Fable 2: Marriage and "Divorce"

[Angerin757]

for some reason I LOL so hard around 1:10 o_o

[AnimeMiyuki]

I want to know how I can divource my husband without being evil. I want to see if there's a way, my husband is not the best looking guy...he's 'meh'. XD lol that's not a word but I don't know how to explain his looks. I married Alex from the quest 'Death to us part'

[GSAZOMBIFIED]

i got a kid and anoying ass hell on gable i think i might shoot them but im trying to get a halo

[2008Flame]

@Superwoamn2012 if u kill him u get 30 evil points i killed him then my 2 wives divorced me again

[2008Flame]

everytime i get divorced i kill them

[nwolwo]

hold on now this might be a dum Q but i just played the game yesterday for the first time but i was wondering if you picked a girl as your person can you get pregnant?

[Chand1025]

Is it still freeroam when u beat the story?

[SuperFablefreak]

@Chand1025 yup

[krisgord9090]

what a nice honeymoon at the chamber of death

[Superwoman2012]

I'm screwed!!! I married a man then a woman and having an affair with another woman. having unprotected sex with the women obviously protected wiith the man (Luckily no STDs) Now this idiot name D is threatening to dime me out unless i give him 2000 gold coins.. I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!! Can i kill him?! The note said if i do then i'm screwed again!

[mralexthe2]

mt wife caught me with like 4 to 6 other girls and she was pissed so i panacked and klled her

[Superwoman2012]

@mralexthe2 Well goddamn! lol you don't do well underpressure huh?

[mralexthe2]

@Superwoman2012 yeah

[caboosendonut]

Wow that first song IS SO FU~CKIN' ANNOYIN'! When the music stopped and the evil laughter stated I said "THANK GOD"

[MilkWithoutMark2]

What is the first song that appear in this video? and who sing it? plz someone tell me ='D

p.s (is for my gf, she want to know, she like that song but dont know who sing it and what is the name of that song)

[soccerstephen12]

gayest music ever

[bluetommo66]

God my guy got 5 wives 2 husbands and like 6 kids and killed em all cause I'm a mean guy

[TheSuperhoppin]

lol my character hasent got one yet but he will after he has like 20 wives

[ryuhyabusa1000]

i wonder if shooting your wife right in the freaking face gives you more bad karma then doing it to a normal person?if not and i can't figure out how to divorce she's getting shot in the face.then i'll walk over her and keep shooting her.some one please tell me how to divorce cuz i do't want extra bad karma(trying to get 100% good and 100%pure.right now i have a halo.)

[SlitherHusky]

I have a husband and there's a bunch of dudes and chicks walking around in my house with hearts above their heads.

[TVariaSailorPeace]

@SlitherHusky It happens, trust me. I keep on being followed by random men and women even though they know I'm married. It's mostly the good things you do that attract them...or evil, depending on the person.

[JunkHornet]

Want to know how to divorce? Turn the safety targeting off and shoot the bitch RIGHT in the FACE.

[JunkHornet]

@JunkHornet Holy shit I just did that after I posted the comment and right when I pulled the trigger she gave me a gift at the EXACT same time. XD

[monkeygonappy]

@JunkHornet awww:(

[oreoXXcookeh]

i got married when i had this game.i went on that mission when u go to the spire.and by the way i only gave my family 5 dollars a day. and then when i came back from the spire, my husband was all like i want a divorce so we got divorced,i thought i could keep the kid.turns out he ook her so that pissed me off.so i took the game off of friendly fire and my sis killed him.and i was all"burn in hell u basterd" XD

[supermankicass]

"HONEY, I'm HOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE! Honey? Wait, what are you doing?Are those divorce papers?! YOU BITCH! I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU and I come home ready to greet you with flowers and I get the cold shoulder! I'M OUT FIGHTING BANDITS, TROLLS and something that rhythems with WOLVERINE! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET! GET OUT OF MY HOME! And to think I bought you the most expensive house in Fairfax you ungrateful whore!"

[xXMeggeMXx]

I married someone, then I realised he was a ranga. DIVORCED.

[haloreachrules13]

i disliked her so i killed her,

got away with it too XD

[zodiaccurse12]

so there is a way to cheat "till death do us part" lmao

[totherescue123]

ME i had a wife got killed by the bettles and i got a child that i have never seen again lol drama

[MangakaAndPivotMan]

this game should be on pc too....

[clintoancole]

Be ready Asian women online #lushfmlk.info#

[michandre]

My husband had everything. He was happy in all aspects and got sex quite often and the kid got presents and loved me, but after i went to the bloodstone he suddenly just walked away while i tried to give him everything. When he was a few paced from the gate i magicked a lightning bolt up his ass......... i never saw the kid again

[girlpower589]

FATALITY!

[lgells14]

i Sacraficed my wife at the temple of shadow too!!! she got electrocuted!!! lol

[OhMyGhoshProductions]

lol at 1:00 everyones singing along!

[chickenruler]

@OhMyGhoshProductions

I can't stop laughing!

[OhMyGhoshProductions]

@chickenruler i know, its hilarious! I looked away for thirty seconds and I see everyone with their hands up, singing to the new couple and I'm like, wtf?

[BlackWolf2011]

i sacrificed like 4 or 5 husbands and 1 light worshipper haha

[PTPwnr]

one of the crapiest movies ever to be uploaded to youtube -.-

[MimiKuramaswife]

LMAO! The last part came out of no where!

[CJCJCJ1221]

u married a gyspy......scum

[Master1J3]

So let me get this straight... to divorce someone "In a little quicker way" You'll have to sacrifice her/him? Thanks for that one ^^.

[ryuhyabusa1000]

@Master1J3 or shoot em in the head or cut her with a sword and so one.just kill her.i want a normal divorce so i won't get bad or at least only a little bad karma.if i can't she's dead with a bullet in her face or a fireball/lighting bolt up her ass.then hopefully i can keep the kid :)

[emogalinkheart]

lol that didnt even happen to me!

i just entered brightwood when all of a sudden this window appears and it says ''your husband has divorced you and moved to another region.''

O-O

that sucks, i didnt even get to see him.

[bbdst]

i cant find my wife she lived in castle fairfax she didnt die or divorce me because i still can find my daughter

[MrQueenie]

@bbdst Did you set Fairfax as your first marital home? If so, it maybe glitched, and i dont know any way to fix it. To avoid the glitch, dont set the castle as your first marital home or any other unique building(Serenity Farm, Brightwood Tower, etc.). Instead, buy a normal house in Bowerstone or something, set that as marital, and then move them toFairfax. I married a gypsy, started with a caravan there, and moved her to the castle. I have two kids, and have never experienced any glitches

[MrRubear2]

same thing happend to me

[GeeWheeBaby]

Lmao, maybe it's a woman thing because I'm a woman and I'm married to a man and I've NEVER gotten divorce...then again I do give him lots and lots of sex. xDDD Oh yeah, if you have problems with trying to get them to agree to having sex then get the "Come Back To My Place" expression, IDK what book it is though...

[criticdudewthtude]

@GeeWheeBaby then how do you get divorced; i'm good and i'd rather not kill anybody, oh and another question how do you have a kid (i'm a chick too)

[TheSuperhoppin]

@criticdudewthtude to have a kid in fable too you got to f*** your wife or huzband unportected and if you get lucky itll happen or youl end up being so pissed that you shoot him/her

[masterman280]

I was living in castle Fairfax. I wife was pissing me off, so i slap her and she died. LOL.

[Topherbob47]

Waahahahaha.....HUH! Lol that last part

[darkpassenger09]

My wive is a free loading bitch, never wants sex (haha) and complains everytime i leave Bowerstone and come back... i would cheat on her but unfortunately i have to think of the fucking Daughter we have... "liz" haha =P

[argonar2]

@darkpassenger09 if you dont like your wife, just kill her,then take a whore for spouse,they always accept ta have sex realy always,your daughter will be took by the children protection,then you'll just have to make another one.

simple.and even if your good each time you have sex you get 10 good points and your wife get +25 of love so she never complains

[darkpassenger09]

@argonar2 : Yeah i cheated anyway, i married again and went to look for a house in Bowerstone when they discovered each other... the first wife died and liz got taking away... the other wife jut fucked off somewhere... but now i have the ghost guys wife so it's all good (Y)

[MariovsHalo95]

i did the same thing but when i pulled the lever my wife turned into my husband..... then i shot the hell out of him for being creepy

[Swinron]

I got same problem actually, my wife divorced me before i took spire quest. The thing is if u go back to ur house before spire quest, ur wife will absolutely divorce you indeed. Then, i tried once more without go back n finish the quest. After that, my wife didn't divorce me at all n i could see my daughter became a little kid not a baby anymore. lol. XP

[TheMichaelAwesome]

on my game it says I have had 18 wives in all including the one I have now [I only have one] but it said I have been widowed 16 times and no divorces what happened to the other one...Hmmm...

[bornblond9gb]

Check out some of my video uploads on divorce,marriage and family...Love this video!

[iluvChocolate61]

haha thats great. my first wife was retarted so i left her somewhere. a note popped up saying she divorced me, then another said she died. sweet victory.

[GOGETTERKAMIKAZ11111]

lol music is gay!!!!!!!!!!

[eleosdenuparxeiname]

Well about the divorce.....i guess that there aren't many lawiers in Albion.... :/

[swn112]

im confused i keep trying to fuck my wife and it keeps coming up with sleep for 6 12 24 0r 7 days can someone help me???!!!

[bthang1]

i was trying to get laid but it would not let me

[kikiishot1000]

@bthang1, you have to buy then come hither ith dear(come back to my place expression) at a book store in the bowerstone market.

[qwertysheboard]

Yea you can and it's dead boring XD

[DOOMROCk101]

were can you buy wedding ring cuz wen its all good ill kill her!! or him..lol gay marriage

[oliveisgreen]

lol can you actually get gay marriage?

[darthrain875]

@oliveisgreen umm im in a lesbian marriage. i soo want to divorce her. and she's the only naked lookin lady walking around XD.

[DustinHahnMusic]

XD The laugh at the end was perfect. Where is that last place you were at? I'm afraid I have never came across it.

[yasmin5445]

@DustinHahnMusic it like a place were you kill them by stuff i forgot wa the word is

[g326435]

The temple of shadows....you can either choose from temple of light to temple of shadows

[DustinHahnMusic]

Okay I found it. Can't believe I missed it so many times! It's right at Roockridge near the Oakfield entrance.

[cfdcfd15]

lol i got marred then got marred again went back top the first wife took her upstair killed her they came and took the baby and i never got in trouble

[darkdude6]

lol i divorced alex first wife in a mission this way cuz we lived in a gypsy caravan, lol i might rent it out if you can, can you?

[pimpslicka]

Fable is the most awsomest game in the world because u can do anything and to answer ur question u can rent out and/or buy any thing thats on sale or for rent which in fable is almost like everything

[darkdude6]

thanks mate figured it out as i posted it though lol now im upset cuz i cant buy anything already bought them all all =(

[vivi148]

my wife divorced me for absolutely no reason at all, she was happy and we lived in brightwood tower =P....what a b!tch XP

[murderface941]

maybe cuz she died,brightwood tower really isn't that safe lololol

[NamiDaroowand]

Same here! When she was walking away i was giving everything to her, she took it and still kept walking away. In the end i shot her in the back.

[Blockmaniaman777]

@NamiDaroowand XD

[Superwoman2012]

@NamiDaroowand DAAAMN!!! You're not married for real are ya? hahahaha

[ShaunFolsom]

@vivi148 lol i play as a chick and i married a girl and have lesbian sex but my wife is annoying im gonna divorce her ass and have lesbian sex with somebody else hahaha

[ikmaakvids]

u get a boner when u have sex?

[CarlOreally]

Talking about sex I had unsafe sex with a whore 5 times and guess what NO BABIES!! thats akward

[RaztaPapoulos12]

@vivi148 brightwood tower is for poor lol.... Fairfax Castle is for winner!....

[Superwoman2012]

@vivi148 hahahaha awwww i'm sorry!

[2008Flame]

@vivi148 My wife divorced me because all she wanted to do was have sex every 2 minutes.

[DragonAura907]

i once played this at my mates i slept over his alot and i owned every building i could and had 3 kids with a rich women but that went all down the hole when my mate sold the game and i couldnt buy it (didnt have xbox at the time)

[zicks07]

pixievampire12, if you want to kill him and still have Alice then take your Husband to a random place where no one is but leave Alice at home....... AND THEN kill him! Alice wont know the difference! =D hope i helped!! =D =P happy murdering!

[Linkforlife199]

Well, that is definitely one way of getting divorced lol

[kerioken]

lol you pwned your wife XD

[xmxzooyorkxmx]

when u sacrafice sum1 are they dead 4eva?

[7heAre7s]

when someone is sacraficed, they usually stay dead...with the dog however...

[7heAre7s]

oh yeh, if you choose the love ending, the wife that got killed by lucien will come back, and the dog. But There is another way to bring back the dog...

[pixievampire12]

I have a BAD family prob with mine....

The guy I married was the meat stall guy in bowerstone. We then Had Alice, Our first child :D...But then, I gave him as a gift, and it said I was enganged.....WTF? i already mariied him!. Now he won't even talk. He's in a glitch or something because i bought another house to see if that worked. And then he gave me a letter to say i had to pay a 2000g fine for getting married twice! :O.

I whant to shoot him....but not loose Alice...ANY HELP PLEASE?!

[Xmaggot93X]

When life hands you lemons, take your gun, kill the lemons, and start over.

Kill your husband and Alice and do it over with some other man :D

[ThatDorkFromArtClass]

Bravo.

[ROCKpilot590]

lol she lesbian and then sacrifice

[irokjordans]

i love to kill my brothers wife when were playing co-op and the friendly fire is off

[Xmaggot93X]

It's fun bringing my whores home to meet my wife.

[FantasyUnkown]

lmfao theres a dude named bruno the whore

[ThatDorkFromArtClass]

He's ttly mine. XDD

[YankeeTom63]

I had a couple of wifes, brought them together and had a threesome. Brought them to the wheel too :) At one point I had horns and a halo at the same time....

[zanoskar]

i will get a wife then when she is asleep i will shoot her in the head >) (in fable 2 NOT live :P)

[Ether165]

the sacrificial wheel of misfortune? O_o

[flamerecon18]

DUDE u married a jypsy >=|

[XDigger56]

i killed mah wife with slap i was jokin around and then and there she died

[cenman7]

i didnt kill my wife she was killed ..............by a troll

[jsmasterlubu3]

Lol.

[ROCKpilot590]

lolol

[DutchWolfey]

LOL your evil!

[jesusxfreak2]

i almost feel like killing my kids. they are so annoying man.

[discodarth]

ahaha Condoms FTW!

[IlidianStormrage]

i jsut marry'd someone else, and sacrificed them at the temple :P

[Cosmicturtle242]

it sucks i completed the game as a girl so i started as a guy. I got married at one point and i checked my relationship status and it said happy. when i got to my wife she wanted sex so i did and after she was pregnant but divorced me after! wtf?! :s

[gangsat101]

lmao impale

[Striked08]

Might kill my bitch ass wife she is fucking humourless I WANT MORE SEEEEXXX XD

[cod5lover1]

i will buy fable and assassins creed today

[benpoulden]

good gammes !!!

[DutchWolfey]

fable is the best, altough i think that assasins creed isnt all that cool, i played it for 3 days or something then it gets boring because all you can do is run around and spy on people, it gets really boring (my opionion)

[SPkennykiller]

its to repetitive i dont like it either

[MrStefan015]

Does your wife keep following ya?

cuz if it is its pretty anoyying

[riley614]

no lol why would she?

[MrStefan015]

no i found out because she wanted a house she kept following me, when i bought a house she stayed home :)

[Shadoxpkr5]

nope she doesn`t .. she follows when u ask her for..

[nuggetlad240]

lol i killed my six wives in da game and i shot off dere hedslololololololololol

[ThANoObKiNs]

i slaped one of my wives and killed her. 1 HIT K.O!

[HALOKNIGHT100]

mine was decapitated!

[paryperson]

lmao

[LeeJ2512]

ive got three marriages and ive got NO time to do quests cos if they divorce me i get like 30 evil points and 200 less renown

[MaStErChIeFwAnAbE]

I KILLED MINE AND IT WAS AWESOME

[twilightzoey95]

where did you go to kill her?

[lolwtfreak]

The Temple of Shadows in Rookridge... To gain entrance you must eat 5 baby chicks... muwahhhaaahaaahaahaahaa

[GerardIsTheWay]

Lol. One time I married a man and a woman who were both in Bowerstone. My husband left me.

[crapadotol]

Why would the Husband leve! I would stay for that action!!!

[XDigger56]

almost same story wit me i bought castle fairfax without usin wealth wish i used income and the i found the potion that changed ur gender drank it then mah wife left me it was one of my three files

[iamsirbean]

my wife left me cus the ring wasnt good enough! wtf!

[deathwizardguys]

did you kill her? :)

[jang270467149o]

Holy shit you can divorce? I'm gonna go do that right now cause my wife is a bitch

[liamdantj]

lol just kills her

[eddieguerrero122]

can you just marry any one in the game?

[TheHandofJudgement]

Depends.If your a guy trying to marry a guy who isnt gay or a girl who is gay dont work and vice versa

[SWPLonewolf]

lost a kid to a hobbe cave:( got 44 others though:X)

[kevinmarshell]

wow that relationship was quick. Keep your pimp hand strong.

[RoyaltyAuthority]

noooo thats just brings back ur dog and ur sister but u neva see ur sister. the love ending makes no sense because if u have knothole island u can bring him back. if ur a good character just pick sacafic. if ur bad pick the gold!

[jsmasterlubu3]

The love ending does bring back your family which was killed by Lucien.

[Tokyoruki]

That made no sence..."I love ending does bring back"

[jsmasterlubu3]

What? It says right below you "the love ending does bring back your family." What do you mean it doesn't make sense?

[RoyaltyAuthority]

LMAO NO but u can marry a chick just like her

[samuel7897]

my wife got killed by bandits :'(... lol

[illegalflow]

when you do the love hurts quest you have to either stay in the room if your evil so u can mary her or walk out if ur good

[illegalflow]

lol now i maried lady grey and gues wot kid i got. i got a black kid wiv ginger hair!! =s hahahahahahahhahahahah he looks so stupid! and hes called paddy unfortunatly when i did the rescue quest it got glitched and i cant find my wife so i cant kil her cos now i get a stupid ass kid folowin me around everywhere that sounds like a 21 year old sayin wait for me dad every 2 seconds

[AwesomeGamer4]

where do you meet lady grey in fable 2

[anrutoenix1]

its a quest after you beat lucien!! i forget but it has to the with the grave keeper!! and she is dead so u resurect her!!

[potnude]

You meet her in the quest called 'LOVE HURTS'

[potnude]

Same here I got a black kid with her, But when I came back from the spire after making the family wish I cant find her all i can find is the black kid.

[qwertqwerty111]

You can't kill Lady Grey anyway, I married her and I tried to shoot her and nothing happens =S

[illegalflow]

damn is there anyway to stop a divorce. im maried to alex and i dont want to divorce cos shes like the only unidentical woman there. when she says she wants to get divorced she walked of but my daughter blocked her way. shes not responding to anything and if i leave bowerstone it says she left the region. is there any way to stop this?

[sparten119]

keep your pimp hand strong!

[illegalflow]

eh, i have no idea wot u mean but i just blew her ass up i totaly fucked it up get wot im sayin wiv my red dragon

[scout739]

hahahahahahahahaha yeah i know what you mean :D

[shockwavexb360]

I lol'd.

[SorryIJustAteYourDog]

also in adition to my previous comment don't have two kids with the same spouse

[SorryIJustAteYourDog]

Marriage has so many glitches in Fable but here's how to get around it 1st if your evil get a spouse whose "fear loving or aggressive" or if your good don't get one of the people with those character traits. 2nd don't give your spouse a budget more than 999 four digits or more screws the game up 3rd don't move into a unique building: Fairfax, Rever's mansion etc. 4th don't marry before going to the spire also visit your family often. and finally don't have sex more than once per visit

[Twitchifingers]

hey can someone help me?

I married and had a kid before i went to the tattered spire. I come back 10 years later and my kid is there, just standing in my house, and my wife is nowhere to be found. Looked all over, still cant find her. Please Help!

NOte: my kid will do absolutely nothing, no responce, nothing.

Also note i married the girl from the TIll Death do Us Part quest.

Please Help!

[NoPris1122]

your kid is most likely glitched then because i had the same thing happen to me and i had to kill my wife to fix the glitch.

[throwcrayon]

rofl (angry voice) kill the bitch :D

[illegalflow]

this happened to me but as soon as i saw my kid she went "are you leaving" when i went like 2cm away from her then she started stomping her feet then i came back over to her and she started responding as for alex i saw her near the furniture shop in bowerstone

[icearrow157]

wat were u wearing at 1:16 ?

[KHrulez12]

i have 5 wives all next to ech other and they dont want a divorce???

[futureprince19]

Same thing with me I gave her so much money when ever I look at my family on the main menu it says every thing is very happy but when I come home she tell me she wants a divorce and my kids won't respond to me is there something I'm doing wrong