Задорнова не очень люблю, но в этом концерте он зачитывал "стихи" одного банкира. Они почему-то вырезаны из этого ролика( 2:12) В этих двустишьях, больше юмора чем во всем задорновском концерте. Где найти полную версию, может кто подскажет.
You don't need much skill for this, you just need to be an optimist, an optimist is when you come even to the cemetery and instead of grave crosses you see the "+" sign. Then he wishes good human happiness (as if there is inhuman happiness) and a nice breakfast after New Year's night.
Members of Russian polar expeditions have a special occupation in Antarctica: a penguin lifter. Penguins live around our settlements and when a plane takes off, the penguins don't understand what is going on and every time they follow the plane with their eyes. And they fall backwards & can't get up by themselves. Then a dude has to drive out and lift up the penguins.
In Russia we spend 15 days just buying food to be eaten in one night. Before 12am it's not eating, it's saying goodbye to the old year, it's a warm-up before eating. Meat, salami, nuts, mushrooms, tomatoes, herring with mayonnaise, soup, stock, piroshki --that's nothing, it's a warm-up. Then after 12am, after president congratulates the country, man says, wife, do we have anything to eat?
People say to each other on New Year's Night: "live long", but after what you eat on this night, you will only have 2 days left to live. Because nobody can eat this much on New Year's night. I celebrated New Year's in Paris and I was disappointed. Everybody went home at half past 12. They were too tired from celebrating Christmas.
This homeless guy used to go to people's apartments every day and he always asked for bread, but once he came & said: give me cake. The owner says, you know, are you crazy, you always want bread and now you are demanding cake. And the homeless dude says: it's my birthday today.
An old man was in intensive care in hospital. Above his bed were buttons & they were not labeled & it was not clear what they do: do you call the other world, god, do you catapult yourself, not clear. One patient wanted to have some fun & he stuck a band aid beneath those buttons & wrote "morgue". Imagine new patient's feelings when he had to lie on that bed.
A crowd stands next to a building & looks upwards, on the edge of a roof is a person, not clear if he is going to jump or not. One woman says to another: "god, if he doesn't jump now I'll miss my bus". A cop stops a woman driver & says: "You have your seat belt on. Are you drunk or sth?" (nobody wears seat belts in Russia).
xoroshi iumorist
TheShota99 2 months ago
klassnaia skazka pro ruchechkuuu hahahaha
Verit085 1 year ago
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sexykatie90 1 year ago
Задорнов супер!!!!!!!
mashmax82 2 years ago 2
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This is so awesome!
trinix777 2 years ago
обожаю Задорнова. правда врёт иногда, но позитивно))
Amazzzonka007 2 years ago 2
люблю слушать Задорнова перед сном, быстро засыпаешь.
kokov25 2 years ago
Задорнова не очень люблю, но в этом концерте он зачитывал "стихи" одного банкира. Они почему-то вырезаны из этого ролика( 2:12) В этих двустишьях, больше юмора чем во всем задорновском концерте. Где найти полную версию, может кто подскажет.
mnepoxui 2 years ago
torrent
russianspy1991 2 years ago
why you did montage?
tsalkinec89 3 years ago
fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MasterChiefL 3 years ago 3
ohuenno smesno!!!!!!!!!!!
JamesCnotactYelena 3 years ago 3
axuenno!!!!!....
2pacimalive 4 years ago 5
блин, жаль что обрезано.
kerneIpanic 4 years ago 20
russianspy1991, спасибо!!!
Nataliyamusic 4 years ago 7
You don't need much skill for this, you just need to be an optimist, an optimist is when you come even to the cemetery and instead of grave crosses you see the "+" sign. Then he wishes good human happiness (as if there is inhuman happiness) and a nice breakfast after New Year's night.
veronicav27 4 years ago 5
Members of Russian polar expeditions have a special occupation in Antarctica: a penguin lifter. Penguins live around our settlements and when a plane takes off, the penguins don't understand what is going on and every time they follow the plane with their eyes. And they fall backwards & can't get up by themselves. Then a dude has to drive out and lift up the penguins.
veronicav27 4 years ago 7
In Russia we spend 15 days just buying food to be eaten in one night. Before 12am it's not eating, it's saying goodbye to the old year, it's a warm-up before eating. Meat, salami, nuts, mushrooms, tomatoes, herring with mayonnaise, soup, stock, piroshki --that's nothing, it's a warm-up. Then after 12am, after president congratulates the country, man says, wife, do we have anything to eat?
veronicav27 4 years ago 7
People say to each other on New Year's Night: "live long", but after what you eat on this night, you will only have 2 days left to live. Because nobody can eat this much on New Year's night. I celebrated New Year's in Paris and I was disappointed. Everybody went home at half past 12. They were too tired from celebrating Christmas.
veronicav27 4 years ago 3
This homeless guy used to go to people's apartments every day and he always asked for bread, but once he came & said: give me cake. The owner says, you know, are you crazy, you always want bread and now you are demanding cake. And the homeless dude says: it's my birthday today.
veronicav27 4 years ago 3
An old man was in intensive care in hospital. Above his bed were buttons & they were not labeled & it was not clear what they do: do you call the other world, god, do you catapult yourself, not clear. One patient wanted to have some fun & he stuck a band aid beneath those buttons & wrote "morgue". Imagine new patient's feelings when he had to lie on that bed.
veronicav27 4 years ago 3
A crowd stands next to a building & looks upwards, on the edge of a roof is a person, not clear if he is going to jump or not. One woman says to another: "god, if he doesn't jump now I'll miss my bus". A cop stops a woman driver & says: "You have your seat belt on. Are you drunk or sth?" (nobody wears seat belts in Russia).
veronicav27 4 years ago 3
above performance in English:
veronicav27 4 years ago
Спасибки. Задорнов - сила.
Gasoam 4 years ago
bolschoe spasibo!!!! Zadornov rulit!!!!
Vampgirlie 5 years ago
Spasibo!! x
SomeOneReallySpecial 5 years ago
Super! Zaranie spasibo za prodolzhenie...
SomeOneReallySpecial 5 years ago
ya budu suda zapisivat luchshie chasti is vseh kotorih u menya est
russianspy1991 5 years ago