Blachmann says: "And we laugh and then you laugh. And thats because your damn funny.". Well thats about it. And no i ain't Pokémon-fan... 'Glad its over. I really, REALLY have to go pee... Hope's that all you wanted.
Two women who look asiatic enter and sing the most stupid song ever. 5:23 The lady says: "Girls, girls. When you enter an audition where the headprize is a recording contract and a million DKK, you have to prepare yourselves too the point where you know the lyrics." Thomas Blachmann gets up and hugs the ladys, saying: "But a million is'nt especially much in todays Denmark. It fucking is'nt. Now listen up: you two got sense of humor. You got sense of humor; just look at you.! To be continued.
This old women speaks danish with a powerfull czech accent. 3:09 He tells her: "I think that you are extremely charming." *She says something he don't understand* "Yes..." *She begins singing again* He laughs at her. *She stops singing* "Yes... Yes... Life is beautiful, Life is beautiful. I know exactly what i should do with you." I dont get the last part. Anyone do?
Next up is a woman. 1:47 He tell's her: "You should consider not to sing too much at home. You could get thrown out of apartments and etc." *She tries to interrupt* "That is abso-abso-absolutely horrifying!".
Its the man right i the black suit. Hes called Thomas Blachmann. 1:03 This is what he told the first guy singing: "Thats really great. You know exactly what you should do in the future." *Guy gets happy* "Not sing...". *Guy get's sad.
@scevec15534 the first guy is a inventer / physicist - next is sing very poor xD - 3rd from bulgaria, and talk very bad danish xD and she joddles* - 4th the one singing alone is a boy xD - 5th yeah ?? -
@scevec15534 Hello, I moved to Denmark When i was 12 and I did learn the language in 2 years i am 15 now an LOVE Denmark. :D So i say give it a try you won't regret it. I can now speak 4 languages. xD
1:10 - depri :-(
FoNNNeZ 1 week ago
wow umm....
TheOpposisters 1 month ago in playlist X FACTOR
Heiler hende nr2?
BlizzardJoe 1 month ago
tror de fleste af dem der kommer ind er skuespillere,
metadera 2 months ago
jeg siger ik noget...( ^ω^)
Strawberry12556 2 months ago
Hvilket band er det hun siger ved 4:36?^^
NillerTheKing1 2 months ago
@NillerTheKing1 The Carpenters :)
HaveANiceHairDay 2 months ago
@HaveANiceHairDay Takker:D
NillerTheKing1 2 months ago
@NillerTheKing1 Jeg tror det er noget med: The Cataracs:D
TheHozii 1 month ago
@TheHozii Takker!^^
NillerTheKing1 1 month ago
3:12 for 1 gang skyld er blachman helt blank.. lol
markly90 7 months ago
Seriøst - den første kunne jeg faktisk godt lide.
Kitfugl 7 months ago
@Kitfugl Han var vildt fed!(-:
SuperHairyKitten 3 months ago
Why the fuck they sing english song ??
fuckmania07 10 months ago
@fuckmania07 English a cind of "world language" who many countries know.
In the radio allmost all of the songs are in english.
JuMpStylErzZ1 10 months ago
@fuckmania07 What's wrong with signing english? o.o Danish people always do that.
Untouched77 8 months ago
Whos that Shemale Judge?
EncouragedX 11 months ago 20
@EncouragedX Linda Rafn :)
IdaABC 8 months ago
@IdaABC not Linda but Lina Rafn :D
BlondieXho 5 months ago
@EncouragedX Thomas Blachman
tadpolemaster 7 months ago 2
@EncouragedX Linda Rafn :)
Nick374a 2 months ago
@Nick374a Lina Rafn* ;)
HaveANiceHairDay 2 months ago
@EncouragedX the lead singer of infernal.
ShadowIrOnIcz 1 month ago
@EncouragedX That'd be the leadsinger of Infernal xD
nusser9 1 month ago
@EncouragedX Hahhahahahhahha, that's a tranny called Lina Rafn.
Superkolofantalismus 1 week ago
that blonde woman looks like she has a wig on
ICantBeFaged 11 months ago
im glad they sing in engilsh
ICantBeFaged 11 months ago
Is that the guy from Casper ?
1239512395 11 months ago
Awww bless lol 4:40 sounds like man on right is saying 'ooof let's go to bed'
sweetimcheek 11 months ago
I so wish I was Danish right now, this guy is HILARIOUS!
AlexisCapri 11 months ago 5
Blachman: Elsker det band.... Haha :) 4:37
layormac 11 months ago
hvad vil i synge?
di crariprintris???
blachman: åh jeg elsker det band :D
omkring 4:38
minicasillias 11 months ago
@minicasillias mener du, the carpenters? Det var nemlig det de sagde.
MikkelThaUberHomie 11 months ago
4:10 ER FANTASTISK
TankySpankyPaly1 11 months ago
היי שלום pooooo
jacobcoolio 11 months ago
the first one is good when he sings in English
jacobcoolio 11 months ago
ham den første kan da godt synge?
LasseBassee 11 months ago
4:20 HOLD KÆFT ET GEBIS MAND!
Daniial1710 11 months ago
lol...wut?!?!?
aly5529 11 months ago
4:50 var det ikke dem alle engang havde som ringe tone??! xD
Dkzztez 11 months ago
hvad er jotle damen på??
uffemoll 11 months ago
3:14
Blachman har ingen ide om hvad det betyder:D
TheMizProductions 1 year ago
hende der den gamle dame synger "heil, heil, heil...." og løfter sporadisk sin hørjre arm hmm.
SuperShubidua 1 year ago 3
Holdkæft man! savlede ham der remee? haha
TheDanielJet 1 year ago
@TheDanielJet Han græd af grin :D.
JessyismeXD 11 months ago
blackman Er vist lidt forelsket i hende der den gamle ? :O
nkn598 1 year ago
Haha, de sidste lyder som Anna og Lotte :D
chefdresssDK 1 year ago
Wow!
Den første gik lige i Central-Nerve-Systemet!<3
Anni81460 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LER MEG IHJEL AV DE TO SISTE! HAHAHAHA
yodokodo 1 year ago
uhh what r u guys saying geese a little english please
moobee900 1 year ago
@moobee900 how about a little danish instead LOL :-)
hundborgleth 1 year ago
@hundborgleth jeg tror han mener at det de synger ikk lyder som engelsk :) og det giver jeg ham ret i ;D
HFBMusic 1 year ago
de kan slet ikke synge
hele5050 1 year ago
Jonathan lyder så dum.
heynerdsutmig 1 year ago
Sach ya fili komi nu isi.
AngelAmanda111 1 year ago
Hende jodleren er bare grinern! :D
aalykke7 1 year ago
3:25
hertzdrengen007 1 year ago
JONATHAN HVAD FOR NOGET? :D
Christensen1993 1 year ago
We have girls there are much hotter than she :D
jens123able 1 year ago
@jens123able wow... what is your IQ? Do you think it's all about representing a hot girl?
Mibberguy 1 year ago
Han ramte mig MEGET hårdt i 'Central-Nerve-Systemet'
Freezaypwnz 1 year ago 2
Wow, Danish is a hot language. I find the blonde lady in the middle really really hot.
CJAC5 1 year ago
hahaahah
kan tydeligt huske da jeg så det
thebeatles745 1 year ago
4.40 is the best, they are the funniest!
magnusnajbjerg 1 year ago
danish sounds really cool :)
LadyMikala 1 year ago
@LadyMikala Why thank you:)
Mr4pp 1 year ago
"Jamen altså det kører jo for dig" "ja"
"Du ved hvad du skal"
"ja"
",,Du skal ikke synge."
MusicElskerLove 1 year ago 98
@MusicElskerLove hahahaha :p
theralamadam 11 months ago
1:50 abse abse abse abSOLUT! Grinern... XD
MichelleGaunt 1 year ago
191 har ikke grineflip over dem der ikke har x-factor
XelZBaBeN1 1 year ago
0:11, HAN ER FOR SEJ! :D
"...lige i central-nervesystemet"
BandaDK 1 year ago
that woman is scary
Hadouken471 1 year ago
hmmm, er det bare mig eller kan Remee ikke holde på mundvandet ved 5:18 ??? :D
sweetsDK 1 year ago 4
@sweetsDK Det er tårer ^^
CreamJensen 1 year ago
@CreamJensen giver også mere mening :D
sweetsDK 1 year ago
@sweetsDK Tror han tuder af grin . :D
dkzturbopingvin 1 year ago
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sweetsDK 1 year ago
Fuck black man!
RecoR0dFLAsH 1 year ago 2
5:00 - 5:30 BEST MOMENT!!! lMFAO
lovelight1995 1 year ago
Hahaha jeg elsker auditions, nogle mennesker har bare ikk talent,
men de fatter det underligt nok ikk... xD
Anni81460 1 year ago
I wish I understood, I love the danish language.
briggitbro 1 year ago
@briggitbro Where u from? =D
GigiMagic777 1 year ago
@GigiMagic777 New Zealand :)
briggitbro 1 year ago
@briggitbro ok :)
GigiMagic777 1 year ago
190 personer blev ikke ramt i centralnervesystemet...
TheCrashnebula 1 year ago 43
.....
theskaterchick2011 1 year ago
ROFLLL He got the accent right atleast(':
SadisticEmoRockChick 1 year ago
heeh...helt vildt griner til sidst
FamilieAndersen 1 year ago
@ 5:17 he full on dribbles!
jtaimeht 1 year ago
Jjeg skal jlodle :)
NiquinhoGaucho 1 year ago
lige i central-nerve-systemet XD
WTF det kan man squ da ikke sige men ok der er en grund til de flækker af grin
blackdredre 1 year ago
THIS GUY OWNS JUSTIN BIEBER ANYDAY!
Goodbear456 1 year ago
Oh shit he was singing back in the USSR.
Churchx77 1 year ago
3:49 boy or girl :L
budbuddingdingMUSE 1 year ago
LOL! is that bruce willis :L
budbuddingdingMUSE 1 year ago
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i am english but can speak danish. anyone wanna be my frend
MrThezeroman 1 year ago
16 år og hun snakker rædselsfuldt dansk. Jeg ved ikke hvem jeg er løst til at slå mest; den gamle dame eller den danske integration.
Zhyef 1 year ago 2
Tjek min kanal ! Bertel Haarder sviner en journalist til !
anandamartinguitar 1 year ago
HAHA ham med den lyse stemme bor i min by. har set ham. hahaha
baltofanplay 1 year ago
what country is that ??? girls are really fucking bad looking !!!
505WIL 1 year ago
@505WIL It's Denmark brotha. And that is harsh comment. But in some point,I find you right on that.
EmperorChink 1 year ago
@505WIL So, you are telling me how the danish girls looks like only by judging this video? come on, get out of your house.
gussi111 1 year ago
This guy is the most worthless peice of shit that ever hit the face of the earth. this guy should be put down, he is that terrible
no one will ever love him no matter if he was the president of the world this guy defines shit.
MRGC11 1 year ago
remee er bare færdig til sidst ved de to damer.
men det lyder sq også som.. en mus der har taget sin første mundfuld gajol og er på vej ud i frostvejret en kold december dag.
O3Oemo 1 year ago
kæft de er onde
lovewarman 1 year ago
they're one more trash of the other!
Astrelius 1 year ago
ligner en afrikansk luder eller sådan et eller andet xD
atalis1 1 year ago
sverige är bättre
didrik97 1 year ago
det er sjovt at høre i fra usa ikke fater en meter af hvad de siger
BrondbyErPsykopater 1 year ago
@BrondbyErPsykopater du mener vel nok usa!?
StofanetDK 1 year ago
@StofanetDK Der står jo også usa..
PanzerJensen 1 year ago
yey the old lady is bulgarian! HOLLA!
Fakemonpeter 1 year ago
h giagia eina san na kapnise olokliro xwrafi!
mitrakos1 1 year ago 56
@mitrakos1 ja ja
xmb53 1 year ago
@mitrakos1 geia sou mori elladara!ahahhahaha
nolitabunny 1 year ago
@nolitabunny nai re ELLADARA pantou re!!!!
mitrakos1 1 year ago
@mitrakos1 racist...
gummiosten 1 year ago
@mitrakos1 xa0x0a0x0a0 oxi re file !! :O dikio exeic !!! lec k exei knei 20 mpafo0c apanota :P
adreasable 1 year ago
@adreasable xa0xa0xa0xa!!!!! nai re dn tn vlepeis!!!
mitrakos1 1 year ago
@mitrakos1 wtf
TheFREAL 1 year ago
the ugly womens at 4:19 a funny
dobbs351 1 year ago
the old lady is funny
dobbs351 1 year ago
Hende der blondinen, er hun ikke fra Infernal?
DavieJones2nd 1 year ago
@DavieJones2nd Jo
kamelai 1 year ago
Nano-teknologi-dimser, dem kender jeg sku ikke?
Jalledrengen12 1 year ago
The first guy... Has hided the springs pretty well :p
PANIONIOSG3 1 year ago
jeg blev ramt i nerve systemet XD ?!
MultiHrvimse 1 year ago
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Bitziucci 1 year ago
hold da helt kædt
Hekmat1000 1 year ago
hin der jotller er god!
josseergod 1 year ago
hes trying to sing a beatels song
MyComputerwizard 1 year ago
If anyone need anything translated, let me know :D
This is so effin HILARIOUS!
TrinneLovesAll13 1 year ago
JEG ELSKER HAM DEN FØRSTE. Lige i central nervesystemet. <3
PsychesFoxwillow 1 year ago
bad bangs
13jonas1brotherfan13 1 year ago
You know at first he looks serious,but when he starts singing......
blaxos131 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! THE NOISE SHE MADE AT 1:21!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
911toothache 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA! is fat britney soears.. :P
911toothache 1 year ago
OMG. THEY DO REMAE CRYING ;(... xD (5:17)
TheZektos 1 year ago
hajlalarihi,lihirihiihihih
MrFuckyou4ll 1 year ago
i wanna punch that bitch in the face!!!!!!!! (3:59)
timoscy007 1 year ago
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HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
GameDK24 1 year ago
1:06 he says:
"You know what you should"...
"Yes"
"You should not sing"
XD
odrengen444 1 year ago
Hun ødelagde "Wishing you were somehow here again" !! xD
maaneblomme 1 year ago
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Hehe "den gamle dame" er min venindes oldemor. :)
Hun er desværre syg lige i øjeblikket... ;s
Catrina14SBJ 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hehe "den gamle dame" er min venindes oldemor. :)
Hun er desværre syg lige i øjeblikket... ;s
Catrina14SBJ 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hehe "den gamle dame" er min venindes oldemor. :)
Hun er desværre syg lige i øjeblikket... ;s
Catrina14SBJ 1 year ago
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Catrina14SBJ 1 year ago
5:10 xDD
xDomijax 1 year ago
THe hostess is pigface!
mtavares92 1 year ago
i would pay to hear this guy sing.it sounds awesome and it cheers me up.why would anyone pay to hear Justin Bieber?
231johnjohnson 1 year ago
2:31 - 3:01 hahahhahaha
Gregok4 1 year ago
jeg ved hvad du skal!
yeps!
du skal ikke syge..
MrJonasfisker 1 year ago
Blachmann says: "And we laugh and then you laugh. And thats because your damn funny.". Well thats about it. And no i ain't Pokémon-fan... 'Glad its over. I really, REALLY have to go pee... Hope's that all you wanted.
denmark260 1 year ago
Two women who look asiatic enter and sing the most stupid song ever. 5:23 The lady says: "Girls, girls. When you enter an audition where the headprize is a recording contract and a million DKK, you have to prepare yourselves too the point where you know the lyrics." Thomas Blachmann gets up and hugs the ladys, saying: "But a million is'nt especially much in todays Denmark. It fucking is'nt. Now listen up: you two got sense of humor. You got sense of humor; just look at you.! To be continued.
denmark260 1 year ago
Next one he dont say anything funny, just listen to the one singing.
denmark260 1 year ago
This old women speaks danish with a powerfull czech accent. 3:09 He tells her: "I think that you are extremely charming." *She says something he don't understand* "Yes..." *She begins singing again* He laughs at her. *She stops singing* "Yes... Yes... Life is beautiful, Life is beautiful. I know exactly what i should do with you." I dont get the last part. Anyone do?
denmark260 1 year ago
Next up is a woman. 1:47 He tell's her: "You should consider not to sing too much at home. You could get thrown out of apartments and etc." *She tries to interrupt* "That is abso-abso-absolutely horrifying!".
denmark260 1 year ago
Its the man right i the black suit. Hes called Thomas Blachmann. 1:03 This is what he told the first guy singing: "Thats really great. You know exactly what you should do in the future." *Guy gets happy* "Not sing...". *Guy get's sad.
denmark260 1 year ago
aha, the beatles just got slaughtered.
royraaijmakers 1 year ago
5:20
shocknews5 1 year ago
I love the first audition.
I wish you english speakers could understand. seriously.
In the first audition the bald guy say; It rocks for you.
(Yes.)
You know what you should.
(Yes?)
You should not sing. HAHAHA
Julieerenalien 1 year ago
3:55 hahahahhahahahah
vonkatjaa 1 year ago
Central nervesystemet. HAHA
Spearsvevo 1 year ago
Er jeg den eneste der ikke kan se det sjove?
RimixD 1 year ago
@RimixD ja
Spasmus96 1 year ago
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Christopher80611 1 year ago
i can' t understand anything but it is still fuckin funny!!
maybe some day i will start learning this language!
scevec15534 1 year ago 76
@scevec15534 dont.
Only 10 million people speak it
Skidern 1 year ago
@Skidern ITS 6 YOU FUCKING TARD
GlobenTrote 1 year ago
@GlobenTrote I WAS INCLUDING ISLAND AND GREENLAND MORON
Skidern 1 year ago
@scevec15534 danish is an awsome language!! xD
odrengen444 1 year ago 38
@odrengen444 thats it!^^
scevec15534 1 year ago
@odrengen444 tak for lort
jona028i 1 year ago
@odrengen444 Siger du så på engelsk... fail :D
bezol12 1 year ago
I agree cuz im from Denmark! :D
Terj0013 1 year ago
@scevec15534
The bald one is like a danish Simon Cowell
To see him laugh at the end of the video is so rare!
I was deeply amazed :)
DissingMark 1 year ago
@DissingMark exactly! that was just awesome
if you look closely at 5:17 he is drooling XD
scevec15534 1 year ago
@scevec15534 the first guy is a inventer / physicist - next is sing very poor xD - 3rd from bulgaria, and talk very bad danish xD and she joddles* - 4th the one singing alone is a boy xD - 5th yeah ?? -
xBr0kenFreak 1 year ago
@scevec15534 I think you should! it would make the video a hundred times funnier! xD
DinLyster 1 year ago
@scevec15534 just so you know... its impossible
stianerher 1 year ago
@scevec15534 Hello, I moved to Denmark When i was 12 and I did learn the language in 2 years i am 15 now an LOVE Denmark. :D So i say give it a try you won't regret it. I can now speak 4 languages. xD
Shannon xXx
giddyxgoose 1 year ago
@giddyxgoose where are u from ? or where did u live before going to dk? yope i love it 2
micfredbv97 1 year ago
@scevec15534 our language can be pretty difficult :D
87225942 1 year ago