The World's Dumbest Shoppers- Patch 22

[FrailShiver]

I was born the year the Cabbage Patch Doll came out. My mom was sure to get me on for my first Christmas. ...I was kinda hoping to see her in this. XD

[laiosto]

Fucking retard Yanks.This proves the stupidity of the mob.

[extremlybored45]

is that what christmas is all about stealin a doll outta a kids hand, even though i have one in my arm, but damn...

[WolfWild15]

Mom:See this doll?See this little cute dawll?

Kid: *Nods*

Mom:Daddy had to kill somebody for this dall

Kid:o_____O

[squelchieblue]

"yes this is what christmas is about, asking rhetorical questions to people who aren't listening" LOL

this show is the best

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

those dolls are scarier than chucky

[emanl300]

SHE HAS A DOLL IN HER HAND SHE IS F***** GREEDY

[snoopyloverism]

Is this what christmast is all about? A full grown woman taking a doll out of a childs hands? Lol

[RAZOR2177]

caaa-bage patch doll, lol. this is great. This is also why i never go shopping on black friday. LOL, i wonder if they call it black friday because well, ya know.

[3rd8th1965]

Who are these C-Stars anyway?

[seannz100]

what the fuck is a cabbage patch doll? they look fucking ugly, surprised there isnt a horrow movie that i know about these fuckers coming to life and eating people...

[Aquel29]

@seannz100 I remember there was a parody of those dolls called Garbage Pail Kids. You can check Wikipedia for more details

[seannz100]

@Aquel29 they almost look the same haha

[OceanbornAngel]

Oh my God, I remember watching the news when I was a kid and wondering why all those grown ups were fighting each other for a doll.

[jasonn9000]

i wouldnt buy those if they paid me, doll looks like my ex-wife, hell no!

[cforce64]

Hell with those dolls. Transformers, G.I Joe, He Man, and Thundercats are where it's at.

[Taneeka09]

Thank God I was born in the 90's. So when my parents bought mine, they didn't have 2 risk their lives dealing with people casing a stampede in the store like a bunch of wild animals...

[RoadCaptainEntertain]

Simple minded slaves to advertisers.

[Sarajabar1]

why DOES NOT SHE GIVE HERS LOL SHE SAID FULL grown women took doll while she is full grown women too why is she holding the doll

[ceskreiser1]

uglyest fricking doll ever

[halofreak2553]

lol sounded like she kept saying

cabbage pitch doll

[seth5220]

Wow people died for a damn bloated doll?! What the hell were they thinking?!

[reinarosamunda]

God remember those freakin beanie babies???????UGH!!!!

[joedawg112]

@reinarosamunda then your god

[reinarosamunda]

@joedawg112 That's not what I was saying. LOL

[MetroidFanClub]

holy crap that many people for a retarded doll

[manga82890]

don't you ever think that hippie lady took that doll from that little girl

[manga82890]

you can hear a weird lady saying cabbage patch doll from 0:23 to 0:31

[manga82890]

this is why i never go to a store on christmis with enraged over obssesed cabbage patch obsseser's

[ZoanBlade90]

good to know people were crazy back then as well.

[dogdeball88]

lol who would want a doll thats soooo ugly????

[jennylover456]

hahaha such a retorical question indeed

[TheEscapedBalloon]

Cabbage Patch in the 80s, Beanie Babys in the 90s, and Tickle-Me-Elmo in the 2000s.. Things never change.

[ZoanBlade90]

@TheEscapedBalloon Ain't THAT the truth.

[REDTEAM22003]

The world's dumbest comedians with the world's dumbest punch line....

[splashlog01]

0:53 A young Justin Beiber

[fireredgyarados]

"Unh uh... -She on her own."

lawl

[41192tara]

"Is this what Christmas is all about?" lol

[kayjo101]

I never did like the name in the first place.

[swami00]

oh peretti. god love you.

[xXSkullXxXButcherXx]

The one thing I do like about them, is that they're all difrent, but I'm still kinda with Tanya on that one.

[Piroborian]

I was there for the beanie baby nonsense, but even seeing that I have trouble understanding that this shit actually happened.

[21Sarabi]

1:20 Makes a very good pt, lol.

[acethenuke114]

so mean lets steal all that womans stuff in her house see how she likes it >:(

[DiscoLuck]

keebige pish dall

[xXSkullXxXButcherXx]

@DiscoLuck Lol X3

[DiscoLuck]

@xXSkullXxXButcherXx XD

[hollisterbabe102]

is this what Christmas is about!!???

[anonymous133711]

those dolls are ugly... well most dolls are ugly i dont get it y they buy those stuff

[BeefersNinja]

Giabbage Patch Diall!!

[Doomraider1]

no internet in the 80's meant chaos in the stores during xmas

[KaiserVadin]

@Doomraider1 Close Out Fridays i never went to but i saw videos and boy is that insane for only a limited section of items at reduce price the item i want was still $60 on black friday and I thought videogames where included ....

[ScenicMirages]

Thank God I did not live in th 1980s. Looks stupid.

[DANEWMJsQaUd5001]

are dey fuckin serious over dat bullshit???

[XSkullxTotenKopfX]

cyyyaaabbiiiggeee pyaagggee dawwwlllll

[Musicluver9962]

get one off of ebay! its cheep and it will kill ur kids to see how ridiculously stupid it is!

[outstretchedwings]

Why would *anybody* fight over these ugly dolls?

[tidmouthmilk12]

THUMBS UP FOR STUFFED ANIMALS!!

[ronvins]

I always found the cabbage patch dolls creepy and disturbing

[simpsonNirvana94]

dumbasses....just dumbasses

[icanmyshoetie]

CABAWGE PATCH DAWLL

[juchi20]

CABBAGE PATCHHHHHHHHHHHH DOLLLLLLLLLL

[45united]

look what America is like...

[gamehound83]

Now their not worth shit

[sirkiller07]

@gamehound83 wrong if they are in good condition they are worth about a thousand buck Canadian there just are not many in good condition left

[WhitePony93]

Tanya Harding kinda looks like a grown up version of a cabbage patch doll...!!!

[scottscwalker]

ceeeeabagge peeach doll

[Reaperluver]

WOW!

I only had 2 Cabbage Patch Dolls growing up... and luckily that was in the 90's so my mom didn't have to almost get killed or kill someone to get it. XD

[274hikari]

i use to have one and i rape the head off it

[senorcaradeperro]

@274hikari you raped the head off? wow... that's actually kind of funny.

[TheBannana99]

pause at 1:45

[headshot369258147]

@TheBannana99 do you mean the women with the weird eye

[christheone8773]

I was working in a dept store when I was in college around 1984-1985 - we had those ugly ass things stacked up like a pyramid right in front of the store, and in about 10 minutes, the pyramid was demolished-

[212AttackBattalion1]

those things are so ugly.

[clubpenscoot180]

CABBAGE PATCH DAWLL

[milleniumfrisbee]

I know back then they were probably cute... but why would there be so many people trying to get at these ugly dolls?

[lolchick883]

i was always scared of cabbage patch dolls. lol!!!!

[bubuli1978]

Thank goodness I'm not girl Better switch to G.I. JOE...LOL

[amberthesuperfox]

thoses things are UGLY

[50bento]

lol wo its cabbagepatch go buuy a barbie or something dam

[mgmga1]

is it me or is it funny that at 0:48 the mom has a doll in her hand but wont give it to her daughter to make her stop crying xD

[tonpyo8]

LUV IT

[iodyn]

hooray for capitalism... making you want useless stuff some bad you would stampede kids and grandmother on your way then viciously fight for it. ps3 shootings anyone

[tiger55331]

What is so special about this doll?

[pikachuthesquirtle]

haha

[dstebbin]

That kinda sounds like the PS3 immediately after launch!

[lesterclaypool1]

They had knock off Cabbage Patch dolls with FLAMMABLE bodies.

I'm not shitting you, look it up.

[bomerman104]

and this is why there are wars people take and take but will bitch and complain and do nothing to give a littleback

[goodgirlrose]

my mom fu*k up on the dall and got me chucky XD

[gaaraXmitsuki]

@goodgirlrose: I love those dolls.

[goodgirlrose]

lol XD i love this 0:34 lol

[FrostbittenWolf]

Now we have Amazon so that we don't have to see Leif dopplegangers sobbing over some hideously deformed baby doll.

[hangover71]

i remember that madness, what dumb asses

[TRYER25]

Why would you want a doll that has "a belly button" when Barby has boobs?

[originallydc]

I hate that shit how little girls cry and fucking moms do to get shit for free.

[axl693]

You see this doll honey?? Daddy had to kill some one for it haha genius!!

[MrBlurtit]

@axl693 NO

[molleycole5]

kay bitch paush dawllz! LOL she sounds like my cd's when they scath and repeat

[faithfulmonkey]

if i lived in America and worked in a store id wear the approprate gear....full on American football equipment shoulders guards and helmet included not to mention a baseball bat just incase.

[95ellington]

LOL! I would bring my self a riot shield too.

[AmericanAviator]

@faithfulmonkey Well, looks like we need to get you a Visa, then.

[212AttackBattalion1]

@faithfulmonkey and call in a platoon of riot control officers.

[LegendofDelzaLol]

"caybig paycth dawll".....best accent ever

[furtherdefinitions]

A bunch of robotic sheep.

[ebay967]

haha this is funny

i have like 5 dolls lol

[GTAhero2010]

Cabage patch doll is ugly.

[2computer1]

The lady said "Cabbage Pitch Doll."

[honey4285]

Not for me Those things are scary

[8bitPikachu]

Hi im chuckie wanna play,

he kill cabbage patch marketing

[TheSaralysette]

cabbage patch dolls always had screwed up noses. I never liked the idea of babies growing out of plants. I wouldnt eat spinach when I was a kid cuz i thought i would get pregnant and would give birth to one of those abominations. scared the crap out of me.

Now I am all grown up and this video still scares the shit out of me. cuz i work in retail as a cashier and black friday is a coming!

[KingVirmire]

lmao

[urineTroubleBOY]

I remember having one of these when I was really young. Don't think I liked it much because I didn't have it very long like some of my other toys... :P Wonder what my parents had to go through to get it tho.

[CrashBandicootShaman]

I agree. Those dolls r ugly. My Crash Bandicoot doll is 10 times cuter than those things. Even Beanie Babies r cuter.

[EyeOfLyger]

It never seems to occur to people that mugging someone for a toy might not be worth it in the long run.

I guarantee in six months, all those Cabbage Patch dolls were at the bottom of toy boxes across America.

[ZenLay1968]

"GIVE ME A CAPAGEPATCH GOD DAM IT"

HE!HE!HE! thats funny stuff, especially the one about Lief Garrat.

Peace ^_^ ZenLay

[RyvernRaigon]

back then when my cuz was little,she used to be deadly afraid of this dolls,she used to scream and cry,seriously,i don't blame her,this dolls are ugly,donno why people like them lol

[cooldaddio15]

You see this doll, kid?

I had to kill someone for this doll.

[wiishadow4]

how much does a new wii game cost on black friday?

[Texasbevoboy]

o my goodness they still have some left...... I GOT TO GET ONE (NOT REALY)

[Dragonroar]

Cabbage Patch Dolls on sale? Why not video games, DVDs of a TV for crying out loud!

[blizzerdkong]

because it was the 1980's

[Dragonroar]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[blizzerdkong]

its ok most people don't want them anyway now. i remember my grandma gave me a cabbagepatch doll for my birthday one time

[Dragonroar]

Really? That's nice. ^^

[blizzerdkong]

not for me :(. they scared the living fuck out me as a kid

[Dragonroar]

Whoa, I had a doll once and it scared me when I was a kid.

[Saffroncreature]

i never buy a doll called cabbage patch i mean its stupid but i want to buy a video game on black friday instead of those doll people care about that shit for years

[Zekariu]

holy shit. this reminds me of like 2012 and everybodies panicking

[cutebanter]

I HATE cabbage patch dolls! I would never buy one, they're so ugly! My friend's mother has a cabbage patch doll from her childhood, and it looks kinda like the chucky doll. O.O *Horror music*

[peacefulinvasion]

Why not just get the girl a barbie or a polly pocket. Unlike the cabage patch kids, they actually look like a normal woman (or at least one that is pritty).

Dolls such as Bratz and cabage patch dolls are so ugly, that I wonder why little girls even like them. T_T

[GrimsClockwork]

In the 80's people where killing each other over cabbage patch dolls, and 10 years later they where killing each other over beanie babies, nice to know some things never change

[angelsantana007]

I think dolls are creapy lookin' just put about 27 things in your house that haves eye balls and they're figures and just keep em' there untill you're alone do't you feel like being watched? •_•

[boorawr400]

*Echoing* Cebbage Petch Doall....Cebbage Petch Doall...Cebbage Petch Doall...

lmfao

[Lecron4]

i just knew someone would've done that

[Shanook28]

I had two and I loved them. They're still up in the attic somewhere. They may not have been very cute, but they were really high quality. They're still in great shape.

[Shanook28]

"See this doll, honey? See this little cute doll? Daddy had to kill somebody for this doll."

Awesome. ^^

[SuperPapi2009]

for me i going shooping the DOLL of my Dream, i mean for F%$#^* not for collection, all night, no taxes, no feed, just for F%$#^^.

[AdorzAaliyahSince94]

woah, just had a flashback. those dolls had the hardest heads...my lil niece, back in the day, clocked me with one...not good! I remember my sister having a hard time getting her one back then, i didn't see what all the fuss was about.

[sethreubenchristians]

i bet the bitch that was asking who took the doll asking all the questionns took the doll

[demonicagent]

I find those dolls so creepy

[GonzoJam]

lol Lief in his youth years....

[XxXxkingxXxX2]

big whoop lady i have a belly button too

[JokerLoverGirl4ever1]

wow. lol the mom was holding a doll? WTF. greedy little son of a batch of cookies. lol

[MionSonozaki0012]

i got to agree that doll is ugly as jack ass shit

[SmashBro415]

I know Barbies are too idealistic. But Cabbage Patch Dolls are the exact opposite!!! They are so ugly, it's one of the greatest mysteries of the century why people buy them.

[skinpli]

CIBBAGE PATCH? lmaoooo id have some fun in that damn store.....throwing dolls all over the place hahahahah fuglyyyyyy

[fredfigglehorn122344]

1:06

[fredfigglehorn122344]

that girl was about 12 and crying about a ugly doll but she might kill for a ugly freacking doll omfg

[pickledfruit]

I know i never understood why people liked them so much. Nasty looking dolls.

[9Mexico9]

Cabbage patch dolls do look ugly lol

[Laura2cool]

"you see this doll honey? see this little doll? daddy had to kill someone for it"

[Akee1990]

GODDAM!!!Why didn't the U.S. Congress endorse that back in the 80's.maybe the economy wouldn't be as bad as now.

[xRandax94]

Eww those things are so fuckin ugly! LMAO Judy Gold 0:56

[MarcusAvon2]

Cabbage patch doll cabbage patch cabbage pach SHUT UP!!!!

[Veggirl7]

I had never liked Cabbage Patch Dolls and I never will.

They're ugly little things.

[hershykiss07]

as a child those dolls scared the hell out of me, always thought the cabbage patch dolls eyes were following me. :-|>

[jrich360]

I just came of with an idea, crap in a box. Only a limited number, looks like crap, smells like crap, tastes like crap...num num... only $19.99 for limited time while supplies last. Get your "Crap in a Box" today.

[koalastephanie]

Those doll are so ugly

[tjtaber1988]

Back when the Wii came out, everyone was in a rush. But, these dolls are what inspired the firestorm for new game consoles.

[dathanlo]

cyabege pyatch dowll

best part of the video imo

[EnglishRose719]

LOL I know that IS the best part!

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Daddy had to kill somebody for this doll!

[86Timewarp]

IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!

[Gaaraandsasuke12]

Leif garret was cute at a younger age but yet i dont like blondes

[Girfan200]

That ugly doll, in the 80's people where almost killing each other to get a Cabbage

Patch doll, now people don't even want them anymore.

[FLAduranie]

Cabbage Patch Kids are still a top selling doll to this day and have NEVER left the toy stores since 1983. So, that tells you people STILL want them and a lot of people collect them.

[crazyravensymone]

fuuuunnnny. i love this show!