Funniest Uncharted 2 Moments - Hilarious

[deathbowl99]

Nathans worst fear is clowns

[mv2dap]

Some great lines are missing...

Chloe's "I'll throw you a banana" "You just wanna get my t-shirt wet"

[fingerman271]

lol shangri la flynn your joking

[trioxyz7]

Jesus flynn while were young.

[ac13beast]

Your a dirty old man sullivan

[ac13beast]

Aaa!!!! I'm scared of clowns to you know!!!!

[TheCollinsd1]

Chloe is a bitch i hope she dies in the next uncharted

[TheCollinsd1]

Chloe is a bitch i hope she dies in the next uncharted

[zjyezaire]

the 4 dislike were xbox players

[Boxoffire59]

Drake: youncant even find your ass with both your hands. Sully: and a map. Haha that part made me lol xD

[lilly7575]

If it was Chloe i would give it a 10

[lilly7575]

If it was Chloe i would Give it a 10

[NuevaGeronaSTUDIOS]

I had played Uncharted 1 and 2 and now going for the 3 ist fun

[freakster117]

ahhh nate is scared of clowns poor nate

[chris850t]

Shit, I need to replay this series. I only went through the campaigns once for each game.

[ShyHeartbeat]

clowns really are terrifing. i promise you

[xXiD34THiXx]

"you couldn't ind your ass with both hands ... and a map" OMG LMFAO xD

[EpicMcGaming]

The closing cutscene of Uncharted 2 was hilarious. Great ending :D

[Hootshot112]

The ending scene gets me everytime

"You were unconscious and it was raining"

"It was sunny and you were bawling! I kept your tears in a jar, I have proof"

[xXE4GLEyEXx]

clowns XD

[CrimsonGrell]

The ending still gets me every time xD

[RandomGenerator100]

I hope they use this kind of humor in Uncharted movie and if they do, then it's better do it right, because without it that movie is NOTHING!!

"Clowns over my death? Clowns?" =) XD

[sec0ndevolution]

@RandomGenerator100 Awww... They're making a movie? Why, Hollywood? Why do you insist on ruining video-game legacies...

[mjmegaplay]

@sec0ndevolution It's prince of persia all over again... If they must, why can't they just make an animated movie like they did with Final Fantasy? All the glory and none of the bullshit.

[ststatat4]

who taught Flynn how to read a dog?

[This0is0Me0not0you]

whats a 10?

Clowns.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[xXClaymore01Xx]

Don't forget eith the skeleton and Nate screamed and Sully said you almost gave me a god damn heart attack that cracked me up. Uncharted has all genre in it from action to love to supernatural to comedy to drama man I love this game

[sourpatchkid121]

"What's a ten?" "Clowns." "Clowns, Over my death?" "I, I hate clowns." "Clowns?" "I hate clowns." I love that XDD

[AthCom]

I'm missing "Thanks for the input, Jeff". I've played the game 3 times now and I always laugh at that part.

[MissValerieTanner]

Nate: "You couldn't find your own ass with both hands."

Sully: "And a map..."

haha XD I love how Sully jumps on at the end! I never noticed he said that before. UC is such a fantastic game!

[Incog2k6]

"What's it say?" -speaks Tibetian- "Why do I ask?"

Bwahahaha!

[andthesoo]

You forgot "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL A HE---llo."

[RaTTlEHeaDz95]

... and a map!

[fullmetalgirl]

Nate's puppet show was the BEST!!!

Aww, anyone else notice both Nate and Elena wear their shirts half tucked in and half out. JUST NOW saw it <3

[TheYao69]

Clowns?



[TheSteelStallion]

"Desperate times right?"

"...what does that mean!?"

[Juggninja24]

3 people couldn't find their own ass with both hands

[qwiksilvr10]

@Juggninja24 and a map

[Alyzabeth1990]

when do they have buttsex

[sharpey92]

you always follow the ho`s

[Rafalskimi]

@sharpey92 "You'll never let that go." xD

[obeliskandra]

hahahahahahahaahahahah a clown hahahahahahaha both hands hooker church sounds like my friday nights

[obeliskandra]

AND A MAP HAHAHAHAHAHA

[GoldenGun1994]

That's mine jerk weed!

[Caaa99]

HAHA chloes digging into drakes pants. "HELLO"

[MarcyED77]

shangri-la? in two games with nolan north? wow...

[smartbro678]

"face it genius youve been played" hahahaaaaahhahahaa xD xD xD

[direngrey1000]

what about the bit where your dealing with the guards at the beginging and flyn said: "theres a guys above you, theres a guy above you" *drake pulls gaurd down* "theres a guy below you, theres a guy below you" XD

[ThePhantomBladeGirl]

@direngrey1000 lol and there's no one there, right? xD Damn Flynn!

[porcolegio]

What about "hey ass-wipe"? that was my favorite line!

[LokizarroX]

@porcolegio lol, loved that one.

[TgIiDgUiS]

"Clowns... over my death?" lovee it!

[MrSmexyTheBeast]

2:31 is definitely the best XD

[anubus6]

Missing the part where if you jump in the pool at the top of the hotel Drake yells to Chloe "Marco" and waits for her to yell back "Polo".

[darkangelthesecond]

0:23 when he's in prison..... biggest crack up

[playcard239]

Chloe:theres a hotel nearby... Drake: chloe, now is not the time to... Chloe: its esasily the tallest building in the city. Drake: oh ya good thinking

[theonlyguytodie]

what about the time where drake scared both chloe and sully when he pulled the box from the skeleton's hands

[gotahc]

what about the one where Elana and DRake have to jump out of the crashing plane, and Drake tells her that you have to count to 5 slowly before opening the parachute, but when he himself jumps, he counts very quickly. I just love that part. lol

[Madcow11200]

@gotahc

That's Uncharted 1

[gotahc]

@Madcow11200 whoops- you're right- still a hilarious scene though :D

[direngrey1000]

@gotahc thats uncharted 1 i think

[MrSniperKai]

you missed a good one right before the monastery were they are climbing up that wall and he says 'great view' or something and she says 'boys' i think and hes like 'no really i was talking about the mountains' haha

[fullmetalgirl]

@MrSniperKai Because of that line I always say "Men" just like Elena does when Men are acting like men haha

[dothack2]

nolan north sounds better as nathan drake than desmond in asscreed

[360sonlc]

This fun as well

/watch?v=XGl22gc-oDI

[MXvsATV3DS]

3:19 Best One :D

[ibrahimturkey73]

+I know what you are really afraid of"

-Oh, so you played second game

[NihilVerum47]

I kept your tears in a jar. i have proof....LOL

[Vioolettee]

je préfere la fin en francais c cranpant quand y dis "...Quatro" XD <3

[TyGamez]

I <3 the ending xD

[essa07]

i love the ending , its soothing somehow .

[NealMorse7]

and a map.

[AFMountaineer2000]

I would list all of the things that are great in this game but I only have a few hundred characters so instead I'll just say everything wrong with it..........nope I can't think of anything.

[republicjet]

Nate: Could this be what Marco Polo was talking about?

Sully: Kid, I don't even know what the hell you're talkin about.

[HenzelFTW]

Elena: Be careful

(Nate hits head)

[PSNBloodraid]

@HenzelFTW That was in the first game, wasn't it?

[mendesana]

ohhhh alistair you never look so evil and hansome too lolololololololo

[maryobroyz]

You forget the last words of Drake: Ok, I give you a five!"

[jakey200000]

what about we got you no-oh crap!

[Juggninja24]

0:51 HAHAHA Best line ever

[behnamvtx]

sully : im sweating more than a hooker in church :D:D:D:D:D:D:

[lobstertrainfilms]

@behnamvtx You brought a hooker to church?

[Mastordeo]

@lobstertrainfilms WHY NOT?

[supergamemaster91]

@lobstertrainfilms yeh why not

[Tehgamerdude254]

@lobstertrainfilms Why not?

[behnamvtx]

@lobstertrainfilms why not ?

[Spike5war]

@lobstertrainfilms Ya, why not?

[77guacamole]

@lobstertrainfilms Why not?

[cooldude8437]

@behnamvtx You brought a hooker to church?

[komani86]

@cooldude8437 No, but apperantly sully saw one in church? :p It's a classic line from U2 lol.

[SlyCooperRuler]

@komani86 *facepalm* "You brought a hooker to church?" is the line that nate says right after Sully says that.

[theonlyguytodie]

the tibetan ritual dagger sounds as if it should be a treasure

[RandomGenerator100]

Chloe: "Dear God..."

Drake: "Oh no, it's not that bad... Look, I have my own bucket!" XD

[HoundShock]

Drake- What's it say?

Tenzin- (speaks Tibetan)

...

Drake- Why do I ask?

Hahaha

[mt2oo8secondary]

0:18 isnt that a COD zombie map?

[DSmium]

@mt2oo8secondary lol You're a total newfag.

[mt2oo8secondary]

@DSmium i complete this the 3rd day it came out, i just only noticed now.. because the new map was announced like 7 weeks ago..

[TheShadicman]

@mt2oo8secondary yes

[TheTyty548]

soo sully and chloe has sex? im not jealous at all

[ItzChloe1]

"four"

and

"it was rainning"

XD

[evilbeaver181]

1st one was fucking hysterical "That's my blood" HAHAHAHA. I came because of how funny it was.

[YourOrdinaryACE]

Re: Uncharted 3 Trailer. Old Lady: I know What You're ReAlly Afraid Of. Drake: ( Please Don't Say Clowns, Please!!ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ Old Lady: Not Bullets, Or Blood Or Broken Bones. Drake: (Damnit!!). Old Lady: I only want Whats Mine.( Grabs Ring) Drake: Ih, I thought You Were Gonna Say Clow- (Gets Up), Get's Shot By ErussiA( Bodygaurd)

[felixguillo]

I'm gonna miss that ass...

[TheMadnesscombatfan]

press 3 for retarded drake

[SuperMicklovin]

Keep pressing 6 for elena the 4 chicken!

[LunaKiller2753]

Aw man. You should have included gameplay moments:

Flynn: "There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you."..."There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you."

and

Drake: "Statue of your mom."

:D

[CrAzYgUy0290]

Is it sad that once he said clowns, I fell off of my chair?

[maettsook]

"Oh look, a lifesize statue of your ego" my favorite Flynn moment.

[Moses815]

Sully for president.

[mikstaslaya]

You totally should have included the part in Nepal where Drake mentions finding a higher vantage point to see the temple with the ritual dagger's symbol on it, and Chloe goes "There's a hotel not far from here..."

Drake: "Now is not the best time..."

Chloe: "It's easily the tallest building in the city."

Drake: "Oh...Well, good thinking..."

:"D

[matixtig]

shangrl la zombies

[weezyfkrisko]

in the first mission after you disarmed the first alarm in the museum when he says he picks other stuff exept his nose ... HOW COULD YOU MISSED THAT IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

[DaBunnyMasta]

I love "You, asswipe, gimme your lighter." xD

[TwilightFlip]

Uncharted has great voice acting. LOVE the lines and their delivery!

[xDeadMisfitsx]

Uncharted 3: Drake Misadventure With Clowns

[monkeyturtle69]

Best game.

[Wmadbdog]

I have your tears in a jar!!…;)

[Spookychik]

Nate Makes a great Flynn voice

[Spookychik]

Clowns Suck

[ILUVFFANDKH]

lol the end <3

[jeffhardylysia]

turn on transcribe audio for lolz

[bmul125]

i have my own bucket

[Truterman]

what!? where's the part that Drake catches the dagger then scare Chloe n' Sullivan?

that's the best part!

[Artumeli]

dirty old man sullivan LoL

[mrcoacoa123]

watch, demented clowns in uncharted 3.

[jvfass]

Victor Sullivan: Ah damn, now what do we do?

Nathan Drake: We jump.

Victor Sullivan: Hold on there, Sundance. You gotta be outta your mind. We'll break our goddamn necks.

Nathan Drake: Yeah, if we get caught, Lazarevic'll break 'em for us.

Victor Sullivan: I'm getting too old for this bullshit!

[3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv]

Uncharted 3 trailer:

Old Chick: "I know what you're really afraid of"

Drake: (don't say clowns don't say clowns)

Old Chick: "Not bullets, or blood, or broken bones"

Drake: (shit shit shit shit)

[BiohazardGA]

@3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv Lol that would of been funny XD She comes out in like a clown suit... Oh shit Uncharted series. over... THANK YOU OLD HAG!

[Eddiexx4]

@3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv Best comment ever. You fuckin' win the internet. That was hilarious!!

[checkmate3010]

@3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv

Holy shit I just lold really hard. Can't ever look at it the same way again

[Thijm342]

@3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv that old chick has a name!

[3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv]

@Thijm342 baahahahahaha. wait really? old people have names???

[Thijm342]

@3frc4rfcv4grvefverfv XD !! yes they do!!

[alyn94nike]

"Sully, you beautiful son of a bitch"

[IamWafiqah]

good times good times this is one heck of a game ill say

[ToxicGamezPs3]

Chloe is soooo hot, i couldnt help but look @ her perfect ass in her cutscenes

[luth12311]

shangri la from black ops

[Tuberculosixx]

@luth12311 This game was made before black ops, and Shangri La was not invented by Call Of Duty, look it up

[VeggieTrunks]

@Tuberculosixx

Which is the most obvious thing in the WORLD. Shangri-La came from old chinese tales. What a dumbass LOL

[Jaydash1201]

@luth12311 Uncharted 2 came out like 2 years before black-op's, MW2 was new when Uncharted 2 came out xD

[civilwarfare101]

I'm going to miss Drake making fun of Flynn.

[CalliBabii]

I never understood why Nate is scared of clowns yet he mentioned he was part of a circus.....

[lazer1235]

when the tibetan guy is throwing the rope for them to swing across - drake: "aha you're never going to make thatohhhh nice you did it" ahaha i actually remember laughing out loud to myself the first time i played it :p

[Raidergod25]

I like it right before Chloe says 'desperate times,right?' when Nate is laying out the plan, looks back at her and says, "I'm sorry. Do you have a plan to go with that Grenade???" lol

[perrottafamily1]

(speaking Tibetan)

[maryobroyz]

@perrottafamily1

Why do I ask?

[fareedbakhit]

let's hope nate will sing rap once again in uncarted 3.

[TraneDisorder]

This is stupid. It's just cutscenes. There are a lot more funny moments of actual gameplay

[evertonjf08]

@TraneDisorder Marco! 

[TraneDisorder]

@evertonjf08 exactly.

[Khandhalha]

Jesus Flynn, while we're young...

[val08261996]

Elena : Yeah got it. You got it?

Nathan : Yeah i got it...

[UKGamer94]

2.25 Tenzin: Its dettol, its dettol

[Jabbernaut5]

You cut off the final line!! :/

[MegaAlexdude]

Drake personality it´s like Charly sheen.....When Charly was funny and not a crack adict.

[MichelLima1000]

Thanks a lot, man! I'm not very good to listen in english, so thanks to upload the videos with subtitles!

[TheLeDaniel]

It was raining

It was not!

It was raining and you were unconscious.

[darkplaya783]

thats pretty ballsy for a guy who's spent the last 3 months in jail

better than pissing away 3 months in the jungle without a clue

found the ships though didnt i?

you couldnt find your ass with both hands

LMFAO

[hellrider505]

No shit its your blood.

[Acdcwc]

I hate to clowns drake :P

[TitaniumProAce]

Maybe I'm just happy to see you lol

If Chole wasn't such a sneak I'd advise Drake to stay with her

[Esakosarara]

flinn is alistair, from dao

[10000000000000002334]

Lazarevitch: hitler, blah blah blah all great men, but do you know why they prevailed?

Drake: i'm sure you're going to tell us

lol

Drake: -turns around-

-Guns armed ready to shoot-

Drake: calm down! you ass-wipe gimme ur lighter

HISLARIOUS MY PERSONAL FAVS AND MORE!!! :)

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

Sully: "I'm sweating like a hooker in church."

Drake: "You brought a hooker to church?"

Sully: "Why not?"

Flynn: "There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you."

*Drake pulls the guy down*

Flynn: "There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you."

[Hirakula]

Drake: No, Elena, that's practically impossi- oh, you did it.