"The League" 3 Penis Wine Infomercial

[PluralOfEverything]

A snake IS a penis.

[EaglesFan264]

The league is the best lol

[CoolStoryBish]

Press 7 to get permission to fuck that guys wife.

[brotherbear92]

Press 6 to have your balls cut off.

[ATLNINJA]

Where's my Canadian Xanax?

[harrymatadeen]

Penis is the name of the game.

[dontscrewtheworld]

just so you know, snakes don't have penises. they have a hole called the cloaca, which they do EVERYTHING out of.

[YaNkAsSaSsIn]

For all the for 747 faggots out there ask jon if he thinks u are indeed a faggot by repeatedly pressing 2

[Bbarbiexox]

How in the hell do they come up with this stuff? Its stupid funny...

[Racer85ta]

do not take a long car ride with your family... trust me 

[drakegod84]

Jon I can't find this stuff, where did you get it? did you have to go to China for penis wine?

[threepeniswine]

you're my namesake, just saying...

[EATnOREOorDIE]

i will take that penis and turn it into the finest three penis wine anyone has ever made!

...... in my bathtub lol

[mia234567]

How do you know how dicks taste like ? :/

[pmeCyClOnE451]

xDD i love ruxin

[YYZ993]

Press 6.

[Trystaticus]

Nick Kroll cracks my shit up.

[rocknrolljunkie2011]

I love a man with no shame...

and i see it!!! ahh, what I was asking about. It's called "The League"? Can you post on your page when it comes on please. Those neilson ratings people sent me 2 dollars a couple of months ago to watch tv for them. 2 whole dollars. oh yea..

[viktorgoa]

i was LOLd at 2:39 at his suit!

[T8rtot991]

fuzzy teeth......WTF CANADIAN XANAX??anD WHAT MAG??

[T8rtot991]

fuzzy teeth......WTF

[zammer990]

Take a sip and feel 3 penises inside YOU.

[nonamenumberfive]

gentlemen, take a sip...3 penises + your mouth = happiness. bahaha omg i love this showww

[GunitDragon]

I did slug a bottle of this and just plowed the snot outta my wife. It was... monumental stuff.

[kpatel233]

3 penises + your mouth = happines!

[Thelordofcatfish]

744 people got their penis made into wine.

[presidentillclinton]

LOL the slogan. "Hey guys.. take a sip"

[comedyfan4325]

If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

[CFH4REVer]

Ohh...that really does taste like dick...

[SuperJosephVincent]

mentlegen your penis and three mouths equals happiness

[DjOver9000]

lolol

[Gool349]

a snake IS a killer penis

[MrJUACATA]

are you high?

[12idontno]

i thought he was familiar

[robbie172006]

"its not gay i got it out of a magazine" lmao i cant wait for the league season 3 oct 6th mark it on your calendars

[Haydog17]

That stuff does really taste like dick.

[lambonut6]

jon lajoie doesn't give a chainsaw about legal disclaimers

[themoocrew1]

740 people bought girl snakes

[Nragemachine]

That really does taste like penis.

[BoboboBoBoBoboSucks]

ALL PENIS, NO BALLS!

[BoneJanglez4419]

@BoboboBoBoBoboSucks ok... some balls, BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO NOTICE

[balltopleft]

@BoboboBoBoBoboSucks alright some balls

[ryandonian]

@BoboboBoBoBoboSucks some balls, but not enough for you to notice...

[319qwertyuiop]

@BoboboBoBoBoboSucks False. There are some balls, but not enough for you to notice.

[MultiRump]

lol he said fuck!

[Smurvil]

Hey Guys, Take A Sip, And Feel 3 Penises Inside Of You!

[Kaissie3]

Come back to Canada! We have plenty of deers! :]

[Oblivion9873]

@Kaissie3 u do realise that he is canadian?

[Kaissie3]

@Oblivion9873 If YOU didnt realize, I wrote come BACK to canada, he was on tour.

[Oblivion9873]

@Kaissie3 sorry my bad, thought u said "come to Canada", must of missed the "back" part.

[hex304]

Hard to find deer in the greater Chicago area? Probably harder to find a gun than a deer.

[c0rnmorphs]

the penis on a snake is up its ass but to the end of the tail and yes they cum =p

[Rock3tfinger]

@c0rnmorphs Snake expert, huh? :D

[c0rnmorphs]

@Rock3tfinger err yeh somthing like that =p

[avvsumal34]

Fucking. Disgusting

[Onkills]

@avvsumal34 jeah

[AnArabianKnight]

The Amazing Penis Villain Strikes Again!!!

8=D~~~~~~~~~~~(Y)

[562tap]

i think he means 3 vagina wine

[stennis1213]

@562tap At least it's not 3 gorilla uterus wine. They have to be cooked first. LOL!

[bmanrulz828]

9 penis wine

Human,dog,deer,snake,kangaroo,­cow,pig,mouse,unicorn

[cyrodiil51235]

my mom came in as a was watching this cause i was laughing so much now she's laughing as well. Thanks Jon lol

[horrormasters]

737 people could only have 2 penis wine

[pwnsaurus]

I think they're girl snakes

[mischamc]

2:47 how does he know how dicks taste?

[ArmedTaco]

WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEEEEN IS SEASON 3 COMING OUTTTTTTTTT

[ninja217ful]

Is 3 5 and 9 penis wine real

[jimenezbadboy]

where the fuck is the penis on this thing xD

[NotRightN0w]

it really does taste like dick.

[Esoparagon]

I thought it was a joke but it's real. lol -_-

[MollieeMalfunction]

N'awh, so touching :')

[liljosh598]

"All Penis No Balls"

[wardenswrath]

@bahnherd It's probably rice

[ChristiaanL14]

3 Penis's + your mouth = happiness.

[Christoferro125]

1:11 LOL !!!!

[SoullessAbomination]

I will fucking pass on drinking liquid penis

[thugly921]

it's not gay, I got it out of a magazine, hahah

[krepalina1]

it does really tastes like dick hahahahhahahaha :)))

[omgeverquest]

@TWERGproductions you suck your videos are like blue waffles

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[omgeverquest]

i put on yahoo answers ''would you suggest 3 penis wine?

[deadmenx]

/watch?v=KhUoC0ZPerA I can't believe that penis wine is REAL OMFG

[Alucard2714]

731 people were so impotent that even the 9 penis-wine couldn't help them.

[newlife2lol]

it realy dose tast like dick lmfao

[SmackCity197]

"Some balls, but not enough for u to notice"

[Minakou1]

I would think that in the snake's case one would consider the snake itself to be the penis.

[theredgirl222]

"order your penis wine today and feel 3 Penises inside of YOU."

LMAO!

[Gigameth218]

@PandaLmao penis

[MrStrassenapotheker]

He said 23 times penis. in 3 minutes 5 sekonds.

[TheLibermania]

@MrStrassenapotheker ive counted 24, :) and thats my new slogan if anyone asks.... "All Penis, NO BALLS" with that acting :)

[heyheyume]

like this if Taco was the only reason you watched the League!

[Biohazard1999]

@heyheyume get a fucking life

[itzMe776]

i think im goin to order that 9 penis wine.

[ACFriday6]

im ordering this shit right now!

[ivioo]

"where the fuck is the penis on this thing?"

[FunkySkunk90]

Ultra Premium 9 Penis Wine ??? Crazy :D

[davidlofgren96]

omg once i smelt meat for a week when there was no meat around me :/ after eating kfc...

[Fanatic2020]

Hes fucking adorable <3

[XyloVinyl]

Gentlemen, 3 penises + Your mouth = Happiness......Ugh that really does taste like dick!

[Nickcas55]

its not gay, i got it out of a magizine.

[xHUNGNASTYx]

That really does taste like dick? and hot might you know what dick tastes like?

[iscaryou]

you know i would normaly think redsfan293 is just joking but he misspelt chinese so idk

[frankixoxo13]

3 penises plus you mouth = happiness :L

[frankixoxo13]

3 penises plus you mouth = happiness :L

[SatanMadeMe]

Lol you all are stupid, he's quoting Jon's new music video.

Learn to fucking be a Lajoie fan..

[julietanimeluvr13]

ooh, hes cute :3

[1chigo2277]

redsfan293 Japan isn't a Chinese country stupid.

[AliceMarr]

mmmmmmmm would like to drink HIS penis wine from the source.....er....I guess that is TMI :P

[Suku919]

People probably really DO make penis wine somewhere in the world

[redsfan293]

@Suku919 Yeah, apparently they drink it in the chinease countrys, like japan.

[sliptodaknot91]

@redsfan293 someone needs a geography lesson

[KittenKhaos]

@redsfan293 ummm i think you mean asian countries lol

[redsfan293]

@KittenKhaos Nope that was a joke. Its a line from Jon Lajoie's (AKA Taco) newest music video on youtube

[KittenKhaos]

@redsfan293 oohhhh i didnt see that one LOL muh bad!

[redsfan293]

@gryziu84 What I said was a reference to a Jon Lajoie (AKA Taco) video on YouTube. Look up "Very Super Famous." Also learn to spell you fucking idiot.

[George14PK]

@gryziu84 Hahaha its a reference from his 'Very Super Famous' video.. you fucking idiot.

[MrKusagari]

@redsfan293 ahahaha chinease...

[rishik17]

@redsfan293 haha. good one!

[redsfan293]

@laharl69cirno Herp, derp. Your a dumbass. I was refering to the Jon Lajoie (AKA Taco) video on youtube called "I'm very super famous."

[cyco2kill]

@redsfan293 it's spelled Chinese you ignorant asshole

[redsfan293]

@cyco2kill I was trying to seem stupid in the comment you dumb fuck.

[cyco2kill]

@redsfan293 oh dude... how unfortunate, you didn't get my joke. The main point of what you said was about chinese countries LIKE JAPAN, and instead of me saying: "you ignorant butthole, that's a whole different country and culture and bla bla" I seemed to have a problem with you misspelling Chinese... and now that you called me a dumb fuck I had to explain to you what the fuck I was saying, thus making you look like a dumb fuck not getting a sarcastic/ironic remark like that

[redsfan293]

@cyco2kill On the internet it's hard to determine if someone's being sarcastic/ironic unless it's obvious, so my bad.

[disturbaholic]

if you want some deer penis just go to leyawiin and talk to weebam-na he knows a guy who was run out of town who opened a restaurant that served powdered deer penis

[CoolJohnDog]

"If you drink nine penis wine, you will not. stop. fucking."

ROFL

[greenandyellow13]

BEST SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anistonlover08]

..........in my bath tub.

[Gijops]

man i should sell deer penis on craigs list

[PandaLmao]

If I hear the word penis again i think I'm going to shoot someone

[iswillstep7]

@PandaLmao

Penis!

[wojo15jg]

@PandaLmao penis

[Rorschach202]

@PandaLmao penis

[rendros88]

@PandaLmao Read this out loud: "Penis"

[PandaLmao]

@rendros88 Oh fuck this shit I'm going to get my shotgun

[rendros88]

@PandaLmao Soooo, you gonna shoot yourself? Cause, technically, you said it.

[PandaLmao]

@rendros88 NO I said someone and someone is anyone near to me in a radio of 2km

[rendros88]

@PandaLmao Oh... Not my fault though!

[PandaLmao]

@rendros88 Now it's too late...

[rendros88]

@PandaLmao You shoot too fast?

[PandaLmao]

@rendros88 hell yeah!

[Bobet8997]

@PandaLmao

Penis

[tehpeasant]

@Bobet8997 mean

[Bobet8997]

Respond to this video...

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[Jefgg]

"The League" is my favorite show. I still don't know why they call him Taco. It was really hot when Ruxin's wife called him Tacito. She is red hot smokin'. Ruxin really outkicked his coverage with her.

[Biohazard1999]

@Jefgg the league is fucking great :D I watched whole two seasons in one day ;] 

[adamk171]

what does it say in chinese?

[PandaLmao]

@adamk171 cause it's sake (rice wine), and the sake comes from china LOL

[zuubermann]

"feel 3 penises inside you" I'm not quite sure what to think of that....

[FBIagentNinja]

727 people can't find their penis!

[zuubermann]

i wonder off what animals the other six penises in 9 penis wine are

[Legionbass19]

@zuubermann Humans.

[AliceMarr]

That is seriously one of the grossest looking drinks I have ever seen bottled. Way to go Jon! :P

[kittylactose]

do snakes really have penis's?

[MrRowan13]

@kittylactose Yeah they do.. actually... they have 2. In China is considered a very good and expensive treat.

[jonasman176]

i think ive had a bottle of that

[wetsandwich33]

Isnt that lawyer guy a famous actor

[ZechsMerquise14]

@wetsandwich33 No but hes in a couple of movies, off the top of my head i can think of the opening of Get Him to the Greek.

[selbi182]

Seriously now, how do snakes "do it"?

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

726 got their dicks chopped off for 9 penis wine.

[vicedjAlzdo]

the chinese characters at 2:54 mean Deer, Dog, Snake XD

[MrMIMISEKU]

"Where the fuck is the penis on this thing?"

[Voiderify]

finally i know what to do with the pile of snake penises in my back yard

[33333pet]

726 have snakes with a penis

[hamnoham2]

@MonocleWizard @DontOrderTheSoup

Its on the TV channel FX. They arent airing it now bc its between seasons, but when it starts again, its on alllll the time(:

[restricted31]

Haha Ruxin

"Plowed the snot out of my wife"

[daveyaziz]

that's taco not jon lajoie! so he's not gay!

[mrkodyscoots]

is jonlajoie gay??

[Obidoobenobi]

What's the address I send my dogs penis to?

[blackslongmaster]

lmao!!!!!taco is fucking funny

[phatcat1877]

how does he know how penis tastes?

[Jefgg]

Penis wine sounds like slang for urine or semen.

[DontOrderTheSoup]

is this show still on?

[NCISisbeastly]

Since when do snakes have a penis ???

[kevind1989]

@NCISisbeastly they do, hemipenes or something along those lines, they have 2 which pop out lol