How not to 4WD

[lachynf18]

butter cutter tyres, no snorkel and a patrol , what more could be wrong ?

[TJTERMIN8R]

Lol. O well. Gotta love the Nissan patrol tho!

[BelloBudo007]

I think the winding up of the window at the end there is a nice touch. Hey it's all about experience. No one starts out experienced.

[madrx2]

SOOOO SILLY

[hoju37]

At least he's out there giving it a go. He'll know better next time.

Gotta start somewhere.

[VincentViolence]

@hoju37 I agree. 

[Mow284]

Typical of the majority of 4WD ERS. Only buy them for shopping and picking up the kids from Private school. Can tell that this person does no of road driving as there is no roo bar.

[brindabellaoffroad]

@Mow284 NEVER give a guy a hard time for getting out there... like you said so many fuckwits use them for shopping, at least he's giving it a go. and notice the laughing and joking... it's all good fun mate. if you're not getting stuck you aint trying hard enough.

[coprutd]

Never heard of the old stick test?

[XRSHacks4YouX]

fucking dumbass, that car is not made for that kind of track lolz :D

[brindabellaoffroad]

as long as you had fun!

[shantaez]

Invest in muddies and a snorkel! Good to see you had a go, to all you haters clearly hes not an enthusiast when it comes to offroading, give him a break!

[pooper2000]

water crossings in a diesel with no snorkel, that's smart...

[chrifus31037]

STUPID IDIOT !

[michaelwitham]

no snorkle and a zd30 hes playing with fire

[Warden0Au]

Peer pressure....spending large sums of money since before money was invented.

[squiddy102]

On road tyres by the looks of it, silly cunt!

[RastaMastaKonTiki]

@squiddy102 Well now I would have to agree that this wasn't the smartest off road driving I have seen, but we all make mistakes. The language is a little strong for the situation at hand I would say...

[sallman1243]

the only thing fucked here is the numb nut that drove the car into the bog not the car lol

[gedisdiop]

What a moron.

[maniacjack1996]

got damn city kids

[Eganizer100]

you stupid idoit. learn to 4x4

[MrEdhornsby]

but this guy is still a tit for driving in there with no prep on his car.

[MrEdhornsby]

i have a jap truck, (toyota 4runner) it's got a snokle, lift and muddys on it. and it's pretty good, reliable as hell. so before anyone says a jap truck or for that matter any truck is crap, think about what it was designed for. mine isn't a mental off roader and it shows, but i can cruise at 70 all day. i also have a race tuned offroader custom it goes anywhere but i wouldn't like to cruise all day in it. i'd be deaf and teeth full of bugs. always bare in mind what it was designed for

[NFSundrgrnd]

The reason he failed is because he's driving a Japanese truck I don't mind the cars but trucks suck

[moncier77]

wow, ever heard of lift and mud tires?

[dmfcnl]

If you're a crap driver your car won't matter.

[MRimports4life]

fucktard

[MrEdhornsby]

the yank has a point, but tell you what come over to blighty and put the yank truck off road with ours, it wouldn't stand a chance.on the same note though take our trucks to the states, the distances involved and the weights would kill our trucks. so live and let live i say. and don't be a prick saying my truck is better than yours lol

[D13fledermause]

@MrEdhornsby Exactly! Nobody seems to realize that it's not better cars in the U.S or U.K, it's just differences!

[ClubbySuperCharged]

The pathfinder isn't finding the right path.

[ropoly]

@ClubbySuperCharged PATROL not PATHFINDER

[HectorsOuterSpace]

Le Fail..

[Raycg2222]

lol nissan, try ford chevy and dodge

[TheNakerz5]

@Raycg2222 LOL. Its funny because Nissan and Toyota have some of the best 4WD's and ford, chev and dodge are just yankee shit.

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 It's funny because I've seen literally hundreds of American trucks with over 400,000 miles and haven't seen a single Nissan or Toyota truck that has accomplished the same feat.

[TheNakerz5]

@nathanischuck And how many of them have actually seen some hard out 4WD action? Just get a life and go back to your crappy fords

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 Most of them are actually farm trucks, which is actually worse than most off roading. Just get a life and go back to Japmobiles.

[TheNakerz5]

@nathanischuck Doing what on a farm? Putting around in 2nd gear with a few loads of hay? Mate, you don't know what your taling about. Real trucks are the Nissans, Toyotas and the good old Holden. I have never once seen a Ford, Chev or other yankee truck cross a bush creek over here. The 3 that I listed, I have lost count of how many times I have seen them do the seemingly impossible..

[Hirdy36]

@TheNakerz5 100% with ya mate, i have never in my life seen a ford or chevy on a 4wd track

[TheNakerz5]

@Hirdy36 I know aye

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 A stock 2WD Ranger probably could cross a bush creek. BTW more like towing 20,000 pounds of silage in 4WD so that they can get traction and doing it all day long.

[TheNakerz5]

@nathanischuck Your judging my your lack of hard fact, you sound like an American. Have you seen an Aussie creek crossing? Some of the creeks are fucking insane.

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 Actually I have seen them because I looked them up after you mentioned it. I have gone through far crazier stuff in my truck before, and my truck is not really for off-roading.

[TheNakerz5]

@nathanischuck Haha by far crazier do you mean a little yank stream? Come over here and go for a drive up to the Cape and see how your 'truck' likes it then. BTW, I have seen that many bush crossings and insane tracks in person..

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 No, we have designated roads in my county called unimproved roads. I dropped in a few holes in 2wd where the water/mud was nearly up to my window and got out without any issue. Back to the farming thing, I just wanted you to know that your yoda or nissan would not stand a chance doing what American vehicles will do.

[greenhound87]

@nathanischuck "AMERICA IS THE BEST!!" LOL.... We, believe it or not, do have american cars in Australia and they suck balls. Last time I saw one off road at all it got bogged in a creek and sucked in a gut load of water. Get your head out of your arse.

[nathanischuck]

@greenhound87 "JAPAN IS THE BEST!!" LOL.... We, believe it or not, do have Asian cars in America and they suck balls. Nobody takes them off road because they don't want to be horribly embarrased.

[TheNakerz5]

@greenhound87 Haha, with you all the way mate :). Yankee pieces of shit.

[TheNakerz5]

@nathanischuck Why do I not believe that? Yeah, a Toyota or Nissan or Holden wouldn't do it like a yank-shit would, they would do it better, faster and smoother. The American cars are built for more on road/light offroad comfort and the sports/muscle cars. Just face it that Holden, Nissan and Toyota do it better 4WD..

[nathanischuck]

@TheNakerz5 The cars are built for on road, but the trucks and jeeps are made to go off road. None of your brands could tow 20,000+ pounds, guaranteed. Obviously my opinion will not change and neither will yours so go ahead and comment one more time but I'm gunna stop arguing.

[greenhound87]

@nathanischuck 20k pounds??? lol WTF are you towing?... you can't win bud... big doesn't automatically mean good. unless you're an american wanker.

[nathanischuck]

@greenhound87 20,000 pounds is nothing here in america, an bigger usually does mean better when it comes to trucks.

[TrailsandTunes]

@nathanischuck Just because you have a vast number of fat fucks, that doesnt make 10 fucking tonnes a small amout of weight to tow.

[bachekharab]

nissan? bring an landcruiser

[skinnyfish111]

i love how he has the snatch strap pre-attached as if he knew he was gunna get stuck

[fourbypete]

I agree with literbikedoc. First rule in 4wdriving Tread lightly

Second rule check the depth.

What a fool!

[syngatesbestbud101]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[PavleP1]

no lift snorkel is he normal?

[literbikedoc]

WTF has the brand nor a snorkel have to do with the fact it got stuck!?

Mud hole was created by previous 4wders with bigger tyres ie 35"s and lift kits . The bog stock poo troll simply got hung up on its diffs!!

PS I agree with Brendan - its the fuckwits who play in these holes that are the reason it is getting ever harder to drive offroad at all. Greenies do not need excuses !!!

[chepe988]

JAJAJAJAJA what an idiot

[JeepXJ8895]

what is that a ratchet-strap hooked to the front of it?? lmao get a real strap, not one of those Auto-store $20 specials

[cl998]

Could have just stopped it at two seconds, or even had a still picture, of a Nissan Patrol to go with the heading "How not to 4wd"!

[tianaandnickalisuck]

polyurethane610 brendan0386 where are your videos, its never the car its the driver you dumb asses, you would be eaten by a croc before you even got 2inches near the water here in OZ.... Sick of try hards claiming a cars shit.

[polyurethane610]

dumb aussies

[brendan0386]

your first problem is it's a nissan and second is your an idiot why would you even attempt that with out a snorkel you obviously dont like your car either people like you are the ones always calling up needing to be recovered cause your stuck and your the reason they're closing all the tracks cause dumb arses like you destroy the areas whilst destroying your cars so in closing your a wanker.

[MsToasterlady]

The Argau Camping Toasters would be a great accessory

[Spacegoat92]

Forget about about all you people who say he should have had a jeep/pajero/landcruiser/hilux! He should have an M1 Abrams tank!!! I am superior to all of you!!! Heed my words and tremble in fear at my astounding wisdom!!!!

[hardkicka]

what do you expect its a lousy Nissan, that wouldnt happen to a Pajero or a Landcruiser, at least a Pajero and a Landcruiser would be able to do a reverse pullout in 4x4.

[snowboardALLday21]

should have had a jeep

[iENJOIskating209]

@snowboardALLday21 jeep wpuldnt have even made it closer than he did its sh@t

[snowboardALLday21]

@iENJOIskating209 r u retard go look at some jeep vids then respond 

[slammo10]

Not even close...

[camerageeks]

i know wht his problem is its a nissan

[thyrannosaurus]

Take a N-I-S-S-A-N

[Dibby59]

You attempted this with no snorkel, hmmm

[sackboom]

noob...

[lakkieonly]

uhm no terain tires ?

[ruready2012]

Is that out Menai?

[8391208]

Damn, looks like its just came out of the factory. Get some accesories dude!

[hellomate639]

That's what you get for driving a Nissan.

[mikefmale]

urban warrior in his pretty pathfinder. hasn't even bothered to put off-road tyres on it, let alone a snorkel. idiot.

[sddbug]

@mikefmale ** Patrol ... cough Poo trol

[TNTpyro]

mans got balls ill giv him that

[Buffik2000]

Не зная брода, не суйся в воду!

[gladdyboi1990]

ehh i made that mistake in my hilux cople years ago when i was 17 had a manual 3.8litre vp commy engin in it took it trou a water vrossing no snorkle , neally sent the conrods throu the side of the motor, now up graded to an 06 4.0 v6 single cab hilux and i wont take it throu deep water but the snorkles their just in case :P

[ftb28]

lol everyone laughs at him

[bigbluetank1]

He finally got stuck?????? That ride looked pretty clean to me!!

[joshuanel18]

i was always told that a bad mud hole is like a hot women with std's.. you want to hit it.. but are afraid of the consequences!

[19MART82]

Should have bought a defender

[00gravey00]

mate i have watched a 130 with a 4 " lift and 3 " body lift get stuck with 37 " tyers but fell free to give it a go and post it please

[19MART82]

i meant at least with a defender if you flood it out you can just get the hose pipe when you get home and rinse it out,no carpets or upholstery to start stinkin

[Biggermanalways]

@19MART82 Agreed Completely. silly nissans.

[nooki1102]

@Biggermanalways yeah we go were toyota are to scared too,,at least we dont break when we get it wrong hahaha (that will stir a few people up hahaha

[Biggermanalways]

@nooki1102 Also. Land Rovers make Toyotas Hilux's look like peices of plastic. My dad saw a Hilux get hit in traffic and get written off. Where as my family has been saved 3 times by landrover defenders/county's while the idiots who hit us ALWAYS had their cars get written off. Unbreakable my exaust pipe Toyota. (Keep in mind, i greatly respect toyota... but not as a 4WD)

[AUSteveo84]

@Biggermanalways land rovers are the biggest pieces of shit. that comes from a mechanic

[Biggermanalways]

@AUSteveo84 I to have worked on Landrovers and they do have a little problem in that nothing is perfect or square. But its very clear you've never used one to go 4WDing. If you had, you'd agree that they are the masters of 4WDing.

[sovereign126]

@Biggermanalways because hilux's ARE peices of shit.

get a 75 series. landrovers are for idiots with too much money.

[Biggermanalways]

@sovereign126 unless.... you buy an old second hand landrover for AU$2000 and then spend only $500 to repair the beast.

Also, Land rover TDI diesels are extremely easy to modify to accept oil from your local fish and chip shop... it also boosts the power rating a bit, makes them run smoothly and mean that my family spends less then the rest of you petrol guzzling gas heads.

So, verdict: Land rovers, if you love them, they actually surprisingly will reward you.

[sovereign126]

@Biggermanalways & if the fuel pump goes, you're paying twice that just for the fuel pump.

1HZ is quite happy drinking biofuel.

BUT it's horses for courses i'd say. personally i love my 75 series.

[Biggermanalways]

@sovereign126 The fuel pump is already replaced with an appropriate fuel pump (Cost only half because we actually know where to look for them), we also filter the oil properly, so it makes no difference.

For the sake of reducing this arguement, would you agree that, If you dont know where to get decently priced parts for your car, and you dont know how to look after it. It wont matter which car you drive, because you'll be paying out of arse for it anyway from ignorance?

[sovereign126]

@Biggermanalways yep, you're absalutely correct.

each has it's strong and weak points.

[WhiteBoyRocker88]

whats the point of laughing its not even funny what if it was there car stuck in water.

[00gravey00]

that chick you here laughing it is her car ..... fucked a

[natosuperman]

they all laughed until they all had to walk home

[glencw66]

maybe check the depth 1st

[kingv911]

all i see is wasted money when I watch these videos

[ih8umor]

just drive around next time, you idiot!!

[dadazh]

never drive around, pussy!!

[ih8umor]

@dadazh yeah thats cool if if its not your day to day drive but most of us cant afford to possibly destroy the family car...however if its your 4x4 toy i couldnt agree with you more!!

[dadazh]

@ih8umor: yes I'am agree with you too, if you have only one car it's better not to drowning it! I was joking with my comment! ;)

[ih8umor]

@dadazh lol no probs, at least WE get to laugh at their mistakes or should i say admire their bravado

[VRATED1]

No chance without a snorkel, where is the snorkel?? if the car got any further looks like the bonet would be under water. Lucky he got stuck there!

[1996zeeshan]

the air intakes on top of the bonnet on that nissan patrol

[weejimmymehrts]

@1996zeeshan

That's the air scoop for the intercooler. Not the air intake for the engine.

[callums60series]

@1996zeeshan no its not, that is the bonnet scoop for the intercooler, the air intake is still under the bonnet

[MrShepp4wd]

Put ya hand up if you agree!!

Come on wack em up!!

[MrShepp4wd]

This is my opinion and i'd say most of the people who know a thing or two bout offroad vehicles opinion. Get ya facts right first, Dakar herritage means nothing in this sitution!!!!!

[MrShepp4wd]

Memphis35 your tellin me a standard pajero/ shogun or triton/ l200 or whatever they are called would make it through that hole, or further than that Patrol,

You Talk Shit, Mate! pajero's are nowhere near as capable off road as a patrol or live axle cruiser! not a Friggin chance! I am a 4wd mechanic by trade and know the capabilities of both of the questioned vehicles, pajero's are better on road but eat the Patrol's shit for breakfast offroad,

[getayamaha]

also kinda depends on the driver

[djMRL]

i would def get further than that in my pajero.... and to be honest i have gone up hill where 3 patrol couldnt get up... yes patrols are great, but having said that comes down to the drivers of each 4wd!

[subiemon]

ok funny haha should a checked how deep it was before!!

[robertl9991]

hahahhahahh  What adick!

[Memphis35]

Mitsus are the only 4wd worth their salt these days. They have dakar heritage too.

[WadulaTheWogal]

All terrains are not for mud lol get some decent rubber and a bit of lift before you try again.

[hzj79]

peer pressure at its worst. totally mindless

[00gravey00]

go and watch her vid gravey is a dumb ass and tell me a toyota can do it

[chrisanderson1971]

just plain supid sorry

[hondarideit4life]

got the toyotas. tipcal nissan first site of water and it shits it self ha ha ha ha

[treads5]

At least he's using it, unlike 95% of toymotas around

[chargin48]

I highly doubt a toyota would even do this, they are good but over rated cause of badge, and good for the bloke for gettin it dirty, not just road dirt

[idriveabucket]

holy dooley i hope you got a spotter

[benzjewlz]

I buy old pieces of shit so when i fuck them it doesnt cost me a fortune, whats this vehicle worth?

[hyujkokozy]

$35000

[2zedish1]

nice try

[australianmade74]

na i got a jeep which would make it no worries, nissans are good its all just luck

[FluffyDonkey]

i know the rut he is going through, it gets about 1-2ft deeper than that at least,

that was over a ear ago, its probably worse now.

i doubt your jeep could make it, i know mine wont make it. (80 series cruiser)

[turb00st]

yeh lets all hit up deep water with no snorkel yay that was fun.... now lets go pay $10,000 to get our engines rebuilt...mmmmm now thats not fun is it

[YouraN1993R]

nissan's are pieces of shit. theyre grocery getting soccer mom piles of fuck

[RenegadeFaith]

LOL.. poor bloke. I have a toyota hehe.

Great video!

[gmhkiller]

get a toyota bloke

[LILJORDANS15]

nissan good driver shit

[unaccurate]

one word : nissan

[HiluxDrifters]

he probably would have cleared if if he got a little more run up and went left hand down right hand down. usually u can get the tyres to bite on the sides of the rutts

[depson2]

Idiot if you think that Patrol is a SUV than im sure that you know nothink about offroad. Nissan Patrol GR is one of the bests offroaders but im sure that you got XJ or poor wrangler so you can know nothink ;] check my profil and take a look how GRs rocks :D

[FordsBetter516]

first mistake...nissan+SUV

[jjaco41]

it is a nissen wat do expect i am a landruiser fan

[missietga]

yeah he got out took an

hour

[Almighty1223]

Did he get it out after

[DiePawsey]

pesky patrol diffs being so big that you get stuck up on them in any rut... and did your feet go for a swim inside the car?

[trahcceb]

someone needs to make tough trucks lol...he just needs bigger tyres and a locker....maybe a bit more experience

[00gravey00]

more experience you little piss ant it was done as a joke

[militaryman2007]

fucken Nissans lol

[missietga]

lol