batman rags the justice league

[antihero276]

I guess this is why we'll never see Christian Bale on the Justice League

[fazal1988]

tower of babel storyline!!! now he tells their real secrets!!! xD

[Evenflowist314]

This just made my year and I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard.

[MsLink5]

I'm The BATMAN bitch

[MsLink5]

''It just doesnt rain like''

[batmanownsyourass]

Notice that he doesn't diss the Martian Manhunter.

[Ajstoneyou]

Hahahahah! Racist Motherf*cker!

[clarkkent0739]

this the greatest youtube video of all time

[lebatman790]

im batman

[CloakNStab]

You left out Kyle Rayner on the Lanterns' part...but still that me laugh

[Orephiuchus]

LMMFAO!!!!

[godzillafan145]

batman;i'm done

wonderwomen;why

batman;cause i'm batman bitch

[zinbx]

And what about that chicken of the sea. Aqua man. I mean c'mon what kind of power is talking to fish. We're on land LMAO!!! Funniest part

[YuJaYu1]

God, I love this: "With the star-spangled panties so far up her ass, they're wiping her pancreas!" L.O.L.

[whycantthiswork100]

Im the batman bitch

[USB4000]

what about martian manhunter

[killahkazi]

@USB4000 what the fuck about him?

[hanvin375]

AMAZON HOOKER! FLAMER! CHICKEN OF THE SEA! You rock guy!

[DannyT994]

Wana know why?... Cose I'm BATMAN BITCH!!! LOL

[entree91]

nice video =D

effin awesome

[Camthemovieman1]

hahahha nice

[MegaHayhayhayhay]

im the batman BITCH!

[airdr]

that was great!

"...come on, people..."

Get it?

Hahahaha Hilarious.

[mitie23]

Well Aquaman is useless.. you wanna know why, becoz Goddamn Batman said do BItch :D and well there are other reasons :D

[89londonBOy]

im the batman BITCH! = epic

[lolbena]

Batman- although he has no powers he has the money to buy anything the justice league wants and can also fight extremely well for a erson without powers

Martian Manhunter- able to ghost through walls (telepathy) which comes in handy a lot of the time when scouting out something or someone and need to be warey of everyone around them

Superman- basically the strongest superhero known ever.

Flash- can save people basically straight away if in danger.

i know theres 3 more. but aquaman is useless

[GavinGill07]

@lolbena The writers of each animated series just make him look useless for the comic-foil value but he's easily one of the stronger superheros of the DC Universe.

[AndrewK57]

@GavinGill07 STRONG as "i can lift cars", no.

From what i've read, batman can only outsmart you to death.

Hush Volume I,II (batman vs superman)

dark knight returns (SAME)

[GavinGill07]

@AndrewK57 I was referring to Aquaman, not Batman.

[AndrewK57]

@GavinGill07 I apologize for my lack of comprehension. I only read your reply.

[Ripupthat]

He could have said something else about John Stewart, a black comment now you made him look like a bigoted news personality. THIS IS mssw2 NOT BATMAN. BATMAN = WIN.

[antihero276]

xDD "Who does he think he is? Captain Kirk?" xDD funny, because i've always considered Batman to be the Captain Kirk of comic books, all the women he gets xDD

[robloxvidmaker]

The two most perverted powers are definently:

1:Invisibility. (If you're a boy)

2:X-ray vision (You know why)

[funk192]

Sea-man

[garuga0777]

omg fuckin hilarious

[creep2300]

Awesome =)

[Wordless06]

CTHU! This was hilarious...

[NeyoScooter]

Aquaman isn't useless, its just that none gives a fuck about him :)

[Dave0Gara]

Excellent.

[roksoulja84]

HAHAHAHA this shit is fuckin hilarious ... "her star spankled panties are so far up her ass it's wiping her pancreas! she's been around the Justice League Tower more than i've been around Gotham City!" LOL omfg .... i loove amazon hookers lol

[falkiin08]

LMAO!!! batman is and always will be the shit!!!!

[xy274]

batman is the most bad ass. NO powers, but he can still kick ass

[FamilyOfMan1975]

Very Cool!

[Tiberioxid]

...come people, it doesn't rain just like that." He gotta get one of them...... Global Condom

[Tiberioxid]

And the there is the Green Lantern; first you got Harold "Hal" Jordan, his too busy out in space sticking his dick in every alien women! That Son Of The Bitch thinks his Cpt. Kirk!

[SonofSivadas]

chicken of the sea!!!! LMFAO

cuz i'm the batman, bitch!!!!!

[karrrido]

"He's too busy out in space sticking his dick in every alien woman, son of a BITCH thinks he's Captain Kirk"

[dfd1469]

Now that we have an oil spill where is aqua man to fix this problem ?

[WILL1ONE]

@dfd1469 he asked the fish to fix it.. lol

[ilikethecoke]

"And then it's raining" Ewww.... XD

[rickames]

Better stay in gotham wit that attitude pal. It was funny though.

[mrcapablanca]

"What kind of power is talking to fish? WE'RE ON LAND!" LOL.

[Simgor]

LMAO

[Boredomia]

'They look up in the sky...and it's raining'

[TheGoldcountry]

I'm the Batman, bitch! good ending

[ANTIcoFilms]

LOL u hate the JL dont u! LOL

[dxvegeta3]

HAHA THAT WAS SPECTACULAR

and u other dumb asses arguing bout damian and stuff everdayday some new author shits up a superhero in their own way so stop arguing and just enjoy this video

[420BigScoot]

hahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahahahahaha

[hang5surferboy]

Its so funny how the two universes of DCU and DCAU can confuse ppl..

[lolipopslayer]

lol

[derman077]

i heard batman got shot in the face. look it up.

[TheMarmboy]

batman comin bac he having his own conic spinoff later about him traveling through time and they show him with different bat costume

[thewarsorrow]

"that's it i quit. wanna know why?cause i'm the batman Bitch!."Hell yeah you tell'em bat's you fucking nut. LMFAO LOL

Nice video made me wanna shit myself laughing

[eskate45]

lol hahaha

lol

lol

lol hehehehe...hehe...he ohhhhhh

[Ermac6195]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! This shyt had me weak as hell.

[brokeanddrive]

Batman is super because he is not.

[8636qwerty]

fuck yeah batman tell it like it is.

[donnydb7]

lol thats a good vid nice one

[Radculas]

WE'RE ON LAND

so true

[krazytrixxxsta]

WoW! batman kept it real. chicken of the seas. classic. fuckin classic.

[LordValor001]

im surprised they talked him into the league hes always been a loner. well except Robin and so on lol. but i guess they needed a strategy guy Supermans kinda duh.

[Crowmanhunter]

I think it was originally Batman's idea to begin with.

Batman does leave the league later on though and hangs up the cape entirely, for his own personal reasons. (Spoilercough: He accidentally killed the Joker.)

[xviolentphilx]

what...are you talking about?...batman died before he had a chance to quit...well he's not dead, but that's what everyone else thinks.

[Crowmanhunter]

What? Dead? Batman never died. In Batman Beyond he is clearly alive, retired and out of the Justice League.

[xviolentphilx]

bruce wayne is missing, and declared dead. dick grayson and damian wayne are the new batman and robin in gotham city. tim drake is traveling around the world, looking for bruce as red robin. and jason todd is fighting crime in his own way as the new red hood.

c'mon, catch up with the times.

[Crowmanhunter]

Aah, new comics, eh? Forgive me, I stopped reading comics back in 1999.

But in the future, Bruce Wayne still is clearly alive and well, just retired, and the new Batman is not Dick Grayson or Damian Wayne, it's Terry McGinnis.

So regardless of how this comic turns out, unless the writers are going rewrite the chronology of Batman's storyline, Bruce Wayne IS still alive. And he WILL quite the Justice league, then retire as Batman, and be succeeded by Terry McGinnis.

[TimeTravellerDB]

Batman Beyond is in the DC Animated Universe only, it's an alternate future, what's shown to be the future in Batman issue 666 is Damian as Batman and Barbara as the Commissioner though she's still in a wheelchair.

Dick Grayson is the current Batman and Damian Wayne is the current Robin, just deal with it, and maybe catch up on them, Morrison's Batman and Robin comic is badass, only 6 issues out so far.

[sonnikku5]

@Crowmanhunter

tv shows arent canon with comics

[Crowmanhunter]

@sonnikku5

Ooooh . . . Well, that's all anyone needed to say.

[Purpleman1115]

batman should hav been the leader hes the smartest and has lots of skills

[blitzkriegdragon013]

batman should be the leader of the JL he killed darkseid for christs sake

[TeknomanScimitar]

and darkseid killed him. Batman's not really leader material, Superman is. Superman is humble, Batman is a pompous egomaniac

[blitzkriegdragon013]

really the way i've seen batman was wise noble and detached. either way i just think it would be cool to see superman get taken down a notch batman

[TeknomanScimitar]

yeah Batman is all those things, but Superman is just as wise, and While batman is the world's greatest detective, dont forget that Superman/Clark Kent is one of the world's best Investigative journalists (all those awards he earned). But Superman is also far more humble and as leader he acts as a 1st among equals, which works better with the JLU as opposed to the way Batman leads as a dictator, look at how many times his wards have wound up exploding at him and leaving.

[blitzkriegdragon013]

true batman can explode very easily but watch the jlu ace death scene

[gungho95]

woopie darkseid a GOD killed batman, after batman killed him, did i mention darseid is a god by the way? Batman gets 150 more coolpoints than superman because he's an unsuperpowered human who will still jump in some one's face knowing they can throw his ass from here to the sun with ease

[TeknomanScimitar]

but batman is no where near the symbol of hope that Superman is, and could never hope to be. batman is meant to instill fear into criminals, but Superman, he gives hope to everyone else. and may i remind you that Superman is the only man Batman considers an equal, and considers him the brother he never had (Superman/Batman issue #50). Batman is good ive never doubted that, but he still has the upmost respect for Superman.

[gungho95]

and need i remind you that superman also has nothing but the upmost respect for the batman? and batman does instill hope in the people of gotham, but he doesnt believe in wasting time receiving keys to the city or attending charity events while he knows theres crimes being commited else where in his city, stoping crime has always been his top priority

[TeknomanScimitar]

well with his powers Superman can afford to do all those things while still monitoring the city with his hearing, and has the speed to get there fast enough, meanwhile, he does all these things to earn and maintain the trust of the people, and show them that he's still there ready and able. Also he does not instill nearly as much hope in the ppl b/c he cant fight the same threats that Superman can, while Superman can fight al the threats Batman can. Superman is a GLOBAL symbol of hope.

[gungho95]

Ok then lets look at it like this, military stand point superman would make the better leader in a garrison (non deployed) eviroment, he's caring, understand etc. how ever when the villains come calling personally i would rather have that guy with the antisocial attitude, always riding us hard to be better than we are, always pushing us no matter how wore out we are leading the way, than the positive reinforcer. so as a public figure superman, but in combat batman all the way.

[TeknomanScimitar]

are you kidding me Superman is a great field leader, both as an inspiration and role model, plus if i was in the field i would much rather fight with someone like Superman, the guy w/he antisocial attitude would just think your useless and do everything himself. Superman would inspire you with courage and selflessness and lead you himself from the front. Superman would be riding you as much though, b/c he knows you can do better and you dont want to disappoint him. hes just a better leader

[TeknomanScimitar]

besides in a combat situation Superman is a much better choice, aside from his superior leadership qualities, id rather have the guy who is bullet proof and can tear apart a tank with his bare hands, etc etc. But Superman still has the demanding nature as batman does, pushing you to be better than you are, using himself as a model and example of what you can aspire to be like, in morals in character, in drive and determiniation.

[LordValor001]

Batman dosent have to lol. when have you ever saw a meteor shower down on Gotham. Batman fights villains WAYYY more epic than Supermans. he spoils a man with Cancer plans Batman fights the most dangerous villains of all. Supermans only rival was Doomsday and Darksied and Batman killed him something the man os Steel couldn't or wouldn't do.

[TeknomanScimitar]

Plz, Batman only weakened darkseid with the radion bullet b4 he was killed, it still took Supes to finish him off. batman's fights are of such more limited scope as Superman's fights. half the time the city is destroyed. Mongul is a pretty epic villian, or have you never read/seen For the man who has everything," Darksied, Doomsday yeah, Metallo is pretty dangerous, any of whom could easily kill batman if Superman wasnt around.

[TeknomanScimitar]

batman only shot him with the Radion bullet before he died, it still took Superman to finish him off out of revenge for his now "dead" friend. Funny thing is with Bruce gone, and Kal-El residing on new krypton, its now up to their proteges to take over for them. Dick grayson as batman, and Mon-El, Guardian, and Superman's other allies taking over as guardian of Metropolis. sure makes for intersting reading. esp with Dick and Mon-El taking their places in the JL.

[gungho95]

ill give you that, its some orignal reading going on now with batman "dead" (really inanother dimension) and superman kinda abandoning earth for his old/new home we got all new people filling their very big shoes.

[macr0machine]

Wow, this is really fucking unfunny.

[Sundaeskate]

ha that is pure genius

[hellscorpion2]

He's the goddamn Batman!

[mudantos]

lol....nice vid

[blitzpoisonpunk]

I like this in two ways,

one its funny,

two in a geeky way cause it reminds of the fact he actually doesnt trust any of them cause of the whole wiping his mind thing

[MutilatedBunny]

Good video, made me laugh.

[rhinobarrows]

pretty cool

[CineRecon]

Damn right!!!! Batman is the only real MAN is the JL!!!

[b210436]

well he IS the motherfuckin batman, i mean come on!

[queenrocks77]

Because I'm The Batman BITCH!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[BlueAcid9]

Batman doesn't need any powers.

[MisterMovies99]

Aquaman--Useless

(no offense to Aquaman fans)

[TeknomanScimitar]

actually he has super strength and durability, as well as enhanced senses due to his under water adaptation. Plus, he's a freaking King, with one of the world's strongest military forces at his command. I'm not an Aquaman fan either, but i know for a fact he isnt useless or else he wouldnt be in the JLA

[mryeti94]

@TeknomanScimitar i no he isnt useless.... but its just too fun and easy to make fun of him

[vaizards]

@TeknomanScimitar Well, we can blame Super Friends for that. Still, Namor is better.

[kakarot00676]

@TeknomanScimitar He's useless in the sense that he's just an underwater Superman, lol.

[TeknomanScimitar]

@kakarot00676 he has most of his powers outside the water. besides hes one of the JLU's best hand to hand fighters, as well as a god damned King with massive military resourses and economic strength, hes got more money than Bruce wayne. hes got the balls to fight Superman, WITHOUT KRYPTONITE!

[kakarot00676]

@TeknomanScimitar In that case, he's just another superman wannabe, like Shazam, they just altered his back story a fair bit, and such, just like billy batson or whatever, lol.

Cheers.

[Ouweviezerd]

@TeknomanScimitar no i'm pretty sure he's useless

[TheTNC420]

@TeknomanScimitar Submariner is far better and more badass. He is also a king. He was also the first mutant.

[dialhforhero24]

yea

[007badboy88]

@MisterMovies99 lool totally agree.. hes gay!!

[emeraldrafael]

@MisterMovies99

No he's not! He can throw polar bears.

[animeandfamilyguy]

@MisterMovies99 Aquaman: Come on guys we can use whales!

Batman: -facepalm-

[Luckboy28]

@MisterMovies99 He's useless mostly useless ON LAND. The earth is mostly water, and that's where all his powers are useful. Put Green Arrow underwater, and he should be totally useless.

[DarriustoadSAGE]

XD OMG THT WAS FUNNY

[Unknown21714]

Should've said: "Cuz I'm the Goddamn Batman!

[DrPepperandOreos]

The music was a bit overpowering at times, but

"That's it, I'm done. I quit. You wanna know why? Cause I'm the Batman Bitch."

LOL, you nailed him that was for sure.

[jrion2]

haha! sounds like something batman would actually say on one of his bad days

this is y i love batman yo (no homo) he is so beast. my favorite hero is between him and spiderman xD

[chidoriknight]

same with me

[gxxlee123]

OOOHHHH my lun.............

[thephantomplatypus]

lolz!

[kiwi2jman]

what kind of power is talking to fish? we're on land! hahahah

[honeypeanuts300]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[JimisJames]

LMFAO

[leoncrazyman07]

yeah you couldnt think of anything of anything rude about the flash cos he is awsome

[DarkReflections86]

lmao what kind of program did you use to manipulate his mouth?

[palooza321]

"chicken of the sea, aquaman'

LOLROFLCOPTERLMAO!

[joepettit1]

greeen lantern sticks his dick into aany female alien lol

[Bobzeaux]

Except the yellow ones.

Green Lantern = racist

*lol*

[kareemali]

bats sounds like hes jealous lol

[Spawnz1810]

omg this is fucking good ...

[TVnaut]

"That's it, I'm done! I quit. You wanna know why? Because I'm the Batman, bitch!" XD

[mennas07]

superman jacks of in the sky then it rains lmao!!!!!!!!

[rackerslacker]

He's not the flash hes a flamer lol!!!

[alienkill254]

omg!amazing!

[EMan297007]

God Damn City

[Jermaximum]

*burst in laughter* oh mah GOOOOOOODDDDDNESSS!!!!sticking his dict!!!ha hah a!!!racist madafucker!!!a haha !!!

[kevsu619]

hahahaha

[Darian21StJohn]

WOW Hey its great video but I didn´t understand everything music was too loud at some parts could you please add english subtitles for us who don´t understand english well? Please please pretty please with batman on top 8o)))

[Catsoupx]

Hahahaha!!! excellent job

[Hero519]

what song is this?

[PrahaIV]

it´s from the dark knight and the song is called Agressive Expansion

[hungryhooligans]

lol this is hella funny " cause im batman bitch!"

[JasonsWorld86]

Batman is the only DC superhero with no superpowers. And Superman has every power you can think of. Everyone else is in between somewere.

[Scratimus]

You also got The Question, Green Arrow, and Huntress

[vgfreak4life]

Not to mention Robin and Nightwing.

[lightember]

Wow you need to pick up a comic book...Night wing,Robin,Speddy,Green Arrow,Huntress,Dr.Midnight...

[yankees1313131313]

CUZ IM THE BATMAN BITCH

[XAytherxRedictusX]

"What kind of power is talking to fish? WERE ON LAND" - hahaha.

[graverobber909]

its raining... cum on people lol :)

[tock16]

funny, and nice done ( the video, and voice )

[TedFurgeson]

that son of a bitch thinks he's Captian Kirk!lol

[ALSTONPOWERS]

lol

[Dresiden]

He's not the flash , he's the flammer. LOL. Classic!!

[originalarmo]

The Goddamn Batman, nuff said.

[DRUMDAWG5499]

great job

[hink10093]

lol its funny :D

[iamtae]

This. Was. Incredibly. Lame.

[TAShangover]

"C'mon people... it doesn't rain just like that."

LOL!

[journeymanX]

This is why batman's my favorite DC character

[Razcul3603]

LOL x 30

[frangieh14]

Wow this is the funniest thing I heard from Batman.

[lawsonmoonrunner]

I really think this is some of the most immature and uncreative dialogue they could have come up with for this.

[Naidahzen]

Hahahahaha!

Batman is the best!

[xxxxxreggiexxxxx]

lol this is funny... batman is upset bcoz he has no power.... super man will kick his ass when he see's this video..

[barqueWorks]

batman always has kryptonite on him , superman wouldnt stand a chance

[yamatotesuye]

-.o hasnt stopped superman be4 whenever his enemies used it be4

[NateObiri]

but batman is the smartest superhero and villains are inately stupid. to kill superman u hold kryptonite near him and as he cowers t CUT OFF HIS HEAD. He' recover from anything else...but i doubt he can recover from that. although im sure batman would subdue him in a more humane way...i hope lol :P soz bout spelling

[yamatotesuye]

well it is about the jl, so I don't think batman would go evil n do that. supermans never alone in jl either, krypto my ass