Lily and Jim Pt 1 - Don Hertzfeldt

[steadyzrp]

salamaster why did u watch this?

[Salamaster101]

its socialy hard to watch

[emilica2468]

Im scared...

[KawaiiTigerXBOX]

4:22 Do stick people even have breasts?

[chicasrule434]

"He said it was really romantic."

Que baby screaming.

Oh, Don. I love you so.

[TheHotstuff56]

"do you have any gum" oh my god that must be one of the most popular things to say during an awkward situation

[Homeboy1002]

this is EXACTLY how i feel

[nictyn13]

5:52 Where the hell did his cup go?

[MrBlooCola]

-The lobster's supposed to be really good here.

-Did you see that new show last night?

...It was really funny

-Oh well my cable got shut off last night.

[QuarterMasterGaming]

when people are this awkward in life they need a new direction to get themselves to be natural with others. Too many people worry about what other people think about them. It's easier said than done but if you just focus on your happiness and positivity then the rest just falls into place. People try too hard and feel that they HAVE to have relationships and often force it on themselves too early. Life will tell you when you are ready and you will know it as will the other person.

[schmirk2]

@QuarterMasterGaming well that's kind of a cool comment. are you talking about focusing on happiness as a way of bailing yourself out of the awkward moment, or focusing on happiness as a general mindset that will help you be more natural throughout? I dont know. It seems finding a source of spontaneity would really help here. def more spontaneous when I am happy. I think self consciousness can somehow block that happy flow in though.

[QuarterMasterGaming]

@schmirk2 in other words if you are socially awkward chances are you are insecure. If you are insecure then you need to focus on positivity and acceptance of yourself. Don't try to be "special" to that other person and just be yourself because once you are happy with yourself you will find that you are indeed special and worthy of friendship or even more.

[mrdcaiken]

Just get your cock out

[jnwpse]

Easy way out of this situation: I only use the restroom at home...Wait one minute...I'm gonna use the restroom now.

[MrThePandaman]

I don't think my heart beat once during that whole video.

[FiiTzYHuNii]

he forgot to put in the part of the blind date when your stomach makes a loud noise during an awkward silence and you sound like a beast from the depth of hell...

[xxhusker95xx]

that was soo fucking awkward

[TheWumpscut82]

'my parents were incinerated when i was three.' ohmagaaawd. win.

[Shieldwall100]

Oh no it's like they snuck a tape recorder into one of my dates.

[Honeydew7396]

"I once knew someone who has a dog."

[spykerv]

real life representation. too real. hard to watch

[jelloleggedjedi]

omg this is so hard to watch! haahaaa

[TedEdFred21]

i really hate it when people ruin great lines of a dialogue by quoting them as a comment. Perhaps even worse are the people who thumbs up those comments, thereby allowing it to be displayed as a "Top Comment". So that's what I think. kbye

[salamisumo2]

5:52 Where did the water go? :O

[rachel00maggie]

I MYSELF felt awkward while watching this.. :o

[FlyToRememberGrace97]

jim's voice is sexy

[BassAmbassada]

relationships in the future. People can't talk to others anymore.

[jbreezymayne23]

@BassAmbassada

yeah it's all texting or facebook, etc. nowadays :/ it's sad, really.

[CreeCreeHoneyBee]

I saw this on MTV once about 15 years ago! It was on a compilation cartoon show. It's cool to know it's origin. :)

[zShwagg]

"Hey did you see that show last night?"

"Uh... No..."

"Y'know. The show. With that guy. He had those things"

XD

[CLAIREandHANNAH00]

i once new someone who had a dog.....she never ate at this resturaunt tho.......

[cumulo25]

5:46 guy on the top left corner is passed out

[kategotscruples]

@cumulo25 guy on top left corner is a racoon

[kndrquinn08]

Don Hertzfeldt is f**king awesome!

[Celtar0220]

say something romantic... i have a tumour.......

[BASSMASTA264]

5:50 No cup. 5:54 Cup.

[typicalus12]

What awkward people XD i would think when they where on the couch they would just like start makin out but nooooo more awkwardness

[Roysus1904]

My parents were incinerated when I was 3 LMFAO

[MrRainy678]

Lol I think he's making fun of that one dating show >.<

[nerorose]

This is awkward just watching it...

[aggiefan88]

this can't be any more halarious!!!!!!

[FakePlasticShrimp]

I'm stoned, I like to watch this with my friends.. when we're stoned. This sort of shit is crazy, brothers.. and sisters with anxiety. LMAO AMERICANS.

[TTGLLGTT]

Oh sure yes, I saw this guy and he was really funny!

[liarluis]

"I met someone who had a dog" WHAT THE HELL? 

[anapanasati1970]

Painful.

[Arsenic335]

that show was great last night wasn't it. if i only knew what show it was

[WalkingFireHazard]

These people need to meet natural selection

[madmanzbecrazy]

This Short was SoooooooOOOoooOOoOOOOOOoo Fucking BoRiNg..

[lastsaneman19]

@madmanzbecrazy

Fortunately for the creator - but sadly for me - your grammar and punctuation were a lot worse.

[madmanzbecrazy]

@lastsaneman19 Wow. You are actually judging my grammar and punctuation in an attempt to generate "thumbs up"? How about you at least try to utilize "semi-colons" (;) instead of tossing in the dashes ( - ) in a sad attempt to express your thoughts through a shitty little sentence. Thank you; Come again you Jack ass.

[Grndr101]

lol, "chez food"

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

This is why I found that Holocaust movie interesting... did your grandparents fight in the war? That fact about red meat is fascinating! wat should we do to impve public health? stop eating this delicous lobster??yeahright! haha. whats your heritage? do you know much about it? have you traveled? tell me about that. where would you like to travel? favorate nighlife spot around town? music? do you play any? much of a beer drinker? wino? whered you go to school? BE INTERESTED IN THE OTHER PERSON

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

ahem. so. Where are you from? what got you into computers? hows the company doing? do you like your job? this restrant is/ is not romantic because... Do u liek lobster? do you leik mudkipz? if you dont mind, what happened to your parents? where did you grow up? what do you think about the president? what do you think about life? God? Satan? your hair looks great! howdjyu do it? We knoweach other thrwough this mutual friend-whered u meet them? what kind of drinks do you like? do you drink?

[catskilz123]

''I'm really just in the mood for a bad en-''

*Facepalm*

[madmanzbecrazy]

@catskilz123 no.. "I am really in the mood for just about an-" now a facepalm!

[OldGamesNstuff]

Original artwork on eBay:

Lily & Jim autographed art, Don Hertzfeldt Bitter Films

I can't type in link for some reason...

Thumbs up so everyone can see

[kinshirodan001]

omg why dont they ever get any food at that resturaunt?!

[DecentMusicPwns]

75 People's parents were incinerated when they were three.

[TranceFur]

This is the most awkward thing I've ever heard.

[E2x7u]

suddenly, i feel better about my conversation skills

[germanman3826]

sounds like me :P

[DrewTweedyMusic]

this is so depressing

[zooby11isbambam]

this reminds me of my relationship with my last girlfriend. most boring human being on the fucking planet.... HUGE ass though... in a good way... kinda.

[martinezmarcio1]

@zooby11isbambam lmfao you did't had sex with her

[zooby11isbambam]

@martinezmarcio1 well... i had my penis in her at one point... does that count?

[martinezmarcio1]

@zooby11isbambam yes, what happin when you had your penis at her did she freak out

[zooby11isbambam]

@martinezmarcio1 she was extremely tight, i could barely get it in, and when i did she said that it hurt really bad, so we stopped.... and then we watched Holes. :P

[martinezmarcio1]

@zooby11isbambam man I'm sorry to hear that, i guess she is the must boring human being ever in the fucking

[gamegod1998]

I hope this isnt how my first date goes.

[madmanzbecrazy]

@gamegod1998  Go to the BEST Tasting, Retaurant around... and buy Sooo muchh food that you dont get time to even breath let alone talk... Great Food=no small talk..

[brooklynsweb]

This was witty yet also resulted in my funny bone killing itself.

[Gotrax038]

soooo bloody awkward....

[RUSrocket21]

hahaha "do you have any gum?" HAHA

[ChickenRamen]

This made me feel awkward D:

[nathman222]

0:42

[Skate4Life974]

at 5:49 the guys glass disappeared, & then came back again... O.o

[silentbutdeadly003]

hah! at 5:45 there's a person passed out on the table on the left of the guy

[mrsnyder00]

stop a 0:40

[Travmapunk]

@mrsnyder00 And?

[Annokou]

5:52, no glass...

[themains87]

"i did my hair for this?"

what hair....

[danni96706]

Say something sexy . Lol

[Drokob]

That girl has ISSUES ... and the guy should kill her... no joke.

[TheIntermissionShow]

Do you have any gum?

[Zerusuke]

73 persons shouldn't have bothered checking this out

I like this

[GabrielOfTheeInferno]

if i hadnt gotten lucky a few years back... this would totaly be me.

[Beccanazz]

1337 likes.

:D

[MrMystery909]

on cable, isn't channel 4 the tv guide channel?

[MCRPATDFOBRULEZ]

@MrMystery909 no

its 98

well here it is

[Drroxxette]

I'd actually watch "Blind Date" if Don Hertzfeldt animated it.

Therapist Joe Says: "I'm feeling fat and sassy".

[BearsMusic1]

shes really flat

[funniYuki1]

6:31 JUST FUCK EACH OTHER =.=

[oxoXGeeXoxo]

WTF! It cut off!!!

[ApathethicJustice]

hahaha the story of my life lol

[ApathethicJustice]

hahaha

[Midnightgirl95]

I sort of cringed when she said her parents were incinerated when she was three... Then he talked about seeing a Holocaust movie...

[Forkez]

This is how all my dates went. It gets better once you have the food cause then you can talk about that.

[shachattack]

Keep on pressing 2 to hear lily say "naked."

Keep on pressing 3 to hear Jim say "Destroy."

[spongekitkat0422]

...sadly i can see this happening to me in the future...the awkwardness

[omrikonfeer]

“My parents were incinerated when I was three.”

What.

[ScottyBoiy]

this made ME uncomfortable!

[htfussman32]

It's amazing watching this and then watching Everything will be OK, or I am so Proud of you. Just seeing how Don's animation has changed

[OrginalCookieMonster]

4:20 Breasts? What breasts?

[cabradabra]

O.O VOICE?! IN A DON HERTZFELDT CARTOON?! PREPOSTEROUS!

[Pyrofries]

@cabradabra Uhh, most of his work has voice in it? What are you on about?

[SilotSho]

eghhhhhhhhhh like nails on a chalkboard, so awkward D:

[salamisumo2]

Where's part two?

[Muse13NJ]

AWKWARD

[Jamiebee27]

how did u do this? flash?

[2010KittyLover]

@Jamiebee27 he draws these

[SilotSho]

this man did it all by hand, this was made almost a decade ago haa

[ZACHandZIDANEfan]

About a billion gay babies were born from this one film.

[Thunders1963]

Sock puppet theatre LOL

[nnikb7]

damn.... these stick figures have amazingly expressive faces.... as good as any professional actor...

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

This is nothing like Rejected, but it is still funny as hell. People should stop comparing the two; Rejected's humor is rather surreal, while Lily and Jim's humor stems for the dialogue and awkard situations. What they say is a little exaggerated, but there's still a sense of reality in the short. Rather down to earth, if I do say so myself.

[MrGuitarCookie11]

68 people are evil

[justyoawesome]

Don's stuff looks a lot like 2DBoy's art.

[mattieFOB]

i love this. pause at 1:46

[iwasborninmaybe]

these are my dates.

[1001001001001]

Watching this right now is hurting me...

[crazychris1123]

ROFL "u know that guy with the thing?" XD

[LWLP]

Don H.<s character are always so expressive, you practically feel bad for both of them.

[klikko2]

Feeling sorry for both of em :)

[iamtherandomer]

Haha "Say something witty, yet alluring." "That's interesting because my father has a lot of blood in his stool.

Win.

[lordnubbinz]

Oh thats interesting because my father has alot of blood in his stool......

[Mviscoolboy]

This video tottaly describes my early situation with girls . Booohooo

[AvsJoe]

Jesus Horvath Christ this is awkward! It is almost painful to watch... where's part 2?

[ElAqero]

I too once knew someone who had a dog.

[XxSicInsanityxX]

orgasm

[PenniwiseXX]

HAHAHA! I ONCE KNEW SOMEONE WHO HAD A DOG

[CuteTrekky3583]

...do you have any gum

[200060165]

i once knew somebody who had a dog....

[200060165]

@200060165 ...my parents were incinerated when I was 3...

[Excalion88]

The baby crying in the 'very romantic' restaurant made me laugh.

[shane87smith]

WTF IS HIS WATER AT 5:53!?!?!?

[Degazio]

The end is especially true, how they each feel cheated but make up excuses not to contact one another.

Amazing animator, amazing ideas.

[HXCNATEHXC]

see any good movies lately? uhh yea i saw the new holocaust movie....fail.

[xxxxxLACROSSExxxxx]

I was waiting for something funny to happen.....

[Habulover]

I love how Don captures reality! Surprisingly hard to do!

[Blentastic]

painfully awkward

[davidwaters69]

Everytime somebody rejects this video, chuck Norris dropkicks a baby kitten in the face

[skatemore48]

Ooo... awkward o.o

[supermetalmario101]

isn't this the poptarts guy?

[miyalana]

@supermetalmario101 Nope, but the dude who made this considered suing them at one point.

[iamtherandomer]

I only just saw that sleeping guy and I was rolling on the floor :)

[JacklynMathews]

i hate situations like this

[jtjonny01]

5:45 that guy pased out in the background XD

[horrorwriter15sbro]

its like theyre 2 owls in the same tree

[sspmetal]

some subs would be great :)

[xxrandomlaughingxx]

ROFL! I love the guy in the back sleeping (grey shirt) at 5:45 xD

[HiImCaysE]

@xxrandomlaughingxx LOL I just assumed he was dead.

[crispo05]

i once knew someone who had a dog...

are you kidding me? hahahaha

[TheManny4511]

4:21 I wonder what her breasts look like LOL

[johnhdz1023]

Whoa!? What happen to his glass at 5:53? O.o

[MrPointless]

4:23 - any conversation I have with a woman.

[shootokill1]

haha 4:22 made my day

[ZiggyStdu]

its funny as it is true haha

[LittleTeeDawg]

Hm..

Mmmm.

Hmm.

Mmmmm.

[TheManny4511]

"i wonder what her breasts look like" LOL

[comickrew]

you could cut the awkward with a knife

[TheTacoKiller88]

why do jim sound like seth green

[costajennings]

@TheTacoKiller88 Might be Seth Green.

[KEFEB25]

The person who made this must have been really Bored!

[tobascostripes]

that is so true boys are sooooo weird! XP

[Cataclism31536]

this is his worst video ever...

[kreepster05]

His cup disappears at 5:52.

[admmelonhead]

You know, chances are I am going to just stand up in a date and say firmly, "Y'know, chances are this is incredibly awkward, we both have no idea what to do, so if anyone is honestly still attempting to get together, just say it, damn it!"

[typicalus12]

LOL SOCK PUPPET THEATER, that really got her attention lol

[hehnr]

"i once knew someone who had a dog". rotff!

[Kimcee4younme]

Where the FUCK is their food???

[deliciousd2]

i watched this whole thing expecting something funny to happen and... i was not impressed when it ended

[rbogart123]

@deliciousd2 I think the joke is that nothing happens because that's how awkward blind dates go, like every time.

[whatdiditube]

Something is wrong with this guy. But it makes him so right...

[TheEmoGirl14]

I once knew someone who had a dog

LMFAO!!!!!!

[shawzie1916]

smoke weed...gives everyone something to do!

"Do you have any gum?"

I laughed so hard at that. I asked the EXACT SAME THING on one of my first dates!