Dating No No's - xgobobeanx

[SSetitOf]

you miss one..letm help you... :never forget condoms...you never know x^)

[bluntmaster8401]

im takin notes girl :)

[bluntmaster8401]

im takin notes girl :)

[papasieg]

wanna fu ck?

[SuperDream11]

@papasieg

Why do you ask her to fuck? Don't have anough of your woman? Thats a big No for a man that lies to his woman ! Youre already history ugly old man !

[sirleibl1]

Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!

[oghoodz]

Creepers that are too 'touchy feely', and guys who [if] they get a number [out of pity] won't stop calling or texting....

[YouSexTV]

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[TheGameLord7]

BItch, you have sex with yourself EVERY night. Scumbags like her are the reason why our race is on the rapid decline. And, I can see why we've got guys who beat their sorry asses......

[jamescookusa]

wow lucky i saw this in time! exactly everything i was going to do or say..! lol

The worst date ever was when that woman never showed up..! Never knowing why..

[kyoo12]

i made out with a girl and thro up in her mawth *sory for the horabol speling*

[legomaego4321]

ew thats unattractive

[willb5k]

blog, blog, blog, blog!!!

[davehiggod]

This lady is a total jack ass. i just commented on two other identical videos where she was talking about how much men want her, and how she's disinterested. BUT ULTIMATELY, it's interesting how WOMEN spend all their time discussing these issues. You don't see man always talking about these subjects.  Now, hopefully, I NEVER come across this woman's profile again. All I know is, these wretched women are leading to the extinction of our entire culture.

[2TonguesDave]

wow we have a little frustrated guy here! don'T worry, one of your dates will work eventually...

as for the video, yeah it'S not about YOUR dates "wink wink". stil lthose guys were weirdos. the thing is some women are freaks too! we don't hear a lot about those though

[harvz66688]

lol chicks are just as bad as some of the guys out there... went to this chicks house for the first time one day and her kid smacked me in the face with a remote so i done my best to stear clear of the little bugger but all she wanted me to do was be obsessed with her kid! shit made me not ever want kids! so that was over pretty quick...

[ruiz2565]

What'swith #10. who does that stupidity?

[redwoodhippie89]

"Don't invite her into the bathroom to get high, then to have sex." hahahahahahahah.

The bathroom is totally the only place to get high in the house. It's the best room...ever.

[NativeCain]

As for number nine(9)..yea...tell that to my last two girlfriends...lolx

[RetardRage99]

First date with a PETA activist we walked through a park where birds had been divebombing people. When one flew at me I swatted it reflexively and knocked it to the ground where it thrashed and cheeped loudly until it died.

Man you don't know crazy until you've been screamed at in public by a PETA chick while she tries to give a bird CPR.

[mikebrownhouse]

It was a blind date, long ago. I probably should have left right away, there was zero chemistry, but I stuck around, why not? We went out to dinner, then rented a movie and went back to her place. Worst movie EVER, and she kept insisting on giving me a back rub. Finally ended up, this girl that I'm REALLY not into is straddling me on the floor, telling me how attracted she is to me, and I can't get away... I knew she'd have to go to the bathroom eventually...that's when I made my get-away. :)

[MackDuncan]

Worst thing that ever happened to an ex girl friend (this happened to her on a blind date about a year after she broke up with me) - They were out having dinner, they argued about religion, and he walked out and left her with the bill.

[pertovich88]

You've given some good, sound advice. I look foward to your sequal as there are many more to share.

You could add, don't talk about your last girlfiend...over and over and over...

[Mrmikeshelton]

Are these based on experience? Sounds like it. And I thought I'd been on some bad dates, but the SUPERMARKET?! Damn, that is bad. A guy actually brought his aunt and uncle along on a date? Are you freaking kidding me?!

[GaryNull]

nice vid, toots

[jlsyth]

Somebody sounds bitter jeez

[sschaula]

I always take my dates to the grocery store...in fact I think it's a good way to get to know her and it's also kind of quirky and fun. Much better than dinner and a movie. :-P

[thedudeguy]

Dammn i always thought the grocercy store  was greaat..

[ABUHMAID11]

can I hear your heartbeat babe???

your chest is so sweat

[mazdaRx8fanatic2003]

so fuckin dumb girl gave me a hand job in the movies lol

[NBaimf]

Here's my pick up and 1st date for you gobo. We go do the dinner thing then smoke some quality pot and plan a vacation. You like?

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

lol who have YOU been dating?!

[xgobobeanx]

a bunch of losers apparently

[sirleibl1]

@xgobobeanx lol

[Modelcit]

dame...guess i gotta get some new moves.

[OneMib]

What if it's that wierd Aunt & Uncle that no one will leave thier kids with? It makes for good *skickersnortz* after they FINALLY leave! :op~

[rycker2]

my date got really drunk and wanted to blow me..but blew chunks instead!!!

[milkmankennedy]

the last date I had said to me "Let's just be friends."

[justinisloco]

lmao im guilty of commiting #4

[supraman181]

ohhh DONT be creepy and bring my aunt n uncle on my date?!?! lol u talk like u r talking to a retarded 3 year old

[warplayer]

Wow you've had some bad dates

[shagnasty711]

ur voice makes my stomach upset

[19zxcvbnm19]

#11 Dont forget to get a bukakke before you get married

[0blondBaBe0]

had me bf spit food in my coke!!! nasrt

[nino07si]

you missed 1.....don't ask a girl would you like to swallow a huge load of jizz...just tell her----get ready bitch for a huge load of jizz!!

[JinkRawkerGirl]

Hahaha! That was awesome.

[willardwest4]

yea this lady is retarded... she talks way to slow...

[XxDarkrose50xX]

I only understood number 1 and 2 XD

[Ta2dmister]

ok so i met a lady a few weeks ago. She was telling me that she went on a date with a guy, a first date at that, and he showed up with his parents!!!! They went to dinner and a movie!!! You gotta be kidding me!!lol what is wrong with guys these days??????

[qbrian]

u r pretty hot. lol. i am 12

[Finn001abd]

In reality your not this demanding.

[carfmed]

how about a blowjob to break the ice?

[tomtheshaman]

-.-

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

I went on a date with this girl once, and she kept texting me during the Goddamn movie. Two hours of one word responses later, I drop her ass off at home. I get a text at three in the morning, "What're you doing? I really like talking to you." My response was simply, "Sleeping. Go away." And then she texted again. -.-' I had to turn my cell off.

[internet155]

lol

[clamoureux59]

OH meh god i think we dated the same girl

[internet155]

? what the

[SableChronicles]

had that happen twice

[endisnear13]

damn! now i know why i am alone!

[peachy1kean]

the badest thing that happend to me on a first date he asked me to kiss his sister and let him watch

[rgirga]

That's reasonable.

[clamoureux59]

i guess you miss typed i think that was the best thing to happen to you on a date lol

[peachy1kean]

no really that was the badess date

[man1d2tran]

thumbs up

[obssesedwithamylee]

one guy took me on a date with his twin brother, we went to the movies and i sat in between them, talk about weird.

[rgirga]

What do you have against the handicap. You racist.

[obssesedwithamylee]

wtf ?. i didnt say anything about handicaps. did you reply to my comment bymistake ?

[the5regularguys]

So, is it kind of sad that I've been that guy before? Well, it was the screenplay thing, but still...

[silentnight42]

This one guy said he loved me...10 minutes into the first date.

[Lealan786]

That was edumecational.

[Xethor1]

Some guys are unbelievable.

But some girls aren't much better. I had a girl once than came to my apartment on the first week I met her and wanted to wash my dishes and do my laundry etc. It jsut freaked me out. I DONT NEED a 2ND MOTHER. I am a grown up man and I can take care of myself.

Also being jealous of another girls that simply talks to me while I am on a date with YOU and you only will just make me forget about you, not the other way around.

[xoluvablelissxo]

i had a guy take me to mcdonalds on a first date....that was the last date too.

[tjeragnarok]

lol, wanna go back??? get some mcgriddles, maybe we could stir things up. taco bell 79 89 99!!! lol

[rgirga]

Clown hayer.

[xoluvablelissxo]

?? huh?

[winec00ler]

I had a girl once tell me she felt something between us like she "could tell me anything" and she did, it scared me off

[dancemj7]

make more videos like this and less prostituting yourself in fake beer commercials

[tatkonerez]

Whateva, I do what I want!!!!

[aredsmoke]

If I took you on a date, I would treat you like a gentleman. Wait...that statement could be taken two different ways.

[SableChronicles]

lol

[lukereborn]

... dont ask your GF to meet your parents on the second date, i got dumped the next day.. ;(

[TheDeathofGrace]

dont ever make another video

[Jubug78]

Don't take a girl out, eat and drink like a champ, then go to the bathroom and sneak out the back door.

[Ekeyno]

you have shitty luck with guys

[SoulReaper1900]

lol i agree

[ilikepie56789]

Nice video plz make more like this one.

I'd rather not share weird things guys have done to me.

*shivers*

[flash2158]

Don't wear a low cut shirt and expect the guy not to take a quick peak.

[monkeyman522]

ughhh.....makes me glad I stopped dating about 15 years ago. I'm much more comfortable around women now and they're crazy about me. Maybe I'll find that special lady but I've got to say, the last 15 years have been great. So Zen like and peaceful.

[DrSpider1984]

cool video :) your are awesome! lol, really cool video!

[Timtheweirdone]

well this happened to me. My friend set me up with this guy and he seemed alright then on the first date he tells me "Im in a gang and i have a hit on my head. But its alright I killed the guy last night. so what movie do you wanna see?" The gang part ended it right there the rest was icing on the cake. I wanted to call the cops but i wasnt sure if he was telling the truth or not and I didnt want to get him in trouble for somthing he didnt do. cause he didnt seem to mentally matured. Ill never

[Timtheweirdone]

Let my friend fix me up again.

[nohackinway88]

aww thats adorable!! lol :)

[gman5541]

Chix is on Helium!

[SystemSoftware7]

Pretty obvious stuff here who ever does this crap is a retard

[nurreon]

What's wrong with # 10?

[cfpqnz]

i know that's like my dream date

[Neverletgorox]

your awesome. you just got some sweet revenge on one of your exes LOL

[CristianTheMuslimJew]

I agree with everything except for #10 and #3

[warhata2397]

me and this guy were going to the movies and on the day of he told me he couldnt go because of baseball !!! so much for dating a sports fanatic!! bbut somehow we are still going out!

[coffeennicotine]

Heh heh. I'm currently dating a girl that, after finding a way to break up with her, may inspire me to make up my own list.

I am seriously considering changing my name over this one... It's that bad.

I'd also like to add that I don't believe I've ever committed any of the indiscretions on your list, but since I get a kick out of yer vids I have decided to make a mental note of said list just in case I have some sort of an episode..... Gads, I almost typed 'lol' at the end of that.

[wendalwilsonrhoads]

bad personal experiance ?!

[HoGraz]

Why don't you tell us what TO DO next.

[TUESDAYIMFADINGX]

7 and 8 would be higher on my list of don't do

[OctoberSaint]

I actually had a girl hook-up with a group of other guys and leave with them on our first date. And NO, Im not a jerk or anything - and she's didn't even know them.

So, much for dating strippers .

[k2ashley]

you must have dated some morons.

[stonewylie]

The worst thing ever to happen to me in my lifetime actually happened on a first date

[nohackinway88]

omg wat happened

[drwdrbs]

ok the worst thing that happened to me was i think i was going to the bathroom up the staris and i slipt on water (i think) and fell down and scarmed and she left....... it sucked

[xxxFabby]

Sadly, I know guys who wait until 10 PM on Friday night to make those plans.

[VampiressOnDaProwl]

you need to do a part II to this cuz there are so many other donts i could tell you!

can i write it in a screenplay format and pitch it to you? ;P

[damianraver]

again i dont care about your no, no's..just care about the bewbz.

[cullenblack]

are you reading cue cards?

[LifesEyesFilms]

Planned a great date once with an incredible girl, dancing, dinner and dessert at the soda bar, and a movie.

Turned out, she was Mormon, and couldn't do most of those things. We ended up sitting on the hood of my car eating Chineese food in the parking lot of a local kids playground.

Somehow, I still had fun, but we didn't have a second date.

[SableChronicles]

mormon or latter day saint?

[2manygangstacheeses]

are you going to blog about this later...

[NinaMarie6320]

#11 when your on a date dont expect that she is going to pay half of the bill

[DanielG54321]

LOL...Actualy, if she offers to pay half, don't expect a seconde date. :(

[infanteer2k]

Does any girl really have an issue with the sort of problems in this video? 'Cause if so, damn... where the hell do you find your dates?

[hmjgriffon]

you bitch, how dare you go online and blog about our dates, your a dirty whore anyways

[rayraygurl]

ive never had a BAD dtae, but ive had OK ones. nothing horrible. but your top to is all true =)

[triathlon0808]

my best/worst date story? well, that would have to be showing up for the date and accidentally backing into her parents mailbox. Not a good first impression.

[phantomofthedrivein]

I went on a date with Mrs. Dash

[tcb4ep]

i was on a date once and the girl and i were sitting on her couch. it was our first date, she leaned over and kept getting closer.. i looked at her and started laughing so hard!! it seemed she wanted to kiss needless to say i didnt get a second date,

[Sonicrunr]

all 10 of those happened to you at one point or another didn't they?,

[shred5]

Wow you need to meet some better guys or use better judgement before talking to losers or something.

[SuperEd86]

hahaha no way, has all that stuff really happened to you?? that would be intense!

[bluecatthesazinator]

lol oh you are wonderful! This was so straight forward I loved it.

[bryson55]

Don't date convicts just released from prison.

[heberthisaweirdo]

dont dine and dash....but if you do, DONT forget telling the other person.

[LibertineJay]

"Don't invite the girl into the toilet to get high and then have sex".

So I assume it's okay to invite her in there to get high, or to have sex - but not both?!

[giraffepoo]

Great job!

Cool!

5*!!!

[TommyC71291]

you mean I had it all wrong?! Thanks for the advice, I give it 4 ****

[sitepacker]

Nice meat.

[patrun1]

Jill thanks rules ladies. All she do makelove. If baby girl name Jill!

[brdgeman]

Very good. u will make a good wift

[robtran]

I have a rule for ladies:

DON'T DATE IDIOTS.

No need to thank me..no, really....

[frackus101]

Thanks for the tips....but what exactly is that 'wierd look in your eyes' you were talking about in number 3...I hope I don't do that...

[averagebetty]

loved it - would like to see double-date advice too :)

[am1gv]

double dates are easier though aint they? i mean your friend is on the same date with his/her girlfriend/boyfriend so you can chill with him/her an have a good date too

right??

[JDORUS89]

Will you come on a date with me?I promise i wont do you until you are fully unconscious.

[TheScout1234]

worst thing was i had a girlfriend and she didnt talk to me the whole date she just sat there and mumbled and gobbled down the food !

[am1gv]

that sounded like an awkward date to me dude, i might have left if i was you

[littlefatbird]

You're looking good. Did all of that happen with the same guy? :P

[giu8989]

nice boobs!

[njwhse]

I went to dinner with a girl (1st date) and she confessed she was on meds for being "slightly" bipolar. So i asked her if that meant i had to buy her 2 dinners. :)

[methetom1]

im guilty of number 8, the worst thing that ever happened to me on a date is that my gf started flirting with other ppl right in front of me, that sucks

[beornborg]

I had date get a call during dinner from her just separated husband. Until then I thought she was divorced. It was a bit awkward.

[TomSoprano44]

the worst thing that happened

is that i have never dated in my life :(

[markapsolon]

lol that was great :)

[studio1102artist]

DID THAT ALL REALLY HAPPEN?!?!

if so, that is AWESOME!

I wish that stuff really happened to people! Not in a bad way, but in a funny, odd way...

[Gold3n3y3]

"The boring was meant for Gold3n3y3."

It was? I am baffled as to why that is.

[Timsiam]

Will you blog this later!!

[brelinsisi]

i invite my ant and uncles on dates all the time

[am1gv]

really?

what usually happens? lol

[JDORUS89]

Is it appropriate to ask to skullfuck the girl upon meeting for the first date??

[prettymonkey97]

worst thing is when 1 person asks the other person "Do you love me?" on the very 1st date. That happened to my friend. :]

[am1gv]

sounds like who ever said it was lonley an needed some sort of security!?

[prettymonkey97]

haha lol. Yeah, he sounded very clingy when he asked that to my friend.

[vrydrtyd]

NO, but that's a nice ski mask! hahahaha

[am1gv]

jim carrey lol

[gamakichi183]

good advices.

[scottandrewhutchins]

The worst is when they spend half the date talking to somebody else on their cell phone.

[am1gv]

sounds like they aren't interested when they are doin that

[kungfucolin]

Worst thing ever on a date? Continually reading and replying to text messages is poor form. That happened to me once.

[Prowlgrin]

on my first date we were going to the cinema and i get there and wait 20 mins, and he still didnt turn up, i call him on his mobile and he doesnt pick up, he then calls me back on my his home phone and i say "where are you?" and he says "at home, my nan says i cant go, but i can still get there if you want?" and im thinking wtf, if you couldnt go atleast tell me before i make a prat out of myself buying the tickets and sitting in the cafe bit for 20 mins. suprisingly we arent dating anymore..

[badhands22]

lol, 'dont get high in the bathroom' , Im so out of touch these days.

[awhintersday]

LOL nice comment

[Whatrunutts]

xgobo,..I like you . I have had a crush on you since I saw you :) I hope that these 10reasons didn't happen to you. You and every other girl out there deserves better. Sounds like there are plenty of loosers out there.

[hellonpluto]

I told my girl friend on our first date to bring her purse. I'm still with her 5 1/2 years on!!! :oD

Start as you mean to go forward!

[SlySi21]

First date

Go to a pub, somewhere you can drink and talk so nothing to loud.

Second date

Go watch a movie. Let her choose the movie.

[SlySi21]

Third date

Go for a nice meal. Pay for her's.

Fourth date

Go for a walk somewhere really pretty.

Fifth date

DVD and wine on the sofa and don't expect anything after, maybe a kiss and a cuddle ;).

Oh my worst date.

I run out of conversation, so sit in silence.

[langknow]

Don't use money to buy women... don't impress them with how smooth you are....

[alotofpeoplesaythat]

Disagree.

[ghostbusterguy2001]

boo good blog but that is just the stuff i do lol