdiet]

I got the same card from my auto insurance dealer. Try 20, I've gotten used to it.

[tomroutledge]

Graham sounded horribly suicidal at the end with that good bye.

Top video, though. Shame about the lack of videos recently. Especially when it says 'New video every two weeks or so' abouve the mini-profile...

Oh well, another depressingly wonderful video. 5 stars.

[26musiclover]

lmao

[bigpimppappa]

Brilliant! One of you tubes best comedians!

[groomdoggi]

How did I not get this??? Having said that, I wish I'd done a "reaction video," like the 2 girls 1 cup thing. That was THE saddest Christmas card I have ever experienced. [[hugs]] to the grey man!

[AmelieBrooks]

ok. "Grey Bloke" ... I do not like your Stuff at all ... and I just do not watch ... instead of leaving mean Comments ...

[Sunalion]

Happy New Year, somegreyvbloke.

[Sh0nin]

sadface :(

[AbbyBrookeSeveng]

lol wow your teeth are yellow!

[ShiftyCelt]

Man i hope this is nonsence. If not, Grey Bloke know that a lot of us, many many, people are sharing Christmas and the New Year, wishing you well, in cyber space.

2009 is in our rear view mirror!

So keep the chin up, cheer up. Focus on the future.

It's 2010 a brand New Year!

[FriarGregarious]

What's really sad.... and I mean REALLY SAD... is that I relate. Merry Christmas and I hope you have a better New Year than I do.

Cheers

[thrivesurvive]

I wonder if the card is from the dentist.

[scriptum60]

lol @ one Christmas card hanging up. :D

[ThorGoLucky]

Thankies!

[Lankythepyro]

Who did you get the card from?

[scriptum60]

@ Lankythepyro

Me. d:

j / k

[ixiyiz]

How do I write a comment?

[alohatpikake]

@ixiyiz you have to register with You Tube ..create username and password, etc. Click on Post a Text Comment....

[ixiyiz]

@alohatpikake Thank you . You are very smart. Is ixiyiz a username? I am new on this thing of internets. What is a password?

[alohatpikake]

@ixiyiz not the place to give internet lessons. You are writing comments, so you must have figured it out. I'm the fool!

[lilly3454]

Haha he stays exactly where he is to breathe in.

[JGBlack]

what does it mean??

[lilly3454]

It's a reference to Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday :p

[alohatpikake]

Now my Christmas is complete. I know the "no sex" part is the hardest. Thanks for sharing how many of us feel...Mele Kalikemaka!

[allthebrokenchildren]

Awh Happy christmas to you.

[wojuTBG]

:P nice hehehehe

[VITASart]

SomeGreyBloke.. you're such a flirt..x

[otocan]

Poor Grey Bloke!

You can come eat with me next year :)

[Lituofu]

Merry Christmas All

[bobobot0]

it's not better for me, but merry xmas anyway

[tomasferret]

Mary xmass dude

[Vulgarsage10]

Merry Christmas Bloke!

[jennbeez]

Actually, I spent the day editing wikipedia. But thanks for the best wishes anyway, Mr. B. And Happy New Year to you, too.

[JolleSax]

Too sad computer screens don't send Christmas cards. Even none from your best friend...

Merry Christmas bloke

[loutyr]

Always top drawer...a smile to last into 2010! Keep on singin!

[LESFLEURSDUSOLEIL]

Have some sex with yourself.

[Boscotfp]

merry Christmas bloke

[n3whous3]

Merry Christmas to you too Mr Gray Dude :D

[locouk]

Last comment! LOL

[BritSwedeGuy]

The Greyest Xmas ever.

This was, in fact, the Queen's original Xmas Message.

[fbridge]

goodbye? au revoir surely ...

[Writious]

Start collecting cats fool.

[Verm1n]

Or snakes and newspapers.

[RawringAtYouNoobs]

Loving the single christmas card in the background xD

[prhea1st]

Come to Oregon and visit us.....

[btrcool1]

it's another year closer to death, another year without any sex!!! :D hahahahhahahahah

[joslam04]

awesome i love it. especialy the tay zonday joke about the breathing (Y)

[HCFC13]

brilliant as allways

[parsnip23x]

Very nice, sorry you're spending Christmas alone.

You make me laugh though, so, that's something.

Merry Christmas everyone!

[mynamesdan]

is that guy okay?

[Saie]

looooooooooooool... heactually singinggggg

[StanleyDonwood]

You can join me

[AuShawster]

I am worried about Graham. He sounds a little depressed.

[MissStyk]

Me too, we should bring him a cassarole or something.

[AuShawster]

I'll bring the casserole you can give him the sex

[IamtheonlyJEM]

brilliant!!!!!!!!! My day has been made!!!!

[mediocreO]

legend.

[bushwaakka]

epic!

[DVincentW]

I have to go cry now...

[DrGonzoPrototype]

-.- let me guess ure alone even when ure not alone.

Merry Christmas, happy new year, one year closer to death! ;]

[Ken220280]

You're always welcome to come and spend your Christmas with us - I'll expect you at around 1pm... I'll send the heavies round to collect you!

[Ackdar]

Was that annotation a chocolate rain reference?

[MrTomtom666]

well that was sad

[dandraven]

Your more than welcome to eat with my family this year for dinner. Or as an alternative you can pretend to be there via a web cam or not ha ha

[benza435]

merry christmas graham!  ratm ftw

[drewskione]

Hi Mr. Grey Bloke

[rocksoliddude1]

merry christmas Graham.

[sickedsam]

slacker ...

[unmitigatedgall]

JEEPERS, how depressing... I think I need a drink.

[Soviet7799]

Aww happy xmas :D

[PlanetBongoSan]

gawd bless us every one

[EvilLamas]

WTF?

[unHalo]

That's the spirit!

[cedarpose]

aww I feel bad for him ha ha

[laraesque]

Oh man, TGB, you are one sad guy. But you've got all of us. Happy Solstice. The sun will be back; don't worry.

[hotfelidae]

pmsl

[Kakarotz]

Unfortunetaly, it isn't better for me.

[godrodemyscooter]

youre lackin man

[lzyboy92]

lol biggest downie

[timonziom]

You are so optimistic :D

[Florence00pi]

merry Xmas mate ;-)

[beatlesnumber9]

i love this guy!!!!!!!!

[MrVersipellis]

ROFL!!!

[gre3nDAYrocks]

HAHHA

*I stay exactly where I am to breathe in

[PeaceLoveEtc]

brought a tear to my eye. ill buy him a nice hooker for christmas...

[AlTheAtheist]

What a lie..

I had sex with that grey bloke 3 weeks ago.

No.. he didn't call.

[RabidLarmer]

Good I see you got my Christmas card Graham, lots of love, Mum.

[LMMAC68]

somegreybloke rocks!

[johnmcassful]

prick

[Joostbeers]

Who sent you the christmascard?

[DARKnDODGY]

hahahahhaa......top animation....check out my "animals on weed" vid.......

[ouiser5000]

Climategate's a joke, as are ALL your conspiracy theories. You're chockful of illusory superiority. "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell

[boogaloo80]

Try actually looking into it.

[tko369369]

I feel sorry for him.......D= Ill send him a gift......A inflatable sex doll will do XD

[xmcflyxxx]

LMAO like the only 1 card in background lol

[Meowpeee]

@xmcflyxxx Probably to himself.

[mcrbillytalent]

haha i stay exactly where i am to breath in XD

[topcat4eva]

Merry Christmas!

[xxxIR1337xxx]

merry fucking christmas :)

[johnnyonline]

you have a beautiful singing voice mr grey. take care and have a prosperous new year.

[karatepirus]

Merry xmas somegreybloke. Thanks for this years vids ;)

[JollyGraham]

I concur with jbdazen. Merry Xmas. Thanks for the videos.

[comingfrommyhead]

if that doesn't make you feel christmasy nothing will

[bazz991]

Lets all put a dollar in to get him a nice escort =) well deserved I reckon!

[rab631]

lol another year closer to death and no sex classic lol

[matenzo]

merry xmas somegreybloke

[rainbowconnection1]

haha depressing, LOOK AT MY MUPPET HAVIN A XMAS DRINK, to my brothers xmas song he wrote and prerformed, really catchy

[NinjaRiise]

Bwahahaaha no sex lol

[vanishingyouth]

** i stay exactly where i am to breathe in

amazing.

[bixby2000]

Oh poor, poor sweet grey blokey...

sigh...

Here, something to do : a X-mas tree, I mean a <<<<<-

some deco : °°°ooo*** §§§

some candles ; ; ;

Have a nice deco time

And well, all this, one way or the other isn't it all just for decorum ?

:p

[jbdazen]

That's rather sad, dude. Hope it's just the character that's lonely, not its creator ;-)

[revilo314]

My Ho couldn't make it to mine for Xmas. Stupid bitch.

I am joking of course. I have no Girlfriend.

[tobywarlord]

poor graham , you can come to my house for christmas if you want.

[FuenEli]

This vid made me a little sad, and i thought about the other millions of other people who spend Christmas alone or with no presents.

[scouse8423]

aww he's only got one christmas card :(

[Jelly50cent]

Come on over for Christmas dinner. Live in NC? Merriest of the day to you, loved the song.

[lipsoverpoison]

Aww sad and funny. I feel bad for you though, I'd invite you over if I was going to be home this year. Haha.

[DarkFox1596]

Your song brought tears to my eyes.

[LoveVampire]

I would spend my xmas with you!

[TheParanoidDuck]

Good Tay Zonday reference. :D

[Yakovich]

It doesn't matter how bad things look you still have to remember that once you were the strongest and fastest sperm out of millions...

(Cheers for the good wishes mate)

[veejayuu]

I feel much the same, mate. But don't despair.

I may be too fat, old and ugly to attract a desirable member of the opposite sex but a take-out from my favourite Tandoori Restaurant instantly rescues me from actually giving a damn either way... mainly.

That's not to say, if the right person were to chance my way, that I'd turn down the physical act of intimacy for a plate of a Mushroom Biryani with Bombay Aloo and a Cobra... both would be my ideal... she would need to be a good looking sort...

[BabmerChan]

@veejayuu you're probobly indian.

[sickedsam]

hahahahahahahaha

[veejayuu]

sickedsam, may you ever bask in mirth and merriment, now I'm replete...

[veejayuu]

Thank you BabmerChan. Someone in this world has taken the time and trouble to notice something I said, I'm filling up now...

I'll always treasure your reply.

[isaactroth]

Brilliant.

[trinacrys134]

Aww Merry Christmas Bloke!

[BobTheHappyGoth]

Loving the dig at chocolate rain bravo

[visitor3107]

At this time of the year, Im always reminded of the words of my alcoholic ex-con neighbour when the police came and took him away.

Merry F$ck1ng Christmas you f$cking Arse f*cking holes

And there was a tirade against authority in general, most of which I couldnt really hear

I thought it was nice that he could still wish them a Merry Christmas.

[Illyria23alyssa]

Poor GB. If he were real, I would reccomend him coming to my house! ^_^

[mitenzouki]

geeze... you know you can come over to my place for christmas if you want... seriously it'd be cool we'll feed you and everything

[Justavaragejoe]

great vid pmsl have a good crimbo

somegreybloke

[optiuum67]

Come round mine Grey Bloke. I'm going to drink a litre of rum sitting in an empty bathtub. You can watch telly or something.

[SOPERFECTT]

Beautiful voice

[rathink]

I like how he takes the piss out of tay zonday, 'I stay exactly where I am to breath in'

[maddaleena]

Merry Christmas <3

[mrfilanges]

Happy Christmas Grey Bloke, you can always pop round to mine if you've got nothing else on. The wife and I were just going to get a pizza or somesuch, but there's always room for another small one...

[messibouti99]

can i come also?

[mrfilanges]

Of course you may, I'm in South Bristol, if that sounds realistic, e-mail and I'll send you my address.

[messibouti99]

What a coincidence!!

I am in Bristol (Downend) also!!!

[mrfilanges]

Oh, well you'll definitely have to pop down then. I'm near the southern end of the 76 bus route. Presumably it'll be running on Christmas day!

[fopp69]

That was the performance ever!