Ugly Arse Mudaf****as!

[cgjacke]

Im'a pug :3



[Mode5DJ]

TURN THE TRANSLATION CAPTIONS ON!!!

THEY ARE SOO WRONG!! ;D

[Dumpski9]

You are fucking hilarious

[lospatrulleros]

peewe

[HaloxPlaya17]

a Husky or a Yorkie 

[12343leon]

golden retriever

[punkycatgirl200]

"If you're a lady, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you, because my name is Chris Brown!"

Chris Brown's sounding real good right about now.

[ollmiss]

Ima be a pit bull i love those dogs

[Obsorbed]

ily

[HaseoTakaeda]

Notice how captions say "Chinese, Muthafucka!"

[spartan3181]

wolf

[TheMochaMonster]

I would be shu "shitzhu" get it? :3

[Benomaslan97]

Dallas the dog

[Bobbyboy532]

the captions are mandarin

[iLiveonBespin]

How did I get here? People watch this stuff intentionally?

[mapleleaf80649]

chowchow

[babeguhjennie]

if i was to name myself after a dog breed, it would be...chao chao

[mariokiri]

german sheperd (police dog)

[lWhySoSerious]

Lol " If you are a lady , i'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you because my name is chris brown. " That's the funniest shit ever !!

[lazybor4]

Doberman Pinscher! :D

[Youngd609Tg]

That Chris brown shit was funny as hell

[kingkonghitme]

lmfao ahahahahahah.... "rain on me" ... pee on eachother

[kiranj4]

His laugh is awesome

[F1rstWh1teN1nja]

Bulldog

[MrMizz97]

La Chihuahua

[weby78]

I'd be a bulldog shitzu mix..... A bullshit

[Greekfreak1990]

I'm sexy because I'm sexy, not because I'm ugly... what? lol!

[BEARSlove100]

GOLDEN RETRIEVER 

[kathyjaimes1]

Id be a german shepord

[lightningwolf437]

PITBULL+SHITZU= BULLSHIT

[dreamer3]

you're so sexy!

[MrMCallaway1]

This video is my favorite!

It is funny as shit!

Where could you get bubble tea anyway?

[khurtZ09]

@MrMCallaway1 In Hong Kong and Taiwan.......its everywhere

[MrMCallaway1]

I'd be a Shiba Inu

[MegaMcTRICK]

AHHAHA TWO UGLY MUDAFUCKAS ACTING SEXY! HAHAH

[ChalupaTacoMeister]

lulz I just searched for 'arse' when I got bored and found a crazy asian guy... nice I like it.

[Chindro2828]

I'd be a ShitPoo

[TheKickasazn]

ppl hav no singing talent

its all about the brack ppl rapping

[sonicthehedgehogca]

Excellent video! Glad its available in HD as well. Pitbull is a no talent ass clown. "A sky full of lighters"? I could have wrote that stoned. What is this world coming to some idiot writes a song with lyrics like that and the no talent ass clown pitbull sings it. Oh boy!

[NATHANinGAME]

I usually don't like Peter Chou but what he said in this video was funny and TRUE!

[asiansist]

what the fuck i never knew i ha dthe subs on but why is it chinese?

[kingkukujiao]

HAHAHAH MARC ANTHONY UGLIEST MUDA FUCKA LOLOL

[XSpiritSlayerX]

I would take a Greyhound.

[TehEqaz]

Buck low

[Nviousnatchi]

Rinzie...........LOL

[crazyj872]

greatpayne

[scvz9wolf9]

Hawtdawg

[iTziiMuNeZz]

i would name myself Bullshit

half bulldog, half shi tzu

[airsoftcheif]

if i was a dog i would probably be your mom lol =)

your so good keep making funny video

[exogenesis15]

wtf is up with the retarded comments..... O.o

[SilverPimp]

HAHA man I love this guy. Hilarious I never knew about you til today suscribed!!!

[MrRkftw]

I'd watch that chris brown tv show if it was named that. :D

[Steroidz91]

Yea your videos suck man...

[flynikes12]

Lidsnay Lohan refuse to go to pyscararwararagy

[MEATWADFTW]

peter chao has turned into raywilliamjohnson

[sarkua17]

What the heck? I just watched the whole thing with traditional Chinese subtitles...

[suckittomcat]

WTF, PETER!!?? "It's the gayest video ever" ?! ! ! You have to take some responsibility for your position. You have too many viewers to be using expressions that disparage queer people. HELP STOP PEOPLE FROM USING THE WORD GAY AS AN INSULT! MAN UP!

[azmonster12]

I wanna be a poodle

[felipany]

husky?

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[eternal2onepiece]

The WHAT.THE.FUCK.IM.A.DOG! Breed

[1mS0Bored]

wtf with all this dog stuff...

[MultiPlextor]

I'M FROM HONG KONG, AND CHINESE PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGEOUS. CHECK OUT THE LINK BELOW, COPY THIS TO LET PEOPLE OF THE WORLD KNOW ABOUT THIS

/watch?v=O2lGwNTB0DY&feature=a­­so

[unholypancake1]

Any movie with a music star sucks ass if theyre on screen more than a few minutes.

[ER0CK99]

husky

[Jveach5]

Huskey

[DXmmuauaua]

FUCK YOU PRANE!!

[Sarcastic17one]

Doberman.

[IchigoFan777]

lol Psychormaroragy

[PoisonImpurity868]

Rain On Me?

What r they gonna do, Pee on eachofer? LOL. Niiice.

[silenticon]

YouTube won't let me subscribe... I been trying for fifteen minutes

[MyLifeAtSchoolAUS]

man periods and ipod nano giveaways... our shows normal...! check us out!

youtube .com/mylifeatschoolaus

[OpTicSeh]

1:20-1:43 LOL

[MrNwa13]

who else thinks his accent is fake

[KIWI897]

@MrNwa13 it is fake. he can speak perfect english. he was born in Canada!!!!!!!!!!

[namelesstaco123]

@MrNwa13 duh

[suckittomcat]

@MrNwa13 I think it might be fake. If it is, he should own it and identify Peter Chao as a fictitious character.

[boomshawla]

pug



[francescarocks050899]

what are they going to pee on each other

lol

[francescarocks050899]

@francescarocks050899 *to do

[hmmmmm1988]

You said the ratings would be "fru da roof" instead of "fru da loof". Wait a minute, guys... I don't think that's even his real voice!

[francescarocks050899]

i need some mura

[ZackRyder777]

Bubble tea tastes ok

[RecklessPeople]

Chihuahua



[Woox3JC]

Caption Selection:

Chinese (traditional han) - Chinese mudafucka! lmfaoo

[VestaviaMitch]

Basset Hound even thought they have a lot of skin

[UltimateTomato]

Bubble tea sucks

[GuruRawr]

Acry? LOL ! ugly!

[GuruRawr]

Too poo? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I DED! xD haha LOL ! You mean Too poor !

[GuruRawr]

WDF? is this english??

[flyers4life32]

who you trying to fool hahaha

[KIWI897]

I'd be an Irish Wetter

[GoodNoNoYBad]

shih tzu= cause im all talk shit.

[DesignMads]

Rottweiler cuz they're adorable!!!

[mi9mi99]

bulldog+ shizu= bullshit fuck yess

[stewartsmith10]

best video for ages

[KunoichiKazuko]

imma be a beagle or a fricken german shepard >:D o3o peta chao=life

[Thejenksgirl33]

I'd b a boxer

[MrJeeeZum]

Loool, click on the youtube cc and this video gives you chinese subtitles...

[jamaljam13]

boxer

[canvasjumpman87]

Peter Chao is kool as fuck!! If you dont like Peter Chao then you suck!!!

[jlh1998j]

peter chao i am a hude fan and i allows agree with you

[jlh1998j]

peter chao i am a hude fan and i allows agree with you

[seanpaul12ify]

i would be fucking MaSTIFF!!!!

[joellai123456]

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WOW this comment is so fucking fansy

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[M3LKYJOE]

Hahahahaa you shit all over ray william johnson

[sensation352]

thumbs up for phycararararalogy

[WardenDarlingClement]

they ain't gonna pee on each other! they are going to do something even worse! and it's going to look like winter by the time it ends! LOL

[13uclcly]

@WardenDarlingClement ah skeet skeet skeet skeet

[Playstation4Evar]

Aww shit, spat my tea all over the screen from the chris brown part XD

[DAZEOFTHESTONED]

YES!..You used pit bull for your video cover...Well done...I like vagilla too but even I know that...

[bawerds121]

i would want to be name MUTTHHA FUCKKAAAASSS so when peter chao called me it would song funny :D

[hhsieh99]

wow the captions are actually correct in chinese thats nice

[juanxtwoxthree]

"She refused to go to phsycararararology" LOL

[ntkikr10]

ur a legend bro:D

[onelasttitan]

i accept the fact that im semi-ugly :D

[welovenerdmovies]

Peter Chao starting his own E! News?

[gravino555]

your freakin hilarious, i clicked subscribe.

[AssassinsCo]

Id be an Iranian Wolfhound

[samcookie54]

i dont wanna be a dog peter chao would eat me ='(

[Dest17xdd]

@samcookie54 Fuck you.Not every Chinese person eat dog.That's racist

[sksilikegrass1]

@samcookie54 thats just alittle bit far bro. LOL.

[nyc334]

Ya your not ugry.

[szewei85]

hahaha this awesome

[TheOfficialLeviathan]

dont diss weehab by amy winehouse

[TheOfficialLeviathan]

Pee-Tahhh Ciaioeee

[WWFTHEROCKWWE]

i couldn't stop laughing at @ 1:41

[KZhensinator]

Act like a lady, think like one too they would be called a tomboy or shemale

[CarbonGtrR35]

your so fucking awsome , i watch your vids at taiwan.

[calito1982]

lol chao you are more ugly motherfucker than antony he got a great voice and your voice sound annoying

[axfndi62]

@calito1982 nah bro, anthony is uglier than jack sparrow from pirates of the carribean.

[KIWI897]

lindsay sat  front row at the coldplay concert... she's poor

[MrRichter666]

that's true... :D

[xoxojamer1106]

Harro Mr. Chao ;]

[syafiqm92]

HAHAHHA fucking love this guy man!

[MyRosaryRomance]

I'm learning "Chinese Mudafucka!" WHY DIDN'T I HAVE THIS IN SCHOOL?!

[Bigfellr]

1:31 lol

[NDSiXL]

Yup drugs. That's what drugs do to you. Stay away from drugs kids you will die young and it sucks.

[yungmoney99100]

A bulldog and a shitsu is a Is giant peace of shit!

[lolmatt59]

HUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Snipa627]

I'd be the conbinment of a shitsue and a bulldog, a bullshit

[1iquid5nake]

@dstea Speak for yourself. That's right you better give up! Been trying to get you to man up to what you say for like days. Loser! Man up means being responsible for what you say in case you're still confused. So the next time you want to throw around the word "professional" you better have something to back that up!

[f8102]

lol peter chao never goes down!!

[fdryeung]

teckel

[pooquelle]

PD German sheperd

[sassyy01]

Your videos are so funny. 

[jgkeys1995]

M.C Golden Retriever

[mikhaildennis]

rottwiler :D

[Mazahidul1]

since when did youtubers turn into the tabloids?

[MirswithMaster]

Puggle

[kkight1]

Labradoodle O u O

[SlugDropsonheads]

I would be a chihuahua... yes... im short... n brown... n skinny... n shake a lot...

[bond87654321]

Peter chao, Im chinese and I have a big 8 inches thick cock so don't believe the sterotype. If for those of you who don't believe me, i can send you a picture.

[shadow80286]

phyc-ro-ro-ro-olgy

[indensenoob]

you fags are all haters peter is awsome who cares what he says its funny

[s2rock2]

do u hate indian ppl?

[MrRunedawgz1]

i chocked on a piece of pizza when he started talking about chris brown

[itgfx]

So true. Linzy is crazy...

[FlamingRaison98]

 rotwiler

[Eman6499]

i like your new ending music ^^

[sony70]

make a video on pitbull pleas!!!!

[iCodHub]

Pitbull cus then id fuck shit up

[qzsqzs9999]

lesser n lesser views....

[Mr44Moose]

thumbs up for Peter Chao's Rehab

[thelegitgeorge]

sykororororogy LMAFO

[ROFFLECHOPPERX]

id say a husky or a germen sheperd



[monchichi982]

entertainment weekly chinese version?><

[JakeSkatesGoofy]

A Peter-Chao-Fucking-Amazing-Mut­ha-Bitch-Getting-Doogie

[RC885]

@CynthialuvsJB1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Misstresslace]

Dude u r fuckin HILARIOUS

[NsGameShelf]

The Chinese subtitles don't carry the same funny connotations as in English...

[Cosme422]

lol