OMG..... I THINK I MUST BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!! I'M SO HOSTING A FESTIVUS PARTY (NO SHIT) THIS YEAR!!!!! NAVARRE BEACH, MY PLACE!!! THIS IS FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!!!
Mr. Salkin (writer of the Festivus book) recently wrote an article wishing Christopher Hitchens a swift death. Fuck this man, and fuck Festivus by association. This may be valuable knowledge for many of you.
And now, for the Airing of Grievances. Lindsay Lohan, once again, you have disgraced yourself in front of the the whole world. Get your act together, or no one will hire you ever again.
Allstate, your new mascot makes me sick. Mayhem looks like Vincent Vega's idiot boy brother.
Spike TV. You endless showing of CSI marathons have caused you to lose many viewers. And you have also left Marg Helgenberger unattractive to me. Stop showing CSI marathons! Show something else.
Come attend the annual Festivus party in Minneapolis, MN at the Nomad World Pub on Dec 23rd! Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances and the Festivus Pole! Come and celebrate that most holiest of days with us!
AOG: will the BBC *stop* playing repeats of Top of the Pops 1976... this is *not* what we pay our licence fee for. Tsk.
Also - chocolate? You have no *right* to make me fat.
CurriedUnicorn 1 month ago
Whos this hipster duffess?.Sienfeld is funny unlike this utter bollox).
joebstarsurfer 1 month ago
Going to celebrate Festivus tonight at the Milwaukee Art Museum and I'm gonna be raining blows!
PanSlayerA 1 month ago
I shall adorn my pole with strippers.
lashkaretoiba 1 month ago
this fucking loser looks like some kind of fucking peace quear
ibtl1 8 months ago
@ibtl1 You are a disappointment for this year.
Arcaenon 1 month ago
OMG..... I THINK I MUST BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!! I'M SO HOSTING A FESTIVUS PARTY (NO SHIT) THIS YEAR!!!!! NAVARRE BEACH, MY PLACE!!! THIS IS FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!!!
brownma78 11 months ago
AOG - that's too many dern lights on your house and you have waaaay to many Christmas inflatables. Phew!! Glad to get that off my chest. lol
FinallyFreeToBeMe 1 year ago
hope everyone had a great festivus
gts5001 1 year ago
Frank Costanza would be ashamed if he saw the Festivus pole adorned in any sort of way. It'd be topic #1 during his airing of grievances.
Superman5000The 1 year ago
I get annoyed when people leave unrelated links/comments on youtube videos FUCK OFF
happy festivus
bevreallysucks 1 year ago 5
Mr. Salkin (writer of the Festivus book) recently wrote an article wishing Christopher Hitchens a swift death. Fuck this man, and fuck Festivus by association. This may be valuable knowledge for many of you.
sybo59 1 year ago
"I GOT ALOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!"
alexcubs25 1 year ago 2
And now, for the Airing of Grievances. Lindsay Lohan, once again, you have disgraced yourself in front of the the whole world. Get your act together, or no one will hire you ever again.
Allstate, your new mascot makes me sick. Mayhem looks like Vincent Vega's idiot boy brother.
Spike TV. You endless showing of CSI marathons have caused you to lose many viewers. And you have also left Marg Helgenberger unattractive to me. Stop showing CSI marathons! Show something else.
vigo894 1 year ago 12
Festivus yes! Bagel no! NO BAGEL NO BAGEL....
skatepunkzero 1 year ago
Geez the GFC got Adam Sandler too
shy4x4 2 years ago
Come attend the annual Festivus party in Minneapolis, MN at the Nomad World Pub on Dec 23rd! Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances and the Festivus Pole! Come and celebrate that most holiest of days with us!
msuemnig 2 years ago
hack
mcfr23 2 years ago
Hahahahaha fuckin brilliant mate!
balleballerum 2 years ago
Barack Obama is creepy.
JMartins1981 3 years ago 2
The pole shall remain unadorned.
BLACKMAGICNIGHT 3 years ago 46
cool
mxdsij 3 years ago