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  • why didnt you just give up trivium got huge theres no stopping it

  • @MicStandGun

    I've never tried to "stop" their career. For anyone to think that a few youtube videos could stop a band would be crazy.

    Although, go to ANY of their shows, even 5 years after that first vid was posted, and see if there aren't a least a few people singing along "Boat. Rudder etc" :P

  • Holy shit this guy still makes these weird things god damn some people need to get a life. says the guy looking up weird as fuck videos at 4 in the morning. you have a nice day/night

  • @MicStandGun

    I know. I have so little of a life that it took me 3 years to make this video :(

  • Can I say a thing to you? If world is full of shitty bands, way worst than Trivium, why have you always been so worried about what they do, or what they don't. I laugh from people like you, wanna know why? Because I know you have a secret crush on them ;)

  • Please keep going you a constant source of genius

  • i just saw these guys on the 4th with in flames and they put on an amazing show then in flames put on an even better show

  • i love this video. and trivium.

  • I think I mentioned this, but, I do appreciate that Trivium were such good sports about the whole thing.

  • Nevermind I got the the part where it said They're blowing Optimus.

    Goddamn this is art.

  • Who invented the fruit pudding pie.

    That's when i had to pause the video, get up and try not to burst out dying with laughter because I'm at work.

  • I usually don't do "thumbs up" kinds of comments....but thumbs up if you understood the morris joke. XD

  • the chorus is awesome xDDDDDD

  • Scrappy!

  • I believe I know that crab - he introduced himself to me as Oswald though. I think his name is Oswald.

  • I don't think Heafy gets irony

  • 2:29 ok I'm a Bullet for my valentine fan but I have to admit that was pretty funny lol

  • Dude. I actually like this song and thought this video was funny as fuck. I don't know why people are so butthurt at your work. If you guys did a video of a band I liked, I would probably still think it would be funny as shit. Stop getting buttmad emo fucks!

  • wait, that are the apart 1 and 2?

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSSSSS XDDD

  • Dude, give me a list with concrete bands/songs that were robbed by Trivium. I want so see for myself whether you're talking crap or not.

  • @Baphomet600

    Well a few years ago they released some song called "Master of Puppets".....I thought it sounded familiar so I did some research. Turns out some old band from the 60's called "Metallic cars" or some shit, released it back in the 70's. As far as I know Trivium has never acknowledged that they flat out stole a song from "Metallic Car".

  • @Paranoidave

    Putting the crap you just wrote aside, i didn't want to know about covers. I think you wrote in one of your videos that they've stolen some solos from other bands, so i want to check that out.

  • @Baphomet600

    I wrote in one of my videos that were imitating the style of another guitarist. Slightly different. What I'm saying is Trivium have an over-reliance of showing off their influences in their music, so much so that 10 years and 5 albums later they STILL haven't managed to nail down the "Trivium" sound.

    If this isn't already a thing that's obvious to you then I don't think me naming some songs that resemble other songs is going to convince to if you've already made your mind up.

  • @Paranoidave

    This isn't about changing my mind. I asked out of curiosity.

  • As a child of both the 80's and 90's, I'm VERY aware of the "ripping off" that takes place in metal (well, music in general). Unfortunately, originality has a shelf life. Once someone does something, a LOT of people are inspired by it and want to make something of their own creation based off of (and/or recreate it in) their personal interpretation. Hate me or like me, I don't care...I'm a fan of both Metallica AND Trivium. That said, you're interpretation(s) is(are) HILARIOUS! Keep it up!!! \m/

  • will you please do a molotov solution song? HAHAHA my friend is in that band and it would just be fucking hilarious

  • Thumbs up if you know why the crab is named John

  • I got to ask, what do you think of the band "Mudvayne" ?

  • @DavesConcept

    I like them when they're being a bit mental and almost proggy....I don't like them so much when they're being all nu-metally and croony.

  • @Paranoidave So you like the songs like "Dig" and "Determined" but not songs like "world so cold" and "Happy?"

    At least they don't rip off other bands material like trivium did with metallica on their album "crusade"

    My god that was a just Abysmal

  • Hammer a cheek,, tits swing down from this guy,, free dom the walrus (all of the walrus parts),, pooping horse,, and lets fuck a goat is the best things ever! Keep up the work man!

  • XDDD I love this song, but you sir have made my day.

  • Morris down from the sky ahahaha

    

  • FAGG

  • Not as good as pull harder on the strings or your martyr one. 

  • What free stuff did Eclipse send you?

  • We're nowhere... lets fuck a goat! Sounds exactly like what hes saying even if you listen to it repeatedly. Epic.

  • This, is the definition of win. Well done. Very well done. The best yet :D

  • Can't wait to see what you do with their new song 'in waves' :P

  • Dude , i like your videos but calling Matt Tuck and Matt Shadows fag is just way too much . Ollie Sykes and Matt Tuck have NOTHING IN COMMON , Ollie is a gay , emo , retarded little prick , but Matt is awesome .

  • trivium is my favorite band, but i can see how people don't like them, even though your hate for trivium is real, at the end of the day its still just a joke that people shouldnt be getting butt hurt over, for everything in existence there is going to be someone that hates it

  • @JediFulton i feel...... exactly the same way :P

  • fantastic. 

    Thanks for all the laughs Dave.

  • Nice intro. I was at a metal festival last month and unfortunately, they were there. It was funny hearing many fans scream "Boat Rudder Strange Mountain" when the song came up. I never laughed that hard in my life.

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  • Who invented the fruit pudding pie?

    Maybe we should chuck one at Heafy and see if he recognises the craftsmanship!

  • I fucking love Trivium, but this video and your other interpretations are epic.

  • Band sucks, but it's great that they're such good sports about the whole thing.

  • im not gonna lie, ive seen them a couple of times and those are the words i sing along with and i dont care, i do like this band but i think its fucking hilarious what you do. no one should get as offended as they do over something like this. its funny so laugh. hell i'd watch if you made an interpretation of opeth or toxic holocaust video.

  • I came here from the 'Interpretation of Trivium' video. The into to this rocks, but the former vid is better IMO, just because the song lyrics are clearer so it sounds alot funnier with the text onscreen.

  • Let's fuck a goat!

  • I like Trivium. I also like these videos making fun of Trivium because they make my laugh my ass off. Please Dave, don't ever stop making your interpretation videos as they provide me with lots of good chucks!!

  • 2:31 i've paused the video

  • Hilarious vids as always, well done being able to still pull it off even with the huge amount of cleans in this song

  • The problem of watching these videos is that they bring pain. Two sorts of pain. Physical pain to my solar plexus for laughing so much, and mental pain for hearing so much crappy music.. Thank heavens Iron Maiden exists..Keep up the good work Dave : )

  • "Come soon to feeder hungarith? we're nowhere, LET'S FUCK A GOAT!" LMMFAO!!!

  • i have never watch interpretations like the ones that paranoidave does, man you fucking rule, where do you get so many funny shit to your videos!? greetings from Mexico

  • I love trivium's music, but this shit is fucking hillarious. I'm also glad that Matt and everyone take it in good heart. But seriously, the people who cry about these video's are just seeking attention for liking a band. Get a sense of humor guys, the music is the same, this is just a funny way of listening to it. Now I'm searching for Moldova in a song...

  • lets fuck a goat lmao good work man keep it up

  • Very kool man, i laughed my head off, and i can understand why u hate the bamd, but can u also just respect trivim for such amazing guiarists they are?

  • I fucking love the vids, but I think it's wrong to attack the musicians as people? Like hating their music is fine, but calling them fags and shit, idk. The intro made that pop into my mind anywho.

  • Welcome back!

  • That intro was epic Dave. it's been all this time that I've had without your "style" of pisstake humor. I honestly thought I'd never see it again and here it is.

  • @NeroAngelo616

    Cheers man. Glad you enjoy, this vid is basically a love-letter to the fans. Got some new stuff in the works too...should be fun!

  • @Paranoidave God so many songs on their new album you could do.

  • @NoTGrEaT008

    I'm Sure. I think doing a "Part V" would be pushing it a bit. Something brand new and non-interpretationy coming soon though. I promise!

  • Seriously, Belarus too?

    What is this band's obsession with the former Soviet Union? First Ukraine, now Belarus.....

  • @TheLifthrasir

    Next person who can find "Moldova" in a Trivium song wins the internet.

  • @TheLifthrasir Not to mention the All that remains mention of Kazakhstan!

  • Good work as always, even though I love trivium haha.

    But in waves sucks so much dick ._.

  • Maiden Slaughter!!!!

  • Trivium is fucking awesome, I hope the next album isn't all like 'In Waves', without a doubt the shittiest song they've ever done.

  • Beef, bacon, pork, fruit pudding pie... poo hunger? dinner time

  • Do "In waves" (triviums new single) next please, I love that song and I want to see what you put in place of the part where he screams "In waves" several times xD

  • @UberLeetHuntard

    "In Waves" doesn't merit mentioning. Just had a brief listen to it and if you ask me, any credibility they clawed back with shogun has just been thrown into the fucking bin. It's quite simply the most emo-y coreish song Trivium have EVER released....and there I was dumb enough to think they left all that fringey bollocks back in 2005 where it belongs.

  • @Paranoidave In Waves = Eat Rice

    Quoted from someone.

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  • Oh dear god, make a BMTH interpretation. For once the comments will be filled with agreement on how much they suck/ Fangirls trying to back up a tattooed douche.

  • Your videos are awesome but give Trivium some credit for their amazing last album.

  • what's with david caruso? haha

  • @ericvicky18

    What a difference...

    *shades*

    ...a Dave makes.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Trivium must really like boats or something...

  • Haha I love how Gloucester's shitty woolworths is in this. You've done it again Dave, You legend!

  • Hey Dave, i paused the video and it said i could be your friend now...does this mean we weren't friends to begin with?

    LoL, butt hurt trivifags putting on a brave face because they know that without you they wouldn't be anywhere near as famous as they are now.

    ...My god, you put up one new interp and i regress back into 2006 drew... :P

  • These videos are hilarious, but i still love trivium and as i lay dying and all them othe bands. These are funny, but you just dont know good music when you hear it i guess haha

  • you do seem to hate the good bands though, A7x, trivium and BFMV. i hate bring me the horizon though, his screaming is crap and he looks like a skinny emo screamer etc

  • haha yes Ollie Sykes is a fag but i have to disagree with M.shadows

  • Notice the Pull Harder interpretation reference at 3:29 .

  • 7 ppl actually fucked a goat

  • LETS FUCK A GOAT!

  • Sir, you are a genius, and this video deserves far much more attention. Best one yet!

  • I have a friend! :D

  • Brilliant!!! Matt whatever his name is acts like like he digs this shit,,but i bet he's really fuckin gutted.

  • Managed to keep a straight face until "Warwick has a leaf!"

  • Hey, I knew that crab and he certainly wasn't named John.

    Other than that, excelltent interpretation as always.

  • Hell yeah, the boat! This made my day!

  • Dave I have been your friend for 7 long years now and you my dear friend are pure comedy genious.......

  • 1:19 finally, something i can agree with. ollie sykes, FUCK U

  • I loved the video until you said Mathew Tuck is a fag

    Burn you, stupid dickhead

  • @CrystalNorwich

    Hey that's not true.....I said Matt Tuck, M Shadows AND Ollie Sykes are fags!!

  • @Paranoidave And you would be correct.

  • @Paranoidave

    ollie sykes id the ultimate disgrace to metal vocals, matt tuck is a fag and sucks pretty bad, but he isn't anywhere near as bad as sykes, and m. shadows dresses like a faggy poser, acts like one, is an idiot for losing his creaming voice do to improper technique, but as an overall vocalist he has some good material under his belt. nightmare sucked though, emo as fuck. i don't give a shit of the rev died, that didn't excuse how horrible that album was.

  • @Paranoidave YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

  • @CrystalNorwich Matt tuck = Freddy Mercury in disguise.

  • @MrMusicTroll seriously?? freddy mercury was a great musician too, wtf do u listen to?

    go and fuck a goat

  • @CrystalNorwich

    I actually agree with you. He was out of line comparing Matt Tuck to Freddy Mercury.

    For a start Freddy Mercury wrote good songs.

  • @Paranoidave different music, but both have good lyrics, now that i know you don't accept someone else's opinion, keep on making these videos , they are the shit,but its a waste of time to discuss w you, one thing that is correct is that trivium actually sucks

  • Trivium fucking sucks and will never be real metal.

  • Still better than any other misheard lyrics out there. The only line that I felt didn't fit was the wordsworth line, but I appreciate how hard it is to do. You'll probably never top the awesomeness of the original Boat Rudder but you came close :)

  • Beef.... frog.... boat.... WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • yay

  • Fantastic, incarnation of how bad Trivium is. Thanks for not making my day, but my year again!

  • Ha this is even better than the other for accuracy of sounds. Bit late to the scene and everyone has long forgotten about Trivium now. I hope.

  • SO WHO MADE THE FRUIT PUDDING PIE?! I was hoping to find out by the end of this video. Yet another sleepless night *sigh*.

  • Your popularity seems to have faded dramatically, only 1000 views in 3 weeks?

  • @Mandred2008 blame all the faggots who ripped him off.

  • Feeding a walrus, warp, Fag (Justing Bieber) Chuff!

  • Pretty good man.

  • Why do you do these videos?

  • @DarkLordkuel

    Because I enjoy making them.

  • @Paranoidave

    Well they are absolutely funny,

    i disagree with your opinion on trivium though.

    but each to their own

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  • you've done it again!

  • Pretty funny. Not as good as the first, but that was like catching lightning in a bottle. I still think the interp sounds closer than the actual lyrics with that one, problem is, they've gotten better at enunciating; I can clearly hear the words on this album.

    Also; I love the fact Trivium likes the original, even though you insult the piss out of them. Goes to show they have a sense of humor.

  • wtf? You're not funny

  • @MrPeaceSong

    Dammit. You ruined it.

    I am as funny as you are functionally retarded :)

  • @Paranoidave lol?

  • @MrPeaceSong

    Yes.

    lol.

  • It's nice to see that Trivium have improved since their boat, rudder days... ever so slightly.

  • Love trivium, but this is the best on so far. "Tits hanging down from this guy" best lyrics ever

  • Quality! Don't know where the fuck you got the Morris bit from though.

  • First of all, I applaud you, and I find all of your interpretations hilarious, but if you hate this band so much, which I assume you do because you say they suck so bad and all, why do you even bother listening to their music to come up with stuff like this, and why bother looking at interviews with Matt Heafy? I know most people don't research bands they don't like...

  • @KingFrantic

    By the fact the other videos were so popular, it's clear there's a good audience of people who WANT to see me make fun of this band.

    And about 20 people sent me a link to that interview, I think it's cool they have a sense of humour about it. It's not like I scoured youtube watching Trivium interviews until I found one that mentioned me.....

  • @Paranoidave Fuck you.

  • @MrPeaceSong

    How "peaceful" of you.

    I love you too :)

    Fall down a mineshaft ^_^

  • @Paranoidave Fuck you.

  • @MrPeaceSong

    hmm....2 in a row. I wanna try something here....

    "I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like......"

    (your turn)

  • I wish I could believe you when you say you hate them. The truth of the matter is that you're not fooling anyone. You sleep in your trivium jammies every night. Either way, this video is amazing

  • @jayp393

    well you're half right, I don't hate" them, but I don't "like" them either. Other than the fact people like to see me make fun of them they don't really cross my mind. I'm apathetic, they exist but I struggle to care xD

  • 1:00

    I know the vocalist/bass player in that pic. Went to Bloodstock with them last year.

    Sound blokes.

  • @Jarrak

    Ah sweet. More Gloucester people! :D Yeah that was a pic from the last Halloween gig we did in the Brunnie, thats me on guitar Chavvin' it up!

  • @Paranoidave Brunswick FTW. :P

  • I love 2:12 the best. XD

  • New video = orgasm

    Using Rocky Horror picture = ultimate orgasm

  • haha, you skipped a part! Couldn't think of anything?!

  • @Guitarman8832

    I always skip parts for the sake of pacing.

    And to be honest, it was a spoken-word part where you could clearly here the words. I wasn't gonna NOT make the rest of the video because 4 lines are un-interpretable. A guy like you just sets out to find a reason to slander this video. Had I left hat bit it in you'd say

    "Ha ha, you can clearly hear the lyrics in that bit"

    No pleasing some people.

  • @Paranoidave

    Haha, no I wouldn't have! Lol, I could definitely see how you would think I would say that though. :P

    I was honestly in a rush this morning so I like wrote down the one thing that I had noticed at the time. Lol, I think it was hilarious, and I will never be able to listen to this song and take it seriously anymore.

    It was great. Lol, I love Trivium....but it's still funny.

    It would've been fantastic if you HAD gotten that part though. LOL

  • Another excellent interpretation from Master Dave. I like how the first video got the attention of the band and that they like it. That's something the butthurt fanboys should take notice of. Even the band has a sense of humor.

  • awesome again=D if trivium themselves can see the funny side of it then there's no reason fans like myself cant. keep it up!

  • Oh come the fuck on... Who clicked the dislike button...

  • Dave, you legend. Screw the haters. You've out done yourself this time, man.

  • I paused and read about John the Crab :')

    I love how Trivium appreciate you taking the piss out of them too :')

  • I love the fact that the band actually appreciates your mockery of them. Classic.

  • your finest work yet, dave

  • As ever, Dave has brought awesome to Trivium. I mean, I think their music sucks but they actually seem like fairly alright people so yeah, fair play to them.

  • fucking brilliant as always dave!

  • About bloody time!

  • the interview is my favorite part

  • We cut "Boat Rudder Strange Mountain" into a camping mat and showed it to Trivium, they laughed their asses off and we got some pics with them with it

  • trivium are one of my favorite bands but this is fucking hilarious!!

  • He's back!

  • I like this

    

  • LMAO i love the pic of oli sykes u put for fag

  • Loved it how you showed a picture of the d-bag from bring me the horizon with the word fag

  • OMFG THE BOAT RETURNS HALLE-FUCKING LU-YAAAHHH!!!!!!!~

  • @HammersmashedTaco hahahahah best thing ever

  • Haha I loved it man

  • love how you've stuck to your guns.you're champion :)

  • Nice timing. I just watched the Kalmah Interpretation video two days ago lol.

  • Lets fuck a goat made me die laughing!

  • I think the Crab looks more like a Steve!