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  • What came out of his nose or mouth at the beginning? D:

  • -_- wow

  • Attack of the giant dildos?

  • () C=3 :)) thumbs up

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  • what a f**ckin vid

  • go f*** yourself...now that is a line i will never egt tired of! lol

  • Happy 2012 !!!

  • I wonder why this was in my suggestion box.....

  • @gargoilihemmo Same

  • @gargoilihemmo ikr...

  • @gargoilihemmo lol i was thinking the same thing :) :P 

  • Holy goddamn. Just take ur dick and go *DODODO"

  • Lol

  • wow who the fuck does that

  • All kidding aside, howcast really needs to go fuck themselves.

  • is that adam sandler

  • What the fuck..?

  • WTF ?

  • Ryanspellcaster who it turns out great

  • Thank you!!!! Me and my wife have scheduled our divorce!!!! Can't wait!!!!!!

  • if you have a really big dick you might be able to fuck yourself in other ways ... just sayin'

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  • im gay

  • @slingtard cool story bro

  • I thought it meant u had to have sex with urself

  • what is up with this vid?

  • Just get a dildo, and you know ;) xD

  • F***ING AMAZING!!! when my hater , hersh , or anyone else tells me to f*** myself , I will do this . Thank you :)

  • U mean 4

  • step 1:shoot them the finger and say " f**ck u fat B**ch"

    did u know: that fire is hot

  • hahah this was so funny

  • is this a troll?

  • Howcast is really out of ideas and some real fuckin morons making these ideas

  • Step 1:

    Order an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

    Step 2:

    Put 2 portals in a vertical line, undo your belt, and lean in and... change pants without having to look down... ALSO YOU'D SUCK YOUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

    Step 3:

    Put 1 portal in front of you and 1 portal behind you, and slide your penis in your butt.

  • @GizzMoLand its 'go fuck yourself' :)

  • 'Fuck'

  • PLEASE GET ME A JOB ON HOWCAST!!!

  • i am so confused.

  • Step 1 : FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    Step 2 : Clean the mess .

    Do you know , you need to get a girlfriend .

  • Who needs to watch this video:

    Justin Bieber

    Justin Bieber

    Justin Bieber

    Justin Bieber

    Justin Bieber

    And i also think Justin Bieber should watch this too.

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  • best howcast ever

  • I sent this video to my boss, anyone have any good jobs?

  • LOL I HAD TO WATCH THIS

  • time to own up you lying turd.:)

  • Congratulations, Your fucked. Lmfao

  • "Do you want to be f**cked for life, or just the afternoon?"

    A little bit of both would be nice. ;)

  • This is TOTALLY bullshit. Ahahahahaha.

  • zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ­zZz

  • ATTACK OF THE GIANT DILDOS...WTF?!

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

    

  • they are running out of ideas

  • Do you want to be F**ked for life? Or just for today?

  • Videos like these are tons better than the ones you have like How to take a bath...how to flirt with her and so on.

  • i thought he was gonna say u need a dildo or something, my dirty mind!

  • *me hiting on my enemys girl and she seems to like it*

    Him: GO F**K YOUR SEL!

    Me:*folds arms* challenge accepted

  • How to go fuck yourself.

    You will need:

    your right hand, a penis and lube

    Step1:pull down your pants

    Step2:play with your dick and apply lube.

    FACT: a man once fucked himself that hard his penis fell off.

    THANKS FOR WATCHING!

  • do you want to be fucked for life, or just the afternoon? XD

  • Time to own up, you lying turd!

    HOW INSPIRATIONAL

  • Its james roday(shawn spencer) from psych!!!!

  • Step 1: Get some lube

  • @BlueStreakPictures No it's just in Comedy for the lolz.

  • @PrinnyPrinnyPrin howcast got hacked

  • the dildos had balls, silver balls. i feel like that should be a christmas carol..

  • thumbs up if you was thinking about masturbating

  • thumbs up if you was thinking about mastrubating

  • I clicked on this because I was curious.

  • How To Go F**k Yourself really .... really ........really

  • Dick Cheney can go fuck himself. That fucking useless turd.

  • "Time To Own Up, You Lying Turd." OMG THIS MADE MY DAY.

  • I did everything.....wait...i can't live without my pc.........

  • Watever you do... GO HARD!

  • FUCK

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • it seems that how cast has a video for everything

  • ...And please use protection

  • 2012 Headmaster...Just you wait :)

  • @KSIOlajidebt hi ksi :D

  • Mustardbait

  • HAHAHA howcast rules

  • congratulation you just FUCK YOURSELF and you do it by your self , BE PROUD :))

  • next video , how to kill justin bieber 

  • they. actually made a vid for this. omg...

  • L0l

  • this is not what i was expecting

  • LMAO

  • Please f**k yourself responsibly

  • Do you wanna be fucked for life?

    Or just the afternoon?

    LMFAO howcast is amazing

  • @MrMrBeansIdol its comedy dipshit Go F**k your self! see the video does come in handy.

  • why does this have so many viws and likes?did people actually od that?well..u can do eveything else..but dont throw your stuff down the toilet....it will clog,do'oh

  • SO glad Howcast posted a video on this! I've always wondered!

  • Watching this video is also a big part of f&%$ing yourself.

  • I think Howcast ran out of ideas.............

  • WTF, THERES HOW TO TAKE A BATH!

  • WTF?! What's next "how to breath"?

  • How to go and poop.

  • i was just about to do this

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  • how to go fuck your self

    step 1 : go die

  • Now that you know to, please go fuck yourself

  • I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE TITLE!

  • beautiful - Note to self...Send this to boss on last day of work.

  • The fuck is this? Fuck yourself responsibly?

  • Did somebody hack Howcast

  • this was epic

  • what the fuck a viedo how to fuck yourself this makes no sense what dont how cast have these days

  • @JustUsCuties Oh... well that makes more sense.

  • OMG LOL!

  • HAhahaha that was hilarious???

  • always f**k urself responsibly.

    WTF?!

    lol

  • the guy looks like seth rogen

  • OMG, how did I end up here searching for zink food, lol.

  • omg do they hav a vid for evrything? wuts the matter with these ppl!

  • ......

    is this a joke?

    

  • lol heyheh

  • @JustUsCuties heheheh

  • ????????????

  • lolwut

  • WARNING BE CAREFUL OF FUCKING YOUR SELF!? Lol

  • When I look at the other videos on the side I found this video in Comedy

    O.O

  • lol this is hilarious

  • Howcast totally got hacked............

    

  • time to own up, you LIEING TURD. PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE!

  • Is this real

  • Genius sir! Absolutely Genius!!

  • did howcast get hacked lmao?!!!?!?!

  • I am gonna keep the URL and send it to my enimies

  • Howcast has a video for everything.

    I swear.

  • @xolilvannahxo how to tell if we have a video for everything

  • step 1: JUST F*** URSELF

  • They even decided to make a video for this. Wow. Pitiful.

  • The first few howcast videos were actually pretty cool, now their just retarded..

  • Lmfao howcast got hacked xD

  • how to sit: you will need:

    1. An Ass

    2: A dedication to letting you Ass trust you.

    does everyone know how to sit now!

  • congratulasions you are now f**kd i was like :DDDDDDDDD

  • wut.

  • don't forget to wear a condom..

  • Howcast-"Always F*ck yourself respondsibly"

    Me- O___O

  • if you wanna fuck youreself just strech everyday

    don't worry the time will come XD

  • Is it just me or does he look like James Rodey / Shawn from Psych.

  • @FoxGoalie Hellz yeah

  • 1:34 lmao. "ATTACK OF THE DILDOS"! XD

  • thumbs up if u saw that guy in the beginning spit when he yelled ;)

  • "How to take a Shit"

  • wtf

    

  • You really lower my self-esteem. :(

  • WTF?

  • wait what? howcast made this? lol.

  • XD

  • I've painted that green painting in the background

  • Hmmmmm?:/ Where can I buy a stupid face,, I wonder! LOL!! Xxx

  • Do you want to be f**cked for life? Or just the afternoon?

  • 0:59-1:00 yuh lying turd  ;^D

  • i clone myself then had sex with it. i guess i misread what this vid was about.

  • Go fuck urselve

  • time to own up you lying turd ;)

  • wonder if howcast knows about this

  • @skovr1 of course, its their most helpful video yet. So many years I have been clueless as to what to do when I was told to go fuck myself. I have been enlightened.

  • *Please, go fuck yourself responsibly

  • howcast has ran out of ideas!

  • -_-

    Can't tell if trolling...

  • I pressed charges against myself for rape........ I told myself we were just going to the movies....... It was more then that *shudders*

  • HOW TO GO FUCK YOURSELF:

    Masturbate.

  • best howcast's tutorial ever!

  • You got me fired.

    Beaten.

    Fucked for life.

    And most of all

  • WTF? DID HOWVAST GET HACKED??? O.o

  • WTF? 

  • wut.

  • WHAT THE HELL HOWCAST, WHAT THE HELL!

  • I cant believe this was on Howcast.....

  • Me:Mom! I f**ked myself, all by myself!

    Mom:Congratz Remeber to f**ck urself responsibly and...

    Me: Ya, ya when i tell people to f**k them selfs give them this URL.

  • LOL. "Always f**k yourself responsibly"

  • this is really messed up

  • 1:33 Does that sign say "Attack of the Giant Dildos"? And is it there just for the purpose of this video?

  • HAHAHAHHA did howcast get hacked?

  • read description

  • aw thats hilarious this is something definetly need to keep in mind :P

  • Lol

  • this is just fucking sad