While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME!

[kkct7]

Did they think this movie looked good after they made it?

[Kryptnyt]

I can't get over the fact that Corky Romano is undercover with alien John Travolta

[DarkProphet94]

Terl wouldve been a great Power Rangers villain

[ChaosLord121]

I...was being trained... to CONQUH GALEXEEZ!

[6000NoobTube]

While you were still learning how to COOK A CHILI DOG, I was was building rocket powered biplanes! I will take three mint candies to go, please......

[XProductions92]

This ISN'T a bad movie! All right, it isn't fantastic and it look a little bit chaep and fake sometimes, but is really enjoyed watching this, and everyone who i know who saw this film are agree with me. This is a Nice movie, to watch on an evening when you have nothing to do.

[Arkendi]

@XProductions92 I'm sorry you have to learn this over the internet, but "everyone who you know" is an idiot for enjoying this film. Training to be an alcoholic would be a more productive use of an evening than spending it watching Battlefield Earth.

[kkct7]

@XProductions92 I would rather watch paint dry than have to sit through this movie.

[holmborn]

0:50

there.

[Leatherbubba]

Well, to be fair, I think Terl is supposed to be drunk in this scene.

It's still stupid, though.

[Boulberhane]

Rofl @ the Description

[OmniTerror]

I AM ACTIIING!!

[catcharide56]

@OmniTerror IN A MOVIE!!!!

[OmniTerror]

I AM ACTIIIIIIIIING!!

[gonzasxxxz]

"winner of multiple Oscars" jaja, is funny because it didn't ¨¨-¨¨

[tmMcHugh]

you know what would have made twilight series more watchable, Terl and his Psychlonians from Battlefield earth.

[SpecialAgentRavage]

did he just ask for three "pants" to go?

[RioMadeira]

I'M REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ANGRY!

[Christhefireshark]

Watch Terl, then watch Chris-chan. It's actually scary how similar they act.

[Krakachan]

"While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was starring in much BETTER movies! To do anything less would be disastrous for my career." I thought that should be the line Terl used instead.

[Krakachan]

@Krakachan Oh, that would be when Ker replies "Actually, I have been in better movies than this: 'Good Morning Vietnam', 'Last King of Scotland'... I've even won an Academy Award!"

Terl's Response: "Shut up!"

[SinCity2100]

Well,they remind me with Power Ranger's Villains,Well Battlefield earth was Shit compared to Power Ranger's Villains

[XIIIEvangelion]

while you were in good movies I was in shitty movies like this !

[Scoonertuna]

What's really sad about this is: Battlefield Earth was an amazing book and this movie has forever tainted it's name.

[tweexican]

I don't think it's fair to hack on this film. I mean... they're playing aliens. How the hell do we compare an actor's ability play an alien correctly?

[MacaronifaceCP]

@director wtf man.

[TheJboy88]

What kind of direction must this movie's director have given him for THIS to be the result?

[WrathofVishnu]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TERL!

[shhdontlook]

Oh mate, I'm so sorry. Here, I'll teach you, just sing with me: A-B-C-D-E-F-G...

[mojangles28]

putting Daniel Day Lewis to shame.

[Throwmethewhip]

Made up religion equals crap movie. Scientologists are going to take the same comet that heavens gate followers did... To nowhere.

[ThePhoenixAvalon]

While you were still learning how to spell spaghetti I was learning how to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom!

[grendelee]

You are all laughing, but Hubbard was prophet, this will actually happen and they will take over the earth whilst you are still LEARNING TO SPELL YOURRR NAAME!

[bryansparks85]

Give me 3 Pans to go... Pan galactic gargle blaster... from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Nice.

[1236sason]

while you were still learning how to post comments !

i was being trained to troll galaxy !

[CitizenLegg]

The fuck are they drunk off of, Mountain Dew?

[kippies66]

im... acting!!

[Chayraz2]

This line alone halved the gross of the moive.

[insoportabledeyoutub]

oh my god. jim carrey, william shatner and jerry lewis, in a kabuki class couldn´t overact more than this guy

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

Ignoring the terrible acting, why are all these shots slanted?

[Amajikun]

@MrJoshuaSalway1990 Because the movie is sinking.

[deisels]

Pretty sure Travolta and Whitaker still have this conversation in random bars on a regular basis.

[Dpad395]

when I was learning how to spell my name, Travolta was a much better actor.

[TOHOFIEND54]

it's the FRIENDLY BARTENDER!

[JorgenVonExtrangle]

I hope you are kidding with the desctiption. Tell me you are kidding with the desctiption. I really really have to know you are kidding with the desctiption.

[WrathofVishnu]

At least on the planet Psychlo the beer doesn't foam up so much, because everything's already at an angle.

[philipmarie1854]

YOU MAKE ME REALLY, REAAAALLLY AINGREEEEEE!!!!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Still movie may suck, but a drunk travolta is a drunk travolta and I find that hilarious.

[LilyNThorns]

I can't BELIEVE Forest Whitaker took part in this!

[Kintenbo]

While you were still learning how to READ YOUR LINES, I.... was being trained...TO CHEW UP SCENERY!

[Toxicity662]

Spoony for life

[vianbeal1]

0:06 If everything was at a good angle, I could drink normally!

[djburden]

although I'm a sci-fi buff, this movie sucks hairy balls.....geez, what crap

[JensonsBeard]

Oh my God, this is actually hilarious.

[shiptj01]

Why did everyone hate this movie? I thought it was cool.

[Doughboy123x]

@shiptj01 You serious?

[shiptj01]

@Doughboy123x Yeah. I really liked this movie when it came out. I thought it was humorous, if anything.

[Doughboy123x]

@shiptj01 True. I guess it was so horribly made that it was amusing to watch.

A case of "so bad, it's good".

[NoGoodBoyo1000]

What The Hell?!

[FriedEggsWithChips]

0:43 - 0:49 John Travolta describes his entire career so far in a nutshell.

[FriedEggsWithChips]

I never knew that the word 'startling' had three syllables. Wow, you can learn from da movies.

[AnthonyEstephane]

I know what I wanna be for Halloween! Terl!

[Kayin15]

Honestly, I feel like I'm the only regular person who likes this film. More power to me, I guess.

[appleAddict240872]

...klingons?

[godzilla964]

@appleAddict240872 Klingons that stole the predator's hair do.

[ch0wac1]

I DO NOW!

[bundleization]

why is every shot on an angle really it bugs me

[dafranx]

What does that glowing booze tastes like? I wanna try that stuff!

[MrHeinrichsen]

I should note that while this movie won no oscars it won Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Supporting Actress, Worst Screen Couple, Worst Drama of our first 25 years, and Worst Picture of the Decade in the Golden Raspberry awards.

[Hadraedan96]

Battlefield Earth. Best comedy film ever!

[Exccentrous1]

S-S-S-SLANTED CAMERA!

SO REAL!

[BossPanzer]

Who the fuck thought that tilting camera to the side was a good idea ? This guy needs find a new job.

[AussieGriffin]

@BossPanzer Check out the Nostalgia Critic review and you'll learn the slanted camera thing? It's through the WHOLE movie.

A.G.

[BossPanzer]

@AussieGriffin I watched it loooooong time ago. 

[kuribayashi84]

Nine People werent trained... TO CONQUER GALAXIES!! Heck, they cant even SPELL THEIR NAMES!!

By the way, I want one of these Oversized beer glasses! Just imagine it filled to the brim with Alcoholic Man-Animal Beverage. *Cue Homer Simpson: Hmmm... Beeeer...*

[Deadlyrazorwings]

He's going for the Shat-technique here.

[PolarPhantom]

8 people don't have a tab.

Or, they simply realize how horrible this film is.

[Benjodstand77]

I showed up,SPLASHING AROOOOOUND whilst you were still learning to SPELLLL YOUR NAME

[TripleEvent]

I have seen better quality acting in porn. Wow...just wow...

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Space Invaders! Pathetic humans!

[gtgoskate]

Was i the only one to actually enjoy this movie?

[dialupmoron]

@gtgoskate You are, to date, the only person who likes this film.

[gtgoskate]

@dialupmoron idk i liked it, wasn't great but was decent. Then again im high as shit every time a watch it so that might help

[PhoenixMoonbeam]

I love those future bars that sell pints of mountain dew

[MrEriklenn]

While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to overact!! 

[AnthonyEstephane]

Statler: Say, I remember this scene. Worst scene for the worst sci-fi movie ever.

Waldorf: Yeah. Besides, these John Travolta and Roger Christian guys were learning how to spell their names during and after making this movie.

Both: DOOO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

[firestarter322]

To be...or not to BEEEEEEEEEE!!

[Rockhard1492]

They weren't kidding... that camera angle is horrible and makes it very irritating to watch.

[theburntshadow]

Hey Terl, I know you're really angry and I'm gonna let you finish... but while YOU WERE STILL LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!

[Ileko1]

I guess that's actually how it looks inside travolta's head

[KilldozerRocks]

OK, now sing Summer Nights!

[Rommel555]

Oh my God, this is horrible...

[Xenuislegion]

Best from L.R. Hubbard ever!

[Vexeron1]

The description made me laugh harder than the actual video.

[BrendonSmall456]

its like the room in space

[rockworm503]

@BrendonSmall456 YOUR TEARING ME APART HUMANS!!

[r3ini]

@rockworm503 While you were still learning how to SPELL your name, I was buying a dozen red roses for my Lisa

[Trashboldus]

I don't understand why people bash this movie so much.

Sure, this is not Shakespeare but a quite enjoyable, fun movie...

[thebull284]

@Trashboldus This film is horrid. Honestly, I question your intelligence if you can't comprehend why people bash this movie.

[Chromie192]

@Trashboldus Lololol no this movie is really bad.

It doesn't have to be Shakespeare.

[MrTaekwondo1995]

Was the cameraman pissed or something while he was shooting this?

[GilliganKrueger0829]

John Travolta to a costar: While you were still learning to read a script, I was being trained to perform in academy award nominated films. To be in anything less, is a disgrace. Oh wait a minute...

[Catastrogue]

Christ, Terl held those alcoholic beverages like they were his damn babies.

[Leatherbubba]

He went to the Cesar Romero school of villainy

[221b]

@Leatherbubba And flunked out.

[kuribayashi84]

Seven People are still learning how to SPELL THEIR NAME!

[drc1981]

Why does every single shot in the movie look so tilted or angled? Did someone steal the tripod?

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

John Travolta after Pulp Fiction is just useless, but his laugh throughout the movie is worth it I guess.

[educassiano]

give me a sony cybershot and I can create a better scene in my backyard with sony vegas and my 2 cousins, dude...

[Smael64]

@educassiano yea but this was made in THE YEAR 2000!

[Rimwich]

Your powers of observation are simply startling!

[DjHamHam411]

After he says "to conquer galaxies!" you can here someone say in the background "nice" as if to mock him lol. I bet it was the worthless director thinking he WAS going to get an Oscar just for dis scene!

[sygnus5]

I love how the choice drink of the future is day-glo Kool-Aid

[LawrenceSouljah]

Mr. Whitaker, You have disgraced The Crying Game, you have disgraced yourself.

[lukesmailbox]

stupid movie 

[Batman8657]

While you were still learning to spell your name, I was being trained to be an ACT-ORRRRRR!!!

[pingsdk]

klingons wanna bee

[benjidrake]

Ooohhh Forest Whitaker, no. NO...

[BattleJesus]

At least the guy has an excuse for this scene. He was drunk, wasn't he? I mean, drunk people are like, melodramatic sometimes. [/devilsadvocate]

[randomandproudqueen]

You know what's sad? He may be capable of conquering galaxies, but he still can't spell his own name :( tragic, truly tragic.

[Rimwich]

"You don't have a tab"

"I do now"

[royms2000]

The description is actually incorrect, as the film won only one Oscar, which was for Best Hair.

[MasterKickArse]

I'm buying this on DVD for the lols.

[Mazmorrero2]

John Travolta makes Sean Penn look like a rookie.

[Pillzbug]

This really reminds me of the wine bar around the corner from my house.

Hmmm, as a matter of fact... might just be calling to me.

[KirbKirb20]

I was being trained to conquer Galaxies!

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

[TheWarlord900]

Something tells me this is what John Travolta did after he saw the Box Office Results for Battlefield Earth and again when he got a Razzie nod.

[UntitledHome]

I talk like this.

[Secundas]

The friendly bartender(!) kinda looks like Chris Kattan XD

[Drez26]

4 people have endless options of renewal

[whowiseedet]

when i watch this without audio it looks like it could be a really hilarious comedy

[Mapielaa]

Wow amazing performance!!

[turtlefuzzle]

0:49

[Alienpred32]

How high was this on RT's list

[MrSkoringo]

FOOL! YOU DARE WISH TO CHALANGE ME?! THE GREAT HARUHI SUZUMIYA! WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQURE GALAXIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

[daggerrun]

Your video description is a lie!

[hipelephant]

If i got this film for my friend as a Christmas present i'd probably get a punch in the face

[ritualentertainment]

I swear....the way he says that name spelling line....and the paws and all that hair.....THEY BASED THE LOOK OFF OF MONSTERS ON SESAME STREET!!!

[ooozetoons]

I imagine that stuff being like Stewart's Key Lime soda.

[ThePhonyAccount]

The kind of performance you can expect after downing that much Mountain Dew.

[Moonguard257]

Forget grape drink, that be green drink!

[AmericaDevil]

So realistic, even the camera man is drunk!

[Celedan]

@AmericaDevil 1+ internet to you

[RoseRed12393]

"While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!"

Oscar-worthy performance for such a monumental movie.

[jasdevil12]

Gay boy

[Salamentarg]

To be, or not to BEEEEEEEE!

[Bobzeaux]

@Salamentarg

If you're going to repeat lines from Spoony, then you need to REALLY EMOTE!!!!!

I'm REEEALLY angry!!!

[JWRandall423]

"While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME I was being trained at the fine art of wearing fake looking rubber paws while talking with my hands! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[starwarsnerd100]

While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME I was being trianed to be a terrible actor

[shinnok001]

@starwarsnerd100 come on, travolta is not THAT bad, everyone has a bad step once or twice

[LawrenceSouljah]

@shinnok001 I suppose. Glitter, Twilight, Howard The Duck oh god Howard The Duck

[underlinedbluetext]

0:24 .... chris kattan?!?!

[ElitevsNinja]

"Oh, somebody lit a cigarette and now the whole damn planet is going to blow."

"Sorry, is there anything I can do?"

"No. I'll just work on my dying words! OHH-"

*BOOM!*

"I'm not gonna miss him."

[HawaiiKnut]

The tilted angles makes them look more drunk.

[CyReNiUsX]

When he says the line it always makes me crack up!

[faokim]

let me see.... they defeated mankind 1000 years ago, so they must be pretty advanced, 1000 years later, it makes sense that there should be some development. but all i see here is a 1950's era bar with some light bulbs and jerks dressed up in shitty clothes

[TheUnrealStudios]

melodramatic much 

[xgmb45]

I'm REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY ANGRY!

[Nightsofdream]

@xgmb45

*raises hand*

Im really angry...

[twooffour]

Who's the actor who plays the bartender? Looks awfully familiar...

[moly5524]

@twooffour I think he looks like Chris Kattan...but he's not. It's Earl Pastko, according to IMDb.com

[tonydecaro]

I saw this video a few weeks ago. It wasn't so bad, but that might have been because I was high as a kite.

[evilmidget]

to be fair, he was pissed off of his knickers so its understandable why he would act that wa- wait, WHY THE FUCK AM I DEFENDING THIS MOVIE?

[AlexLong1000]

"......................I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!"

[Diablon76]

Just let me work on my dying words!...

Aw- BOOM

[ChaosC50]

What is that drink? A hybrid of a Margarita and Mucus? I bet it tastes nasty to Humans.

[TheBlackPhoenix100]

I'd love to see how Tommy Wiseau would say that line. Whereas this guy overacts it, he'd just suck the emotion out.