From Douchebag To Scumbag In Under 3 Minutes

[LaRezNar]

you don't need a goatee to be a douchebag, dbloveskittens, you actually do it quite well without it.

[Ry112390]

With the beard, you looked like Captain Kirk.

[chrisoposnow]

A mustache can be dashing like John Steinbeck's. Around 40-years-old they become more of a dad thing. A goatee good for people who are both douchebags and scumbags like Dave Navarro.

[RandoAnonymous]

With the mustache you look like you mow lawns for a living..

[dbloveskittens]

@RandoAnonymous I wish I were that wealthy.

[catch22af]

the only way you can really wear any kind of facial hair is if you are also bald... then it would work...you can be the Grand Wizard of the KKK i heard they're the shit!!

[rocknroller167]

Women should be beaten... Ha ha! Just kiddin

[08aoc]

gud vid

[theflatman]

I don't know, I still see creepy uncle!

[St0nedM0nkey]

lol, great video

[kittykat1024]

the faces your making are so funny haha

[esthercaulfield]

KEEP THE SOLO STACHE.

[FOXnewsPropaganda]

do u reeally beat yur gurl cuz u= i think thats wrong

[cherriesandicecream]

LOL "creepy rapist goatee" LMFreakinAssOFF

[premeddancer]

the goatee look was good though... you looked a lot like bill engval or jeff foxworthy though... both, very strong redneck looks. also, your mirror has some toothpaste splatter... and umm... do you want a new shaver for christmas?

[jubilleex]

i love this so much. first of all, i would not have taken a ride with you for fear of being raped with the full beard/goatee thing. also, i have to say clean shaven is the best look for you.

[RizdeeRosie]

Grow it a little thicker, pop on a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses and start asking kids on roller blades if they know how fast they're going...

[migsio]

Too fuckin' funny, man!

[Krissio3]

Great dude!

[Ladyd2742]

the stand alone goatee reminds me of my old drama teacher for some reason. hahahaha

bwahahahaha. Gallagher! Fantastic reference.

[cashmoney224]

u shuld try a thin puterican mustache

[sllabnkcoc]

you sure do got a pretty mouth on you boy ;0 can you show us how ya shave yer pubes next cause mine always gets caught in them there clippers yer usin on yer face

[dbloveskittens]

Wow, clever, creative and great spelling. You are a true triple threat.

And, homophobic, to boot.

Dude, you must be mad popular and get tons of pussy.

Right on, because that's what America is all about.

Death to Al Qaeda and faggots! The Undertaker rules!

[sllabnkcoc]

wow, thought if anyone could take a joke it would be you...btw, i couldn't be homophobic,,,,i don't like fish ;o -3

[kubohemian]

One of your best. Thanks for making my day. Really.