Declamation piece ni bongbong sa LRT (subtitled version)

[arenarreyes]

Tengene parang trip ko makasabay pauwi to ah.

[asschun]

i like how he gets quiet when the train slows to a halt. and as soon as it starts moving he starts talking again.

[AKOsiNEVER]

sinama mo pa 3 idiots ,rango pa rancho xD

[zigm100]

my knucled hotdog hahahah!!!!!

[MrKangIn]

I personally think he has a traumatic experience from the Marcos/Aquino family (and the families he has said). He's not that dumbthough,. he knows english better than others

[papahihipopo]

Why not someone just punch the idiot out cold

[naGdamgO]

3 idiots gandang plbas nun ah..he5..

[dome1127]

wow NA BOBO AKO SAYO BONGBONG! I WAB YOW!

[alishaxxx0]

OMG his funny and i think he forgot to take his medicine p00r man

[botistabam]

it's not "our popeye" but" R-PAPA Station"

[Tinaps01]

haha^^

[VoidRevenant]

Yes I remember Rango. It was a nice movie. ( :

[AfterClassTrip]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't know how many times I've seen this but it still makes me laugh my ass off.

[mrdv628]

ulo mo!!!!!



[GODHELM2]

WTF... This guy is so high.........

[GODHELM2]

WTF...

[awghost26]

Dapat tinapo mo koya :))

[1970BAMBOO]

isa na namang kaluluwa ang nasayang ng dahil sa droga!

[alolpozo08]

enkutsata da puti!!!

[djnix08]

2:52 - "LUCKY ME?" hahahahahahahahahaha! XD

[kk22bbme]

te goodmorning po.. pasensya na po..hahaha biglang bait

[yonjiro100]

Kamputanginang channel 7 channel 2 ayaw ako papasukin

[blitzkrieg371]

That is the magnafanta computer xD

[Alunage]

koluhmbia XD

[ivanpogi23]

pag nasa station natahimik siya... baka mapalabas eh wahaha

[karlanvidal]

Malay mo..FBI agent nga cia, nobody knows.. xDDDD

[predict13]

@karlanvidal benta. :D

[kiashi00]

katakot makasabay...

awooo :)

[SHDkawai]

Surprise ba joke lang i love you all magandang gabi po ako po ito asawa kosi lotisky regina

muockanaueldez alyas rainjoy her nick name sya ung dating artista nog movies ng pilipinong pinoy

category comfort taxi the benifit yan ang title role ng magazine combodia ang takbo Si marian rivera

daughter ko alias andy si deither ocampo pangalawa sa panganay i call him "perbon" and the last is dizzlle

angel locsin i called her" diani" sya ung bunso ko even you ask alvin anson sa kanya ko pinagbilinan

[SHDkawai]

FROM BONG BONG MISMO. :

i ferdinand marcos buhay pa and dating presidente ng pilipinas super pogi pala sya sa personal at pinakamatalino sa buong mundo

hay ang swerte ko biruin mo naging anak nya ako sayang kung alam lang ni maam imelda. na ako si elvin buhay pa . Talo kasi si paquiaosa boxing ung laban namin

sa states californian march 1972 sa arena ellinta court 21 rounds final desicion LAMANG AKO SA KANYA ALAM NYO IYAN mga ulol naobserbehan ko nga mga ugali nyo mga paa.

lang kayo

[triskelion46]

LUCKY ME! NO MONEY ALLOWED FOR ME!:))))

[johnnyisachampion]

HEIL HITLER! hhahha his accent reminds me of Hitler and Marcos haha

[baliwka1000]

haha xD

kamputang ina... bagong word ko :)

[markyzem]

RESPECT SOMEBODY ELSE'S TALKING... PEACE SA INYONG LAHAT

[gerri303]

I have 37 missiles under the ground of Camiendo, and it was instant to look find because the 400 feet was insent by my 'knuckled hotdog" anu un?! XD

[cheddamn]

the so called, Neurotic Imagination.

[28shaynne]

haha...epistaxis here!!!hahaha

[13sk8rboy13]

..HAhahah Sbog ean." In This a hundred feet ground... " wHAT does That mean... hahahahah LOL

[immaboylovegirl]

pul tank>>>> what an idiot.. laseng ata to eh. kakalabas ng mental .you yabba dabba *itch. hahah may tama sa utak tol magpakunsulta kana

[Poetic6enius]

LAAAAAAAAFFTRIPP!! xDD

[marvinishimals]

YOU PARES WIS A CHICKER!!!! WAG NG ITAMA UNG SUBTITLED! NAKAKATAWA NGA EH!! KABISADO NA NGA TROPA NAMIN TO hahaha

[AngelmerkJhon]

ngaun iniisip ko, namatay nga ba si eddie guerrero o nabaliw lang..

[jobymags]

@AngelmerkJhon you're right, he looks like eddie guerrerro.

[jog0810]

Tama ba bato nakakasira talaga ng grammar yan

[jacaacojedo]

hala.pasalamat tong nag video di nkita XD baka rambol na sila XD haha infairness ha.. LINGUISTIC! lol nice SONA XD don't worry i like your dialogue XD whahaha you talk to MR. CRAME! pwede mr. aguinaldo? you better respect somebodys talking. PANGETS BITCH! si bongbong po gising! XD ha! MAGNAFANTA ha! you have 27 canyons, 7 granites, 27 fully web whatever, -77 night whatever, I HAVE 1 (ONE) NUCLEAR BOMB FOR YOU lololol whahahaha hey this is just for fun ok? you inncent ha? you better for all ha?

[Karatula3]

Anglaki ng atraso sakin yan. Yung pinakaitlog ko tsaka yong muscles ko

nilagay nya sa ilalim. Stomach ko nilagay niya rito, ang head feet ko kita nyo wala na kuko. Ay pano cos he kick

my three eyes ha. My nose was put in the heart men and my head put in my pubic hair. He changed easy.

I cannot fix that lock. That's a demon from Vietnam ha. Now he's the president.

Putangina yan. Whatever I say hah, the filipino is my friend.

[Karatula3]

You remember Rango!?

Wera kit attack Nina. You know Vicks and Danko!? Dika! I know you banki. Ipshura pake taps. Lucky Me.

No money allowed for me, but I'm innocent. Innocent! Ha. I look into you mind ha. Battery mouse good ha.

Ngayon may kaylangan na kayo ah. Kung kilala niyo mama ko, kumalabit kayo kay mama, sabihin nyo si bongbong

gising. Kam putangina channel seven channel two ayaw papasukin. Pano takot sila. Ha. Putangina tong Manny Aquinto

pupugutan ko nang ulo sa harapan nyo yan.

[Karatula3]

Now for all of you! If you contact Mrs. Marcos or anybody who is in Marcos family, you told them

Hey batter! Father should respect my mind boy, it's just an innocent mind, you give me a shit of mind.

You finding this my kicker!? Come on let's fight I'm in go sing. Better respect somebody's talking. Ha.

If you don't like my dialogue you go out in this city. I'm a police also. I'm an NBI! I'm FBI! Ha.

You better talk to Mr. Crame ha. Pangets bitch, you're very Indian and kun chata ka puti!

[Karatula3]

define my three character of a two

hearts and shadow and put in the fire and I recover and I use drugs so capt shabu. So when I

use drug I poor remember my morry. Aye bongbong is your a for yan if you remember master

ti senore say good mornya. Good morning po. Pasensya na po...

That was the time I know, ha, you better know the day I'm better for all ha.

And you know this country is a city kind of brat. That is Jerusalem.

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[Karatula3]

treasure of national golds of Columbia and that is a birth gold ken buddha.

I know this city. In this whole world, I have many missiles in this parry.

I have thirty seven missiles under the ground of cam yeah doh and it was innocent to look find

because the four hundred feet was innocent by my knuckled hotdog, of my shadow, the paint that

host of that tingle of the last fogging of the full sea. That is the magna Fanta computer and

I have peace in my mind Noynoy Aquino was fix that demon,

[Karatula3]

If you know this country, this is Israel and this is also the Germany ha. Ha.

I have a seven magnificent here in this a hundred feet ground in the fault find,

this country, you know every station I know a copy.

In our popeye station I have twenty seven canyons seven granides and twenty seven

fully webbed bitchness of pull... Tanks of negative seventy seven part of night shadow.

The fixer. Ha. When I open the Malacanyang hitty in St. Jude hospital I have a seven grounds of magnificent seven

[TNT102426163]

potang ina malala n yn :))

[krisitantobias]

wahhahahaha!

[aguirreruru]

Heneral pla tong navideohan nyu!!!!

[francokills]

Pwede sya sa GrindTime! Hahaha! Missiles, granites and shit!

[kensuy]

hahaha PANGETS BITCH!!! hahahahha

[BluePein]

mpapanood ba sa imbestigador ung video nya? pa reply nman nung link kung meron d2 sa youtube. tnx

[sweetbomb12]

PANGET'S BITCH YOU'RE VERY INDIAN....hahaha

[draculazlunch]

mamatay ako sa tawa!!!!! da dopest shit of ever!

[mhoncyrus141]

magnafanta computer...must be good XD

[mhoncyrus141]

sayang nahuli siang high na high sa imbestigador..GALING PA NMAN NIA! XD

HEY, GIVE ME A SHIT OF MIND! SHOW RESPECT, SOMEONE'S TALKING!

TE SORRY...

UNG HEAD FEET...anu daw??

[darkmirage21]

Head Feet?/??

[ulolz88]

panget bitch!

[deviluke777]

kahit papano may sinabi syang "the filipino is my friend" sa huli

[MrCooookiesMusic]

R papa BOBO tss

[0saveusy2j0]

mas malupet si salenga...flat daw ang mundo.

[sweetbomb12]

@0saveusy2j0 yun ba ung babae na gumagawa din ng eksena sa lrt???

[erondolo]

"Kung kilala nyo mama ko, Kumalabit kayo kay mama sabihin niyo SI BONG BONG GISING!!!!"

Haha! He's on crack!!! Somebody please!!! Please send this weird dude to Rehab! Let us help this sicko see a Psychiatrist ASAP!!!!! =)

[haenujuno]

YOUR PARIS WIS A WHICKER?!!?! COME ON LETS FIGHT!.. ARE YOU IN GOSLING?!?!!? better respect somebodys talking

OO NGA NAMAN! HAHAHA !!

[cabs222]

san mabibili ung manafanta computer?

[narue08]

nosebleed grabe.. hahaha XD

[TagaPasay]

Batter daw?..

2:16 kinabahan yun kumukuha ng video. =)))))

[friendsq2]

GRABE...LAKAS NG TAMA!!!

[henzenr]

Hahaha... Nakadrugs ata si kuya...

[alecvi11anueva]

lucky me? pti noodles n damay

[NeonLight28]

Timeout 1:40 hanggang 2:00

[kkbjohn08]

Crazy man at LRT.. Hahaha!! :))

[valianted6]

This video made our cousins weekend vacation in fontana a much funnier and memorable one (with all the imitations and self re-enactments). Thanks bongbong. I"ll be waiting for a part 2 this summer!!!!!!!!!!!

[mhoncyrus141]

@valianted6 no chance for that anymore...he's been apprehended by the police for stealing a tricycle...

[valianted6]

myquill23 is the person in the vid. Siya si bongbong. Obvious, haha

[eiram999ily]

hahahha laptrip di ako maka move on hahahhahahaha

[madclownlaguna]

lakas tama mo pre hahahah

[myquill23]

Someone should try decoding this monologue.

Even back in the old days, temple priests used drugs and hallucinogens to get into a higher state of consciousness.. and then scholars would try to decipher the message.

O kaya sige, huwag na.. Tawanin na lang natin siya, mas madali yun eh.. Tsaka mas "cool" tayo pag tinawanan natin.

Yung bang kunwari, ay ok lang ang lahat at malulutas din ang problema..

Di pa ako naka-shabu nyan ah. :-)

[todesfaelle070]

@myquill23 You're over-complicating things.

[myquill23]

@todesfaelle070

No. I am not. This is not complicated.

I am sorry if you feel confused by this.

[todesfaelle070]

@myquill23 That's what I'd say if I were over-complicating things too, though.

[myquill23]

@todesfaelle070

What?

[etnemelcolrac]

@myquill23 Dami mong alam pare. Panuorin mo nalang.

[myquill23]

@etnemelcolrac

Pre, konti lang alam ko.. :-)

Pinanuod ko na.

[etnemelcolrac]

@myquill23 HAHA Funny guy ka pare. Ilang taon ka ba? 11? Tangina pacool mo nakakaburat eh.

[myquill23]

@etnemelcolrac

HAHA.. Di ako funny guy. 28 na ako. Di rin ako pa-cool. :-)

[mhoncyrus141]

@myquill23 tangna suntukan na yan...joke...easy guys...

[myquill23]

@mhoncyrus141

Ok lang kahit hindi joke.. :-)

[1gladiators20082009]

ayga. 

[IKNOWABITOFEVERYTHIN]

@histrionicbitch , dre . bkt siya na feature sa imbestigador ??

[marquislorenzo]

kayata ako man ning tiyo. nganu inyu man ning gi bugalbugalan? ha?

your pares was a chicker, comon lets fight, are you a gosling?

[theredyou]

@marquislorenzo

hahahaha! sapata!.... best line ever.... cool kaayo imong "tiyo" bai.... hahaha!..... chada kaayog tama.....

[JefReoGre]

eto yung guesting nya sa Imbestigador --> watch?v=wQNYOrdJPB4#t=4m22s xD

[gioran23]

si Mong Alcaraz (Chicosci) ba un ang nagvivideo kay Bongbong?

[supektibol2011]

...CHARRRACTER OF MY TWO HEARTS <3 <3

[dscythe1157]

alam nya kung kelan sya titigil ah. haha. natwa ako natahimik sya sa isang station. :D

[gvsante]

tira pa dude! kulang pa!!!!

[flodorsky]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jetlagsyndrome]

tamaa's karaho! hahah!

[giorgioarmanixx]

‎"My nose was put in the heart men, and my head put in my pubic hair, he change easy! And I cannot fix that lock." -BongBong. Ayos to. HAHAH!

[zelmanclocklove11]

PANGETS BITCH YOU'RE VERY INDIAN!!.. hahaha

[gvsante]

yup sya nga ung nasa imbestigador na kasamang nahuli ng PDEA... high din sya nung nahuli, ang katwiran pa nya nun eh nagpapamasahe lang daw sya... eh lanya nandun sya sa bahay ng pusher... kamote talaga!

[HOYmonyo]

@gvsante pa pasa nmn po ng link nya na nahuli sya ng PDEA :))

[jabbayackeez]

LOL our popeye's station?

[tarkothegreat123]

SYA YUNG NAHULI SA IMBESTIGADOR ahahahaha..

[renzrenz202]

san makikita ung sa imbestigador?

[jeweladdict1972]

kawawa naman

[23black061]

2:35 :)

[23black061]

Because the 400 feet was insent by m knuckled hotdog!! WAAHHAHAHAHAHA.,

kamatay naman to! hahahaahahahah xD

[josejoe880]

baliw yata ito prang others ee .. nag shabu yata !?

[Slayandkill029]

Nasapian ata ng Demonyo,haha!

[supektibol2011]

my nose was put in the heart, man... and my head was put in my pubic hair. ayos!!! :D

[supektibol2011]

iupse apuschetek taps?!?!? wtf

[mawin0926]

panalo ung "PANGETS BITCH"..lol

[gvsante]

lrt yan

[jaylayson]

@gvsante lrt yan, nakakabingi yung tunog pag nagsasarado yung pintuan.

[R2Gsavior]

ano daw? HAHAHAHAHA.

[xXrainmakerXx25]

matakot kana kuya jobert!!!!!

[Abgef]

it put my face in my pubic hair ha!? - BongBong

[lovelovebebe]

actually sa mrt yan hindi sa lrt..

[kiozprincess]

i pour remember my mori...

[AkoAngBatas30]

PANGETS BITCH! HAHAHA