Stuff You Can't Afford: Tomahawk

[nokia3210fuck]

Come to Germany and prove that it really runs 400 mph.

[gicole]

bruce wayne can afford it

[SmashemTV]

you can suck my balls for half a million dollars!

[apeson89]

stuff you would hate when having

[jrodthegreat1]

as fast 0-60 as a veyron but 3 times cheaper

[ifritejr]

stuff you would like to shit on

[Idi257]

fake and gay

[terrorfm]

F@CK you all stupid Americans sheeps

[buddydog1956]

@terrorfm Baaa ~ Baaa~

[JamesBondinification]

lol......what an ugly ride costing 1/2 $ million

[robby123ism]

i can afford tht

[Rinvirdoh]

Hmm 500k for a boiler tank with metal oreos for wheels? I could own a V-Rod, V-Rod Muscle, V-Max, YZF R1, Rocket III Roadster, Ninja ZZ-R1100, K1200S, VTX 1800, Valkyrie, CBR1100XX, M1800R, Hayabusa, 1098s for half the price hell I could throw in a Big Dog, Big Bear, Titan, Redneck Engineering, Walz Hardcore, Orange County, Saxon,

Knievel Custom, Thunder Mountain & a MV-Augusta F4CC while I'm at it. Unless it is a Transformer then no dice besides its not even street legal for fucks sake.

[S0me1weird]

Ugly as hell..

[RecklessRidersKustom]

hahaha i love the title

[VoidmasterNX]

"Designed to make the guys at your local biker bar beat you up and call you a faggot."

[WoollyMammoth9]

The kind of bike Batman would ride if he wasn't such a PUSSY!

[gaiboi16muk]

Would prefer the one from

Tron that flo rider has, or the one from the dark knight. Now THEY are badass.

[slothmog]

Those Chrysler engineers should put down their coffee cups and try going out doors once in a while. It makes a nice stand to show their motor... and stupidity! Kooks for sure.

[TheSoaDShreds]

Im pretty sure the bikers at my local bar would jack that shit

[brax69]

Stuff guys with little dicks want

[RBComp1]

Or get a BMW S1000RR for under $20k that'll do 0-60mph in 2.3s

[fuckxxx2]

@RBComp1 but can the BMW S1000RR go up to 400mph cuz the Tomahawk can

[RBComp1]

@fuckxxx2 No ones ever ridden it faster than 100mph. That figure it's just something Dodge told everyone based on it's power to weight ratio, completely ignoring aerodynamics, stability, structural integrity etc.

[atticuscorleone]

No Rockets??? Fuck you then .. Not Buying.

[atrax1000]

thumbs up if u thought it was Samuel.L.Jackson talkin'

[sniperjosh09]

i used to be able to afford a Tomahawk... then i took an arrow to the knee. Therefore i had to pay the hospital bill. :(

[monstajosh71]

I'm on a horse



[defiantprogram]

Stuff i don't want to afford

[viperx888]

looks badass too

[viperx888]

pfft i could afford this..my family is rich

[dogghousescooters]

im a thumb

[andrey25377]

Все США лохи.

(Если что я проверил вас на знание русского)

[Arseni009]

@andrey25377 сам такой

[sapher2020]

Looks like a dildo!!!

[beatweezl]

I'll take one of those.

[ngordy69]

instead of calling this "stuff you cant afford" how about maybe calling it "stuff you shouldnt waste your money on"

[steamtraintom]

just like to point out, not technically a motorcycle as it has 4 wheels, this is a single seater 4 wheeled open vehicle and TECHNICALLY makes it a very fast tractor

[skipit91]

Ok killings what is your bank & pin number? PUT UP OR SHUT UP WEENEY

[stigyo92]

a brick of steel on wheels 500k gtfo...

[MrFlyahh]

stuff u dont even want*

[tazka69]

even if i could afford that i'd stick on my ducati, that bike is fucking ugly

[prnzhamzah]

Stuff we can't afford???? As if YOU can afford it. Asshole.

[goldkodak]

hmm now i know where batman got his from.

[badstudios1]

@goldkodak batman made a biiig mistake.. he could buy a lamborghini..

[StarskyyOG]

I CAN AFFORD THAT! CLETUS GET YOUR SHOTGUN!

[KimMustonen]

Bill Gates must be Admin over this channel... I mean, he CAN change the title

[sabledawn]

Clunky styling ... a bit like a two-wheeled Buick.

[mackandcheeze1]

it's funny cause i CAN afford it..but wouldn't buy it I'm too scared

[nokillings]

i can afford it...if you don't believe I'll tell you my bank pin..

[23tbob]

My '23 T Bucket drag car with a 355" small block Chevy and automatic transmission and high stall converter will go 0 to 60 in about 2.1 seconds, and I only have about $7000 in it. So I guess I saved $493,000 (which I didn't have anyway) and my car will blow the wheels off of this thing.

[SorrellsAV]

So what happens when you have to corner it, or *Gasps* U-Turn? Good game retards, good game.

[zombiesquad103]

2.5 seconds? get a gsxr1000 or a 1000rr..or a cbr1000... lol spend 10 grand

[Chilli0912]

But does it go around corners. I haven't found 1 clip of this thing going round a comer.

[MMMenthol808]

the real question is..... will it blend?

[PETERSON1521]

batmans pissed...he wants his bike back

[gattler]

i can afford that

[mathu8814]

Wtf the viper cost 100000 and but you know

[gahzeyboe]

Ugly as fuck, though.

[225Billygoat]

Dear Santa.......

[aycrowd101]

Is this batman's motorcylce lol

[7ito1990]

ok back to the drift cycle...

[rcj361]

lucky im a millionaire

[225Billygoat]

@rcj361 Good for you

[JenniHealion]

thats a box with 2 wheels!

[xumasso99]

@JenniHealion 4 wheels, yaayayayayay

[Arorndulia]

484 people don't want to afford it, just like me. That's one ugly bike. And not even a bike.

[40intrek]

Stupid!!!

[chabawookey]

484 People can Afford it ;)

[225Billygoat]

Cool they made a bike out of black ops!!!

[Zlerrr]

i have one of those :D so did afford that :D

[WNxCatcher]

i have balls

[rudnymullenlover]

Tomahawk...No Ballistic Knifes, lol.

[sputnik2k60]

gay, id rather have a yamaha r1

[joseph5076]

i could easily buy this gay bike

[Prajoedi]

justin bieber can afford this to beat chuck norris' roundhouse kick

[bhz10]

they dont call them crotch rockets for nothing

[AntwanFuzznips]

The thing is, there are no videos of it going faster than 30mph....

[paynzie]

stuff you can't afford: respect

[Marcel80ful]

kkt



[catastrophuc]

ONE DAY

[TheOrochimaru2001]

stuff u can afford

[ryanmxn]

I'm glad your mom isn't on this list...

[stattoo32]

Guys at the "local biker bar" would recognize the rider for the R.U.B. that they are!!!!!!!!!!

[facebiter]

i wanna see it on a roundabout.

[pmp1706]

I'll stick to my bicycle

[skydragon4ever]

@pmp1706 came here to say that

[pmp1706]

@skydragon4ever Cheers my friend =D

[assymcgee1]

Fuck this thing, I'm driving Diamondbacks!

[laserstun]

*Yawn* Notice they never show the Tomahawk turning or taking a switchback? For a fraction of the cost, I'll take the race proven GSX-R.

[Alminie]

talk about pointless for that money you can by 25 motorcycles that are pretty incredible.

[56halofan]

500k just to be batman. sweet

[SharAd9943]

i can afford it idiot :)

[32greaves]

no that would be nice lol

[TheFAS009]

500k just to ride a motorcycle lmfao

[Dondarkcatcher]

dear santa.. kill this announcer

[AbadBoyDTS]

it cooks too for that money?

[32greaves]

my cbr600rr does 0to60 in same time as that thing and i only paid 7500 ha ha

[IMiteBeWrong]

@32greaves does your CBR have a top speed of 400mph?

[Brutalityist]

It doesn't fly ? i won't buy it then.

[capetorial]

@Brutalityist i could easily make this fly with about $20k i shit you not. (keeping it from crashing, totally different)

[drdeee6]

reminds me of the movie priest.. exactly the same motorcycles

[gamejestor]

Tomahawk looks like a steam-punk light cycle :D

[dylanmcbethiscool]

i can afford that as a hot wheel

[iv4nmx]

I HAVE 2 OF THOSE and i got tired of them :/

[biohazardsoldierPMK]

....But can it turn?

[FROSTI3ASAAD]

DEAR SANTA

[shub16]

HA YOU FOOL I CAN AFFORD THAT!!!!

[ywontudiekid]

y2k jet turbine superbike is better :P

[Madvillane]

So pretty much take a viper engine, throw it into the chassis of a bike, and put all the power into one wheel.

rofl, 500K can net me a nice ass Ducati and I can bank the rest.

[LostDarknight]

I hate stuff that are made for fuckin rich people only....

[BoozeForBreakfast]

Rich people motorcycles,

[OGKing420]

batman had one so i want one too

[krystian3517]

biggest shit I have ever seen

[sigmarkams]

Dear Santa...



[ThePwnedsouthpark]

@sigmarkams actualy u can mod this into a tron bike

[tubilar111]

How the hell is this even Half A Million Bucks?!!

[MrEdgis]

beter i buy gun tomahawk

[Benedocta]

What a bullshit bike...

[whiteribbonman1]

@Benedocta I have to agree with you! I wouldn't try riding that across America so it's not worth anything near its price.

[123maxence321]

stuff i don't want afford

[xQSiWannaby]

I can afford that, if was rich.

[errikoskafros]

I JUST PURCHASED A CRF250 2007 AND IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE!!!!

[Fivetoone215]

It's the new batman motorcycle!

[PurpleMoonYef]

"it's like riding a rocket" no sir, i don't think so......

[GTGgamersTOPglitches]

You cant afford it eaither so shut the fuck up hoe

[WakeUpWolfgang]

How did I get here from LEDs?

[kDICE9]

how did i get here,ow yeah i remember,i took and arrow to the knee

[mercoid]

Hiya! Dis is Jay Leno here. I'll buy 6 of those for my collection. Just becauz I can.

[punjabiboyz559]

i saw on of these at a auto show. was all beat up....looked like it was dropped a few times. doubt that one was 500k. lol

[jj3218]

my dad can afford it

[LordHannigan]

Go ahead strap yourself to an engine.

[0Minecraft0Matt0]

I have something with the same name on CoD, Hmmmmmmm

[Speedhawk45]

Isnt tomahawk a tactical item for call of duty black ops

[MrMutobuMan]

@Speedhawk45 dear lord. wow, you are something else like really. Tomahawks, in case you didnt know sir, are small, throwable hatches that have existed for hundreds of years and were used by the native americans and other ancient tribes. Its not just for fucking black ops shit.

[sendvic12]

i got here from bodybuilding

[fram4153]

I can probably get a tank for cheaper...

[TrollButsniffer]

Dear Santa...

[puppylover7788]

how did i even get here?

[dodieisonfire]

i want one blue and one red please!

[Graham527r]

Pointless motorbike cant even hit top speed without the tires exploding

[ilikecheesedude1]

CoD got me here :S

[goreziad]

i have one of those, its called a vespa ciao

[CooLFlashOo]

Уебешься на таком, и шлем не поможет, движок убьет сразу)

[xXJakePlaysXx]

Hello, I'm Bill Gates

[superman200021]

and it looks like shit

[superman200021]

thats a fucking wast of money but i could aford it and the dodge viper is less money and is more comfterable and has twies the featchers

[sk8champ01]

cant afford?? neither can you.

[dreadwulfe]

Y'know, I had a Tomahawk, until I took an arrow in the knee

[TyandJustin]

Dear Santa

[Thisismynameffs]

I want that with an integrated minigun in front

[ShamelessNinja26]

@Thisismynameffs might as well ask for batman's motorcycle...

[cezar8948]

you just got tomahawked!!!!!

[RedTailedTuna]

uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ uɐɔ ı ʞooן ʎǝH

That is expensive

[maxiscool5]

I have 8

[wlwrk4fd]

whoop-di-doo. i give a shit! I may never own one? I don't fuckin care. boo-fuckin-hoo....I CARE!

[OMEGA87975]

HALF A FUCKING MILLION ROONIES GAWD DAMN THATS FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK dont get me wrong i like it its just that HALF A MILLION SMACKAFUCKINGROONIES

[lecheshia1]

yea i like this yup i do

[mgg527]

ur ganna get ur ass robbed if u buy this shit

and its not even good

[Shockrr07]

I really dont like it, but still 500,000$ ? doesnt the stock viper cost around 85,000 ? where is the rest of the money ?

[conzAb]

I'm quite sure if you turned up at your local biker bar on that you would be going home with more than shame. 

[teamfollon55]

how the HELL did I get here from iPhone jailbreaks

[jonymex91]

@teamfollon55 Bitch, because you clicked on it.

[Itouchhelp91]

@teamfollon55 Because that is what your ipod can become if you jailbreak it.

[PencilPusher151]

They stole Batmans bike!!!!!!!

[burubura]

how do u take turns on this bike???

[uncutsquid]

That thing looks stupid



[TheDJAMI]

I LOVE IT

[billabong101666]

it's not the bike idiots, it's the helmet :)

[thegazillionmask]

what if you can affford it ?

[nadddds]

i can afford that

[helzaca1]

but will it bland

[PJFIV]

Do you accept monopoly money?

[CaptCamping]

Stuff I Cannot afford and dont care

[xxxiraqisoulxxx]

Stuff You Dont Want To ......... DIE WITH

[ofdiscordia]

wait til somebody blows an engine in that thing, you'll probly need half a mil in insurance to get medical treatment. I'm convinced there are people out there stupid enough to do that, too. Just like there are people out there willing to pay the price on this bike.

[stefen0603]

All I can think of is how many other superior items I can get for half a million dollars.

[MoviesToWatchWeekly]

Does anybody else think this looks like the batpod from The Dark Knight? 

[theTF2sniper]

Stuff i can afford:1969 dodge charger,

Wich still is 3 times better then this crap

[Thelongboardoregon]

Oh yeah 500,000 you say ?, well my homemade moutain dew bong is priceless.