Put 2 portals in a vertical line, undo your belt, and lean in and... change pants without having to look down... ALSO YOU'D SUCK YOUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Step 3:
Put 1 portal in front of you and 1 portal behind you, and slide your penis in your butt.
why does this have so many viws and likes?did people actually od that?well..u can do eveything else..but dont throw your stuff down the toilet....it will clog,do'oh
@skovr1 of course, its their most helpful video yet. So many years I have been clueless as to what to do when I was told to go fuck myself. I have been enlightened.
What came out of his nose or mouth at the beginning? D:
muchmaplevideoz 1 week ago
-_- wow
jamaicanchavelle 1 week ago
Attack of the giant dildos?
JERstudios 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
() C=3 :)) thumbs up
TheFunGuy699 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You are so bored watching this.
Moongazerr 2 weeks ago
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Moongazerr 2 weeks ago
what a f**ckin vid
know101islam 3 weeks ago
go f*** yourself...now that is a line i will never egt tired of! lol
alleyd001 3 weeks ago
Happy 2012 !!!
TheMitko97 4 weeks ago
I wonder why this was in my suggestion box.....
gargoilihemmo 4 weeks ago 65
@gargoilihemmo Same
maanavlink 3 weeks ago
@gargoilihemmo ikr...
SingForFame 3 weeks ago
@gargoilihemmo lol i was thinking the same thing :) :P
dil712 1 week ago
Holy goddamn. Just take ur dick and go *DODODO"
octilichious 4 weeks ago
Lol
Demon1993Seed 1 month ago
wow who the fuck does that
tomo5117 1 month ago
All kidding aside, howcast really needs to go fuck themselves.
sovietweapons 1 month ago
is that adam sandler
sogroov3 1 month ago
What the fuck..?
BoxheadNetwork 1 month ago
WTF ?
tomek1312bbb 1 month ago
Ryanspellcaster who it turns out great
HECT1CGAM1NG 1 month ago
Thank you!!!! Me and my wife have scheduled our divorce!!!! Can't wait!!!!!!
ryanspellcaster 1 month ago
if you have a really big dick you might be able to fuck yourself in other ways ... just sayin'
laur121212 1 month ago
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Snowiethebunny 1 month ago
im gay
slingtard 1 month ago
@slingtard cool story bro
glacialwaysz 1 month ago
I thought it meant u had to have sex with urself
jessicaclara572 1 month ago
what is up with this vid?
tlsfan2468 1 month ago
Just get a dildo, and you know ;) xD
xXLinkonpark52Xx 1 month ago
F***ING AMAZING!!! when my hater , hersh , or anyone else tells me to f*** myself , I will do this . Thank you :)
akitty989 1 month ago
U mean 4
iRandom2i 1 month ago
step 1:shoot them the finger and say " f**ck u fat B**ch"
did u know: that fire is hot
cassybear1100 1 month ago
hahah this was so funny
StreetStylerZ07 1 month ago
is this a troll?
fsxaircanada01 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Howcast
Howcast is really out of ideas and some real fuckin morons making these ideas
ManiacGamerX 1 month ago
Step 1:
Order an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Step 2:
Put 2 portals in a vertical line, undo your belt, and lean in and... change pants without having to look down... ALSO YOU'D SUCK YOUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Step 3:
Put 1 portal in front of you and 1 portal behind you, and slide your penis in your butt.
Timmytimmy123123 1 month ago
@GizzMoLand its 'go fuck yourself' :)
mrHacker160 1 month ago
'Fuck'
NxmbPxwer 1 month ago
PLEASE GET ME A JOB ON HOWCAST!!!
xesoprothesmo 1 month ago
i am so confused.
coacoaahhh 1 month ago
Step 1 : FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Step 2 : Clean the mess .
Do you know , you need to get a girlfriend .
TheHabboNoobie 1 month ago
Who needs to watch this video:
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
And i also think Justin Bieber should watch this too.
shanedawsonluv123 1 month ago
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xesoprothesmo 1 month ago
best howcast ever
NicePcRager 1 month ago
I sent this video to my boss, anyone have any good jobs?
M1sterHamilton 1 month ago
LOL I HAD TO WATCH THIS
anthonyroxx47 1 month ago
time to own up you lying turd.:)
LegolasLOTRTTT 1 month ago
Congratulations, Your fucked. Lmfao
toontownmichael 2 months ago
"Do you want to be f**cked for life, or just the afternoon?"
A little bit of both would be nice. ;)
Sasudela 2 months ago
This is TOTALLY bullshit. Ahahahahaha.
blondygurl11 2 months ago
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ofirharlev 2 months ago
ATTACK OF THE GIANT DILDOS...WTF?!
WPMcB1997 2 months ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hellohitler123 2 months ago
they are running out of ideas
TheBobbyRayShow 2 months ago
Do you want to be F**ked for life? Or just for today?
PrincessRavenClaw 2 months ago
Videos like these are tons better than the ones you have like How to take a bath...how to flirt with her and so on.
ImmortalfireTheMod 2 months ago
i thought he was gonna say u need a dildo or something, my dirty mind!
Kira13865 2 months ago
*me hiting on my enemys girl and she seems to like it*
Him: GO F**K YOUR SEL!
Me:*folds arms* challenge accepted
andyhnterbigA0 2 months ago
How to go fuck yourself.
You will need:
your right hand, a penis and lube
Step1:pull down your pants
Step2:play with your dick and apply lube.
FACT: a man once fucked himself that hard his penis fell off.
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
TheSkitKingZ 2 months ago
do you want to be fucked for life, or just the afternoon? XD
TheSkitKingZ 2 months ago
Time to own up, you lying turd!
HOW INSPIRATIONAL
uNkNoWnIdEnTiTy98 2 months ago
Its james roday(shawn spencer) from psych!!!!
bingbangbash 2 months ago
Step 1: Get some lube
MrDiablo5222 2 months ago
@BlueStreakPictures No it's just in Comedy for the lolz.
AlbatrossHD 2 months ago
@PrinnyPrinnyPrin howcast got hacked
zebraxtygaahzxoxo 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out My Videos!
This Might seem like spam, but if you click on my link, you just might like what you see.
BluestreakPictures 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"after all you won't need them in hell..." xDD
duhastschoeneaugen 2 months ago
the dildos had balls, silver balls. i feel like that should be a christmas carol..
facethemusic1344 2 months ago
thumbs up if you was thinking about masturbating
samedman1 2 months ago
thumbs up if you was thinking about mastrubating
samedman1 2 months ago
I clicked on this because I was curious.
Knuckles194 2 months ago
How To Go F**k Yourself really .... really ........really
585lynch 2 months ago
Dick Cheney can go fuck himself. That fucking useless turd.
Sappyspartan 2 months ago
"Time To Own Up, You Lying Turd." OMG THIS MADE MY DAY.
wafflemurderer10 2 months ago
I did everything.....wait...i can't live without my pc.........
TheLinkine 2 months ago
Watever you do... GO HARD!
lerk909 2 months ago
FUCK
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
CR4Z33H4Z33 2 months ago 2
it seems that how cast has a video for everything
mrabudi1 2 months ago
...And please use protection
Mugencrx09 2 months ago
2012 Headmaster...Just you wait :)
KSIOlajidebt 2 months ago 21
@KSIOlajidebt hi ksi :D
Glenn9oo 2 months ago
Mustardbait
piperchangisanass 2 months ago
HAHAHA howcast rules
AwesomeGameBear9669 2 months ago 2
congratulation you just FUCK YOURSELF and you do it by your self , BE PROUD :))
uhmuhmLaps 2 months ago 2
next video , how to kill justin bieber
uhmuhmLaps 2 months ago
they. actually made a vid for this. omg...
AsianRainbows 2 months ago
L0l
nateasselin 2 months ago
this is not what i was expecting
vymahesh 2 months ago
LMAO
WhatsUpPuddingCupp 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
should send this to my boss
emoney951 2 months ago
Please f**k yourself responsibly
xXTriCk2ShOtXx 2 months ago
Do you wanna be fucked for life?
Or just the afternoon?
LMFAO howcast is amazing
DJFAXONATION 2 months ago
@MrMrBeansIdol its comedy dipshit Go F**k your self! see the video does come in handy.
ElixOku 2 months ago
why does this have so many viws and likes?did people actually od that?well..u can do eveything else..but dont throw your stuff down the toilet....it will clog,do'oh
MrMrBeansidol 2 months ago
SO glad Howcast posted a video on this! I've always wondered!
adda241 2 months ago
Watching this video is also a big part of f&%$ing yourself.
machintruc313 2 months ago
I think Howcast ran out of ideas.............
Dancerforever2891 2 months ago
WTF, THERES HOW TO TAKE A BATH!
MyLoneWulf 2 months ago
WTF?! What's next "how to breath"?
sunshinebunnyfart 2 months ago
How to go and poop.
MTM391 2 months ago
i was just about to do this
333jojob 2 months ago
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LazyLonerLayla 2 months ago
how to go fuck your self
step 1 : go die
JoycexSuJu 2 months ago
Now that you know to, please go fuck yourself
Sweetiethemane222 2 months ago
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE TITLE!
Blackdimond8000 2 months ago
beautiful - Note to self...Send this to boss on last day of work.
kfox9816 2 months ago
The fuck is this? Fuck yourself responsibly?
punktheman 2 months ago
Did somebody hack Howcast
Hotlikeyourmom1000 2 months ago
this was epic
adrianoET98 2 months ago
what the fuck a viedo how to fuck yourself this makes no sense what dont how cast have these days
dylanmuscat 2 months ago
@JustUsCuties Oh... well that makes more sense.
subthischiz 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Go fuck yourself
serovich97 2 months ago
OMG LOL!
TwilightWolf285 2 months ago
HAhahaha that was hilarious???
xBRProductionsx 2 months ago
always f**k urself responsibly.
WTF?!
lol
megapower991 2 months ago 40
the guy looks like seth rogen
clonetrooper1998 2 months ago
OMG, how did I end up here searching for zink food, lol.
1MAKEDONEC1 2 months ago
omg do they hav a vid for evrything? wuts the matter with these ppl!
angelofsecrets101 2 months ago
......
is this a joke?
Angiielovesn141 2 months ago
lol heyheh
boompowzing 2 months ago
@JustUsCuties heheheh
boompowzing 2 months ago
????????????
13rumen 2 months ago
lolwut
Cookiez112 2 months ago
WARNING BE CAREFUL OF FUCKING YOUR SELF!? Lol
jdmcconkey 2 months ago
When I look at the other videos on the side I found this video in Comedy
O.O
RandomUploader12345 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You will need
Penis
metavash 2 months ago
lol this is hilarious
polslu 2 months ago
Howcast totally got hacked............
princessbc333 2 months ago
time to own up, you LIEING TURD. PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE!
TheJuniperpaw 2 months ago
Is this real
Leecop1000 2 months ago
Genius sir! Absolutely Genius!!
AJEdaAssassin31491 2 months ago
did howcast get hacked lmao?!!!?!?!
Animelover3382 2 months ago
I am gonna keep the URL and send it to my enimies
AwsomeAxeOfAcheiving 2 months ago
Howcast has a video for everything.
I swear.
xolilvannahxo 2 months ago 168
@xolilvannahxo how to tell if we have a video for everything
Waffle0fWunder 2 months ago
step 1: JUST F*** URSELF
screwriod 2 months ago
They even decided to make a video for this. Wow. Pitiful.
cuppiedude20 2 months ago
The first few howcast videos were actually pretty cool, now their just retarded..
Lasgati44 2 months ago
Lmfao howcast got hacked xD
RuneFinity44 2 months ago
how to sit: you will need:
1. An Ass
2: A dedication to letting you Ass trust you.
does everyone know how to sit now!
raeannbyk456 2 months ago 5
congratulasions you are now f**kd i was like :DDDDDDDDD
abriniasporelover 2 months ago
wut.
summerheartwinter 2 months ago
don't forget to wear a condom..
iTalkApple952 2 months ago
Howcast-"Always F*ck yourself respondsibly"
Me- O___O
HeatherGreenBlad3 2 months ago
if you wanna fuck youreself just strech everyday
don't worry the time will come XD
MegaLowD 2 months ago
Is it just me or does he look like James Rodey / Shawn from Psych.
FoxGoalie 2 months ago
@FoxGoalie Hellz yeah
LemonSector 2 months ago
1:34 lmao. "ATTACK OF THE DILDOS"! XD
weezydrizzyminaj101 2 months ago
thumbs up if u saw that guy in the beginning spit when he yelled ;)
Marissa0617 2 months ago
"How to take a Shit"
EchoSooyeon 2 months ago
wtf
rockyboi742 2 months ago
You really lower my self-esteem. :(
TOTOWACKEEZ 2 months ago
WTF?
aleksinjo1 2 months ago
wait what? howcast made this? lol.
100jokes 2 months ago
XD
kelvint03 2 months ago
I've painted that green painting in the background
pup825 2 months ago
Hmmmmm?:/ Where can I buy a stupid face,, I wonder! LOL!! Xxx
Megayurt 2 months ago
Do you want to be f**cked for life? Or just the afternoon?
TheLorean12 2 months ago
0:59-1:00 yuh lying turd ;^D
ayakowakumi 2 months ago
i clone myself then had sex with it. i guess i misread what this vid was about.
TheBadness98 2 months ago
Go fuck urselve
jasperbroens 2 months ago
time to own up you lying turd ;)
facethemusic1344 2 months ago
wonder if howcast knows about this
skovr1 2 months ago 30
@skovr1 of course, its their most helpful video yet. So many years I have been clueless as to what to do when I was told to go fuck myself. I have been enlightened.
redefiningsk8ing 2 months ago
*Please, go fuck yourself responsibly
Yeti4President 2 months ago 5
howcast has ran out of ideas!
SuperSunnyFilms 2 months ago 2
-_-
Can't tell if trolling...
McCluckles38 2 months ago 5
I pressed charges against myself for rape........ I told myself we were just going to the movies....... It was more then that *shudders*
shadowdemons117 2 months ago
HOW TO GO FUCK YOURSELF:
Masturbate.
glambdillman 2 months ago 3
best howcast's tutorial ever!
slovenedudebmwlover 2 months ago
You got me fired.
Beaten.
Fucked for life.
And most of all
Runegold5 2 months ago
WTF? DID HOWVAST GET HACKED??? O.o
POPstar4u2 2 months ago
WTF?
POPstar4u2 2 months ago
wut.
xBranneh 2 months ago
WHAT THE HELL HOWCAST, WHAT THE HELL!
familydylan1 2 months ago
I cant believe this was on Howcast.....
reininghorses57 2 months ago
Me:Mom! I f**ked myself, all by myself!
Mom:Congratz Remeber to f**ck urself responsibly and...
Me: Ya, ya when i tell people to f**k them selfs give them this URL.
lilgirlfun12221 2 months ago
LOL. "Always f**k yourself responsibly"
XLindsayxLachrymoseX 2 months ago
this is really messed up
seravee2 2 months ago
1:33 Does that sign say "Attack of the Giant Dildos"? And is it there just for the purpose of this video?
niggergotswag 3 months ago 2
HAHAHAHHA did howcast get hacked?
jacobxtothez 3 months ago
read description
zoroarkissueregion 3 months ago
aw thats hilarious this is something definetly need to keep in mind :P
Izzyxox185 3 months ago
Lol
flykidsondablock 3 months ago
this is just fucking sad
familygal224598 3 months ago 3