Well, actually, sometimes they do. I tend to think that at a time of mass panic and threat from zombies they would have at least an assault rifle. But besides, having never fired a gun, I have no idea how reliable I'd be with one. I know I can handle a sword.
Remember the episode of "Kolshack: The Night Stalker" Where he found the zombie sleeping in the back of a car in a junkyard. He poured salt into his mouth, and sewed his leathery lips shut to keep the salt in.
That's not near as cool as killing a zombie with a sword, though. Great thoughts! Keep up the good work.
@eddplant I have started a survival group for this very reason.. called C.U.N.T., (Conflict Unit of Necessary Tactics) to organize and help survivors and eradicate the flesh munching walking corpses, We have several infiltration proof compounds all around the country stacked with food supplies water and produce seeds.. We are looking for people with your very motivated and prepared mind set.. We think you would make a Terrific C.U.N.T. and would be glad to welcome you in the unit
lol, i know they don't sell guns in the uk, (well actually they do but they aren't quite as widely available as i would imagine in some states if the us and other countries) but i love the fact that you make out that swords are easy to get hold of- wtf?? how many swords do u see in shop windows on ur trips to town? lmao :p
Oh yeah! It's great. Law abiding citizens can't defend themselves from gun toting criminals who don't pay attention to gun laws anyway. Gun crime increased in the UK and Australia when they banned guns. Look it up on the net.
I understand your point of view. However, I enjoy having the right and ability to defend myself with tools equivalent to what the "bad guy" might be using. Please don't feel I am picking on the Brits, I used to live near Cambridge, I'm half English myself.
Shaun of the Dead? Spades
Bobaloobo 2 years ago
fail
jimthemessiah 2 years ago
there will be lots of dead cops on the ground, take there gunz
zemchy 2 years ago
@zemchy cops in the UK dont carry guns on them
dutchgangsta1 2 years ago
Well, actually, sometimes they do. I tend to think that at a time of mass panic and threat from zombies they would have at least an assault rifle. But besides, having never fired a gun, I have no idea how reliable I'd be with one. I know I can handle a sword.
eddplant 2 years ago
my plan is i dont care if ur a zombie or not u move u die! and im not kidding i know im going to hell just bring it
ccrustyboot99 2 years ago
Remember the episode of "Kolshack: The Night Stalker" Where he found the zombie sleeping in the back of a car in a junkyard. He poured salt into his mouth, and sewed his leathery lips shut to keep the salt in.
That's not near as cool as killing a zombie with a sword, though. Great thoughts! Keep up the good work.
erfelgamazig 2 years ago
my plan RIDE AROUND ON A HORSE WITH A HIGH CALIBER PISTOL AND SWORD killing everything lol
ienjoysk8boarding 2 years ago
Zeitgeist Z-Day is a Total Hoax
"TheDocumentaryZone" Works for them
TiempoFinalReaL 2 years ago
UR ENGLISH UR ENGLISH UR ENGLISH UR ENGLISH UR ENGLISH UR ENGLISH - that means ur from england, like me :)
Jinx5934 2 years ago
OMG i was fucking latheing for ages when i red that comment haha
BenUK94 2 years ago
Watch "Zeitgeist" (on YouTube) today and find how you're being Duped by the globalists.
Z-Day = Zeitgeist Day and it is no laughing matter, there are marches going on today (March 15th) all around the world.
TheDocumentaryZone 3 years ago
it would look way cooler to fight zombies with swords...
elyzalee 3 years ago
my point exactly!
eddplant 3 years ago
would swords be sufficiant to kill zombies though ?
elyzalee 3 years ago
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@eddplant I have started a survival group for this very reason.. called C.U.N.T., (Conflict Unit of Necessary Tactics) to organize and help survivors and eradicate the flesh munching walking corpses, We have several infiltration proof compounds all around the country stacked with food supplies water and produce seeds.. We are looking for people with your very motivated and prepared mind set.. We think you would make a Terrific C.U.N.T. and would be glad to welcome you in the unit
CrazyKing570 1 year ago
well, how else do you suggest we pick up the l33t swords and gunz?
eddplant 3 years ago
well yes after gettin in the car....driving may be an idea :P
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spoonyoukidd 3 years ago
lol, i know they don't sell guns in the uk, (well actually they do but they aren't quite as widely available as i would imagine in some states if the us and other countries) but i love the fact that you make out that swords are easy to get hold of- wtf?? how many swords do u see in shop windows on ur trips to town? lmao :p
Frantabulous 3 years ago
randum question about a randum topic, how would you kill the zombies? arnt zombies already dead? lol :]
afirockslife 3 years ago
Destroy the brain....Or just totally destroy their heads....Or so it seems lol.
Burgoyne 3 years ago
guns are illegal in the UK?! WTF?! thats awesome!
vulcanbirdbrain 3 years ago
Oh yeah! It's great. Law abiding citizens can't defend themselves from gun toting criminals who don't pay attention to gun laws anyway. Gun crime increased in the UK and Australia when they banned guns. Look it up on the net.
NickEMT 3 years ago
Hey man, it's not all bad. I mean, I enjoy not having the power to potentially kill another human being.
eddplant 3 years ago
I understand your point of view. However, I enjoy having the right and ability to defend myself with tools equivalent to what the "bad guy" might be using. Please don't feel I am picking on the Brits, I used to live near Cambridge, I'm half English myself.
NickEMT 3 years ago
They aren't illegal...But you have to go through a bunch of BS to get one...It's worse there than in Canada to get one.
Burgoyne 3 years ago
Lol, good plan. I'd get a sword too.
LinkaNeo 3 years ago
i miss you..
haha. this made me laugh :)
BethOnTop 3 years ago
Glad I dont live in a remote village. I'd have enough to worry about with Zombies Never mind you. lol.
Kentheaceman 3 years ago
very good sir!
Toddly00 3 years ago
baaahahaha genius!
xx
PinkPacman 3 years ago
Slaughter everyone in the village... then keep a low profile. XD
MusicFromBlueSkies 3 years ago 5
Do it ninja style.
eddplant 3 years ago
Oh, jeez that was funny.
madithekilljoy 3 years ago
This is hilarious....I love it :D Thanks for the laughs! :)
loveisallineedXx 3 years ago
"..and then just indiscriminately kill everyone there.." That made me LOL.
It be a remote area, so yeah I guess that's fair enough. xD
hermaladrOitness 3 years ago 4
Lmao.
Thanks for the giggles :P
I loved this xD
DemisePSC 3 years ago