2009 Comic Con: God of War 3

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[slizor09]

lol kiefreaka

[xXSWINExflu420]

cock sucker at the end, k sorry guys im gonna have to cut you off at this part

[Jeditard]

Damn right, Borat found his calling as a gonzo journslist video game reviewer

[Romanu96]

take this u fukin chewbakka

[JNN247]

they made the demo to easy

[Kimimarududeman]

Lmfao XD!! "Now come here so I may smite you.. You filthy animal" This dude is funny. Who cares if he's a little bad? He was just trying out the game and trying to have fun. Chill out

[510phoboy]

dude u shouldn't even look at this game not along playing it

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@510phoboy

Hmm. Sense of humour fail and spelling fail - combo fail!

[luca1300]

u sucka t this game and next time be kind and shut the fuck up

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@luca1300

Evidently a case of serious gamer n3rdness going on. You know, there is a world outside the basement.

[darkavatar29]

This dude's hilarious but someone needs to tell him that you press L1 to block

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@b00353

My god, you totally miss the point like really totally

[ibbishop]

Lol I played GoW long ago, bought PS3 not too long ago and got the GoW: Collection. Finished it up and got the GoW3 E3 Demo, I didn't get hit once, this dude is embarassing lol.

[51909relapseminem]

dude you suck so bad at this game.

[51909relapseminem]

@POPULARpixelPUSHER dude once you start playing this game u wont wanna stop, and with replay, u probs will be able to do bonus mode which is a mode on the original difficulty that you played and the story starts all over again except you'll have all your magic, and abilities from start to finish and u can change kratos's outfit to make him look cooler or goofier

[MrJimbosleftnut]

this guy is an idiot dude stfu plz

[6PiZO9]

this guys not an idiot hes an comedian nerd

[MrJimbosleftnut]

whatever loser go fuck your self faget.

[6PiZO9]

go home nerd u dont hav a sense of humor

[MrJimbosleftnut]

lo what a loser.

[relic184]

Lol, The Master Got Kicked Off.

[gh3fan97]

"I have a scar on my belly, and I don't look to happy about it"

LOL

[lanetothegee95]

"A little bit of a horse visectamy there" lmfao xD

[TheStewieGriffinFan]

omfg my 2 favorite things in this world are coming together?! Epic

[techassasin]

hahaha lol he got told off for play to long aT THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT ALL HAPPEND TO ALL OF US

[jaejaejaejaejaejae]

notice when zues comes up at about 30 seconds hes got an XBOX controller and not a PS3? when GOW is only on PS3.... best ever! -_-'

[Ur1stPimp]

Its the master not zues nigga

[HeavyMetalRedneck666]

Kratos has a sword that can kill an entire army with one slash. Alex Mercer has sharp organic tentacles.

Kratos kills gods. Alex has serious trouble dealing with super soldiers and normal humans. (Theseus and Perseus are demi-gods, not normal humans)

Kratos withstood a nuke at ground zero (Ares exploding) and didn't get a scratch. Alex survives a nuke by being miles away and regenerating from a small piece of meat .

You do the math.

[killerdude003]

the virus wins, even if theres 1 cell of the virus, it can always regenerate back.

[gdude009]

alex mercer ftw,,,,,,,,

[kratosgow09]

kratos kicks gods and titans ass

alex mercer sucks infected and supreme hunter's balls

[killerdude003]

marcus fenix, would chainsaw both of dem mothafucka

[gdude009]

wow thats like saying carmine woodnt get sniped in the head if he stood up

[necromantiss]

this guy really sucks in GOW lol

[jetsal]

Why do people adore the God of War series? The story is cool and what not.. But the gameplay is just button mashing and quicktime events.

[ryder62]

isn't every game be button mashing????????

[hrobbins]

I must have this game!

[SonnyMelalie619]

this guy is fucking halerious

[hardcore4377]

actually his voice is funny as hell :D

[snifa0]

you reaky suck at quick time events

[SniperWolf04]

i was listening to the announcements in the background and was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!

[ussreagan]

is not that quick time events suck, is that YOU suck at playing thast all

[ominuka]

This guy's voice is fucking annoying. It ruins the whole video.

[jhooty14]

i ganna get collecttors edition so i can get demo :)

[nickfknlegit]

why does the horn bleed when he rips it off?

i wasnt aware there was blood in them lol

[Nebelvir123987]

alien horn :-P

[XRvd15X]

lol he ripped off some of the skin, it wasn't like he was being careful about taking it off

[barqs9]

because their are blood vessel in parts of the horn closest to the head

[appledem]

sorry but who is this prick talking he is sh*t at the game and he cant talk couldn't they find someone normal to review this game

[Petjolandia]

kratos is the best

[ObsessedGeorge]

Borat playing God Of War 3???

[costaricanmang]

that was so sweet!!!

[KratosTheAlmighty]

. Kratos has gone back in time. Cant say Alex could ever do that

[goodlucks87]

sorry but GOW3 only PS3 you better have brought a PS3 dude oh well good thing I got myself a PS3 and also GTFO 360 fanboys and take your shiitybox360 with you lol

[MrLOLOS1]

which tv is this?plz guys tell me if you know

[Coldmanification]

The one who's playing is a motherfuckin asshole son of a bitch!

[abilahvac]

Whos the cocksucker that made this video? Go back to your Gaylo and whats the only other game that other system has?

[HeavyMetalRedneck666]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? QTE's are so fucking easy.

[heyitsjoshXD]

I wonder what the threesomes gonna be like this time

>:D

[FotonBurst]

play this game with this tv is very insane...

[KratosTheAlmighty]

Can this guy sound any stupider? Why is his name so called "Master"? More like Failure. It took him too long to kill the chimera. Not to mention he cant do quicktime events. He also didnt even bother to use the cestus aggainst it. Raiting on video -1000. IMO quit making videos u suspect are fnny, drop the stupid voice and attempt being a gamer. If these things are too hard. Quit playing all together. U make noobs look bad.

[showingtheway]

hmm ironic how he is probably a hundred times cooler and funnier then you.

[supertojoe]

his name being the master is a joke. the joke is for you numbskull is that he says he is the master but he actually plays crappy. it's supposed to be funny

[DJaeger]

Oh how Ironic, Killed with your own horn.

[kc6821]

looks amazing!!

[hovsec]

omg, i gotta get this game, but first i gotta buy a ps3 , lol

[lightside4]

dam that guy is funny!1 he should start hes own blog i would watch it

[br0nc096]

you mean read it?

[lightside4]

video blog daah... lol i said his voice is funny

[JulesPanuelos]

he makes tons of these

[panos3320]

when it comes to quick time events it becomes  THE NOOBS CHALLENGE

[RisingDawnStudios]

boom goes the dynamite lol, you are hilarious man, keep doing what you do.

[InfernoTempes]

Nice, you got some tail!

[SKTERBOY3221]

hahah u got cut off lol

[MarvelDCComicsHero]

GOW3 will be the most epic conclusion to any gaming trilogy ever!!!

[draker696]

Didn't know the snake could spit poison lol.

[abalokites]

yeah, the best game with the history

[comedyfan235]

this guy looks like borat talking...

[comedyfan235]

omg!! he sucks!!!

[blackmarvel94941]

is this guy never played god of war i never miss those quicktime events

[odellhamby]

master my ass that was painful to watch you suck

[NOSYPOWER]

TELL ME THIS IS FOR THE XBOX 360

[odellhamby]

nope

[blackmarvel94941]

hahaha

no sir iam afraid not

[mrmansaywhat]

it is 4 the xbox 360.. it actully isent but u told me 2 tell u... :P ps3 ftw

[KratosTheAlmighty]

if I told u it was I would be a liar.

[NOSYPOWER]

what does you face LOOK LIKE!!??!?!?!?!?!??!

[jacobcomics]

i was there at that very tv and i had anal sex with it

[zibeddy]

i have anal sex with my ps3

[Ilyasid]

wow, the guy who is talking over the game is such a cunt.

i kno this game is gonna be the best nothing to say.

ey, 360 owners, dont think that your system is next gen, its just like my original with updated video card, ram, and design, when ps3 is truly next gen, with all the extras, sorry, but its pointless saying this. Fanboys will never get it -_-. << THAT IS NOT MY QUOTE!!! I TOOK IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE< ITS SO TRUE XD

w.e, like they say, "its pointless"

imma go pre-order this game for now..

[Ilyasid]

see, told you.

[TehGameDude]

what in the hell is that background eve online-like music?

[Huglix]

«hi guys, sorry, i have to cut you off at this part...»

What secrets lie after this part?

Can't w8t!!! xD

[airsoftoverkills]

we may never no

[KratosTheAlmighty]

watch a vid and u will see

[imran12045]

come here so i can smite you.... filthy animal

give me 5 reasons why ps3 sucks Cri354

[MxGatoblue]

PS3 does not suck, it's menu could use a upgrade, and it could get better games. That would help it a lot. But for right now, it's not the better gaming console.

[willisrowe99]

1. It was made by sony

2. It cant play ps2 games

3. Looks like a BBQ

4. Its Black lol

5. If it breaks and theres a game inside you lose game :3

[pawnedbymagic]

Wrong... PS3 CAN play SOME ps2 games, I do it all the time.

[Ilyasid]

2 of those reasons are not reasonable, try something better, its like saying 360 is too white. replace 3. and 4. with something smarter kid.

[willisrowe99]

woah , woah , woah who said i was xbox fan n00b lol Haxx

[mrmansaywhat]

its black.. soo? rofl? looks better than it would if it was white.. wow about the if it brakes thing, i guess its reassuring when(yeh i said when not if) ur xbox360 dies u can get the game out, lucky 4 u..rofl and its making a add on that it can play ps2 games..and 4 ur other point, sony is one of the best electronic companys.. if anything microsoft is a pretty bad company , macs r much better in the computer front

[c0m4g1bb]

homeboy960's comment

fucking shut up god of war rules

(since i couldn't refind my comment)

Ohh goodness. I'll bet you feel foolish. I was glorifying God Of War & speaking ill of Gears of war, perhaps you should invest in paying attention or a better homeschooler. Effing dumb shits. I have gotten 100% on all 3 GOW games & this bitch says "f u GOW rocks" no shit; I knew Kratos before you knew what a controller was

[dengako]

yes it is an ugly monkie lion snake goat

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

LOOOOKS amazing !

[misternef]

Why did that guy cut off the Master? That's not right!

[SKiTzShow]

"Hi guys! Sorry, I'm gonna have to cut you off on this one"

- Douchebag minimum wage security guy -

[Kriskazam]

haha

[TheSameTeam]

boom goes the dynomite

[nicha112]

i lol'd so hard! xD

[Realacide]

boom goes the dynmite

[Armandocanacuan]

es uno de los videos mas increibles de go of war

[snuski]

cant we all just come along????

[19sigma93]

You spelled grammar wrong

[GunDream]

God dammit, you fucking suck at this. Give the controller to someone who can play.

[hinkleproductions]

Calm down...

[sean22chillin]

fuckin xbots !!! GTFO

[splo11]

JB honestly if argue with him it's just gonna become some gay comment arguement, so just stay out of it next time and let people have they're own opinion.

[JB9155825]

yes gaylord i will.........

[monkofunhappy]

looks like it should be a pretty good game.

[7Elemental]

yes, killing civilians gives you health.

just like in real life.

[sonyfan007]

better than zombies, or aliens taking over the world.

[zachdk]

assinsgod is a dumass fallout 3 & both tom clancy games are on the ps3

[indalecio21]

Hahaha you suck...

[rokin75]

agreed god of war 3 is turning out to be... sexy

[indianacheckers]

if you think blood and gore is sexy, then theres something wrong with you

[tigran914]

i am sick and tired of XBOX fanboys trying to bag on the PS3 there are 50 good ps3 releases and like three good 360 releases coming out this year and next year

[jayasenan]

i was an xbox fanboy once but I can tell you this ps3 is releasing very good games this year.

[BlackbirdMatt]

mass effect 2 will blow all ps3 games out of the fucking water so i laugh at your fanboy comment.

[tigran914]

mass effect looks awesome but can't even be compared to most other games coming out for the 360

Bioshock 2, even ODST looks better and i hate any of the new halo's

and no matter what anyone says XBOX has not added anything new to the market just remakes and sequels make a new game for fucks sake , don't just change one thing about a game and make it the second or third and hope for sales because of the name

might be long but the truth must be told

[BlackbirdMatt]

i didnt like the first bioshock odst is ok and did you even play the first mass effect? This game is about story and it looks like real people as a plus. So it is definitely going to be better then odst at least.

[neonsaber]

What? you do know that you cant really compare ODST and this, odst is a totally different type of game. its an fps, this is a third person hack n' slash.

[BlackbirdMatt]

im talking about mass effect 2 being better than this, read the argument before you speak.

[thisizntmikey]

the only thing mass effect 2 will blow is GOD OF WAR 3s MASSIVE COCK

dumbass fanboy

[BlackbirdMatt]

you call me a fan boy you are exactly the same dude so shut up calling people fan boys i bet you suck god of war 3's tiny prick dont you.

[thisizntmikey]

do u want a napkin, i think ur lactating through ur shirt.

[BlackbirdMatt]

ps3 fan boy you guys are all the same, you buy a console that is shit overall and instead of selling it you tell us how great the thing is when its really a giant sack of shit, it cant even downplay to better games on ps2 like kingdom hearts or monster hunter. So please shut the fuck up, im not the one who is trying to up-play a giant ball of shit. Now you have 1 or 2 decent games maybe god of war 3 will be good, im just saying i like mass effect 2 more than this shit that has been repeated.

[thisizntmikey]

360 fanboys like u only insult other consoles, they never defend theyre own.

and i cans clearly see why.

u came onto a god of war video and started talkin shit about games that arent even remotely related.

u should probably get a life, just a suggestion.

[BlackbirdMatt]

haha your telling me to get a life, you are fucking stupid you dont know what my life is like, i have a girlfriend, i play football, i get high scores in school, I do have a life and frankly im not a 360 fanboy i am a pc fanboy, pc beats the shit out of xbox and ps3. so please send me another message ill kick your ass in a debate every time.

[xXcena5565xX]

Yeah really eh?

Its retarded.

Yeah I love the XBOX360....PS3 Not so much, but im not going on and saying:

Oh yeah, The PS3 sucks ass.

they should get a life.

[RuneSPS]

wow your a fan boy of the highest rating: Gay

plus both you shouldnt say something sucks unless you own them both. Doing that is just fucking stupid.

[RuneSPS]

wrong person, chill the fuck out bitch.

[Cri354]

What? ,,Oh yeah, The PS3 sucks ass.''

[Cri354]

Whatever....go back and get urself raped by ur dad

[Cri354]

,,thing that bikers do'' - Man....ur so full of shit

Maybe ur dad ran away so he dosen't need to see ur face again and btw u started the flame wars by calling me (and i quote) ,,dipshit'' so basicly u end it now or we can go on like this the whole day :)

[xXcena5565xX]

Alright dude. Look my dads a biker ok?

Alright also Im kinda sorry for callin you a dipshit. I was really pissed at this other guy and yadadada. So yeah......thats all I really have to say.

[reggae1188]

you should go check out the people who go the RROD videos and look at those 360 fanboys comments there, their hilarious.

[Animetobi]

ha ha nooooo there is way more

[19sigma93]

i couldnt care less about the console, and i never have, i only care about the games. but i only have a 360 and not

a ps3 cos the 360 has had better exclusive releases to date. the amount of cash you have to pay for a ps3 isn't worth paying if you already have a 360, which came out first by 2 years

[JB9155825]

ok the cash you have to spend on ps3 is 400.00 to 500.00 dlls. let me ask you did your xb360 come with built in wi-fi dont think so ok thats 100.00 dlls did it come with rechargeable batteries no thats 20.00 dlls can you play free online no thats 50.00 for a year. also if you had a HD DVD player that was around the price off 160.00 dlls . lets do the math since you dont have cash you got a pro 360 thats 350.00 or more when you got it 100.160.20.50 that is a total of 680.00 dlls wow ur a idiot

[JB9155825]

this is for

19sigma93

[19sigma93]

how does that make me an idiot? your skills of interpretation are crap. my comment basically means that i am not willing to pay for both consoles on top of my pc, and i only got the 360 cos it came out first. i can guarantee that if the ps3 and xbox 360 were released within a year of each other i would have bought the ps3 but no, they werent released within a year of each other so i bought a 360, i always knew the ps3 would be better as a console.

[lucarioLv3000]

this is the only reason why I want a ps3......

[markothevrba]

How dare he tell the master to leave :o

[DonFuego1]

DAMN you suck at quicktimes. game looks freaking ridiculously brutally cool though

[kenpochi]

LOL he is so funny

[devildarker3000]

same bosses

[devildarker3000]

loses

[rok30]

wow

[devildarker3000]

or devil may cry

[Sanjenis21]

what is this guys channel... @_@ i only sub 2 machinima cuz i like his vids but machinima floods my subs >:o

[miggieless]

same thats why i dissub... btw wasnt the titans on our side?

[kazo999999]

PSSHHH DUNNO

[sabertoothray]

i srsly hait quick time events.. im good at them but still hate them oh so very much..

[Xdragonballaz2X]

I LOVE quick time events, they're perfect for lazy people like me.

[kenodraik808]

lolz...died from his own horns :) o.O

[iceclimber09]

lol what if thats how kratos sounded when he talked. :P

[XxFortMiNoRxX]

probably the only worth thing in the entire comic con

[ororomunroe1960]

Hahahaahahah... "and boom goes the dynamite."

[nintendofreak145]

lol "op how ironic"