Nostalgia Critic - "Garbage Pail Kids" (pt.2)

[Batben01]

6:56 Speaking of grocery list, The guy who played Juice, I think i saw him working at my supermarket. Except he's lost all of his hair and front teeth, wears nerdy glasses, and has a beer belly.

[bart11114]

This movie makes Home on The Range look like The Lion King

This movie makes High School Musical look like Grease

This movie makes The Super Mario Bros. Movie look Terminator

This movie makes The Lost World look like Jurassic Park 1

This movie makes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull look like Raiders of the Lost Ark

This movie makes Stephanie Meyer look like J.K. Rowling

Oh that's right I fucking went there!

[TheJawsFan24]

4:17-4:56 i have never laughed so hard

[davidefurigay]

This movie.....ohhh.. this moving FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS IT SUCKING FUCKS IT FUCKING SUCKS and I don't like it.

[ClearwaterMK2]

This makes the CGI TTTE episodes look like Chugginton.

This makes most of the TTTE fan episodes look like the RWS books.

This makes Misty island rescue look like TGD & HOTR.

[4BubLife]

This makes the animated Titanic look like the actual Titanic

This makes Twilight look like Underworld: Awakening

This makes Mortal Kombat Annihilation look like Blade Trinity

This even makes Lottery look like Boys in the Hood

...granted, in my opinion, FELIX THE CAT IS FAR WORSE THAN THIS SHIT HOLE!!!

[stlouisrocker100]

8:35 YES! I want tickets to see that.

8:57 GODDAMMIT!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This makes Birdemic look like 'The Birds'!!!

[peri2502]

In the olden days they had a rather charming practice: artists who gave abysmal performances would be chained to a pole at the center of the towns market square where they were exposed to mockery and public humiliation.

Seeing this movie makes me wish those days back. The writer and producer of thos movie should be chained there for life!

[TheMonkeybutler20]

did he..... acknowledge REAGAN.

[thetallguy5192]

This makes Twilight look like a really good movie.........

Am I in Hell?

[seanpatrickcain2]

This makes Zardoz look like Pinky Floyd's The Wall.

[BeatlesRock44]

they all look like chucky.

[crashnburner187]

This makes Troll 2 look like The Haunting

This makes Bubsy 3D look like Super Mario 64

This makes Vampire Rain look like Metal Gear Solid

This makes 009 Sound System look like Queen

This makes Highlander 2 look like 2001: A Space Odyssey

This makes the Disney live action Alice in Wonderland look like the animated one

This makes Call of Duty look like Half Life 2

This makes Twilight look like Harry Potter

This makes Big Rigs look like Gran Turismo

This makes Drowning Pool look like Metallica

[100percentgamer]

7:21-7:40 Was fucking hilarious!!!

[falco12351]

I loved the cards hated the movie

[MarshStanleyRandall]

UGLY PEOPLE MUST BE DESTROYED

[PrinterThorn]

Anybody notice that the officers who are catching ugly people are ugly themselves?

[EddieLizard100]

If I were to answer Nostalgia Critic's question on "The Toughest Bar in the World", my answer would be that TCBY (The Country's Best Yogurt) wrote part of the script.

[lu4y4pants]

This makes Bebe's Kids look like Cheaper by the Dozen.

This makes School Days look like Higurashi.

This makes Lil Wayne look like Immortal Technique.

This makes Edward from Twilight look like Dracula.

[billa107]

This makes Spongebob look like Batman the Animated Series.

[IHateMovieCrap]

This movie makes Kazaam look like Thief of Baghdad.

This movie makes The Star Wars Holiday Special look like Star Wars: A New Hope.

This movie makes Shaq Fu look like Street Fighter II.

This movie makes Miley Cyrus look like John Lennon.

This movie just plain sucks ass.

[IHateMovieCrap]

This makes Battlefield Earth look like Star Wars or E.T.

This makes Batman and Robin look like The Dark Knight.

This makes Son of the Mask look like Godfather Part II.

[billa107]

I feel visually raped after seeing this movie...I'm going to watch a GOOD kids movie. Toy Story 3 now!

[monsterboy31]

"State Home For The Ugly"

It won't be hard to find. It's right next door to the State Home for the Bad Breath, down the street from the State Home for Bad Hair Days, and across from the State Home for the Cross-Eyed :D

[monsterboy31]

This makes Halloween II The remake look like Silence of the Lambs.

[mrdropkicker1]

This makes batman and robin look like the dark knight

This makes ubi bowel look like Peter jackson

This makes michael moore look like glen beck

This makes neverending story 3 look like the neverending story

This makes the room look like to kill a mockingbird

This makes randy orton look like macho man randy savage

This makes a troll in central park look like the secret of nimh

This makes the AVGN look like the nostalgia critc (I know it's an old joke but I couldn't resist)

[Luigipwnsall12]

@mrdropkicker1

Peter Jackson? If you mean Percy Jackson, I hope you mean the books.

[blade10000]

5:16 ....It looks like he's about to eat his fucking head!

[blade10000]

This movie makes shit looks like gold!

[winxgirl28]

this guy saved my life: i'll never watch this f*** movie in my life

[Artprincess247]

How the hell is santa clues ugly? He's just an old jolly man, and Lincoln was assassinated in 1865, so how the hell can he still be alive in the 1980s?

God this film is so shit.

[Charlesperalo]

To all people out there hating this movie. They made one million dollars on a budget of thirty million dollars. With that said this movie made one million to much.

[amsooldnot]

this makes Herbie:Fully Loaded look like Herbie Rides Again

this makes A Troll in Central Park look like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

this makes Twilight look like Twilight Zone

this makes Transformers animated look like Transformers the live action movie

this makes The Never Ending Story 3 look like Lord Of The Rings

this makes Casper look like Ghostbusters 1&2

this makes Barney And Friends look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

this makes Tom and Jerry the movie look like Animaniacs

[Batben01]

@jokrol324 Rodney Amateau. he directed the phil silvers show, The lives of dobie gillis (like anyone remembers those shows), and a couple dukes of hazzard episodes. I think he also directed soft-core porn (that explains a lot). He died in 2003, and for those who want to piss in his grave, sorry, i don't know where he is buried. So yeah, shame on him and i bet satan has some nice plans for him.

[bellairis29]

this makes Quest for Camelot look like Lord of the Rings.

[F1315NJ]

This makes Creepshow 3 look like Creepshow 1

[chloefr]

This makes Captain N look like Futurama

[hackensac]

this makes phantom menace look like empire strikes back

this makes grabbed by the ghoullies look like banjo-kazooie

this makes cars 2 look like toy story 3

this makes sonic 2006 look like sonic adventure 2

this makes space raiders look like space invaders

this makes robert zemeckis' motion capture look like pixar animation

[jackmcslay]

This movie makes Godzilla(1998) look like Cloverfield

This movie makes Action 52 look like Sega Classics Collection

This movie makes Land Before Time 12 look like Land Before Time

This movie makes Superman 64 look like Batman: Arkham Asylum

This movie makes Extreme PaintBrawl look like Halo 3

This movie makes Zelda & the Wand of Gamelon look like Zelda: Ocarina of Time

This movie makes Terminator(NES) look like Contra

[allmyself666]

this movie makes the care bears look like preditor

[pumishumi]

the lessons in this movie = the lessons in 'The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'

[Radetzky19]

"Yeah, I know my chicks....they have penises right?" LMAO I laughed the hardest when he said that... I think his facial expression helped alot haha.

[lightingcobra]

@jokrol324 agreed

[franny24mangi]

0:36 looks like a poor mans Sgt. Pepper suit

[kaerda1]

This movie is the sh!t stain on every movie ever made. This movie makes the room look like the termanator.

[DarkGonk00]

actally these garbarge pail kids scared my cousin and shes 4

[DarkGonk00]

actally this kids scared my little cousin and shes 4

[GingaGirl86]

Wow... This movie acctually made me sick to my stomach!

[Killer27586]

I think its safe to say that this the worst movie EVER MADE!!

[Charlesperalo]

@Killer27586 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

[powergirl07]

State home for the ugly? Okay, I don't usually say this type of thing, but the garbage pail kids definately belong there.

I mean there's ugly (e.g. Quasimodo), but he's got so many redeeming features that he's likable.

[AndThenThereWere11]

those are berets not fedoras

[Tron239]

@AndThenThereWere11 Good correction. XD That still doesn't excuse this horrible mistake of cinema history. D:

[wargun1000]

this movie makes disaster movie seem like ghostbusters

[boru25]

Like I said in part 1, this is really like a Studio Ghibil films. Except the Ghibil films are more subtle and more appealing cause there more like fairy tales.

[willowbreezeMiyuki]

home for the ugly?really?REALLY MOVIE? you had to invent something that stupid to try to get your strange mixed up message across?

[ClearwaterMK2]

This makes spongebob & iCarly combined look like Looney tunes & Ed,Edd n Eddy combined!

[AuroraCelest]

Ugh! Didn't CPS question the actress and directors of this "film" for that sexual, pedophilic scene?

[90sandearly00srule1]

@AuroraCelest and where were the parents of them when they were filming this? did they think this would be a good idea?

[shaaktibob8557]

this movie makes the angry video game nerd look like the nostalgia critic (lol):p

(just kidding, love them both)

[kingvideogames]

6:44 Justain Beiber and Selena Gomez anyone?

*Cue the pedophile alert*

POLICE! A OLDER WOMAN IS NIBBLING A KIDS EAR! HURRY!

[NodDisciple1]

Does anyone else get queezy looking at those...things? -_-'

[0kamisama]

Somehow, the image that came to mind when they revealed that they also KILL ugly people at this State Home of Death was Reagan talking, followed by stock footage of Nazis marching with that Wizard of Oz "Oh-ee-oh" music playing in the background.

[SuburbanKiwi]

Hahahahaha I know my chicks... They have penises right?

[Kahran042]

This makes Secret of the Stars look like Final Fantasy VI.

[Chibbiekid]

On Critic's comment of "Nobody can see past the Trench Coat and Fedora disguise, I wanted to add this: How is it that nobody in te film sees that they are plastic spawns of satan that voices sound like shit squeezing throuhg a pipe, and one of them is a fuckin' alligator?!

[qan2211]

What were 7 persons who watched this video thinking? No. What was the director thinking???

[Kahran042]

...I sort of like Dodger's fancy jacket. Oh, well. Each to his own.

[thehoosierfortheUK]

I'm sorry! I meant "Clark can't." sorry about that.

[thehoosierfortheUK]

FYI: Nat Nerd is also called Super Can't; and when he talks, he sounds kind of like a drag queen.

[proudmary86]

"I suppose I should be dealing some drugs or robbing liquir stores, but naaah a twelve year old with the fashion scheme thats were the REAL money is"

HAHAHAHAH FUCK gotta love this guy

[JustPhilNY]

This makes U-571 look like Das Boot.

This makes The Asylum look like Lucasfilm.

This makes The Room look like Crash.

This makes Bio-Dome look like Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

This makes Troll In Central Park look like Toy Story.

This makes FoxNews look like the BBC.

[mrdropkicker1]

@JustPhilNY Agree with all but the last one

[Kingofcorrect]

@JustPhilNY

HArold And Kumar makes Half Baked look like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[imstoned6]

i suppose i should be dealing some drugs or robbing some liquor stores, but nah, a twelve year old with a fashion scheme, thats where the real money is.

[polishspartan117]

this movie makes shit look like gold

[TheDrawingOne]

@hornymaneee because those films weren't made for children

[dtek40k]

this movie makes me want to vomit...

[12iveyhl]

"Just, Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LITTLE MIND CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" So funny.

[CriticalKid1]

This makes Land of the Lost look like Jurassic Park

[monnefreke]

This movie makes Eminem look like Vanilla Ice

[hornymaneee]

How come like in Sam peckinpah movies they do anything and those get great reviews and in this movie they don't do anything and people say this is bad, why should it be any different from Sam peckinpah movies?

[hotnoodle101]

Stop saying Dodger! It's so distracting, and it makes me think of a good movie!! I love you, Jack.

[Ozztastic57]

@Superwario98 amen to that

[scottieman2]

I think there should be a State Home for the Ugly. I've seen some really hideous looking people. Plus, I work with some of them.

[FRANCIS51680]

why do i find this movie socially racist?

[TroyCutie679]

@FRANCIS51680 I partially see what you're talking about.

[killroyify]

this is why i hate the 50s or 60s

[superwario98]

This movie makes Captain Planet look like Captian America

[superwario98]

This movie makes Howard the Duck look like The Dark Knight

[StormeDragon666]

That nerd character is DISGUSTING. I can't look at him for more than a few seconds because I feel so must disgust plus a hefty dose of FEAR, he's, he's just...UGGH!!!!

[Brandon999LFC]

This film makes batman and Robin look like a masterpiece

[zapproowsdower]

Why would they cast a kid with down syndrome for the main lead? I guess the Cocaine 80s really fried some brain circuits. Seriously though, this may be the worst movie ever made. Manos - Hands of Fate just got left in the dust.

[ecco419]

This movie makes High School Musical look like Glee.... Wait... They're both bad.... D:

[martyxcallsiefer]

This movie makes Kazaam look like...like...uhh.....nevermin­d.

[seanpatrickcain]

1:24 ROFL

[DrewsCoolReviews]

This movie makes Superman IV look like Avatar

[ecco419]

@DrewsCoolReviews They're both bad!

[DemonFoxAkira]

"This film is physically hurting me."

Yeah, well this movie is melting my brain!

[ECL28E]

I'd rather see these guys voiced by Jeff Dunahm. THAT'D BE AWESOME

[TylerSnakeTomlinson]

This movies makes howard the duck look like the original star wars movies

[ManticoreFire]

"Drinks for everybody!!!"

Why thank you, Kenny Loggins. 

[jonbotone]

i've seen better puppeteering from Howard the Duck

[thelupoistheman1]

"This film is physically hurting me."

Priceless. Thats exactly what I said when I saw Rob Zombie's Halloween 2.

[CrazyKittyCat0]

@ManticoreFire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!

[C0rvu51nku8a3]

The State Homes for the Ugly- Inspired by Auschwitz and proud affiliates of CPS, TSA, and DHS

[MrRiseAboveitall]

State home for the ugly??? WTF!!!!!! Does anyone think their should be a state home for the horrible movie makers. The director of this movie would have been thrown in first!!

[ClearwaterMK2]

This makes the roommate look like Tron legacy.

[horaciosi]

(4:29-4:31) what did he said?

[funnymannumber2]

@horaciosi "Look out! Puppets created by Jim Henson's mentally retarded brother!"

[ManticoreFire]

"Drinks for everybody!"

Why thank you, Kenny Logins. By the way, shouldn't you go be writing theme songs for movies much better than this one?

[baranguirus]

This makes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV look like the original!

It makes Gamera Super Monster look like Gamera: guardian of the universe!

ITS AN OFFENCE TO EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE!

[557bs]

This makes Care Bears 2 look like Raiders of the lost Ark

[shadowandluigifan]

This movie makes Waka Flocka Flame look like Eazy e

This movie makes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1

[KMSigler]

The very end of this particular video was decent- the rest of the movie sucks rhino balls though...

[Tanner2971]

This movie makes Battlefield Earth look like Star Wars

This movie makes Transformers: Revenge of the fallen look like The Terminator

This movie makes Michael Bay look like James Cameron

This makes Twilight look like Avatar

This makes Howard the Duck look like Who Framed Roger Rabbit

This makes Jaws: The Revenge look like the original Jaws movie

This makes Catwomen look like Batman Begins

This makes Justin Bieber look like Michael Jackson

This makes North look like Up

[RabidDingoPro]

@Tanner2971 Justin Bieber and Michael Jackson can not be said in the same sentence without a sane person laughing.

[TheMovieSequelDude49]

This movie makes Batman and Robin look like the Dark Knight

This movie makes M. Night Shymalan look like O. Henry

This movie makes Friedberg-Seltzer look like Mel Brooks

This movie makes Michael Bay look like Stanley Kubrick

This movie makes Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 look like Citizen Kane



[TheMother3fanatic]

isnt that short : all the world a stooge?

[sebamkfan]

"Yeah, I know my chicks!... They have penises right?" LOL

[Equilibrium2037]

Somebody should really get some adult diapers for the nerdy looking kid.

[LucienofTheLight]

if at first you dont succeed  try try try try try try try try try try try try try TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRY

TRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRYTRY until your little F*CKING MIND CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[ManticoreFire]

The Nightmare senario:

Garbage Pail Kids 2. Directed by M. Night Shamylan. Staring Tommy Wiseau. Produced by Uwe Boll. Guest staring Jar-Jar binks. Special effects by Ed Wood the Zombie. And of course, the Garbage Pail Kids.

[chrzeszczyboczek]

@ManticoreFire hey, man, seriously, Shyamalan is not that bad... Oo'

(if that's who you meant by "Shamylan")

[zeldaed123]

@ManticoreFire Hey, M. Night at least has some actually good movies. At least Ed Wood would make it at least tolerable.

[TheWHATIFSRJJJL1]

THis movie makes Nsync look like The Backstreet Boys

[85turtle]

@TheWHATIFSRJJJL1 AND makes The Backstreet Boys look like The Beastie Boys

[PrincesTomboy]

@TheWHATIFSRJJJL1 they both sucked and looked similar, this movie or not.

[PunchSydeiron]

This movie makes Claudio Fragasso look like James Cameron.

This movie makes David Spade look like David Duchovny.

This movie makes Mano: The Hands of Fate look like Titanic.

This movie makes Rob Schneider look like Alec Guiness.

This movie makes Gigli look like Avatar.

This movie makes Turkish Star Wars look like regular Star Wars.

This movie makes Robot Monster look like Planet of the Apes.

This movie makes Michael Bay look like George Lucas.

Okay. I'm done.

[saizerboy]

this movie makes superman IV looks like the first superman

the neverending story 3 looks like the first movie

sonic 2006 looks like sonic 2

and speed racer looks like the fast and the furious

[rayblack2004]

This movie makes Congo look like Jurassic Park

[riptorna556]

guys let all email him to review wcker man!

[Gxyz222]

Who the hell directed the music and singing the department of this movie, Mr. T?

[angelwarriors59]

this movie makes the last airbender look like citizen kane

[RSSF4]

1:54 lol NON UNION SWEAT SHOP

[ladycontrary725]

aw, no pedo-no-no alarm?

[tapion567]

well actually in reality tangerine is only about a year older than dodger

[ManticoreFire]

"Drinks for everybody!"

Why thank you, Kenny Logins look-alike. 

[milkygoodness]

I...I think I would sooner watch The Room five times over than watch this shit.

[LawrenceOlaf]

I'll bet you anything you like the State Home for the Ugly was set up by Hilter

[Minervasux]

What exactly does he mean by "high school version"?

[dragonstormx]

"Ugly people need to be destroyed."

The movie does pretty much give that message.

[Gam3rknowsall]

Hey that guy just blew up the twin towers, destroyed the Hindenburg, sank the Titanic, blew up the challenger, became a dictator, started the world wars, assassinated Lincoln, and Kennedy, and stabbed everyone you know and love.......he's got guts DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY!

[karleksvenska]

My parents bought me this movie when I was a child. Never watched it. Still have it, sitting downstairs, VHS, still in the shrink wrap.

[LolGurrl91]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, *Bangs head on table repeatedly* Until your FUCKING little mind can't take it anymore!!

[Mynameis708]

8:00 Did the director really have to make him act whiny when he said that? That is bad acting.

[erttheking]

BAD TOUCH!

[sillygrl23]

I hate to say this but Tangerine could have been a really redeemable character if they didn't make her out to be a freaking child molester who sticks her tongue down his ear. I mean, in most scenes she looks like she is really feeling bad for Dodger getting beaten up.

[TheSonomaDude]

"uglee people mustz bee destoyd." lol!

[MrJamesboy19]

Look out puppets created by Jim Hensen's mentally retarded brother!

[ManticoreFire]

Ugly people need to be destroyed? After this movie, I agree. They NEED to be ELIMINATED.

[luigiblox]

@ManticoreFire HEY im parly ugly thats offensive

[ManticoreFire]

@luigiblox I'll rephrase it then: SICKENINGLY ugly people need to be destroyed.

[luigiblox]

@ManticoreFire oh 

[dragonstormx]

@ManticoreFire

No, just the garbage pail kids. All governments of the world need to put their current problems on hold and most not rest until at last those vile creature are no more.

[MagicKarpet909]

The one with the boogers running down its face looks like Alfred from MAD magazine.

[CatMaster90001]

Amy Whinehouse is definetly a most wanted for the State Home for the Ugly!

[DaGrox94]

These puppets gave me nightmares as a kid.

[alcibiade666]

Tantarine is hot

[sirmugman]

what is this?

[TheAnimegirl309]

''hi-ho-hi-oh this movies gonna blow lol

[LMTR14]

he's funny but his overacting sucks so bad

ARGH!

[AmyRoseCute]

I LOLed the 3rd time the nerdy kid pissed his pants.

I LOLed at "THE TOUGHEST BAR IN THE WORLD".

Personally, I don't find Joan Rivers ugly.

Dodger is 12? I should've know, goddamn-it!

Wow, you can go to jail for nibbling someone's ear? That's... HARSH!

Whoa, I just realised that that chic who Dodger has a crush on is, like, in her 20's or something.

How often does the President make speeches?

[TheRegart]

3:41 (Pees) Old Faithful!

What?! That doesnt even make sense!

Last time I checked, water goes UP as mist at a gyser! Not DOWN like a leaky faucet!

[dragonstormx]

"Ugly people need to be destroyed"

lol

[thomassmith18]

7:30 LMFAO!! I laughed so hard I started crying!!

[mikstaslaya]

This video was obviously made to be so horrible it would scare people into never watching films again. I have no idea why anyone would want to do that either.