Brian Wilson - Cheap Seats Interview - "The Machine" Revealed

[peasification]

SOAP FROM MW3 ROFLMFAO!!

[ThePistons4life]

they got "fear the beard" from "fear the fro" from detroit when Ben Wallace was in the Prime as a Piston...but its ok you guys can copy :)

[ThePistons4life]

well it is San Francisco...

[MrBrutus101]

haha. i'm not surprised. it's like...sticks and stones would break my bones, but chains and whips excite me

[physicalgrafiti12345]

dam and when he said the machine i thought he meant albert pujols

[Theproof12]

THE MACHINE!!!

[xxxBEELEExxx]

Wtf was tht

[Ferrari465]

The Machine!!....what was a Albert Pujols doin there???

[laurenwalnut199]

lmao!

[HarryPalma]

00:43 Gaybeard's gimp lover! #LOL

[Ferrari465]

@HarryPalma FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!.....CHUCK NORRIS IS GOING TO COME AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!...YOU FUCKINF BUTT PIRATE

[tdwpx5]

@TheNyclove91 is that him?

[Phoenix10k]

@tdwpx5 Hell, it's Pat's costume. Rumor has it that he debuted it when he was still with Phillies at his own Christmas Party. He went upstairs to change his shirt, came back down in that outfit, and continued on as though nothing was different.

[TheKidFlash17]

I am here alone.... As I am always lmaooo

[butternuttt]

gay

[splzd103]

that announcer is a tool - at least he got something to talk about during the interview, he was searching for something.  At least Brian provided filler for the rest of the awkward silences while that moron racked his brain for things to talk about.

[whatsaneptune]

you guys are idiots. hes pretty much a comedian

[mTmFilms]

WHOA! HEY!! WHAT WAS THAT?? lol hahahaha i cant stop laughing

[tombro911]

That was the funniest shit I've seen today. lmfaooo.

[TCUsouthpaw]

he has no clue what happened haha



[phototristan]

Is he gay?

[PlanetCazmoINSPIRE]

@phototristan No it's just a joke ;p

[jlennonh]

Brian Wilson is a very laid back easygoing guy in real life. I did a commercial with him not too long ago for SF Giants. You can check it out on my channel. Thanks for watching!

[lyanneshelladope]

Chris's laugh just... omg.

lolololol

[9o9123]

does anyone know if this was unintentional or intentionally done? also, what does brian wilson meant by bringing the sugar?

[fleetfox84]

Hahaha .... Rumor has it the machine was pat the bat!!!!great baseball prank for the world to witness!!!

[lyanneshelladope]

OMG PAT BURRELL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[charlieJH401]

pat burrell you are one weird mother fucker

[john9276]

I love how Brian can't keep a straight face

[nadaquefazer]

NICE!!!! Brian is sooo sexy and coy....  ; -D

[1014jcollins]

FEAR THE BEARD!!! I have a t-shirt that says that. Although I now fear the machine

[RidingWithBigBrown]

@1014jcollins same here!

[sc12100]

Fucking HILLARIOUS!!!!!

That makes me wanna be a Giants fan, WIN or LOSE - thats great.

[dgriff707]

its obvious who it is. brian wilson hangs out with charlie sheen a lot sheen machine ma-SHEEN. The machine is charlie sheen!

[lazer59882]

@dgriff707 ahhhh a fellow being john malkovich fan.

 malcatraz!

[MateoKalifas420]

Wilson Is A Beast!... Check out my awesome 2010 giants tribute!!!

[RioL89]

it's pat burrell.

[linkin49park182]

I think it is Brian Sabean.

[anthony2154]

that picture up to 0:43 is not first base line, its third base line. common brian!

[dwcarter40]

Fear the beard baby

[DiMarco209]

This guy is such a fraud who got lucky as hell that his journeymen lineup played over their heads. The worst part about this guy is when you look at his interviews from a few years back he is a completely different person... which gives away that this whole Will Ferrell persona is completely fake. He got some fame and started acting like some attention whore douchebag. Disgrace.

[snicksa98]

@DiMarco209 dude did you see how ridiculously stupid he was on the george lopez show? That guy tries way too hard.

[paulb10486]

@DiMarco209

that "act" is landing him hundreds of thousands in sponsorship deals and tv appearances.

and a few years back, why would he be behaving that way?

[nichwolfwood101]

hahah that was totatly awesome

[BarryMcCawkiner]

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'BRIAN WILSON' BY BARENAKED LADIES:

"Drove downtown in the rain, 6:30 on a monday night. Just to strike out a whole lotta, Rangers. Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane. In the 9th inning I just can't, stop. Cause right now I'm saving some games just like Brian Wilson did yes I'm saving some games just like Brian Wilson diiiiiiiiiiiiiid, whoa."

[RUFFRYDAZz]

its obviously chuck norris. 

[Goklayeh]

Pat the Bat Burrell

[TMAN4726]

Its pat burrel

[fletchdies]

@TMAN4726

Tman your right...Your either with a team he was also on or a friend of someone on the Giants. But you spelled his last name wrong so im thinking you cant be that close to him...Anyways, its 100% PB

[BodyBuildME]

giants and brian wilson fans: FEAR THE BEARD BRACELETS/BANDS (similar to the livestrong bracelets) ARE HERE! Search "fear the beard band" on ebay!

[LaDominicana33]

As funny as that is, it actually scared me a bit lol.

[wilsonrocks1000]

pat burrel is insane!

[wilsonrocks1000]

wow!!!



[Shadowshabby]

Yeah, it's Burrell, that was confirmed by The Fightin's blog. Someone took a pic of Burrell in the same outfit several years ago. Unfortunately it looks like The Fightins was shut down but there's a story about it on Deadspin, you can look it up there.

[iownalx23]

people say its pat burrell

[BodyBuildME]

FEAR THE BEARD CUSTOM BALLER ID BANDS (similiar to the livestrong bracelets) ARE HERE!!!

Search “fear the beard band” on ebay

[BodyBuildME]

sweet interview



[kolomvotos]

its pat burrel

[pizzaskate420]

OK for everyone who doesnt know already and is acting stupid saying its burrel and shit. ITS HIS NEIGHBOR WHO WEAR BONDAGE GEAR ITS WELL KNOWN YOU CAN WATCH IT ON YOU TUBE LOOK IT UP. and you all call yourself giants fans!!???! come on now........

[danteras23]

The Machine is the best. He needs his own show.

[wilsah]

@danteras23 burrell is the machine not wilso n

[applebeefresh1]

It's pat burrell everybody knows now

[drmanian]

"what was what? Dub's?"

&

"Dub's comin?"

[SuprMunkd]

its his neighbor. he said so on jay leno

[EarthGoddess52]

Wilson has "upper body tattoos"

[kotheghost]

Pat Burrell is the Machine

[123killer95]

ZITO FTW! thats Zito

[ksablad]

nice vid jhenz....

[psycologicalnudity]

thats what happened to barry zito, haha, naw it's pat

[georgekush]

the machine lol

[kWkPkUSA1]

the machine is some random fatass!

[DaniPower0]

the machine is pat burrell. they room together.

[GoodTimeKidzz]

THE MACHINE IS BRUCE BOCHY

[thecat616]

Hmmm. . .  Our Champion, Brian, is becoming more and MORE interesting, huh?

[califaka415]

ITS PAT THE BAT WITH THAE ALL BLACK HAT LOL...ITS HIM 4SURE THO !!!

[BruisedRibs]

See Dubz with his beauty mug. Wilson's my hero

[WarrantCyanide]

lmao, why are people putting up suggestions like sandoval, renteria? the skin tone is completely opposite.

[sireeznutz]

@WarrantCyanide - personally, I think it's Eugenio Velez

[WarrantCyanide]

@sireeznutz again.. skin tone.. completely opposite, i hope your joking lol

[seiulikid]

@sireeznutz i think its bochy

[rksobers]

@WarrantCyanide lol how about bruce

looks tall enough

lol

[WarrantCyanide]

@rksobers actually i think riaria78 is right, i think its pat burrell

[venniey]

@WarrantCyanide It's Burrell!!!!

[WarrantCyanide]

@venniey Yeah, Pat does walk like that.

[venniey]

@WarrantCyanide It is totally Burrell! I have this on good authority.

[WarrantCyanide]

@venniey I did agree :)

[anthony2154]

@WarrantCyanide that was indeed burrell! there's a site that said 5 years ago while he was having an xmas party with baseball friends, burrell happened to come down in that very costume!

[WarrantCyanide]

@anthony2154 Yes, I can see it is Pat Burrel :)

Ha, I read a few pages back, and someone thought it was Bruce Bochy, a coach would never do that, could ruin a reputation.

[sireeznutz]

also... Wilson's going to be on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight 11/4/10

[sireeznutz]

w w w .fac eboo k.com/#!/brianwilsonsnl

[sireeznutz]

Facebookers...... join the "Brian Wilson should host SNL" revolution on Facebook. The more "Likes" the better we can make this thing happen!

[Kocina2]

It has to be Burrell. Look at how he is walking. That is how pat walks:)

[sexrehab2012]

It's Pat Burrell

[sexrehab2012]

Brian Wilson is a genius put the guy on SNL

[mng831]

Brian Wilson for SNL

[RUFFRYDAZz]

the machine is pretty fat... so it has to be sandoval.. but wait... white skin..???

[sireeznutz]

Definitely not Huff. Huff has upper body tattoos.

[jjgunn123]

Aubrey Huff = The Machine

[mrchevys3]

5 bucks its Huff.

[staphinfection]

HAHAHahahah!! SUCH AN AWESOME INTERVIEW!!

[vaqardi]

Love the parade today in SF!

[Njudah7788]

ITS THE HUFFINATOR

[TheNorthernSon]

fact: brian wilson should host snl... facebook dot com / brianwilsonsnl

[justinlerk]

@JBrown1169 - Pat "the Bat" did slump in the world series no doubt. But he DID help them get there for sure! As did most of the guys on the roster!

Also your right about the Red dawn comment, iv bn saying that for the last few months! Not many people can remember that movie ( on of my all time favs ). Good call!:)

[rachbaby14]

waiiiiiit thats not really pat burrell............???

[wieseg57]

Wilson / Burl ..... effin' hee Larry Us !

Thanks for that comedy Gold.

Oh yeah, and the WS Trophy too.

[theInimitablePip]

@EdM021: Just to be CLEAR...

Nuthin' against B Wilson, personally. He's WELCOME 2 be as FREAKY as he wants 2 BE...especially with the LAMEstream "media"! = )

BUT...Wake Us WHEN your "team" haz WON 3 inna ROW or mo' than the 4 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS Our OAKLAND A's ALREADY HAVE! = )

Dat IS All.

--The Black Whole...IZ Ev'rywhere!{ ( 8K

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip Just to be REALLY CLEAR...

The 1989 Oakland A's juiced themselves to a World Series title(*****) over San Francisco. FACT!

Signing a former A's Cy Young winner was the WORST move in Giants Franchise History. FACT!

The MLB Giants organization is the WINNINGEST sports franchise in North American history. FACT!

None of the A's Hall of Famers could carry Willie Mays jock strap. FACT!

The Oakland A's will always be the unloved stepchild of the Bay Area. FACT!

[jmordan]

@ifnot4me 27 > giants

[ifnot4me]

@jmordan NY money > SF money = your answer

[snicksa98]

@ifnot4me Just to be clear

*The 1989 world series was won by the better team. Most of the offense came from the talent of the team and steroids were only taken by Canseco at the time but if we play that card, let's just give steroids the credit for Bond's 73 home runs.

*The Barry Zito was a lapse of judgement by SF.

*The SF giants have only won one Championship. The Oakland A's=4 SF Niners=4. As for consecutive winning seasons=The Sharks and A's

*Willie Mays was fantastic, so was Reggie Jackson

[greytheangel]

@snicksa98 Giants have 5.

SF gets numbah 5. Team moves! = Past wins don't count.

[snicksa98]

@greytheangel are you a NY giants fan or an SF giants fan? Because that is the first win they got in SF. When they move to a different city it is a different team. Check it out. Educate yourself foo!

If you want to use that argument then the A's total is 9 world series wins. =)

[greytheangel]

@snicksa98 sure, when the move to a different city, but keep the exact same players, that's a totally different team

[ifnot4me]

@snicksa98

BEFORE the HGH, Bonds was the ONLY 400 homeruns/400 stolen bases player in history, he had 3 MVP's, 8 Gold Gloves, 8 All-Star selections, 7 Silver Slugger Awards, and beat a juiced up McGwire in the Homerun Derby. Again, all of this before the HGH. Yet haters seem to forget his accomplishments before the 73 homerun season.

Strike-Out King Reggie Jackson is NOT in Willie Mays league.

Also, you'll notice I said MLB Giants, not SF or NY just MLB. Winningest franchise period.

[snicksa98]

@ifnot4me your favorite team just won their first world series in SF and you are on youtube talking about how they are the best team in Nor Cal? The Giants were absent from most of the 1990's and 2000's. A mediocre team that couldn't break third place. The sharks are consistantly making the playoffs and the A's always building a strong team with a low budget. Now that is baseball.

The thing i had to realize is I love the giants, It is just the ignorance of the giants fans i cannot take.

[ifnot4me]

@snicksa98 Regarding your failed history lesson, didn't ask for it and don't need it. Understood? Good.

Ignorance seems to be your strongest asset. Well, that and assumption. In this case, you don't make an ASS out of U and ME, just you.

That said, the internet is your friend. Do some research on North American sports history and you WILL learn that the MLB GIANTS(notice how I didn't say SF) are the WINNINGEST FRANCHISE(total wins) in North American history. Yankees are second.

[snicksa98]

@ifnot4me wow i misread this the first time...NORTH AMERICAN HISTORY? hahaha oh boy YANKEES A'S LAKERS CARDINALS RED SOX CELTICS STEELERS COWBOYS 49ERS MONTREAL CANADIENS TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS and the list goes on... look i know you are on a pure high right now, i would be too if my favorite team finally brought one back to SF but your facts r just wrong and the fact u re-posted this knowing you were wrong makes you an idiot.

[ifnot4me]

@snicksa98 Oh, so now you stoop to personal attacks(over the web) on me by calling me an idiot? You're like a chihuahua that barks from the safety of a closed door, only to tuck and run once the door opens. You are truly a tough guy! ;-)

Moving on, please do some research and raise your sports IQ. You'll no doubt be embarrassed to learn that your "facts r just wrong" comment is, in itself wrong.

MLB Giants = winningest all-time NORTH AMERICAN sports franchise FACT(singular not plural!)

[snicksa98]

@ifnot4me haha i am not trying to be a tough guy online...I would love to have this conversation with you in person but it would never happen. I just think you are mislead and so do many of my friends who are hardcore GIANTS fan. I understand that u r really excited and I am happy for you. I didn't mean to call u an idiot if that truly hurt your feelings =/ so sorry. You are right I am a chihuahua, a 6 foot 2, 210 pound chihuahua. 89 world series was won by roids? Adorable. You r cute

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me Jus' 2 B PERFECTLY CLEAR... There have been 2 (two) PERFECT GAMEZ thrown in OAKLAND A's History!! FACT!! HOW MANY have the "giants" had? = \ OAKLAND haz 4 WS Titlez!!!! ~ 3 a' which CAME inna 3-peat ('72, '73, n' '74)!!! Da A's have 9 TOTAL!!!!!!!!! FACT!!!! Most of those "giants" overall wins ur CLINGING to came in NY NOT sf! FACT. Sooooo...WAKE Us WHEN they win 3 inna ROW or MO' THAN 4!!!! UNTIL THEN: "They will always be the A's red headed stepchild!" (Quotin' StuStar)

[WarrantCyanide]

@theInimitablePip Please learn to spell. Also, stop fucking using caps lock on every other god damn word...

[theInimitablePip]

@Warrantless FOOL: We write HOW We LIKE, bitch.

We DON'T write 4 ur PUNKass.

DAT Iz All...DEAL with IT. = )

--The Black Whole...IZ EV'RYWHERE!

[brittyboy3]

@theInimitablePip You write like a fuckin retard

[theInimitablePip]

@brittyboy3 - u ARE a RETARD...Soooo, We'd say We got da MUCH BETTER END a' THAT deal! = )

Now...fuck OFF, u little punk. = \

We BIZZY...Doin' your SISTER! = )

--The Black Whole...IZ Ev'rywhere, bitch...DEAL with IT!

[brittyboy3]

@theInimitablePip learn english

[brittyboy3]

learn english

[pizzaskate420]

@theInimitablePip to bad the oakland as probably wont be even in oakland in a couple years. Sorry to shatter your dreams but its just what i do homie

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip I'll repeat this since you didn't get it the first time. The MLB GIANTS(Notice how I didn't say SF or NY only) are the winningest franchise in North American history, period.

So what if more of them came from NY? It's still the SAME franchise.

Honestly, is this an Oakland is better than San Francisco argument? I hope not, because ALMOST everything San Francisco is better than Oakland with the exceptions being the crime, grime and slime.

[16ktsgamma]

@ifnot4me Not really, #1 in crime and murders is what Oakland is. Also Oakland A's came from Philidelphia.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me NOW u REALLY jus' sound like the little sissy BITCH u ARE. OAKLAND haz REAL culcha; artists; musicianz; world class restaurants, not some pretentious feed holes for ALL u ALCOHOLICS over there. sf IS the HEROIN capital of the west. FACT. your "city" SMELLS...FACT. Have u ever walked through mid-market , the 'loin, the panhandle, etc?! CRIME?? Homicide totals are EQUALLY high over there...it's just that the sf comical.bullshit chronicle DOESN'T report it! Sooo...STFU, loser. DAT IZ All

[snicksa98]

@ifnot4me

your facts are still struggling...The mlb Giants aren't even in the top ten in most successful franchises in north american history...Winningest isnt even a word either

[ifnot4me]

@snicksa98 You might also want to check on your "isnt" word since you're so interested in proper grammar.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me HERE DUMBass. "*The 1989 world series was won by the better team. Most of the offense came from the talent of the team and steroids were only taken by Canseco at the time but if we play that card, let's just give steroids the credit for Bond's 73 home runs.

*The Barry Zito was a lapse of judgement by SF.

*The SF giants have only won one Championship. The Oakland A's=4 SF Niners=4. As for consecutive winning seasons=The Sharks and A's

*Willie Mays wasfantastic, so was Reggie Jackson"

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip Yeah, getting a history lesson from someone who says the "Niners=4" is hilarious.

Let's see if you can remember this more accurately than your Niner history. The MLB GIANTS(New York, San Francisco, Stonehenge and Atlantis) ORGANIZATION = WINNINGEST FRANCHISE IN NORTH AMERICAN HISTORY!!!

And let's get this straight, from the 1989 to 1999 there was NOBODY in MLB better than Barry Bonds. Griffey would have been equal if he could steal bases and strikeout less often.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me We were "quoting" someone else, u idiot. u are NOT worthy of Us botherin' 2 check someone else's posts to see if they got ANYthang 'bout that provincial little CESSPOOL of a town correct. And for someone who wants to try and negate the A's '89 WS win over 'roids, CLINGING to Barry Lamar Bonds jus' makea u an EVEN BIGGER FOOL, u fool. GO play with yourself, kid. We DON'T have anymo' time 4 this shit.

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip

Kid huh? Well, I'll take that as a compliment from an old man such as yourself. Oh, by the way, you should take an English class from a local JC on your free time. Maybe an ESL class to start with since your "english" is that of a 4 year old, and not a 44 year OLD.

If the comments I directed at you were in error, you could of just said so and I'd apologize. Instead, being the infant YOU ARE, you slung attempted insults that backfired. Go take a nap.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me B/4 u start TRYING 2 "correct" ANYone else, kid...go CHECK yo-self, punk.

Uh...the word u WERE lookin' 4 iz properly spelled "English", jackass. = \

Buy u book n' buy u books...n' u STILL DON'T read. TYPICAL "giants" / sf "fan"! = (

That IZ all. = )

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip Damn, after reading your last reply I think my IQ dropped a few points!!! ;-)

Check Yo Self by Ice Cube= Win

Check Yo-self by theInimitablePip= FAIL!

correcting your language > correcting my typo

You're probably the only self-proclaimed Inimitable"Pip" NOBODY wants to imitate. lol!

But hey, like Hammer said, "It's All Good." just not your ENGLISH.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me Don't EVEN try n' blame Us 4 ur LOW IQ, kid...(u TYPICAL sf EXCUSE-maker)...THAT'Z CLEARLY on ur momz (& ur dad, if u even know who he is)! u can bet dollars 2 ducats dat NO ONE givez a rat'z ass what u "think " u think...BUT, We DO KNOW dat chicks DIG Us MUCH MO' than ur narcissistic MONKEYass. N' in da GRAND AVENUE scheme a' Thangz...Dat'z ALL dat Matterz. You MAY figger dat out SOME day, kid...AFTER u stop lickin' ur OWN balls on here & ELSEwhere!

Dat IZ All, punk. = )

[llama3aterr]

@theInimitablePip are you trolling? or are you really that mentally handicapped? lmfao

[theInimitablePip]

@llama3aterr u DON'T EVEN want none a' Us, loser. So, STICK 2 fuckin' your sister, your moms, or whatever the hell else it is u sf INBREDS do 2 kill the time, ya 'tard.

That is all.

--B'cuz The Black Whole SAID SO...THAT'Z WHY.

[llama3aterr]

@theInimitablePip stfu nigger

[theInimitablePip]

@llama3aterr KEEP LICK'n OUR BIG-ASS BLACK BALLZ, bitch.

Dat iz all. = )

--B'cuz The Black Whole OWNZ u, sf dickSUCKER.

[ifnot4me]

@theInimitablePip

Haha! So you're the guy Too Short referred to when he said "You graduate and can't spell diploma," right?!

You are DEFINITELY the proud owner of 5th world English my friend. When foreigners listen to someone with your failed English, they have to be shaking their heads wondering why they, as non-Americans speak and spell the English language better than you.

It's definitely embarrassing that an American talks as poorly as you do.

[zbar88]

@ifnot4me There should be a comma after the word "So" in your first sentence. So, fuck you.

[theInimitablePip]

@ifnot4me Are u still @ it, u worthless sf cocksucker?!

Get a LIFE, ya cunt.

Dat IZ all.

--The Black Whole HAZ Spoken.

[ocabcabin7]

Giants 2010 World Series Champs!!!!

[SlipperyMidget81]

So his beard isn't all dark black when it's short? Weird

[ryanexpress34]

@SlipperyMidget81 he used shoe polish for the hair to look darker...

[ifnot4me]

@SlipperyMidget81 He did say his beard had a sun tan.

[sireeznutz]

GIANTS!!!!!!!!

[dtruth20091]

Thats got to be Pat Burrell ...LOL

[falcopunchhh]

HERE COMES THE ASS!

HERE COMES THE SMASHER!

[silverbullet415]

its burrell

[quinneriffic]

The Machine is Huff

[1schwererziehbar1]

why does the host make a big deal of this anyway?

[ThisIsFiveEighteen]

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

[GSDubz]

@ThisIsFiveEighteen

"What?"

LOL

[sspickler7]

@ThisIsFiveEighteen hahahaha does he look like a bitch?