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  • U will jump off a high cliff for a shinny penny?

  • Not 100 percent right that what the war after 400 years (they were worse than fag an the pickpocket) not to mention the fact that about Hitler being pissed off at his people(white people) being sold into slavery and there are also alot of black people pissed off at the Jews for picking their destiny making them black, No one want s to be black!no one wanted nappy hair do you know what it costs to maintain? Jew R Greedy , never pay their debt and the only one to get loan free interests loans!

  • How'd the grand canyon get created?

    A jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.

    Why did the Jews wander around the desert for 40 days?

    because they heard somebody dropped a quarter.

  • what about bag of new minted pennies?

    parden me so what is the running joke with jews and shiney pennys?

  • that is hilarious

  • another funny JEW VIDEO?

    2 jews, 1 bagel

    by fatpandaprod

  • i think you would be more inclined to jump if it was a pre 1982 penny, of course I don't have to explain myself because you probably already know.

  • Having listened to the brilliant humour and having read some comments posted below then I would have to say that I would probably convince one of the below to jump for me..:))

  • @hadukinman was that suppose to be a joke? Bc that wasn't funny..

  • How do get 1000 jews in a car? throw a penny in it

    How do u get them out? Tell then hitlers driving

  • @hadukinman

    How you get 1000 jews in a car? Tell them that Hitler is coming

    Was is written on Hitlers gravestone? Gas bill not payed :)

  • Two jews fighting over a penny invented copper wire

  • if you drop the penny on the floor and there are jews around then the penny will be lost FOREVER . It will be 2012 . Jews will fight against jews .

  • should'nt this guy be killing and stealing land from people, jews didnt even give the world a chance to feel bad for them for ww2 cause the turned around and did the same thing that hitler did to them, also the jews act like they were the only race hurt in ww2

  • @keithruels24 hey buddy get your facts straight don' just go commenting when you don't no shiyt k? because the jews were given a small bit and they said okay then 5 arab nations attacked and they fought back which resulted in some land gain we offered the arabs living there for them to stay but most of them did not and therefore went to other arab lands in which arab government put in refugee camps to make the jews look bad for what they did while the we built housees for ours, learn next time

  • LMAO.. Actually the soulful great Lionel Richie has written a song about such an event that took place in history.. It's called *drum roll*, "Penny Lover".. Speaking of the penny, did you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish? Yeah, poor guy was shot in the Temple... and we wonder why the world can't stand us? haha

  • why is the guy who says jew are fucking evil fucking evil, so fuck you jew haters

  • is it true jews make good firestarters?

  • Did he Dieded?

  • the answer the jew would jump after it

  • stupid jew

  • Oh my god it's a queer Jew! WOW!

  • you should learn how to talk before tryin to be a smart ass

  • But iDon't understand either way it's a penny at the end of the day and why would you want to jump of a cliff for something which doesn't really have a lot of value. If you told "would you jump of a cliff for £20,000?" then we can talk business but depends on the circumstances

  • What a poor attempt at humor.

  • i rather be muslim....even though they smell like cat urine.

  • erm i'm muslim and i smell really good, btw muslims have to wash themsleves 5 times a day

  • @fathersecrets

    and they still smell like shit?

  • how bout a penny in easy bake oven

  • LMAO!

  • @hcwcars1 dude is it really worth making jokes about 11 million people not just jews that died in camps? let me ask you this is it okay to say something about 911 no and in order to get as many people that died in the camps not affected only death, you would have to have more than three hundred and sixty thousand 911s that would be an estimated of 83 9/11's a day for twelve yearsnow you may mean this as a joke and im not saying you suck big donkey cock but how bout you think before you say

  • subscribed man , you are really funny , loved your videos.

  • Hey I really liked this video. You have a special talent in humour! I couldn't stop laughing when you said "depends"! Obviously i know you wouldn't jump, but watching you rationalizing the possibility was hillarious :)

  • why this fucking jew people exist???

    THEY are war!!!

  • screw you

  • if u werent jewish this would be really rascist

  • well he looks really really jewish

  • These are one of those times where im sad because hitlers gone.

  • okay now i cant tell if ur kidding or not about this video

  • you are not a jew , was your ancestor at the mountain with moses , NO , then you are not a jew . you are ugly enough to be one , but you are not one.

  • 0:07 NO 1 FUCKING MISSED U, U JEW!!!

  • take the fucking penny you stupied jew cheap fag

  • jews aren't cheap. thats the biggest stereotype. in haiti, jews have doctors helping people from the earthquake. they are the most charitable people on earth. i hate it when people say that.

  • hahahaha

  • dude this guy is funny as fuck...

  • No, this guy is a fucking jew and stupid. Of course, give a Jew a penny and he won't give in return. Yep! Jews are nothing but money grubbing golddiggers.

  • HItler was right about JEWS! They are cheap and fucking annoying most of the time. I HATE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • He's a cheap jew, son of a betch!

  • To all of the idiots who have posted below (or above, if you click "view all 132 comments")... are you seriously that stupid? This video was hilarious, because he was being SARCASTIC. The man, clearly a jew like myself, is playing on the stereotype that jews are cheap w/ hyperbole and doing so quite brilliantly. You anti-semites are so damn blind that you believe he'd actually jump off a cliff for a penny ...well, I would too if it was shiny enough ;)

    My advice: Stop the hate and appreciate.

  • OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION.

    isn't it true that a jew cant shake a womans hand just in case they had their period becaus eit was considered "dirty" because today i was at the local waterpark and i was dared to try and shake this jews hand and he wouldnt, and he gave me the same explaination that i thought it was.

  • @chloehannah123 it may be that case with the ultra orthadox i don't know however most jews will most likely shake your hand i never heard of that before though haha happy hunting :)

  • dude your just making fun of jews... pretty fuckn hilarious

  • i don't think this guy is a jew, he just makes fun of himself and says bullshit,. why would a jew give a bad impression of him and his religion? he woulden't, this guy is not a jew

  • im trying to find out but there is some relly good things on utube about them

    eg go and have a look at this

    Talmud - Jewish law, ethics, customs and history

  • @blackpigpigxxx fuck you

  • if i put 2 pennies in your moms pussy would u go after it?

  • i used to work as bellman in a hotel and we had a jewish wedding so i was happy because i make a good money in a wadding but in this fucking jews wedding the whole family took one floor the first one gave me 5 dollars i was happy because the wedding just started but this lady she telling everybody do not tipe me because she tips me already .and also i wanna say that the asian are cheap too especially the indians

  • Pleae tell me more. What is your base pay? What do you do that makes you feel entitled to be tipped?

  • but why would u jump for just one penny,

    surprising

  • You give Jews a bad name.

  • seriously, like wtf.

    who the hell would jump off a clif for a nickel...

    you seriously should take off these videos your making jews sound like cheap pices of shit

  • He's only joking you nit wit.

  • It's a bad joke you shithead.

  • Your a whimp.. you should keep your mouth shut.

  • Why not build some integrity before mouthing off and starting arguments like an attention seeking pussy? Silence for old losers like you is golden.

  • shut up duchbag. Before I slap the shit outta you.. illigemate faggot.

  • How exactly would you slap the shit out of me? Through the computer screen? Your empty threat only shows what a pussy you are. Even if we did meet, I'd pounce your 57 year old decrepit ass. Learn how to spell, you stupid turd.

  • I bounced your mother last night... asshole.

  • My mom mentioned some old Sicilian guy tried to jump her the other night. But when he pulled out his shriveled, limp dick, she laughed so hard he ran off crying. So that was you, scrambiano. LOL! What a sad motherfucker. Literally.

  • umm okay weirddd ,like ur just ansewring in a very stereotypical answer though.. like you should just talk about how others think that jews only care about money..

  • מה איתי. האם אני יכול להעליב אף אחד?

  • 1:02 LMAO!!!

  • U FUkinnn CHeappp Whoreee! Hahahaha A pennyy. BItchhh go fuck urself! BETTER! .. ummm. R U GAY???

  • ........heeb.

  • you sound like someone who doesn't get laid... loser

  • haha dude go suck a chode u suck

  • would u suck  a dick

  • look an euro !!! go quikley , cheap jew !!

  • EMMMMM nice girl.....EHMMMMM but hairy

  • you look sound and Act like a super faggot. soothing ass faggot. go sooth on a dick u fuckin jew.

  • i would push you over that cliff. even if it was 2 feet high.

  • lol\

  • So picture this...

    im walking down the street and its really high traffic..if i throw a shinny ass penny im talkin 2008 made!!!!!

    ur defiantly jumpin in front of the huge ass bus to grab that right!!

  • LMFAO..

    i hope u r jokin but idn

  • Of course one has to also take inflation into account :-)

  • i wouldent even jump off a cliff 150 feet for $10 but the jews need their pocket change soo they would do it for anything

  • I'm sorry but pennys are worthless...

  • what do u mean true fucking jew???

  • i would give away over 9000 pennys just to see you fight over them...no offence but when u say that it seems like u would be more than happy to have a fight over some pennys

  • dubm ass a cliff is tall not short where not talking about a hill

  • will u and a bother jew make a video where u fight over a penny plz ty

  • I like you man! I don't see why you people have to write a comment or even look at the movies if u don't like jews. keep on answer your questions the way you do!

  • what a jew lol

  • funny , god bless you. i take it you will die for the penny that is worth over a million us dollars. , well then fire rescue or the sucker that pick up the body will take the penny and have him self another penny good bad or uggly. but your boddie is funny on the papier..newsppapier that will be 28cent with tax. funny dude. i hope no one listens to yuur good advise , you rule you are funny.

  • fuck off fuckin' jew

  • weird

  • nice joeyadamsTAW ima start sayin that lol

  • "Don't be a Jew, Spend a few"

  • JoeyAdamsTAW ahahahahaha

  • HILARIOUS! If i saw an iphone down the cliff i still wouldnt jump off!....but a penny? You cant even buy anything with that!

  • you do know he's taking the piss via satire out of anti-semites don't you?

  • WOW! in simplest words HILARIOUS!!! and this guy was serious....unbelievable....i wouldnt even jump off a cliff even if i found an iphone!

  • omg ,I almost died that was great.

  • BEST QUESTION EVER.

  • BEARED FREAK!

  • I like hairy jews

  • I have only one question for him, "Is he gay?"

  • jews did wtc

  • i agree.. thats why i dont fly anymore

  • wtf ?

  • No they didn't.

  • your that cheap

  • why do people do this, its just so stupid

  • why do people do this, its just so stupid

  • i soothed this guy's mom....i bet he has no life! hahahhahahahaha

  • he wears skirts

  • he wears skirts

  • the jewish stereotype of penny pinching only brings us to worlds not so popular stereotype that all jews are rich. moral of the story...

    pinch pennies and youl have more. pretty basic.

    a penny pinched is a penny earned -ae (jew)

  • bloody jew he knows to answer....wow mosus and the cow

  • thats a great way to handle an offensive comment! lol, i admire this guy's wit!

  • lol I love cheap jews

  • dude, you're naturally funny, your very voice mkes me lol!! u should get your own show. :))

  • Riddle - what's black, hot, yellow and REALLY funny

    Answer - a flaming school bus full of niggers falling off a cliff

  • Why do jews have such big noses???

    Because air is FREE!!!

  • The Jew and the Penny

    its a joke dude, it means that jews would do anything for the money!

  • Way to turn a hate comment into something funny. :)

  • Ahhh Poor jews... Heres one for yea, How do you Fit 50 jews in a Bmw???? 2 in the Front 2 in the back and 46 in the ash tray

  • This is a great man who gave a wise answer. and who ever does not get it, is a total moron.

  • dry sarcastic humor, i know jewish people with the same exact kind of humor, its the shit!!!!

  • hehehheheheheheh love ur sarcasism lol....some ppl dont understand the meaning of joking

  • How do you get 100 jews into a car?

    Throw a quarter in it.

    How do you get them out again?

    Tell them Hilter is driving.

  • Who dig the Grand canyon ?

    Jew .

    Jew oh how ?

    A jewish man treveld the area and lost a Dime.

  • LOL! :D good one!

  • Hey,

    Nice job, dnt jump off the cliff if its to high we still want u at our shabbat table.

  • OMG you have to be kidding me!!

  • Hey, you are no Seinfeld, so, shut up. You sound as foolish as you look!

  • He's only joking, people!

  • Briliant, You took the most offensave comment in the world and made it entertaining.

  • i hope you're fucking joking. you are not helping the cause.

  • what cause?

  • basically jews showing that all those dumbass stereotypes are just that... dumbass stereotypes and therefore have no factual basis

  • But there are truths in stereotypes that's how stereotypes come across in the first place no matter how much you try to get rid of stereotypes they will still be there because it's natural for people of the said group to add to them

  • well the cheap jew stereotype came about only because there was a period of time where the only jobs jews could have was being a money lender, and since they had to collect interest for their job, there was a 'cheap jew' stereotype.

    and no doubt there are cheap jews out there, but it's like that in any group. hardly enough to have a good reason to keep the stereotype going even though it does.

  • WTF?

  • LOL

  • this has to be a joke....lol

  • i hate cheap fucking jews

  • Lol haha man i gott ya

  • Good answer. Very honest.

  • OMG!!!! for a nickle or dime??? shinny penny???? WTF!!!!!!!!!! R U RETARDED??????? OMG... SO IF I THROW A SHINNY PENNY IN THE OVEN WILL YOU JUMP FOR IT?

  • haiebrt...if you put a penny in your ass...maybe he will go for it...

  • shmuly it's so good 2 c u on utube

    but,

    di darft dich nisht farenferen far alle stupid questions

    mach oif dein aigene questions!! k'ili einer hut es gefregt and just some advice from a friend ( di darfst reden shneller es is boring ven men zeit a video in m'ret shtat

    di darfst shraben voos di vilst zogen fin foorois in git iber chazarin)

  • yeah

  • ha- that video is kinda funny.

  • HAHA, great answer :)

  • lol only a jew would ask 'how high is the cliff'

  • just answer the damn question u filthy swine

  • Show me a Muslim that can demonstrate even a sliver of self irony or self deprecating humor. Catholics can, Jews can. It sounds trite but if we can't laugh at our ourselves...

  • your an idiot

  • first off a cliff is high and if you jumped off it, you would die. second, jews are the most materialistic people on earth. the guy just said he would jump of for a penny ( under some circumstances). none the less, he is very greedy just like all jews. we should kill all jews before its too late

  • Aren't you just the gifted one in the classroom?

  • FUCKIN STUPID JEWBAG GO FUCK UR MOM AND GUESS WUT I JUST GOT A FUCKIN SHINNY PEENIS AKA PENNY U FUCKIN JEWISH MOTHERFUCKING NIGGAS I WISH THAT HITLER WAS HERE TO FUCKIN KILL U AND PUT U IN A GAS CHAMBER I HATE JEWS SOO GREEDy

  • very articulate aren't you?

  • Dude, I'm jewish and the whole drop a penny thing REALLY pisses me off. I once had a friend who boasted that he would pick the penny up, every time he said this, I wanted to attack him. I think it's good to be frugal but not to be cheap. Frugal is when you don't buy lotto tickets or fancy clothes, cheap is when you won't lend a friend a few dollars or when you pick up that damn penny. I'm frugal, and watch my money like a hawk, but no one's ever called me cheap.

  • dude, first off, the guy in the vid makes stupid shit up ( how high is the cliff, is it a shiny penny?!?) what the fuck does that mean. and then he makes a stupid excuse saying "nobody leaves me details". first off a cliff is high and if you jumped off it, you would die. second, jews are the most materialistic people on earth. the guy just said he would jump of for a penny ( under some circumstances). none the less, he is very greedy just like all jews.

  • In estimating worldly values the Jew is not shallow, but deep. With precocious wisdom he found out in the morning of time that some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and that over these ideals they dispute and cannot unite - but that they all worship money; so he made it the end and aim of his life to get it. -Mark Twain-

  • This video is satire. If you didn't know that already - I am sorry.

  • goto hell

  • lol shmuly that was hilarious.

  • What if it were a 1909 s vdb in mint condition? How do you do these with a straight face?

  • Why not wait at the bottom of the cliff?

  • you are so cute! I wish I had had a friend like you back in elementary school when I was always getting pushed around for being jewish.

  • Did you even DO a cost/benefit analysis on the penny? What if it were an Indian penny from the 1800s? That penny is worth more than a shiny NEW penny. Think about it dude...

  • LMAO, Oh I just could not stop laughing, my head hurts from it.

  • My answer to that question is, "I wouldn't be up on the cliff to begin with, so the question is not applicable", lol. Cliffs are beautiful and once up there most are not looking 'down" on the ground, and a penny couldn't be seen down below. I do not understand the purpose of that question; do you?

  • i was on the eiffel tower recently, and the person next to me dropped a quarter! 25 whole entire cents, imagine that. anyway, of course i jumped. and i got it:) any idea how high te eiffel tower is?

  • hahahahaha. Hilarious. I love it.

  • don't you just love stereotypes!