Cookie Monster on Martha Stewart Living (1 of 2)

[storybellz]

So, that's a studio and not her real kitchen?! Wow! This was her pre-talk-show days, so I thought that was her real kitchen! Darn! My heart is broken just a little. : - (

[elsangrecaliente]

LADY!! I'm Begging! Just give me a cookie.

That's it Martha. Just give him a sample, get him hooked, then make him beg. You evil, evil, cookie pushing bee-otch! LMFAO! She ties him up then makes him beg.

[elsangrecaliente]

Cookie rules. And Martha ties the little furball up and says, "Now if I untie you, what will you give ME???"

LMFAO! The dude working Cookie Monster should run forPresident. He ain't afraid of Da big M! LOL!

"Professional What? Me Professinal Monster! Hahahahahahaha!

[Gracebetoall140]

Repilacaz

[Harrypotterfreak419]

*snicker*

[SPaige4]

i think martha's nookie wants his cookie

[zionravescene]

7:49 Uh oh. She just said the C-Word.

[Saintnick90]

Martha, how can you not know Cookie Monster's name? He's a national treasure!

[qua123]

Martha is too serious to be with cookie monster =w=

[VIPassasain]

Me no have oven on me. 

There's one on the wall

Almost as if it were planned XD

[Robfergy]

"Are we taping?" = "Are you ready for me to ruin your studio?"

[darkdecember420]

lmfao sounds likke martha stewart is comming onto cookie monster

[MrWerehog23]

Is this Frank Oz playing Cookie Monster or the new guy?

[killjo234]

I love the camera guy laughing at the end

[SanFranGirl1982]

I'm surprised Martha didn't start screaming at Cookie Monster's muppeteer.

[techomaniac]

Me a professional cookie monster. 

[Jacklgf]

and now because of bad irresponsible parents, he is a veggie monster because parents complain that they can't get their kids to eat veggies because cookie monster is a bad influence. My kids know him as cookie monster and i teach them to eat their veggies. you know what my kids listenI must be a better parent than than those other parents.

[Lars1993]

@Jacklgf didn't they forget all about "Veggie Monster" ?

[Jacklgf]

@Lars1993 if so great, that shows the show isn't as stupid as parents after all.

[TheOtakuqueen]

oohh bunny!! WHERE IS BUNNY????

[Gothicmuze]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!! Cookie is out of control!!! Just try and control him Martha!!!LOL!! Does anyone know how to get the original instrumental music martha used to use on the martha Stewart living show back in the 90's? I know Doug Smith did some of the music. Would love some help please.

Thanks

[paulsbunyans]

Martha, it's your show, name it what you want xD

[mjangelvortex]

In part 2 Cookie Monster has a rope tied around his neck. And judging by his shaking and "I can't take it," comment in the end leads me to thinking--did he attempt suicide or was Martha being mean to him and tied him up?

[Nerf1144]

@mjangelvortex Lol never thought of that, But he tried to eat the cookies, So she tied him up

[im4400]

oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! She looks like she wants to kill him!

[HarpsiFizz]

I love them both.

[ThelateNightMunchies]

this will randomly become the most liked comment ^_^

[sunkist1589]

why is she asking cookie monster if he is internet savvy... he just wants lots of cookies... he don't care how they are made. He is a monster... he is not an adult MARTHA, damn.

Just let him have cookies, and stop being a bitch, so he can be happy, why the fuck are you tormenting him... having all those cookies there and then you won't give him any... he is the fucking cookie monster and Martha sucks.... I boycott Martha until she learns how to act right.

[Eeveefan100]

i love cookie monster

[3dEnthusiast]

I love how Cookie Monster is so subtle about leaving out the religious overtones when she starts talking about Noah's Ark, etc. The fact that they keep them separate from all of that just goes to show how they just want to do something for kids, outside of all the conflict.

"You know what? Me have no idea what you talking about."

[robwebstermusic]

"We have made 150 cookies of the week! That's a lot, isn't it?" "NAME THEM ALL."

[Blueskywatcher]

I have a lot of MSL on VHS. I think I'll upconvert them and put them on YouTube.

[pocketsearch]

Chocolate chippy :D

[germanb306]

Me only a monster!!!!! jajajaja

[GoGojiraGo]

Martha Stewart is talking and all Cookie Monster hears is "blah blah blah cookie blah blah blah blah blah blah cookie blah blah blah blah cookie".

[MattkozKiwiKid]

That Bitch she tied cookie up :(

Cookie Monster you Rock :)

[Desi4evah]

Guys, she's a nice woman. She's an educator. Who cares how she's in her personal life. She's shown us so many good ways to live a classic American life.

I am just requesting you all, politely and in good faith: Can we all just give her 1 chance out of, say, 100, for the commendable job she's done in teaching us recipes, decoration ideas, etc?

Please. :)

[gguilford72]

I would never have guessed that Martha is a furry. Who knew?

[MuppetOtaku]

Martha Stewart is no match against the almighty awesomeness of Cookie Monster (Frank Oz)! :-D

[tyu3456]

LMAO cookie monster owns martha!! ahahahaha

[Jeff8454]

GO COOOOKIE MONSTER!!! such a genius. not a care cept for eating cookies and getting more cookies to eat. AND JESUS MARTHA!! he's a cookie monster!! he has no concern for such petty things as noah's ark. all that matters is cookies, all there is is cookies all there ever shall be is cookies. COOOKIES!!!

[epictaco1999]

oh ya cookie monster u rock!

[lumiere85]

Man Cookie is awesome! Steals the show.

[IPlayInBeastMode]

3:14 "And I'm very pleased that you're here, actually."

She says that, mind you, while dicing the chocolate into smaller and smaller bits, probably imagining that those chocolate pieces are mutilated chunks of cookie monster's flesh.

[zebredpooding]

i couldnt watch this because cookie monster is annoying. i love martha.

[element1108]

@zebredpooding are YOU KIDDING?!?!?! LAME ALERT!!! Cookie monster is great, he is who he is...deal with it ;)

[buckace27]

cookie monster's the funniest dude in the world!!!!

[TheAdviceGuy1]

So this is proof why getting drunk and high is bad for you so don't go drunk and don't get high it's bad for you.

TheAdviceGuy1

[mhskingtanner6310]

wow, what a badass

[artardscatman]

The Cookie Monster+Terminator = Awesome

[1990babyface]

How'd he get in the kitchen? Dude cant cook, he only knows how to eat cookies 24/7 nonstop. Surprised that he aint diabetic yet.

[k3ntris]

"Hot ice-cream.........oxymoron!" LOLOLOL!

[ObadiahtheSlim]

You would think Cookie Monster would be Internet savvy. I mean it has cookies on it.

[Jilljill95]

@ObadiahtheSlim LOL HAHAHA

[IAMCAPTAINGUILE]

@ObadiahtheSlim epic comment win

[xratedcheese]

doesnt know what a website is but knows about oxymorons

[queenkaryl]

THIS IS SUPER HILARIOUS!!!

[cloverhead2000]

i love this video lol

[harkitsvivian]

she seems so annoyed of him x]

[Valenehookimaw]

I love him<3 He's such a smart ass though which makes him even more awesome!

[JRC3034]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKIIIIIIIEEEE­EEEEEE MONSTER LOL

[Hyardacil]

Stepford smiler

[smenkinsa]

say wha?

[lumiere85]

OMG! This is AWESOME!!! Way to go Cookie!!!

[bubbles02010]

"u like touching me don't u." lol

[Kytseo]

so, who got here from tvtropes?

[jadem9987]

@Kytseo me! ... gosh I spend too much time on that site...

[animationeer]

LOL cookie monster's eyes were following Stewart's hand at 0:38-0:41...

and yes, I agree with indecisiveassasin, Martha WAS having TOO much fun petting him..

[indecisiveassasin]

Martha is having too much fun petting him, LOL

[Blazingwheel]

lol ''me getting sick'' when he watches it spin

[krakhaid]

Am I the only one who thinks Stewart is really fucking creepy here?

[Noniythegamer]

7:55 to end LOLOLOLOL

[KiRiMa64]

It's Cookie Monster's show and Martha is the guest.

[uNdErAgEdxRaGex]

shes my girl xD LMFAO lol ahahah omg this is 2 funny couldnt stop laughing xD

[masterh0merdrawer]

@md7356 have a sense of humor dude it was just a joke

[IPlayInBeastMode]

@md7356 What are you talking about? It's the cookie monster for fuck's sake. His borderline savage behavior is the result of him OBVIOUSLY not being of a developed species, such as us humans. I mean give him a break; his main diet consists of chocolate chip cookies.

[itsibitsispiderUSMC]

roflmao,  cooooookies nom

[lamcoco1]

you uploaded this on my 9th birthday. :D

[Sir473]

You can hear the camera guy laugh at the end.

[consolamentum]

mrsbundleberry: Martha Stewart did indeed go to jail. It was the decidedly white-collar crime of illegal insider stock trading. Nothing too spectacular, but the fact that such a Goody-Two-Shoes individual went to the slammer made her reputation go down the drain at the time.

[consolamentum]

Martha Stewart upstaged by Cookie Monster. Man, I envy the muppeteer!

[BakuMamX]

lol'd the whole time!

[LackofEthics]

Cookie Monster is a boss

[ANT5003]

Pay backs a bitch. about time some one cut her off when she talks. she always cuts a guest off when they talk. he took over the show! LOL

[mrsbundleberry]

did she really go to jail?

[yrcrazypa]

Wow, just within a minute I've learned to hate this woman. Never actually seen anything of her before this.

[knightmonx]

Wow Martha HATES Cookiemonster!

[1more4carhur]

haha funny about how they make the cookie monster know nothing about noah's ark. and i'm also glad he's not calling himself veggie monster

[Huhmasta]

"what's with all the lights and cameras? In sesame street, we have that all time, but me no understand" LOL

[Renzordith]

I cannot bring myself to watch more than thirty seconds of her rubbing him like that.

[zapper922]

Dammit Martha he just wanted the cookies

[nintendofan50]

She's evil... apparently a furry and a bitch.. I don't think Cookie monster is to thrilled to be there.

[seanjfuhgjnrdiugnh]

"why are u saying this out loud?"

cookie monster is awesome!!

[estupido7490]

Is it just me or does this cookie monster look slightly different than the real monster? He's a bit darker, taller, skinnier and more entertaining.

[KRYPTONUNIVERSE]

"How Much Is Half A Cup"

"A Mouthfull?"

"Yea Thats Right ABout A Stick Long" Lmaooooo

[bf2hero]

fcking awsm.  she has no control over him. excellent

[delidude1999]

she is a bitch--he should have eaten her--bith that she is

[MrBlindcat1]

she scares me.

[FLPman]

Monsterpiece theater was a priceless segment.. long live the Cookie Monster.. i wish he ate Martha

[andythewriter]

I really enjoy how she is petting him.

[Bearsbabi879]

just give him some cookies!

[garycalgary]

ping pong balls on a carpet and he's an addictive entertaining monster lol

[Teankun]

call it "shirly" just like the name the giiffel on the planet Snuu wanted to call cooperation

[FLPman]

She doesn't deserve a segment with CM. She's an uptight, overconfident, biatch

[Jacklgf]

i loved watching this because I can't stand her. Cookie monster is a genius.

[DrThunder88]

"Almost as if it were planned!"  Hilarious.

[SinginPrincessLaura]

Haha i love this!

[Creamswirl83]

Hahaha, I love how she's getting pissed after about five minutes - "weeebsite!! Interrrneeet!!". I don't blame her though, he's a douchebag.

[saftbruden]

Cookie monster is so funny

[ZenDeividdo]

Chocolate chips don't do THAT to people :/

[delacordoba]

"You making Cookies?!?!"

lmao!

[delacordoba]

LOL haha

Cookie monster is awesome~!

[AlbatrossNZ]

"I'm religiously neutral bitch!"

"You like touching me don't you?"

"Martha, me only monster. Me not know that much. ANYBODY KNOW WHAT WEBSITE IS?! Me think you are imagining it."

"Hey know not what website is but know what oxymoron is!"

"NO MARTHA! ME BEGGING JUST GIVE ME COOKIES PLEASE! MARTHA! OH MARTHA! ME NO CAN TAKE! ME NO CAN'T TAKE IT!"

[pugggs]

wow.. everything you said sounds familiar.... oh yeah, because you copied what was said in the video.

[AlbatrossNZ]

I pirated coz I copied loloolol

[BetaWax]

He knows what an oxymoron is!! =O

Brilliant, absolutely amazing. He's hell bent on driving Martha mad, and it seems like it's working too!!

Oh Cookie, how you entertain us so

^_^

[tigerboy1227]

i feel at any second martha is going to beat the crap out of cookie monster

[pugggs]

i think cookie monster could take her.

[michaeldavis678]

cookie monster is so funny PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME COOKIE

[hopelesslyinsane]

This video is hilarious.

[dragonworld2008]

she can't make cookies in front of cookie monster.he will bite her.

[purplekazzgirl]

"never mind! me know want to know! me want to eat!'

[neogs99]

I lmao'd!

[tummielvr]

Does anyone have the clip of when Mickey Rooney was on Martha Stewart making ice cream?

[JudgeJudySfan]

Come on Martha Stewart just give cookie monster the cookie that's what he wanted if you don't give him a cookie he gets jumpy and crazy.

[waterangel251983]

LOL, when I was a kid I never realized what an asshole cookie monster is.

[Vesnicie]

Aww, he's not an asshole.  Just a little uncouth.

[iria20]

Cookie is apparently not a christian. Who knew?

[RabbitDance]

LOL "name them all!

[voodoo4936]

"Heeeeeey! That not bad! No know what website is but know oxymoron!"

[catrod24]

I love that Cookie Monster is such a smart-ass...

[guitarrhythymfool]

haha totally

i wish i had him for a friend

[jfuya2000]

@catrod24

"almost as if it were planned" lol

[EvilLordZim76]

@catrod24 dude how awesome would it be to watch a cookie monster cooking show?

[9BFlo]

This is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time.

[maximilli111]

XD "Me love COOKIES!" 4:30

[brianklick]

hot ice cream, oxymoron

[daidraig]

Poor cookie monster he is having withdrawal symptoms towards the end

[3point141592rulz]

LOL "Cookies? Me wonder why me here" cookie monster is truly all business and no play, always gets to the point.

[brianklick]

No kno wat website is but kno oxymoron!

[TimeRazor]

Cookie monster steals the show! ^^

[hakuboshi1]

Matha PLEASE!!! PLEASSSEEE!!!!! No Mart.. PLEASE!!! ohh ohh MARTHA!!!!

[soheartlessxoxo]

that sounds like sex

[wesdabest13]

lmao cookie monster is such a jackass in this...so funny

[MarthaStewart2009]

Martha Stewart has pretty boobies

[MarthaStewart2009]

Martha Stewart is amazing. Cookie Monster needs to lay off his addiction on food and drugs.

THOSE are the things that make cookie monster crazy like food and drugs

[ryansleis]

We had over a hundred cookies i a year!!! "AME THEM ALL"!!!! Bwahahahahaha

[RomaGoddess]

hahahah ahh i love him!

[killerx9009]

thay look wet to me! thay look wet! rfol

[logalogalog]

"You like touching me don't you?" HAHAHAHAHA

[dcoughlan]

hahahaha....She's soooooooo pissed!! This is awesome! WHYY am i only now seein this .. oh sweet lipton! Hilarious .. Its Coooookie not cookie! aha

[rafterscott]

You're not, I noticed that too. At first she was amused by Cookie Monster, but then I think she hated getting upstaged on her own show.

[zakiemon]

she was trying to explain and he was frustrating her. lol. Cookie Monster is hilarious.

[dwpoint548]

she's totally trying to ignore cookie monster

ha theres no denying cookie monster's presence, martha

[fatsomamacheese]

HAHA, she totally is. She keeps trying to talk and he interrupts her lol...

"me have no idea what you're talking about" haha!!!

[smetana1820]

Cookie Monster is just simply the GREATEST

[xHeartsxBloodx]

"You reWHATATUTED them?!" I love Cookie Monster

[MsAvrilLavigne]

Cookie Monster is on drugs and he is high off the cocaine cookie monster you will be crazy for cookies. Lol

[LaFlambeuse]

"Martha, me only monster. Me not know that much."

Fantastic, this moron gets shown up by a puppet. XD

[doughnutcity]

its Cooookie monster not cookie monster.lol

[Coolexcitingname]

Who was that laughing, the camera guy, or what xD?

[slipvyne]

im the one laughing, omg she was getting so frustrated.

[habazbooz69]

i love this woman

[kimdracula82]

hes gonna have a full blown panic attack if he doesnt get a cookie lol

[agentrcf]

"Cake."

Probably one of the funniest responses of this segment!

[LindsayyLohan]

Martha Stewart sucks she is raping cookie monster and that the only reason why she went to jail for raping cookie monster!!

[Kwinh]

what the fuck lindsay

[Zevl12]

'' You like tuching me do you ?'' LOL

[w1d0wm4k3r666]

"I like touching furry animals......"

[ironlykalion619]

haha martha seems to be getting anoyed but whi cares...COOKIE MONSTER ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThomasXp]

Cooookie moster LoL

[FuzzyDuck]

Awesome.