No to sex outside

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

Nearly choked on my fruit n fibre. Hilarious!

[acds413]

shagging in the forest ;)

[iloveyoubutchwalker]

shagging in alleyways ;]

[apriln18]

Oh but I do so adore the fuck up shit you say!

[Bemo09]

You have NO IDEA how much sex scouts have in the forrest, you should visit a forrest just to "scout" around!!!!! Oh wait! ... maybe it's just Swedish scouts who shagg in the forrest........ :o

[apigbenis009]

@TheRaptorChild

Define "Normal"

[Alizastack]

'nobbing by the recycling bin'

NEED.AIR.

[LouisaF9T]

Love that little bookshelf above his bed, couldn't stop looking at it. Great video though!!

[klaxoniter]

i just found you and i think you're brill! going to watch all your videos now. cheerio!

[hotpeachesable]

i'm actually one of those ppl. when i was still engaged to my husband... we couldn't get a private moment for nothing, so.... we drove down to the pier and started to have "fun" on top of the car hood. unknown to us at the time, there was some guy out in his boat watching.

i was so embarrassed, that was the end of that kinda "fun."

[secundadonna]

I am so dirty.

[TheRWOCompany]

best video of yours yet. when you went on about your "alone time" i couldn't stop laughing. especially when you reflected on saying it XD

[MissCaraMint]

we are all perverts some are just more honest than others

[SpiffyRock21]

Is it strange that sometimes, while watching your videos, I think that you and I are the same person? What I am trying to say here is that I love you.

[lego5lars]

how come you dont have loads of views :(

[TheRaptorChild]

@lego5lars not to insult his fanbase, but it takes a certain type of person to appreciate khyan's sense of humor. i don't think many normal people find him that funny.

[ataperjeangirl]

Hah you're funny. It's weird how british people can pull off saying just about anything. Even when they talk about anal sex and wanking, it sounds like they could be discussing Tolstoj or their favorite red wine. Such a classy language. I'm going to watch the BBC and work on my accent

[ImTheDaddy100]

in the laundry basket hahahaaa I was cracking up!

[thecrookes]

This is Brilliant. Crookes x

[Khyan1]

@thecrookes cheers guys, I'll be coming to see you when you play the Joiners, looking forward to it!

[noigirl]

this was ridiculously funny, i think you should go off script more often =)

[xXTenaciousAEMXx]

is it weird that watching this makes me attracted to him?

[tommytankvideo]

Your sister looks like you.

Is that funny what I just said?

Probably not

Still wrote it though

Could have deleted it

Hate myself

[vulnerome]

On form with this one. Xx

[LaLaLaAllDayLong]

i loved this, and actually loled "give me your potatoey love"

[bkvanvig104]

You should make a habit of ending your videos right as you run into walls.

[juanmora19910209]

um, ur hot 0.o

[TheAdaization]

your voice reminds me of snape.

[juanmora19910209]

@TheAdaization haha yea totally does

[feckles20]

1:24 you look like that miranda woman in that shitey sitcom

[TheRobotStarfish96]

have you seen Withnail and I? lol

[OscarCousin]

I'm in a band called the crooks 0_o

[izinomics]

haha I love how (from what I can gather) you sleep on a bunk bed. Perfection.

[WhatsernameIsTheName]

i just finished watching aladdin.

thanks khyan.

[Tardis910]

I'll have sex with you as long as you don't bring the gold bricks. That's just weird. Who do you think you are, Scrooge McDuck?

[CrazyDuckies]

Dont worry , were all perverts here ;) *creeper face*

[ellybelly57]

I once couldn't cum for a week because a chav looked at me funny

[CelebFansiteVids]

I used to have that bed! Random but true!

[SimonePumbaKazoo]

i like the words you produce :)

[CheekTV]

good luck with the vote, only a couple of weeks to wait. hopefully you'll hear mis august if ure through to the judges choice x

[GoAlybongo]

make your bed!

[whatamalice]

Ah you're special :) please keep talking words!

[MissLucyBoomer]

I demand more masturbation joke XD

oh uh.... I mean ew.... that's gross

>.>

<.<

[georginasinclairb]

Dearest Khyan, you can be my backstreet lover any day.

[veronicachic]

teehee i giggled.

[YouShotMyRobot]

Greatest goodbye ever

[kulsoomraya]

did u change the title? i got so confused

[TheBoringLifeOfBeth]

Just the other week my friend gave me the advice not to have sex in the woods, even if you have a blanket.

[K3LLYRI0T]

"bellybutton"

oh my god lmfaoo

[thatonebookgirl]

It is for videos like this that I must admit you are amazing.

[alittlejstillz]

I just laughed so HARD. Oh my god.

[susanne1310]

oh my god! I love you so much! XD

[XxbunnxX]

I thought you were going to say you are exciting and naughty.

Does that make me a bit of a pervert as well?

[ccfulton22]

I feel like the previous wallpaper in my room was the same pattern as your sheets.

[TangerineLightning]

I love having sex outside! Did it in a tree once. Don't knock it 'till ya try it.

[pamelahl1]

HA HA HA

love it!

[justErroneous]

your deep english accented voice makes everything inappropriate you say sound proper.

[maizillaSid]

you are, to be honest, very charming.

[12lacy34]

ahaa, You've gotta be one of my favorite youtubers ! Honestly, so funny ! :D

[ConstanceVolturi]

tHIS IS YOUR BEST YET!

[wildnose94]

I didn't think there was anything wrong with you telling the internet about wanking. Then you pointed out how weird it was. I don't know what's more upsetting; the fact that you just told thousands of people about you jacking off or the fact that I didn't think it was weird.

[anticliche321]

You know what's weird. One time I caught my neighbors having sex in my back yard. I haven't been able to step on that dead pile of grass since. :(

[chibiariel]

...You think that's bad? Hahahahaha! I mean, yeah. Perv. Psh.

I thought 'Backstreet Lovers' was a reference to the Backstreet Boys. ... ... ... Umm...

[shazam15]

@chibiariel

Oh my god, me too.

[Raphaelus13]

this video touched me inappropriately.

[EmilyMcHale13]

been pimping out both my tumblr and my facebook for you all week, man. i'll be quite sad when nextup is over!

[dan91709]

Yes - you ARE an exciting pervert. But what really fascinating is all the so-called "normal" perverts that want to have your baby. LMAO

Seriously, I love your sense of humor. Brave. Maybe a little stupid. But so funny, I had to grab my chair and hang on for dear life! (to keep from falling on the floor - of course)

[createnewaccount]

I haven't watched this video yet, so I can't work out from the title whether it's about people who love The Backstreet Boys or people who have sex in alleys and behind skips.

[themaypole]

so amazing, i love this sub

[MisterMarsBars]

Reminds me of "My Propeller" by the Arctic Monkeys, a whole song that makes subtle reference to either oral sex or a hand job

[FruitPastillesx]

I am truly ever so fond of your periodic videos Khyan.

[ihavecrabs56]

do me please.

[batesy200]

c;mon, yes oxfam! XD lmao

[hollium]

Make your bed, fool

[missxinterpreted]

So I just found you. I love you. Marry me now.

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

The person who disliked just found out why Khyan has been spending so much time in his upstairs.

[DormantTheory]

I think I will start having withdrawal symptoms when NextUp is over - I thoroughly enjoy seeing a new video of yours in my inbox everyday :( I shall miss it

[lifemakesmelaf]

You never cease to amaze, Sir.

[mammacoco1]

I'd give your knob a polish...uhm

[tourmalineKey]

Well no wonder your condom expired!

[lokilaufeyarson]

You should make your bed.

[MegaPixiie]

ITS ALL TRUE YOU PERVERT! well at least you're polite, nothing worse than a rude pervert.

[snoochtherocketpwner]

@MegaPixiie As stated in the recent video by Khyan titled "We're all ugly", Scottish people are in fact worse than rude perverts.

[Rachou321]

I hope all you said in this video is true, I like to think of you as a very entertaining and lovely pervert :)

[SuperBirdii]

hey. i like having sex in the forest. :P

[jishmondo]

The enjoyment i get from putting the kettle on, have a good sit down, then watching a bit of Khyan :D

[lilyclaire3218]

lol, nice little rhyme you got going at the end there :P

[fallingstarheart]

have long hair again!

[caramelsangel]

you're a little bit insane. 'a little bit' could be a lie

[UnlimitedApathy]

XD I couldn't stop loling XD Awesome vid.

[RoosuSaysHi]

This is lovely, just lovely. (: 

[amorninggirl]

I love you

[SeptemberFoolish]

FIRST!!!



[Lea150791]

it seems like your jackets on the left are moving... or maybe it's just the light.

It's distracting me somehow...

[Khyan1]

@Lea150791 Yeah, this video was a pain the in the arse to film. Ran out of battery halfway through, had to recharge. Filmed the rest of it just before the battery ran out a get, only to find I hadn't plugged my mic in. *Sigh*

[Lea150791]

@Khyan1 I think I know these days when nothing seems to work -.-

[makeuptheatermutt]

oh Khyan, how I love thee

[rossuk123]

pissing myself. would love to hear what u have to say about things when pissed :)

[TheHawki235]

love the vid each day :P i always have something to look forward to !

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

You are just awesome. :]

[ZPGaming]

I almost can't keep up with these vids Khyan, it's awesome. ;)

[Social00]

this was... weird Khylan

[WhiteTigerStudiozz]

Nice video man!