God damn, why can't every girl look like Alison Waite. She's obviously the hottest girl in Playboy. Why didn't she get Playmate of the Year? Those people are dumbasses!
I met her at Glamourcon in L.A. nearly 2 years ago. My god, she was hotter in person and she seemed very nice. And yes, I was able to see how FAKE them titties of hers were. But who cares. The way I see it, whether they're real or fake and as long as they look nice and if they're medium sized or huge, Titties are Titties.
So, if I see you on the street walking by, and I approach you, and I say something like "Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help but ponder; are your breasts real or enhanced? And if it's not too much trouble sweetheart, could I please have a gander at them?"...that means I'd get to see them? If that's how it works...could I pretty please receive oral pleasure from you until I ejaculate?
Just saying...that's a ludicrous idea to put across.
@shawndw1000 I would actually be inclined to say that YOU'RE the "moron" or "dumbass" considering you apparently can't spell the words "are " or "you" and didn't pick up on the fact that my previous statement WAS A JOKE!!! Imbecile...
@LoneSpider666 wow..dumbass can't come up with anything besides attacking my use of short hand text on a fucking Youtube board. fag. (ohhh..ur scary..u put 666 in ur name! lol). u would be dumb enough to walk up to a Playmate and ask her if u can ejaculate on her.
@shawndw1000 Oh no, please stop, you've hurt my feelings! Your use of the terms "fag" and "dumbass" have far outclassed any quip I could've returned with! Guess I'll have to pack it up and go home...seriously, how old are you dude, 15?!
she's even implying that you may SCORE by asking this retard question. I don't think this girl really knows what she's talking about, and she's not even listening to herself
If you don't know that means that you two haven't reached that point in your relationship yet... It is almost always impolite to ask if a woman's breasts are real or fake.
yeah some of this advice is pretty retarded. Like most of it is common sense or just wrong. Like this one, you don't ask if their real or not EVER. That's asking to piss her off or get slapped -_-.
what i have to do to work in this profession or in blue flim
balajichate1 8 months ago
God damn, why can't every girl look like Alison Waite. She's obviously the hottest girl in Playboy. Why didn't she get Playmate of the Year? Those people are dumbasses!
my360isbetter 8 months ago
men think a girl wit big boobies is immediately beautiful...don't throw the word beautiful around. she look like everyone else
greendollar1 9 months ago
hey this is mr riddiler
r1ddiler 1 year ago
You are so YUMMY !!!I
gobbor1111 1 year ago
i would lick her asshole
fanaticaproductions 1 year ago
@fanaticaproductions i already did...taste like Cheetos.
shawndw1000 1 year ago
IM IN LOVE
MrJRR67 1 year ago
Тудыть твою в душу... Неслабый тёхан.
Prokuror11 1 year ago
@Prokuror11 Она отвечает на вопрос, грубо ли спрашивать красивую женщину, натуральный у неё бюст или нет :))))))))
Zaglyada 1 year ago
@Zaglyada Извините, это так от безысходности.
Prokuror11 1 year ago
Тудыть твою в душу...
Prokuror11 1 year ago
dear playmate i can't understand a world but i love your mouth speaks
MultiGeffo 1 year ago
I met her at Glamourcon in L.A. nearly 2 years ago. My god, she was hotter in person and she seemed very nice. And yes, I was able to see how FAKE them titties of hers were. But who cares. The way I see it, whether they're real or fake and as long as they look nice and if they're medium sized or huge, Titties are Titties.
TheCfh4life 1 year ago
i dont care what u were talking about because ur HOTT!!!! =D lolz
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vurberry81 1 year ago
If you can't tell whether they're real or not from just looking at cleavage then you can't call yourself a man...
mrgreyblake 2 years ago
To Alison;
So, if I see you on the street walking by, and I approach you, and I say something like "Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help but ponder; are your breasts real or enhanced? And if it's not too much trouble sweetheart, could I please have a gander at them?"...that means I'd get to see them? If that's how it works...could I pretty please receive oral pleasure from you until I ejaculate?
Just saying...that's a ludicrous idea to put across.
LoneSpider666 2 years ago 8
wow lol
elaveen 2 years ago
@LoneSpider666 r u a fucking moron? do u think she will actually read this? dumbass..
shawndw1000 1 year ago
@shawndw1000 I would actually be inclined to say that YOU'RE the "moron" or "dumbass" considering you apparently can't spell the words "are " or "you" and didn't pick up on the fact that my previous statement WAS A JOKE!!! Imbecile...
LoneSpider666 9 months ago
@LoneSpider666 wow..dumbass can't come up with anything besides attacking my use of short hand text on a fucking Youtube board. fag. (ohhh..ur scary..u put 666 in ur name! lol). u would be dumb enough to walk up to a Playmate and ask her if u can ejaculate on her.
shawndw1000 9 months ago
@shawndw1000 Oh no, please stop, you've hurt my feelings! Your use of the terms "fag" and "dumbass" have far outclassed any quip I could've returned with! Guess I'll have to pack it up and go home...seriously, how old are you dude, 15?!
LoneSpider666 8 months ago
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TheLonesomeEchoesite 2 years ago
Oh my goddamn, she is SUPER SEXY!!!
LoneSpider666 2 years ago
gostoza mas a brasileira é melhor
veto23rr 2 years ago
ahhhh ... she's beautiful ....
MrJimmyjojo 2 years ago 4
I actually think a better question for her would've been "Is it okay to ask whether a girl spits or swallows?"...
LoneSpider666 2 years ago
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TheLonesomeEchoesite 2 years ago
Okay...but what if she takes it on the face or tits?
LoneSpider666 2 years ago
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TheLonesomeEchoesite 2 years ago
@LoneSpider666 well if you want to ask a girl that question go ask your whore mum she would know she a girl
SUCKMEGOODYOUPIG 1 year ago
a lot of chicks with implants show em off
and let you know ; I had a chick once show me how she busted her caps and the implants moved sometimes and she had to get them fixed.
I think chicks just don't like you calling them 'fake' , hey if they exist they're real !
unless they're a f*#ing figment of your imagination ! ;)
SysAdmin86851 2 years ago
basically! thank you! lol if they are there, they are real! they sure arent invisible
elaveen 2 years ago
she's even implying that you may SCORE by asking this retard question. I don't think this girl really knows what she's talking about, and she's not even listening to herself
UL439 2 years ago
she's a brain surgeon, I bet
foppa123 2 years ago
one way to find out is to check the boobs from the side while the girl lies in a doggy position but that would also mean you see her tits bare
twistedsting 2 years ago
don't talk to us about decency and respect when you're in your business dressed like that....
LordCorinth 2 years ago 3
ىلا تىانلال
majed1386 3 years ago
If you don't know that means that you two haven't reached that point in your relationship yet... It is almost always impolite to ask if a woman's breasts are real or fake.
alexp9per 3 years ago
did anyone listen to a word she said?
socialspasmdrums 3 years ago
no
hhahahahahhahahhaha
RScousins 3 years ago
what word??? oO
eXector 3 years ago
yeah some of this advice is pretty retarded. Like most of it is common sense or just wrong. Like this one, you don't ask if their real or not EVER. That's asking to piss her off or get slapped -_-.
Tomha 2 years ago
DAMN!!!
john62869 3 years ago
oh shit
greatscottbttfride 3 years ago
If you stop it at 0;14 i'ts like my 'ol buddy Charley Smith used to say, "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it comes from".
lancechamplain 3 years ago
It's better to just have a friend who's a girl catch up to them in the health club sauna, pretend to trip and cop a feel.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
who was the girl in the end??
Residenteviltrilogy 3 years ago
so hot
rendyrandy 3 years ago
aww so nice
JtaTheAtaTheY 3 years ago
WOO SECOND! never been able to do that
yipez 3 years ago
First View, watch, and rate!
RubyStr 3 years ago