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  • did you have iStone

  • she's been a bad school girl, she needs to be punished

  • istones

  • iphone and ipads and weed yep thats right

  • School food is nasty now lol

  • hahahaa how fucking old are you!?!?

  • Hahaha person below me has a hilarious life

  • You look like 40 years old !!!

  • who else thinks nerd glasses are sexy?

  • Fuck school, no wait i didnt mean that please ignore this coment

  • HOW THE HECK OLD IS SHE like if you ask this question yourself

  • No top comment this is my oportunity.....mmmmm..........­.......i like boobies

  • The studio that made the movie Spin is following me on Twitter. It comes out at the beginning of the year. I sat next to a guy that was an actor on 7th Heaven in High School, and a lady that worked on 7th Heaven with him is in the movie Spin I believe. It has some pretty big named actors in it I guess. That dude from Total Recall that chased Arnold around in it is in it. It looks like it will be pretty good.

  • Some local musicians seem to've heard of me, I can't imagine why. lol I remember I was talking to someone, and he said, "Holy shit he is a professional (like he had turrets syndrome)," and then said, "Hey! Do you want to come up and play a song with us?"

  • The sound guy and the singer opened up for some pretty famous bands.

  • I recorded a song with a guy that plays on the local TV station every Thursday was about the last thing I did, until recently.

  • The last time I almost made it I guess you could say, I was playing bass guitar with the sound guy for the local rock radio station and Freedom Hall, and the state fair and all that. We practiced for a couple of months, I was promised 3-5 shows a week which I could make a living on, then the drummer came in one day and said he could only do 1 show a month. Then I got kind of angry. I quit playing music for a while.

  • A couple of funky fresh bass licks... well, one wasn't but whatever.

  • Cool, Xandermusic (Alexander Cardinale) Singer/Songwriter. ...Recording Artist. Music featured on TVs Rookie Blue, One Tree Hill, Ghost Whisperer, Castle, Grey's Anatomy, Friends w/ Benefits & many more.... is not following me on twitter. I've just put some of my music out there, and I don't know how they've came across me, but all these people are starting to follow me, like the Sax player touring with Stevie Wonder is following me too. Wierd.

  • I've the music playing bug I think. I picked up my bass guitar and really haven't put it down for the past few days. I've basically played music almost my whole life but got serious about the bass guitar about 16 years ago. I played it almost everyday for about 14 years, but haven't picked up up much for the past two. It seems to be kind of fun again, and somehow I seem even better than I used to be, and I was known as the best around here for a while.

  • I remember one time this lady I used to know that died. She had a cattle farm. One time she sent me home with like... 200 dollars worth the steaks right after she had some cows slaughtered, and she cooked them, and they were really good, and I wish she hadn't of died.

  • I kind of feel like going out and pouncing on the hind quarters of a cow right now by golly. Roawr!!!

  • So, when my Grandfather used to say to me, "Don't forget to eat your beans," in a way he was actually kind of wrong. Eat meat! lol

  • When protein is consumed in greater amounts than can be processed, toxicity of the blood will result from the excessive amount of nitrogen in the blood. Excessive nitrogen impairs working capacity, and the accumulation of a nitrogen product, kinotoxin, in the muscles, causes fatigue.

  • Partially or incompletely digested proteins cannot be assimilated, and poisons are absorbed into the blood. Various symptoms of protein poisoning are experienced by different individuals, including burning of mouth, lips and throat, skin symptoms, nasal symptoms, and other signs of intolerance of certain foods and other substances, known as allergies.

  • But, that is wierd because this nutritional counter I recieved for Christmas counted the amount of protien in my diet. There was a lot of protein in plants, which is actually kind of bad too because you can also get something called protein poisoning whose symptoms are about the same as anemia.

  • Which B12's primary source is meat as well. You can't really get it anywhere else. Meat is good for you. It contains two things in it that cause humans not to be anemic, good iron, and B12.

  • Maybe one of the authors of one of the books exagerated a little, I don't know. Trying to scare people into eating the good stuff. Whatever. I remember it said that you can't excrete the other iron out though, and that it is bad for you, but that type of iron appears to come from beans and plants.

  • There are two forms of dietary iron: heme and nonheme. Heme iron is derived from hemoglobin, the protein in red blood cells that delivers oxygen to cells. Heme iron is found in animal foods that originally contained hemoglobin, such as red meats, fish, and poultry. Heme iron is absorbed better than nonheme iron, but most dietary iron is nonheme iron.

  • I remember by reading the books thought specifically that fortified foods are bad; especially, the iron that they put into them.

  • I don't know, I think heme is actually the bad kind of iron. It has been a while since I read the books. I might need to brush up on that a little bit. lol One of the two is bad.

  • Probably the iron in the fortified bread I was eating. Bread seems to help more than anything; although, the iron ferrous iron isn't good for you. Your body can't excrete it like it can the heme type of iron found in meat and that can lead to bad things like iron toxicity disease.

  • Some days I'll just be walking along, then I start shaking, feel like I'm about ready to fall to my knees, get dizzy and all that, start sweating, and then I just have to straight up devour some stuff. Then I usually feel better. Probably anemia. I was thinking I might be getting diabetic, but now I'm not so sure. Sweets don't really help or anything.

  • I figure I'll put myself on a regiment of that and Potassium. The Potassium helped for what seems like maybe an hour. That's about it.

  • I started slurring my speech then passed out. I hadn't been sleeping, I had headaches and all that. This may be the worste it has ever been. I should probably start taking that stuff again myself. I have some liquid stuff around here somewhere. The good stuff.

  • It is not suprising to me somehow that a lot of the symptoms of anemia also fall within the symptoms of a vitamin B12 deficiency. Headaches, fatigue, muscle cramps, insomnia, dizziness, all of which I had. I looked up my symptoms I've been having lately, and they seem to fall within that catagory, and they all seem to fall within the signs of a B12 deficiency. Makes sense to me. I remember taking some a long time ago and it was like I'd drank a 12 pack of beer.

  • Damn you old...

  • Cool, I'm going to Scarefest!!!

  • k, the 2 subjects i find pointles are keybording and history cuz by now most people know how to type fast without those fancy techniques and with history why do we need it the ancient egyptians are GONE! duh so realy do we need them?

  • Dunster

  • rectangular school pizza

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    I still hate school.. No matter what... Pointless shit.. besides math maybe.. and science.. but that's it.. No one wants to know what happen, or thought to have happened, 100 years ago... or whatever.. Fuck school. If I had one wish, ever since I was little, was to have every school on earth, blown up and enver rebuilt again. Haters gonna hate x3

  • @TheEyesofSorrow pointless shit? No one wants to know what happenes 100 years ago? Umm wtf dude maybe some people do care and without school you would know nothing you would be a dumb azz

  • he he funny ;)

  • yo dawg i would fuck her face

  • I remember watching those riots in France. Someone that looked about like you was standing there with a stick next to an overturned police vehicle that was on fire in a pair of daisy dukes in a motorcyle helmet. Sexy.

  • Someone told me, "If you're going to visit, you should get an apartment and stay there for like a month," and then they offered to pay for it. Then I started watching the news. Then it looked like everything started going crazy and everyone started going nuts.

  • Maybe just a coincidence, but I decided not to. I remember someone had me read a book once though. The whole theme of it was, "There is no such thing as a coincidence."

  • Oh I remember what happened after I started talking about visiting France. Almost seems like right after that there was a giant riot. Yea, I decided not to.

  • I wish I'd have been in LD classes instead of those AP classes where I had to study in the U of K Library because we weren't allowed to use our school books and actually had to research, maybe then I'd have had a higher GPA and one of those easy not dangerous jobs where I get paid a lot of money too.

  • These LD people sitting there trying to talk down at me? You know, and something (I mean for real) tells me you're not telling me the truth about that. I mean... come on.

  • BAHHA

  • My summer holiday Just sratred......YAYYYYYAAAAAAAYY! =D

  • I didn't know what the internet was until after high school though. Someone told me about email I think about 10th grade. I didn't get it. I was like, how do you send mail instantly through the phone FOR FREE? Then I thought how stupid that was. If you could send mail through the phone but you had to use the phone, why didn't you just call them?

  • Hey I lived in your town Karen! There was like 10 of us in the high school that lived "in town". :P

  • Gutsy of you to be sharing that.

    I apreciate it.

    Love you.

  • See that's what you get when you ask your grandpa what's up.

  • DeJaunDon... I am sorry... But... Really?

  • lol did u really have adhd cuz no offense it kinda seems like u do

  • DeJaunDon wtf?!

  • hello

    

  • I don't know, I guess all in all or all together that almost smacks of being a Federal Authority or su'm with people at work talking about being able to get us all bombs machine guns and stuff. You know and when I look at shit, do you know how much those State pieces of crap owe us right now? In this State alone it is like... 2 billion dollars, and some states it is like 11 million and they want to sucede from the Union... now.

  • @DeJuanDon um? What?

  • He was just a Deputy Sheriff Cop kind of guy... I was more like a Federal Authority... or something. They told me I was a Federal Contractor and gave me an Authority sticker for my hat and gave me my SKS Insurance.

  • Why did they call it protective custody when he committed a class D felony, and why was he suspended with pay instead of rotting in a cell? You know, according to the people I work with, I'm sort of the Authority here. They even gave me a sticker for my hat at work that said it on it "Authority".

  • I was out of town and I couldn't even make it to her funeral. I think my truck had even broken down. I was kind of stuck. When I did get back to town, I don't exactly remember it, but... I'm pretty sure it probably happened... but they told me I was screaming crying and they had to hold me down because I was screaming I was going to kill him. Yea, I don't know, maybe the other time was just kind of a rehearsal.

  • I remember one time there was this water fight after school let out for the year. They told me, "Grab her!" They dumped a cooler full of water over us. Seems like, that was about it actually.

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  • Heheh! She stuck her finger to my mouth so I started licking it.

  • Sometimes, I used to tell myself if she told me to go away she'd never have to see me again, but she never did because that is the way I am. Actually she just scooted a little closer, started rubbing my leg and said, "Does that make you horny?" I was just thinking, well, I'd better back off a little now or I'm going to get into so much trouble. It ain't, she's dead. I feel crazy. I need to get that out my head. You know, I thought about marrying her one day, but couldn't yet.

  • Sometimes, I feel like... when I was at work standing there next to hypothermia... I could die... just knowing you were okay... with a smile on my face. Maybe that is because you look so much like this other person I knew... and act like her... I don't know.

  • I would die for you.

  • I wore that dang thing for a month and it never even changed colors once. I let someone else wear it and it was all over the place.

  • School after School, "If your hands are ever bound bite their _____. Never let them take your fingerprints. Here is how to pass a lie detector test (which completely ruined my mood ring experience because it always stays blue which means calm)." I think I'm done now.

  • These people. "Well if they ever invaded here I'd be ready." Homeboy sitting over there with a box full of grenades and C-4 livin' in a trailor or whatever or a shack with his license. But when you look at it, they've already enslaved the people, so wtf? He isn't really prepared for shit. Someone asked the other day what they thought was the most dangerous weapon... everyone guess this and that, but I believe a well honed mind is the most dangerous weapon.

  • That guy was in the First Gulf War, like on the news when they was firing all those rockets at them and they was blocking them with other rockets... the real fucked up crazy ass War.

  • Something kind of funny in a way I guess. I remember one time I was talking to a guy at work about what was going on... a US Army guy. He said, "Maybe we should hang the Governor." I was like, "What? We can't do that." Next thing I see, he is on the news in the Hospital looking like he'd gotten his head rocked pretty good, and they said he wouldn't even cross the street without getting into an Armored Vehicle.

  • Them is perdy hands.

  • They people of the world already owe mine more money than anyone else according to that currency chart. I don't want you to hurt your hands.

  • That shit, it isn't just about me exactly. You know how many people that kind of stuff has happened to? What if you're at work and you're moving a computer and get carpal tunnel and can't type, like that one guy. They just stuck him out homeless living in his car... after all those years of work.

  • An Artillary Sergeant once directed to me a job website for the Fort. I believe he sent me to the wrong place. It was something that said members of the Military could come out of retirement at any time at the same rank they left it.

  • Calm down? Calm down? That's when these people like ass rape you... when you calm down.

  • I dropped all those people when I noticed something... or someone... thought maybe I needed to put all that shit aside for a minute.

  • I heard Oliver North over in Iraq say someone came up to him saluting him like a little Girl Scout on the news. That kind of pissed me off a little. The Scout Salute is universal between the two. My Award, a Ranger shirt that said est. in 1916. Boy Scout Rangers. Est. in 1916? Law says Boy Scouts were to be trained using the methods of 1916. They used to ship Boy Scouts off to WW2 as soon as they got out of high school. I looked into that. Shitty day, I never had a choice to even sign up.

  • I know in my Group, I was told I wasn't allowed to quit, and I'll be danged if I didn't still recieved a sort of award not too long ago. Some people might would even call a quitter a deserter and would kind of want to slit their throat, fuck'em up real bad, or something. Sometimes, somehow, inside, it feels kind of like they said to me, "You can't quit being who you are." One person once said to me, "Once a Scout, always a Scout."

  • @pinkalicious251 I don't think I was fucking talking to you. I was teaching a member or former member or whatever... a lot say they are... something... when I believe they sounded like they needed to go back to school. I guess my message was delivered though.

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  • @pinkalicious251 I've been bothering her for about half a year now or something... maybe even longer, and she hasn't... so... there...

  • @pinkalicious251 A Green Beret once said to me, "Has anyone ever talked to you like this? Here is what you do about that. He pretty well showed me how to kill someone or at least hurt them real good and make them with they was dead."

  • @pinkalicious251 Don't piss in my Cheerios.

  • @pinkalicious251 What nerve the internet I helped install while working for the Army Corps of Engineers gives to people. Isn't it funny how a member of Congress invented it? I garauntee you you wouldn't say that to my face. If she wants to block me she can. Who are you? She hasn't seemed to've blocked me yet.

  • I was looking at a Global Currency chart someone sent to me on Twitter before I dumped the account back when I had a lot of friends and followers on there, and the people of the world owe us a lot of fucking money. The viscious circle of money laundering maybe it should've been called.

  • French Maid? Maid? They owe the French people more money than anyone on the planet. How about a French boot in their ass?

  • @DeJaunDon SHUTTT THE FUUUUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I remember looking in the mirror once and at a certain angle I looked just like the Jolly Green Giant. Ho ho ho! And in Philidelphia at City Hall, there was a Statue that looked like a guy I used to work for named Marshal Farris, and some of those statues up there looked like me. That building is pretty cool.

  • Hermes actually, the Greek Messenger God. Odd I was a Scout growing up, and that is what Scouts do... deliver messages.

  • When I was at the gym the last time on the butterflies I was doing 300 lbs in sets of ten, and I was putting up 410 lbs on an inclined press. Some people say those are harder than a flat press... I don't think so... whatever. I guess it is what muscles you use the most at work and whatnot.

  • I think it was that. That morning I had the thought in my head, "If I can't be with the one I love, then I'll just work myself to death." But later I and someone else was lifting something together and he just kind of threw down his side of it causing a sever jerking motion in my back and creating a bulging disc. But, I also felt kind of like I had a heart attack. It was like someone had their hand around my heart and was squeezing it.

  • It took me a long time to get over that injury. When I go to the gym, and sit down at a machine, I can still use pretty much all the weights on everyone. I'm still not quite what I used to be though. I spent like 5 years sculpting my body to be in that shape, and it got ruined by a little fat boy at work in like a split second. For a while, I kind of looked like that statue of a Greek God. If not for the people around me, I'd have starved and died.

  • The US Constitution states that only Gold and Silver (Money) may be used as a payment of debts. In World Civ. they taught that Egyptian slave owners... if one of their slaves got hurt and could no longer perform their duties... they'd send them to re-education camps... a college for reassignment. That is what they did in that Court Room, they offered me College. I could've sent myself to College if they'd just paid me, or had surgeory for my back or whatever. They treated me like a slave.

  • I remember those riots in France, there was a guy sitting there next to a fire in a traffic island warming his hands and seeing the Police start to beat him... those British looking people, and a girl standing there that looked like you in a bicycle helmet holding a club next to an overturned Police vehicle that'd been set on fire. That is wierd. French, I guess.

  • There is a Statue of King Louis in Louisville. I wonder if there is one where the Louisiana Purchase was made... oh wait that was a bunch of smaller purchases just kind of clapped together into one big one.

  • You know what is really messed up, the people of the World owe the French people probably more money than anyone and they run around calling French people Trash and things. You know, the French funded the US side of the American Revolution against a bunch of Britishmen whom really had no right to be here and especially had no right to be setting rules on it.

  • Such as that little Nazi boy kicking that girl I knew upside the head, and giving her seizures for the rest of her life, and basically keeping her imprisoned in her own home with no contact with the outside world using her basically as a breeding dog... even calling her a "Bitch".

  • The Insignia I wore on my Uniforms were French. You know, it is the wierdest thing, I thought the French sent a bunch of stuff over here, but I really doubt it was for the people actually using it out there. "Yea, let's doll their whores up nicely before we screw'em in the ass, and send their men out to be our slaves!" "Kill the men rape the women," that is war a US Army Artillary man once told me. I might not like it, but that is what I see. "Old Frech Whore!" -Saturday Night Live

  • Those rules I was taught as a Scout are written into US Code.

  • The only Royalties they're paying are probably German.

  • Those billionaire "Oil Tycoon" Koch Brothers you hear about on the news... well I did... they come from Bevaria, Germany... like the Bevarian Illuminati... Nazis... the Red Baron... Robber Barons... ect.. ect.... just like those signs up in the basement of that Hospital I and my Granfather built with the Army Corps of Engineers basically praising probably Kiaser Wilhelm's grandson the US fought in WW1. Reminds me of when they'd take over a house and just threw their banners up everywhere in WW2.

  • Which is understandable because if they're not going to do that, then why'd they even sign up... it boggles the mind to think of any other reason. I remember being taught about that act as a Scout and how people aren't allowed to own mineral rights here and that makes no sense to me how someone could be an Oil Tycoon then or be saying they're paying someone Royalties for something they can't even own legally. Paying Royalties then would mean they're stealing.

  • They're using Egyptian slavery rules in the court system and they act like they're freeing people, or like people are free. It even forbids that kind of crap in the US Constitution which they've pretty well declared null and void in the Supreme Court, which actually is the only thing on this planet that even gives them a job. And, even the Posse Comitatus act says the only thing a Soldier is allowed to do is basically... Enforce the US Constitution.

  • Or, Heaven the Earth with a little Combat Training. That is where they said that.

  • Go to Hell huh, I kind of like the idea, "You've gotta be prepared to unleash Hell," he said... with a little pop pop pop.

  • Your rewards will be in heaven they said, and then they said to Heaven the Earth. I got bullshit.

  • Work all week from sun up to sun down on a farm as a child carrying buckets of food and stuff, and "Here is a nice crisp one dollar bill," at the end of the week. That'll teach you the value of it. It isn't worth much.

  • Go out there and build a billion dollar road, and they don't even give me enough money to live on really. I really don't think that is a good deal or a fair trade. I went to school for what I do too. Build a Hospital and can't even get into one if I need to. Hand them gold and get fed bullshit is pretty much a good analogy I guess; meanwhile, they sit over there selling a bunch of hot air to everybody.

  • It is almost like I've been told to "Go To Hell" up in here. Well, if I do they ain't gonna like it.

  • 2 John 1:8 "Look to yourselves that we loose not the things which we have wrought, but that we recieve a full reward." I don't think that bullshit quite covers the tab, or gas money, or even qualifies as being treated the way you should be.

  • I don't know. "A Scout treats others as he wants to be treated." Really, I mean... when I hand someone gold I don't expect a bullshit in return which seems to be what I've been fed. Helpful: A Scout is Helpful. A Scout cares about other people. He willingly volunteers to help others without expecting payment or reward. After you help someone though, I think you shouldn't let them just throw a middle finger up at you afterwards either. That is where the Kindness law comes in I think. These ain't.

  • "One shot, one kill!!!" Scout Law: Kind - A Scout is Kind. A Scout treats others the way he wants to be treated. Without good reason he does not harm or kill any living thing. "Kill them with kindness!!!" Brave: A Scout is Brave. A Scout can face danger although he is afraid. He has the courage to stand for what he thinks is right even if others laugh at him or threaten him.

    Bravery is a law for some people... appropriated by Congress.

  • "Keep 1 tracer round near the ____ of your magazine so you know when you are about out of ammo!!!"

  • "The proper way to cut a man's throat is _____ so they can't scream!!!" 

  • "If you're going to throw a hand grenade, count to ___ before you throw it!!!" "If you're going to fire a bazooka make sure you have at least a __ft clearance behind you!!!" Which, I think they've done away with those now. Stupid Scout Leader.

  • Lol. One of my Scout Leaders whom was a tank driver once said, "When you get out of your tank, you've got your grenades here, you've got your guns drawn, and you've got to be ready to unleash Hell!!!" "What do you have if your tank breaks down on you!!! A ten ton radio!!! Ah hah hah hah!!!" He made the same gesture a Navy Seal made whom was also a Scout Leader of mine when he was talking about a Survival Pack, "You've got your survival pack here..."

  • If you can't trust God, the Creator of all life and... everything there is... then what can you trust? Doesn't seem much reason to be alive then.

  • A Roman Soldier in Romans also said that no Jew or Gentile is good, not even one, that they was unrighteous, and they later hung the King of the Jews on a Cross and that was "Jesus" the root and offspring of King David. But God said that there would be many Kings and Great Men that would decend from Abraham and there would be an everlasting Covenant between them, which I guess God later rescinded "lied about to begin with" if God is the Perfect all knowing Almighty God... Then God is a lier.

  • Maybe it stuck with me because the lady I wanted to marry died, and we were so young... whatever.

  • Maybe my favorite verse I've ever read in the Holy Bible but Priests always messed up. The one I read said forever, but I can't find another Bible that says that. Ever since I read it the first time it has always stuck with me. 1 Corinthians 7:9 It is better to marry than to burn with passion forever.

  • 2 John 1:8 "Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward." Naw, this is all wrong. It is all wrong. In Romans it said that it still meant something, but if you break the laws then it didn't, but it didn't really mean anything according to what Galatians said. Whatever.

  • Well every male that wasn't... whatever. I guess all those years of Bible School paid off. They made me realize God is a lier. Scout Leader, "You will recieve your rewards in the Kingdom of Heaven." Combat Trainer, "Heaven the Earth." I got shit.

  • And God said that those of you that do not do what I say should be made to leave your company for they have broken my Covenant. And later on, "It doesn't matter. It doesn't mean anything."

  • I couldn't find any burn marks in the yard where it hit.

  • I really kind of don't care if I do rot in Hell in a way... or am taken out of the book of life or whatever... Better that than to sit around with a dishonorable lier.

  • God said it would be an everlasting Covenant, but apparently he didn't mean it. I thought the Devil was supposed to be the Great Deciever or whatever. I guess it sort of turned out God is a lier too.

  • I was angry about the Holy Bible where God sort of betrayed the Covenant he made with Abraham's people in the New Testament and Galatians I think it was.

  • I think it did. My whole window turned orange and kkkkkeeeeeew!!!

  • Just like when I was having a little fit at God the other day and lightning struck the side of the house... well, I got Aluminum on this shit Muthafuka and it is grounded. In yo' face God!!! lmao

  • Yea, I don't know, it was probably a loser that thought he was a winner that taught you to choke yourself out like that.

  • Choke yourself out? Who taught you that? Don't let them sit around and tell you to be some sort of loser... kick'em in the ass and rise above. Walk all over'em. Win!!!

  • You want to go at it Commando style... then you cut their fucking throats and be in it for fucking blood!!! Don't half ass it, win this shit!!! Figuratively speaking.

  • I'd love for you to sit here and make these videos all the time... but I believe you could go further than that.

  • Don't choke yourself out... say, "Eat my dust." It is what I used to do. It is how I used to win. It sure seemed to've pissed a lot of people off when I won at stuff, but... whatever. Just... don't become like... a Nancy Kerrigan or anything... but also... don't exactly care. But, it doesn't really matter what I want... go! It is about what you want, and you want to win this shit, go win this shit!!!

  • Dang it... you want to be an actor director... then go be the best darned actor director you can be. To heck with this YouTube stuff... that's like... small potatoes. It is like standing on stage in a bunch of different comedy clubs. I'm not trying to demean your success because that is pretty cool... I want you to go for the big time. Don't be complacent. Go be the next Elvira or something if that is what you're looking for or... whatever.

  • Sorry, the guy was doing like 35 mph in a 55 mph zone. Whatever, I'll leave you alone now.

  • That was actually after a Marine told me what he did when that happened to him once, except he told me he shot the guy's tires out and went right on around. I don't know why that popped into my head. I'm going to go away now for a while I guess.

  • Back to school for you. Hm. I remember one time, I rotated my tires like two months before,... whatever... I was driving down the road and I noticed my tire felt all wobbly. I was like wtf? I got out and saw I only had one lug nut on it. I also remember trying to pass someone once in my vehicle on my way home from work... and the person beside me speeding up and there was oncoming traffic so I hit the breaks and got behind everyone else.

  • Don't choke yourself out, Karen. Kick it in the ass, rise above, and soar.

  • My dad, everytime I would start to succeed at something... he'd just kind of kick me back down into the slave pit. He didn't want me to leave his home... and I know that because he started trying to kick my ass everytime I did. I on the other hand wanted to succeed, but that... I doubt is pretty well possible now. I was playing in a band once and he jumped up on stage and got in my face. And, then my truck kept breaking down. I'm pretty sure I'm not an idiot and I know what he did.

  • Lol. Like the vampire LeStat said, "I want to give you the choice... I... never had."

  • I would've been in a commercial as a boy if my dad wasn't such a dick. I probably wouldn't have all these injuries and stuff now either and wouldn't have to do all this pain in the ass back breaking work, but there is nothing I can do about that now. You can, you're hot!

  • What do I want? I want you to be successful, even moreso than you are right now. I want you to jump that hurdle and to go further than frickin' YouTube. You're awesome. Dress like a little starlet. Maybe to TV or something. You should, or at least try it. I want you to make it... because you could. You have everything talent... apparently guts in order to say some to say some of the things you do... looks... braieieieieins... stuff I used to have... that got all messed up... whatever.

  • Dress for success. From mid grade to something to blow their minds. Something to where they'd quit making fun of you saying you're stoned or whatever. You're beautiful, you deserve something beautiful.

  • Like, instead of buying many crappy beds, I bought one nice bed with a 10 year warranty. Like a 2,300 dollar bed on liquidation for 1,200 dollars or something like that.

  • People already asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I really don't exactly want much, but I told one of them, why don't you instead of buying me a bunch of cheap things... why don't you all go in together and buy me one nice thing? If they insist on it, that is what I want. I've told them I don't want presents, but they buy them anyways, and they just kind of sit around.

  • A beautiful lady deserves a pretty dress as a pretty dress deserves a beautiful lady.

  • I have like... 300 dollars in my bank account... and probably about the same then. Wtf did they invite me to millionaire's row I wonder.

  • I got to bartend at the Oaks and the KY Derby... there were all these drunk rich ladies pawing at me. I didn't exactly know what to do. They were the head of the Applebee's Corp.. They like... took pictures with me and stuff. The bartender upstairs was a Captain in the US Army. He wrote me a Thank You note and stuff. When the Derby was going on one rich drunk owner guy said, "Come over here dear boy and enjoy the race." I was track side in a Sky Box. I got invited to millionaire's row once.

  • They gave me an option? Sweet.

  • I had to wear tuxedo's at a bar tending job I had... they bought them for me. I got fired because I don't think the manager liked me butting in with his customers or that I made a higher grade than him in bartending school. They told me either I could return the tuxedos or not get paid, but the tuxedos were worth more than the paycheck; of course I kept them. I paid 1,500 dollars for that schooling, and that was about the best thing I got out of it. I made the highest grade ever made there a 99%

  • It would be nice to know your size, then I could buy you something really nice. A nice gown or cocktail dress or something. Not like these costume dresses I've seen girls wearing at places. I know how it is to play dress up. I've 3 tuxedos. lol I remember one night instantly some girl came up to me and said she wanted to have sex with me. ??? I was like, "Uh, no." I used to get invited places, and I'm poor as dirt.

  • You remind me SO MUCH about Amanda Bynes... You even sound like her!

  • in-in-in-INTERNET! :D

  • Eh HoVeRbOaRdS. LoL.