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  • I hate those people who make joke with you but when you try to joke with em they can not bail it !

  • He's trying too hard to look bad.

  • This just pathethic.what is he trying to compesate for?.his short potential?

  • I wanna see this character more xD

  • Lame. Not funny at all.

  • THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

  • this CAN'T BE REAL!!!

  • is it the least bit akward that he carries a blowdryer everywhere???

  • "pencil is much funnier than pen"

    this guy is a motherfuckin GENIOUS!!!! no wonder i can never write good jokes!!!

  • @Waendchen * genius.

  • @anniemags1 oh, right, sorry! i'm german so i tend to make mistakes.

  • this seems like an opening for a will ferrel/jim carrey movie XD

  • This guy needs more publicity! He could be a legend!

  • 2:14  Best knock knock joke ever.

  • this is so sad people should put him out of his misery and his fantasy

  • he needs a special on comedy central

  • pencils funny to write with,you got de led on one side,eraser on the other....you know?:D

  • Funnier than Dane Cook

  • Dude, it's Pete Bottoms from From Dusk Till Dawn!

  • 3 halfs? :S

  • This guy would be the shit to drink/smoke with... Funny funny

  • lmao the pencil part was the best

  • you know... i was wondering what a pencil looked liked.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Love this guy. They should have series of this now!

  • i fell bad for him

  • @fucincrazy1 these are fake

  • the awkwardness is funny

  • Still funnier than Dane Cook...

  • Is this a take-off on Carlos Mencia? If so, it's a good one-- because it's NOT FUNNY!!!

  • I like the bit about the relative that was okay

  • is he trying to be funny by being stupid

  • @MrLILGE Both!

  • I was like 7,8,9............10,11........­...12 or something...............They were so funny you know?cuz they say funny stuff.Carlos,I'm like going to be comedian or something. LOL

  • He's like a Mexican Steve Martin in The Mexican Jerk.

  • Holy Crap....it's John Hawkes from Deadwood!!!

  • Funnier than Yesmin!

  • Is that John Hawkes from Winter's Bone interviewing him? WTF random I just blew a circuit.

  • Hes sounds mildly retarded.

  • lol i thought the guy in the advertisement was one of the comedians

  • lmfao! waters his plants with two cups of water hahaha

  • haha, this guy is hilarious!

  • Nacho Libre inspiration♥♥♥

  • With My older Brother Carlooos Hahahaha :)

  • Is it wrong that I laughed at the budweiser joke . . . .

  • what do jew know about that

  • What a load of shit.

  • Can't understand how anyone can assign a positive rating to this awful video.

  • that was pretty funny

  • Interviewer : At what point did you discover that chu wanted to be a comedian ?

    Juan : When I , ju eh ju kno its funny that ju ask that cause when i was like uh a lil boy I was like 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 or something

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  • I always thought Carrot Top was the worst...

  • VERY funny parody. :)

  • Hey Greg! This is probably your funniest accent!

    Will Juan Ortega come back any day?

  • Wow, some people are just so rude, are they not?

  • Total shit. Advertising in your videos = Corporate Sellout. BOLLOX.

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  • L0L

  • reallly this is funny???

  • "He is half Greenlandic, half Haitian and half Antarctican" so he's like three halves a person er sunting?

  • this is SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • blow me

  • IT'S GREG!!!!

  • This is fucking BORING

  • Dude that's just freaking racist

  • Maybe he's so bad because apparently he is 150% of a man.

  • bud wiser lol 

  • wtf

  • is this a joke ???

  • @tobyhawk828 yes jaajajaja

  • Balls!

  • oh I get it. this is funny

  • cha know?

  • 69 people dont understand the joke

  • 69 people dont understand sarcasm

  • grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrr

  • yeah its fake cos the interviewer is from eastbound and down

  • reminds me of jeremy from pure pwnage

  • I wonder where they got the idea for Pedro... fuck that Vote For Juan!

  • Some of these "dumb jokes" are actually kinda funny... It did make bud wiser...

  • lmfaoooo

  • is he like retarded or his he just acting

  • jesus christ how hard is it to be funny all i do is act normal some ppl jus find it easyier to make ppl laugh easy way for me was to sit naked telling jokes always works

  • @ja60102 I don't think they were laughing at your jokes then.

  • Tell me about your background. (turns around)

  • "I'm the only comedian with a blow drier"... Yeah cuz ur retarded

  • he acted on being not funny in the goal being funny, but in the end he wuz still very not funny at all.

  • what do jew know about dat lmao

  • Was this video supposed to be funny because you're interviewing a retard?

  • HAAAAAHAAA!

    I love how he has to explain his joke.

  • This guy doesen't even have punch lines...

  • it is funny to the viewers

  • woo, cool... joh hawkes... ive only seen him in 2 films: identity n perfect storm - n was great in both (even if perfect storm sucked)....

  • Or something...

  • hahahaahahh

  • so stupid , that it is so funny.

  • That's the clerk in Benny's World of Liquor

  • no i don't want to see more...that was horrible...yes i get it, you're playing a dumb mexican guy...hahahahahahahhahaha, i feel sorry for you dude

  • so funny i almost shat myself

  • was watching this then realized your the guy that screwed over the Perry brothers. tool

  • Irony..... You were trying to pretend to be unfunny .... You actually are just unfunny. Maybe you knew that and you create dthe character so that you can hide how unfunny you are behind an unfunny character..

  • i guess it takes juan to know juan

  • XD oh gosh i cracked up at that :)

  • really? cuz i thought it was corny... got it from family guy

  • lol i know :P thats why i laughed

  • Hmm... that intervieuwer plays in Ugly Betty if im not mistaking. Anyways, i think hes funnny :P

  • when he was talking about the pencil at the end i cracked up. probably the only funny part

  • its hilarious just cause hes failing so much.

  • This stuff is very good, you have to be intelligent to get the references

  • @ledsabbath165 no u dont have to be intelligent to find it funny. It has to be your humour to find it funny

  • its funny because you ARE the worlds worst comedian

  • ok the description is a lie cause he is making fun of latios cause his brother carlos and orteg also juan ut idc it still is funny as helll

  • u suck u fuckin cocktees

  • not funny at all i mean what ? :L

  • lol he is still ALOT better than one of my friends

  • realleh nice!

  • the whole thing was funny but i mean i think the bud-wizer joke was funny haha

  • hilarious stuffs you know or somethin

  • the views are OVER 9000!!!!!

    but seriously, the world's worst comedian is not a comedian

  • Yargen where are you!?!

  • lol that was so funny

  • L.M.F.A.O

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    that was awesome :D

    easily made my day

  • LMFAO JUAN OR-R-R--R-R-R-R-R-R-R--R-R-R-t­ega.

  • fucking hilarius

  • hahaha

  • the knock knock joke was pretty funny!

  • Canaxican accent.

  • that was hilarious!!!!

  • haha

  • This reminds me of Andy kauffman.  Looking forward to your next video.

  • Greg, that is the worst bald cap I've ever seen.  It's covered in hair.

  • "if JEW want to"

    lolzz

  • Hey! It's El Shnible from the William Shakespear video!

  • LMFAO

  • MORREE!!!

  • wow, that was bad.

  • The concept had potential BUT Juan just sucks way too much. Put him in a bean field or being deported now THAT'S funny.

    ps. chupa me verga.

  • reminds me of daxflame

  • Hehe

  • Don Juan Ortega y Montañés was a real person

  • is this all improvised?

  • Aaiiiiy.....No misabe.....

  • No!!!

  • LMAOoooo!!!!!! Welcome to McDoNass ma Halp you?

  • it was kinda funny would want to see mroe is he sopost to be meantally hadnicaped or just stupid?

  • Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

  • He is really the worst comedian in the world XD But keep practicing! ROFL

  • dude he's so stupid he's halarious XD MORE!!!

  • MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • dude i saw u in a commercial dude

  • He should be heckled in the next video. That would make it absolutely amazing.

  • rofl or something :P

    and yes, i wanan see more :)

  • more! = ]

  • i wanna see more :)))

  • It was so bad it was good.

  • he was so bad that he's hilarious please make more :-D

  • that was terrible. worst video ever

  • i sau carlos i like gonna be comedian or somethign and he say ok lol <3

  • is the interviewer the guy from deadwood?

  • Yup, John Hawkes.

  • more more more

  • this seems like and Andy Kaufman spin off very funny

  • bud wiser lolz

  • Awesome! Definetly want to see more!!!!

  • i juanta si more

  • this is funny

  • JU are Awesome-O!

  • That is hilarious!!!

  • Hahaha, nice!

  • Yes, more!

  • You look like jon lajoe in the beging

  • Genius!

  • ...I can't decide if i want more or if i don't want more

    nice accent, though

  • More More very funny

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