Cross-Eyed Bish

[dlcowboy22]

I was FN doing the whole foot massage thing when I was watching this! LOL.

[MarTomak]

He could fight as many people as Chuck Norris. because he can.

[nacoji]

I know how you feel Matty, i was home schooled until 8th grade.

[DeltaA118]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[xPazux]

800. I'm the only one with faith.

[Frinukafy]

six because the seventh is an super duper midget ninja with super kitten powers named fluffity-poo

[supercool1412]

this girl is hot !!! i approve it tap that A**

[LtTurtle13]

-12

[blahmix1]

I can do something soo much cooler with my eyes but its way to fast to show on a camera....I can kind of make my eyes vibrate...so much cooler then cross eyes =P

[DeanS753]

None, Matty doesn't beat up children, children beat up Matty.

[KanataGamer]

Everyone type won before youtube . com

[RandomHeroNero]

i don't know the terrain they're fighting on.

[destroya21]

@WtFmAtE12244 Bitch refers to female in most cases, correct? Who else would be the bitch? I'm discombobulated as to how you missed that obvious hint

[WtFmAtE12244]

whos the cross eyed bish?

[destroya21]

@WtFmAtE12244 The only girl in this video that crosses her eyes.

[WtFmAtE12244]

@destroya21 That wasnt even good use of sarcasm. Im not even mad, just disappointed that you thought that was clever.

[lthomp28]

this video is awesome

[TintStuff]

Matt i was home schooled till high school!

my name is also matt with the nickname mattie

[bollyhollylover123]

THE PUPPIES NEED A CHANNEL!

[HaloReachHelpV1]

im fucking cross eyed u mothing fucking bum fuck dont make fun of the the cross eyed race mother fucking bass of a tard!

[angelfly48]

0 they would take him down to china town! but buy him dinner afterwards

[fbman2442]

very creepy laugh at 0:59

[lachancla10]

none

[4theloveofcomedy13]

None, he'd be too busy getting beat up by the kids... :D

[faygopenguin]

matty couldn't beat up any kids in a fight ... they all have guns now days.

[TheDjanthony13]

NONE CAUSE HIS DICK IS CROOKED!!!!!!

[decutthroat]

QOTD: What, at a time? (2) Or like back to back? (4) (random numbers ftw)

[MiIoDavis]

Me and phil have the same socks.....i'm not sure what im supposed to do with that information

[MsCleverNever]

@superbroombroom it was a girl :51

[gameplaya2022]

@superbroombroom ...it is a girl

[emilyae]

QOTD: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indyschmidt]

0:55 I'd definitely tap that.

[JibRealtalk]

THUMS UP FOR THE YORKI =) haha check out jibreal talk

[oblehthegreat]

I wonder what masturbating is like for Michael J fox

[MichaelJacksonLov01]

1...if they have some sort of disorder. Lol jk! Kinda...

[katarinagiselle]

i like it i love it i want some more of it!

[Maht25]

that girl is gorgeous!

[mogget14]

2 maybe if he hits square and does counter-attack....wait wrong game

[Toobis]

QOTD: Don't mean to be rude, but probably -1. I think Matt would probably lose a fight pretty early on, unless it was against a girl or a baby or something.

[iamjap]

Phil, what is your SB drink of choice???

[55longboard55]

what camera is he using?

[ptothelahey]

that chick needs her own intro

[nonvlog]

Crossword chick Is hot

[KingAristides]

better question of the day. how many 5 year olds could you kill before they take you down?

[iusedtohaveabeard]

@Tayfan11 brain goes on sleep mode during christmas break. haha

[sals6]

@iusedtohaveabeard lol i know the feeling.

[forkinator]

i'd hit it....crosseyed of course.

[yourmominatinybox]

There are only a few things that make me as happy as Phil's laughter ^_^

[laszvinc]

like 3 and a half infants... but once they reach toddlerism... ness he's out of his league for sho

[TheMonkeysign]

about 0, he isnt very efficent :P

[henbya94]

over 9000 because this is the internet.

[henbya94]

over 9000 because this is the internet.

[jonnyw321]

7, because thats a lucky number...

[AlleyBoy81]

The real question is "How much more Matty Boy do we want?". Answer - shit loads.

[CONNETIC1]

phil looks like a chimp

[MrIlyas13]

who is this 0:43 girl and whats her name ???? I saw her in phil's dailybooth picture. she is cute. does anyone know her ?

[ArjunDhanjal]

negative seventy two. just because.

[DeadlyDictator]

JAY AND SILENT BOB FTW FAV MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

[wtfmaker]

i'd say about 20....and only because they'd temporarily be too distracted and fucking creeped out by his freakish man-boy eyes to fight back....you get the same effect from a flash-bang, by the way..

[coadster7]

was that a dog bishshlap???!!!

[brwnipoints]

He can't beat up any.

[mypupismup]

2:50 "I was homeschooled til 6th grade"

I was homeschooled til 9th grade!! Woot!! :P

[513cjay]

Hey Phil, what kind of dogs are those?

[mypupismup]

@513cjay Those are yorkshire terriers :)

[MrTeal8]

2 and a half. He'd be beating up the third and get tired half-way through.

[GamerFrom93]

he cant, he was beaten up by a 6 year old vegetable kid, and matty was 17 at the time

[andrewbaldock22]

1 and the kid has to be in a wheel chair.

[AximusLokar]

@cousinbecky: Of course it isnt. Except when it is. Then it's hilarious.

[grungeface87]

She's fit. Even with cross eyes.

[wtfsupdude]

Let's be realistic here. Even Matty could take down two kids.

[torrid426]

(0 year old lady catches her husband getting a hand job from another lady in the nursing home. I'm just curious Harold what does she have that I dont.

Harold says Parkinsons.

[cousinbecky]

Parkinson Disease isnt funny

[anto687]

20. You pick up the first child and swing them around, incapacitating all the others.

Actually, it's matty.

Negative 3. He would need the help of three children to beat up no (zero) children.

[Kodakowl]

According to my calculations, -5. I know this because I calculated it. SCIENCE!

[blazerider6]

-1 because he would be the one getting beat up

[Silvous]

On a regular day, 0.

But on the day that the girl who goes cross-eyes at 0.59sec goes on a date with someone, he will go into the tool shed, grab a chainsaw, and make a trip to the pediatric cancer recovery ward.

[Mixxerson]

@Silvous Nice.

[AssembleTheMinions]

1 kid for every Christmas miracle

[PurpleSheeep]

4 because thats the amount of children he can physicly see.

[moneym915]

1, because he is a puss monster

[jakedaplaya]

1000 interwebs to anyone who can puts up a kickass beat using 4, 5, 6 ,7 ,8, and 9.

[leenx120]

boring

[chanelbonin2]

why dont your puppies have their own channel yet

[Bebopopotamus]

@chanelbonin2 Cause they don't have thumbs.

[TheKevinDasilva]

@chanelbonin2 Like Cory from SMPFilms' cat Mean Kitty!

[TheKevinDasilva]

@chanelbonin2 Like Cory from SMPFilms' cat Mean Kitty!

[zainadlr]

Philly D, Your so squishy-cute! I LUV U!!

[JuiceisPrettyGood]

X>9,000!!!!!!!!!!!

[torrid94]

Zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joeruiz]

Beautiful girl! Who is she?

[oneawesomefreak1]

making fun of mjf?

FOR SHAME

butseriouslyhe'samazingdon'tdo­thatagain.

[josheeT]

Is matty allowed a weapon?

[jmillx]

matts the shit he could take a good 4

[britboucher]

Aww, poor Matty. He doesn't stand a chance against said children. I think Phil should make him one of his projects. I mean, how hard could it be to get the guy a girl?

[michaelenoonan]

1 because there is always one in a wheelchair

[bw5991]

She chews gum like a retarded cow....

[Mohamed518]

you don't beat children, children beat you

[animesa]

play video press 5 and you'll take it

[redbeardo0o]

hi deffffff

[elbatista95]

Cross-eyed bitch

[Zenijek1717]

-5 kids

[Zenijek1717]

-5 kids

[Sc4r4byte]

transcrive audio+2 people talking at the same time=0.o?

[yeonathon]

keep pressing 1...

[ScarfTree]

anyone willing to help me out by being my 2055th subscriber?

[HomoKennyJizby]

When my gay lovers cock isnt rammed dowm my semen infested throat i like to spread peanut butter ll over my dogs worm infested asshole and lick it out clean.

[sohailrahiq]

The only person he can beat up is Chris crocker, but I don't think he even counts.

[jordanrussell727]

oh the world is awesome...oh, wait...what's wrong with me :(

[TheKrazy7]

he would only be able to drop the black kid from those ps3 commercials...... if even

[thatboied8]

who cares how many people Matt can beat down, MORE OF SUPER HOT GIRL!! hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothot

[LMFAOKIDISHERE]

he can beat up a kid?!!?!! :0 is it really possible

[synyztahkillah09]

300 cuz they asked a stupid question....

[bestchance5]

@seventymidgets I like how you can fit your name into the QOTD.

[CeeEstee0]

I enjoyed this video. KUTGW Philip Defranco and Co!

[NotColored]

Come on guys give him a little credit... he could as least kick ones ass.

[Nowitsraining]

WHO IS THAT CHICK? SHE"S SUPER HOT!

[aquaflare1]

QOTD:

Have him take the quiz that comes up when you google "how many five year olds could you take in a fight" and let is know

[whoooaduude]

one....cripple kid...if even

[ColonelSchafer]

He couldnt beat up any, because little kids are vicious motherfuckers and have the ele,emt of suprise.

[ObamaBobLaden]

what is the point of this video? what do you guys wanted to show? nothing? so why don't you guys just let your video camera turned off for at least 2 hours?

[DrizzyDrakeYM79]

-1 cuz anyone who can move could beat the shit out of him easily

[DeRealUno]

matt, you have DSL man.

[ztheothermikjonesz]

1.5

[ChrisMac1996]

-13 people. because thats probably the temperature it is at the airport when matt goes through the new TSA scanners........

[benjemen7]

none, kids are bad ass!

[urzasbouncer]

chukdren scare me. well i guess just small people cuz you can fit alot more small people in a room then big people

[xman342]

0!

[Caladors]

Sorry only three I don't think Matt can handle any more they just start jumping on limbs and stuff.

What do you mean why?

I thought Matt did that all the time, thats why he gets the ladies.

[Yasashiix]

All of those "press numbers" are seriously getting annoying. The first couple I saw were funny because they were clever and original, but now, everyone is doing it and they're almost all terrible, it's irritating, everyone constantly trying to get worthless thumbs ups.

[koulea]

1426 because chuck Norris is on his side ;)

[KingzEric]

Wait. when was Matt allowed to touch children again?

[eddywanted106]

Press 1,2 and 3 many times.

[jalooper]

what camera is used to film this? i want one that good for christmas

[TheHaighy98]

6 because he has a golf club

[simplypancakes]

press 0

[DanteDamfam]

Is sick of all the people who just realised from mystery gutar man that 1-9 skips to points in videos

[blackknight54564]

0 Children. The children beats him up.

[mrdude12345678]

MATT IS A CHILD BEATER!!!!!!

[XdustyXXX]

press 2 and 6 over and over again

[LucanJacups]

Mash 4 and 5 over and over again.

[bobeo1994]

Why is Matty beating up little kids?

[wittl3gurl]

Hey Phil it does look like you lost weight.....I stopped watching your vids and now I can see the difference.......I'm fat :P

[afrikaa94]

3, because he can't take the mean words.

[Gardo09PR]

that chik at 0.59 sec of the vid is HAWT!

[jocrane01]

@Gardo09PR That chick is Kate Maloney and I've asked Phill to make her hot chick of the week for a while... in vain. We should massively post this request maybe it'll work lol

[H3lloSE]

@Gardo09PR in a really REALLY weird way xD

[vindicate25]

Is it weird if one gets turned on by her eyes?

[jeebus147]

wtf is he watching at the start on is computer? porn? ... srsly

[hamroun12]

phils looking pretty buff..

[Alexismarkowsky]

0. Matty is weak, & we've known that for a long time.

[givergirl]

i saw the intro like 6 times

[w0lfxer0]

All of them.

[McGatersauce]

id give him 3....anymore than that and hes a deadman

[IlikePie1009]

puppypuppypuppypupypuppypuppyp­uppypuppypuppypuppypuppypuppy

[aBananaFromLenore]

I feel that if Matty was enraged enough, he could harm children in the mass quite easily, but he would later feel so horrible about, he'd take his own life or he'd start some anti-child-beating association and then die later of some weird cancer.

[thecrazybleep]

0, his adorable awkward crazy nerdiness would scare them away :p

[smileybabe159]

Wth was the noise at 2:58?

[loverkiss99999]

504930281029 kg/ms/ms

no more or he'll die being beat up by the kids

and no less of he'll die because he laughs too much

cause its too easy :)

[PARISINL0VE]

QOTD: you mean how many kids could beat up Matty!

[WhiteThuggsta187]

dis nigga so dayum corny en he aint all dat funni he rilli needsta kwit wastin hiz time makin wack azz vidz

[EPATAPH]

I have 20 bucks that my 10 year old could whoop his ass.....

[77Scribbles88]

wanna know who the chic is. She's cute. I hope she's bi.

[johnlasher87]

phil! who's the chick? i could spend a day or two with her :)

[xochristine64]

Phil! you are so cute! :)