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  • can anyone image if this was in real life

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  • Eat fresh or die trying.

  • Sorry, the use of Gravity is strongly discouraged.

  • ...I CANNOT EXPRESS SADNESS!

  • Random Biker Chick (whos name I can't remember): Speed is the key to battle! Dash! Dash! Dash!

    *Battle Starts*

    You are Challenged by Biker Chick!

    Biker Chick sent out Torterra!

    Me: *Faceplam*

    True Story

  • The AI were way smarter than I thought they would be. I lost in the Super Singles train so many times I almost threw my dsi across living room!!

  • Wi-Fi Trains, Train 1, Rank 1.

    Oh, this will be fun.

    > Ace Trainer Japanese Douchebag sends out Tyranitar!

    It was holding Leftovers, and spammed Thunder Wave and Stone Edge ;-;

    > Ace Trainer Japanese Douchebag sends out Garchomp!

    Oh, fuck that.

  • Fucking love this theme.

    Battled everything from Pikachus to Articunos. Amazing.

  • SUBWAY! USE WEIGHT LOSS!

    It's super effective! Fatty lost 20kg!

  • -Grabs Pokemon-

    -Meanwhile at Subway-

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRAINERS?

  • me: damn i wanna go on the multi-battle train but i have no partner... *Hilbert walks in* Hilbert hi im Hilbert! are you looking for a partner? well why do we enter together? *on train* *battle starts* me: go samurott! Hilbert: go golurk! *samurott faints* me: go liligant! *liligant faints* *Hilbert wins* *next cart* *samurott faints* *liligant faints* *Hilbert wins* me: ¬__¬ oh shit this is gonna be annoying...
  • I play this song when i eat at Subway.

    DIE, DELICIOUS TURKEY SUB! *nom* *nom* *nom*

  • There's a hydreigon, oh another hydreigon, oh a hydreigon.....Oh wow! a Haxorus!.....oh another hydreigon....

  • I got killed by a Blissey before the 20th battle :l 

  • I kicked Ingo and Emmet's BUTTS!

  • this is pretty epic for a sandwich...

  • I got myself all the way up to a 20 win streak and got my arse kicked By Ingo and Emmet lol galvantula and garbodar owned my pokemon. -3-;

  • @Pegashy123 well i bring my haxorus to the battle subway and if its the high enough lvl its faster than any of the subway bosses pokemon.. Except galvantula that thing is rlly fast e3e

  • How can Pokemon who are at the same level as yours and sometimes at the first stage of evolution be stronger or faster??? I mean just one or two hits kill all my Pokemon, it makes no sense and a Pignite had more speed than my Jolly nature Haxorus and got to attack first? HOW?!

    I give up with this place. I can't beat any trains because all your opponents Pokemon are freakin Gods compared to your own, no matter what your team is. It's impossible! D':

  • @Pegashy123 Then perhaps you just suck. It's really not that hard.

  • cottonee fucking pussy cheats

  • Trainer: It costs 4 dollars to send out my Pokemon, in 12 seconds...

    White: ....what the hell are you talking about?

  • I totally owned the whole Single Train with my Escavalier alone, but got my arse kicked on the 7th battle somehow -_-

  • the hax.....

  • I battled with my Joltik once, but got banned for a month since it consumed the subway's power supply. On the bright side, it won me 7 battles with a super-charged Thunderbolt. :D

  • @genuwinkid ... You asked a electric mouse to use the signature move of a legendary dragon that travels through time?

  • LET'S ALL RIDE THE BUTTLE SABWAY AND DROWN EVERYONE

  • I remember running into a trainer that used a Slaking, Garchomp, Hyreigon and a random Politoad....

    I shat Bricks at Slaking.

  • please tell me there is a downloadable version of this song

  • @sh42405 makeitmp3 d-o-t com or listentoyoutube.

  • Trainer: Go Dugtrio Use Dig!

    *dugtrio uses dig but dosent come back up*

    Emmet: Are you sure that was a good idea?

    *5 miles behind train*

    Dugtrio: *comes up* Huh? Where'd the Train go?

  • @KingofSims84 LOL

  • @KingofSims84 Wait, how can you send out a Dugtrio on a train? :S

  • @dragonsalty PARADOX!

  • the opening to this theme is so cool

  • WHO THE FUCK,

    DISLIKES

    POKEMON

    ._.

  • @Keykasta they should be slayed by the strongest of pokemon

  • Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's may have card games on motorcycles, but Pokemon Black/White have POKÉ BATTLES ON SUBWAYS!

  • Epic rave party on the subway train.

  • @solidpat221 lol that would be soooo cool

  • USE EXPLOSION!

    Trainers:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FF-

    *Explosion kills everyone in the subway*

    You whited out!

    You were ban from the subway for 9,001 years!

    You ragequited

  • 0:41- 1:01 Now would be a good time for some glowsticks

  • Subway Eat fresh- Wrong subway

  • screw this: i was pro of my class 6 jears long and now everybody had black and white and i don't bcause of my ps3, damn, anyway wanna ask me something about a strategie in the other games (not black white) my service is 24 hours IF its negative comment piss off than

  • @NANpwn4U terrible spelling

  • So here I was in the subway to my work, when suddenly this trainer shows up and challenges me to a battle. Not only did I lose, my suitcase was destroyed by an uncarefully aimed Hyper Beam. Next time I'll just use fly.

  • 1:30

  • @Lamineko =EPIC!

  • hilda sended out golurk i send out golduck golduck cloud nine abality

    foe blitzle used fly

    both:wtf tht pokemon knows fly *fly hits my heat* its not very efective when im lvl one and i killed blitzel

    Dx

  • ME WITH HAXORUS VS FOE'S ZEBSTIRKA

    HAXORUS USED DRAGON DANCE! HAXORUS'S ATTACK AND SPEED ROSE!

    ZEBSTRIKA USED SWAGGER! HAXORUS'S ATTACK SHARPLY ROSE! HAXORUS BECAME CONFUSED! HAXORUS'S PERSIM BERRY CURED THE CONFUSION!

    HAXORUS USED TUANT! ZEBSTRIKA FELL FOR THE TUANT!

    ZEBSTRIKA CAN'T USE SWAGGER AFTER THE TUANT!

    HAXORUS USED OUTRAGE!

    ZEBSTRIKA: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

  • @DARKSLAYER262 thats happened to me once in random match up lol

  • Subway! Battle Fresh!

  • Damn you, Blaziken, for using a Focus Sash and Reversal combo.

    DAMN YOU.

  • day 1: i lost on the first try

    day 2: i sent out samurrot and won 3 matches then lost

    day 3: i took the double train and sent out snorelax and wailmer. wailmer couldnt breathe in air and his flopping destroyed the train. I was forced to spend the whole day walking.

    day 4: i make it to the next and last train station then hop on and finally finish my trip around the subway. I was given 4 BP :)

  • Thumbs up if you aslo hate the Match Punchers or the Cursers

  • THUMBS UP FOR MRBEAN35000VR

  • @ATBVideos1 lololol thats why im here xD

  • I love it how I meet a rich kid trainer who ends with ''MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! COME COMFORT ME!!!'' and IMMEDIATELY run into a preschooler who opens with ''I am very strong. I hope you are very strong as well.'' And then the preschooler promptly owned me, but that's beside the point...

  • Ugh, I am all to familiar with this song...

  • Story of my life journal:

    Today I challenged the Battle Subway. I chose the Multi Train. My partner was a Lass named...um...Mistroal, I think. Anyway, our first match was against Ace Trainer Emily and Scientist Ethan. I sent out my Drifloon...and Mistroal sent out Snorlax. Next thing we knew, there was a horrible screeching, and the train came to a stop. 2 minutes later, an engineer told us that the train broke down and we were stuck there for 36 hours. I had to sleep in a SEAT!!! Arrrgh...hmm.

  • @leotanko99 LOL, number of characters in my last comment = THE LIMIT. Literally.

  • The most thing I'm thinking about is that what would happens if I use Explosion or Self-Destruct...

  • @PokeMasterVideo Earthquake?

  • I wonder how you are able to use moves like Dig and Surf...

  • "You'll choose YOU

    if I choose BAD MATCHUP, right?"

    - Some guy from Japan, train 22

  • I had my Jolteon use thunderbolt here which knocked out the train's power,

    I had my Volcarona use fire blast but it missed the opponent and hit another train,

    I had my Golduck use screech to lower the opponents defense but it broke windows,

    I had Garchomp use earthquake one time which is why the subway routes are messed up,

    I sent out my Steelix and i wasn't allowed to go back to the subway anymore..

    My steelix is stuck in one of the tunnels. don't worry, it has Sturdy and Rest :)

  • @pichustar15 Make sure it is holding some Leftovers or else it'll starve...

  • @pichustar15

    Your comment literally made me LOL :D

    Btw, My Vanilluxe used Sheer Cold, missed the opponent's Eelectrik, and turned the subway boxcart into an icy domain. It may have costed me the battle since it was my last pokemon clutching in the red zone, but at least I made a winter wonderland XD

  • Dear Diary

    Today I went to the battle subway. The openent threw out his Dewott. I sent out my Snorlax...

  • Entering a train in the Battle subway...

    Waitress: Meow, meow meow! (this is really embarassing)

    Me: What the hell...

  • Was it Dragon Fang? Can't remember...the Drgn move boost item.

  • @Airman711 Yes, that's it :)

  • I'm pretty scare of using my Snorlax here ._.

  • @PokeMasterVideo Try using Steelix then

  • Haxorus used Outrage! (Attack:193 Item:Dragon Claw)

  • @Airman711

    >Item

    >Dragon Claw

    Does_not_compute

  • when i first went on this train i was surprised that the pokemon were lvl 50 and my pokemon were 25 and i like oh shit i forfeit

  • all i see in my mind is ALL ABOARD THE COLE TRAIN BABEH!

  • Biker Harry sent out Bronzong! Ferrothorn used Curse! Bronzong used Gyro Ball! *~5hp damage* Me: LOL, it's impossible for me to lose! XD Ferrothorn used Curse! Bronzong used Gyro Ball! Ferrothorn used Curse! Bronzong used Gyro Ball! Me: Hahaha, give up already! Ferrothorn used Curse! Bronzong used Gyro Ball! It's a critical hit! Ferrothorn fainted! You whited out! Me: ... Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­-
  • The land of Pokemon is strange. When your pokemon use Dig in a tower of dead pokemon, it works. When you use Surf in a building (gym) it works. When you use Explosion in a glass tower (Battle Tower), it doesn't break. Now we can send out 48 feet long pokemon in subway trains.

    Go Nintendo.

  • @thecookiecutter100: In the world of Pokemon, certain conventions of our world's physics do not apply. If they did carry over to that fantasy world, then our beloved video game series would lose much of its charm. Hehe.

  • @thecookiecutter100 must be some really big subway trains, eh?

  • @thecookiecutter100 Maybe the subway cars are 75-feet long.

  • @thecookiecutter100 Wait a sec, when did Nintendo take over the development of Pokemon from Gamefreak?

  • @thecookiecutter100 As Chuggaaconroy says: Nintendo logic!

  • @Zteam101 game freak logic, my friend, game freak logic

  • @yowzaish1999 Hmm... both really. :)

  • @Zteam101 Freaktendo logic that is. :D

  • @thecookiecutter100 It's called Nintendo logic my friend. The best kind!

  • @thecookiecutter100 If it's possible for us to breathe much longer under water and use tiny bird pokemons to fly to other towns we want to go and cut down a tree to get to a course, then yeah, the land of Pokemon is strange! :)

  • @thecookiecutter100 Also we can get catch giant Pokemon like Wailord with a rod xD

  • @MultiWatchmen you could do the same thing in ruby/sapphire/emerald and diamond/pearl/platinum too!

  • One thing I never get.... How can Durant use DIG in a TRAIN???

  • @zeldapokemonaddic517 It's pokemon. It doesn't have to make sence

  • @zeldapokemonaddic517 Mario can breathe in space, but has an air limit underwater. NEVER QUESTION NINTENDO'S LOGIC

  • @zeldapokemonaddic517 Nintendo logic.

  • @zeldapokemonaddic517 R.I.P. My Durant...

  • @zeldapokemonaddic517 The P. is not Peace btw

  • I always find it funny when I defeat a biker on the Subway, just for the mental image of them putting their motorcycles into reverse straight into the seats, crashing the back tire into the window.

  • best.theme.ever. 

  • Why is a motorcycle allowed in a subway, and how does it fit on a bench with the driver still on it?!?

  • One thing about this game bothers me: Before this gen, we were lead to believe that you must be 10 years old to start your journey.

    SO WHY ARE WE FIGHTING PRESCHOOLERS?!

  • @CountofBleck Actually, it was Gen. 3 where there were School Kids and Twins, and they look younger than 10 years old.

  • @Angelprincess3142

    School kids: thry're in school, they could be 10(By the looks of it)

    Twins:....touche'

  • @Angelprincess3142 Gen 2, actually.

  • The foe´s Blaziken used Endure!

    Swampert used Earthquake!

    It´s super effective! The foe´s Blaziken endured the hit!

    The foe´s Blaziken used its Salac Berry to raise its Speed!

    The foe´s Blaziken used Reversal!

    Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @futiniano Still better than Quick Claw Guillotine Crawdaunts.

  • Gosh the playable girl trainer in this game (and all the other one's) is so hot!!!!

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  • wtf is a four year old doing with a rhyperior???

  • @zzekromm Being a bawss.

  • @biolizard13 lol

  • Well, at least we're not riding bicycles and fighting.

    I LIKE TRAINS.

  • CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS

  • ~In real life~ Me: heres the ticket Conductor: ok come in. Conductor: LEAVING FOR NEW YORK CITY!!! ALL ABOARD! *train takes off* Guy: hi Me:hi? *subway trainer music plays on the intercom* Me:wow this song is epi- Guy: BATTLE ME! Me: D: take everything! dont kill me! Guy: no just send out your pokemon.. Me:........ Intercom: ThePokymon is out of useable pokemon! he whited out! Me:....what? *security drags me off the train and to a hospital* Me: O.o
  • fights a bike rider in a subway train

    "a vehicle riding in a vehicle ride"

    pokeception

  • Meow

  • "Meanwhile in the Pokemon World'

    Guy 1: *Waits in line at Subway*

    Guy 2: *Cuts in front of Guy 1*

    Guy 1: Dude! WTF! I was here first!

    Guy 2: Yeah? So what?

    Guy 1: GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!

    Guy 2: Or else what?

    Guy 1: >:( Grrr...Or else THIS!

    *Music starts playing*

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  • POKEMON BATTLES ON TRAINS!

  • Walks in to the train. next trainer is a biker. only though "How the hell did they allow a motorcycle on a subway?!"

  • Can some1 tell me how many trainers u have to pwn to beat the single train?

  • @tedandzedrock 7 in a row

  • @tedandzedrock 21 trainers for the normal, then 49 more trainers for the super line. Then, repeat for doubles.

  • i like trains

  • If this was the default trainer theme, it would make seeing "!" a lot less annoying o.o

  • What I don't get is why people are letting PRESCHOOLERS ALONE ON THE SUBWAY.

    Also, don't you have to be like ten to be a trainer?

  • @Epicnessable Also if Pokemon existed, they'd all be imprisoned for fear of public safety, infastructure damage and potential terrorism.

  • Swimmer Jade sends out Wailord

    Me: wait...DON'T We'll CRASH!!!

  • Subway eat fresh~

  • uhn-ss-uhn-ss

  • Me: ''okay, my terrakoin won't be able to defeat this swanna, but if I let him die, zebestrika will leave him with one left just like me

    game: terrakoin fainted!

    me: go zebestrika! use thunderbolt!

    game: the 28th trainer sent out excadrill!

    and that's how I broke my 3ds.

  • THE TOP COMMENTS ARE MORE STUPID THEN PIMPNITE SEX LIFE

  • Xtransceiver:RING! RING! Mom: hello honey hows ur pokemon journey so far

    me:good thx mom bianca: hey ho.... me:FUCK YOU

  • ARCHEOPS USED EARTHQUAKE!

    BLAZIKEN FAINTED!

    Me:....

    Hilda: c:

  • Baker: Just like my bread I will knead you into shape.

    Baker: Oooo! I'll remember this!!

    I will turn you into a sandwich.

    Baker= Majin Buu  O.o?

  • The Battle Subway is not only for Battling, it also connects to a town!

  • The battle subway is a train station not a sandwich restaurant.

  • Welcome to Subway! Before you order, you gotta battle us! :D

  • I wonder what happens if i use my Wailord here

  • @1993Glenn2 I wonder what happens if it uses Surf...

  • im not sure about u guys but I'm 16 and love this.. And a part of me is saying that is not normal however....

  • @deathmire11 Who doesn't love Pokemon?

  • @deathmire11 It is. It is just that people don't think it is. I'm 15, this is my first pokemon game.

  • They should have an option for those who completed the story line. Where you can choose your partner in the Multi subway. Instead of the opposite Gender character at your Side, they should have N!!!! They should do that for Pokemon grey.

    After all Alder said "What you decide to do is up to you." or sth like that.

    N decided to partner up with u in the subway battles XD

  • This music plays when I'm battling people for a seat on the Subway train...

  • why the fuck did they add preschoolers in this game?

  • Card Games on Motorcycles!!!!!

    POKEMON BATTLES ON TRAINS!!!!!!

  • At the Battle Subway...

    Biker: I am a Biker, But I've never ridden a bike.

    Me: ...What?

  • @yaoifan9100 I was saying that when i saw one ON a bike in the subway

    Wheres Professor Oak to tell these silly Bikers/Cycalists Its not time to use that?

  • battle NO. 20 BEEHEYEM USED THUNDERBOLT! CRITICAL HIT! SUPER EFFECTIVE! TOGEKISS FAINTED! GO! BLAZIKEN! ARCHETOPS USED EARTHQUAKE! SUPER EFFECTIVE! BLAZIKEN FAINTED! BEEHEYEM USED THUNDERBOLT! SUPER EFFECTIVE! ARCHTEOPS FAINTED! PKMN TRAINER HILDA SENT OUT CONKLEDURR BEEHEYEM USED PSYCHIC! CONKLEDURR FAINTED! I am a hero. A hero always wins. Your not good? THANKS HILDA! D:
  • Subway worker: *throws salami*

    Me: *ducks* *throws meatball*

  • EAT FRESH!

  • @13gamerbullet BATTLE FRESH!

    Theres a good one.

  • @TheLegendaryFinder nah, mine's a classic

  • ludicolos in this place will do any thing for hp rain dish mofo leech seed giga drain and leftovers

  • This is also used for VGC battles.

  • BLACK:oh cool,theres subway,and just in time too,im so hungry,c,mon snivy

    SNIVY:(SIGH)what a dumbass.

    BLACK:(runs into the battle subway)could I have an italian BMT with hot chilli sauce and......

    battle subway leader:wait,hold on,we dont serve hot food in this place,but we do hold poke battles in here,are you sure you havent mistaken this place for somewhere else?

    BLACK:(LOOKS AROUND IN ASTONISHMENT)OH!,im sorry,just a little mistake thats all(stomach rumbles)

    SNIVY:He,ll never learn.

  • "I am 4 years old. I will do my best. Trainer, you do your best too".

    May I ask WHAT 4 YEAR OLD SPEAKS LIKE THAT?

    Then again we are talking about the game where 10 year olds are meant to go out into the wilderness with nothing more than a baby dinosaur/salamander/turtle/chi­ckpea(wtf)/mouse/crocodile/gec­ko/chicken/kipper/monkey/pengu­in/snake/pig/otter, £3000, a potion and 5 pokeballs (if your lucky your mom will give you a phone).

  • @JohnNintendoNerd1 You forgot Turtwig, the tortoise.

  • @Phoeniix756

    read it again turtle is already in there

  • @ultimatehedgehog123 Lol I know, but a Tortoise is different from a Turtle XD

  • @JohnNintendoNerd1 I thought Turtwig was also a turtle.

  • @JohnNintendoNerd1 Only in Pokemon

  • @JohnNintendoNerd1 That's pokemon for ya'.

  • @JohnNintendoNerd1 But your 16 in the game, meh.

  • @joytotheworld56 Ori I forgot that you play as someone older in B/W. God I'm getting old.