Vlog 24: Twilight Breaking Dawn.

[7704mmee]

@Shawnaisweird

That's the best line ever!

[qwerty11x11]

I have dreams to persue, dreams of becoming David

[NMSq8]

POTTERHEAD!!!!

[Simistar3179]

POTTER ALL THE WAY

[luvs2rock125]

'Well here's a piece of dookie go ahead and smell it a little closer you'll like it more. yea YEA'

Had me rollin.

[tonyryuz]

twilight...breaking balls, shit, crap, and even donkey doo doo

[bgirlzproductions]

sorryy david i had to dislike this becuz i actually like twilight

[MyloRoss]

This just made my day. I laughed so hard that i started to cry. No guy should ever have to be forced to watch that horrible, horrible, movie.

[another2centsworth]

Um sorry... Wha wuz dat? LOL!

[Shaunapeedy]

lol, I have to admit I like Twilight but I'm not some crazy fangirl. The books are WAY better though...just saying.

[julian49547]

OMG you hella fucking made my fucking day. tan rice farmer. gay disco ball. i think my lungs exploded from laughing so hard

[alleycatz456]

i LOVE his impression of a girl

[13ninjadave]

OH PS CONGRATS TO YOUR FRIEND SAM!!!!! :D :D

[13ninjadave]

ROFLMAO im with you on that. i watched the first two annnnnnnnd i fell asleep...next to my girlfriend at the time.....i did like the books more BUUUUUUUUUUUUT THEY SUCKED BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLZACK

[Deadrocks]

Wouldn't most girls think you were creepy if you watched them sleep at night?

[lilafreedome]

well heres the peice of duke go ahead and smell it closer yeah , (david) ge face llol hahahahat tht sh** out of my

[lilafreedome]

omg wat the he** haha lol

[mistresskittyx0x0x0]

yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay! I hate Twilight.

[CyberWolfNar]

XD damn those disco balls

[mautbt]

before they made the movies I could bear reading it so I knew how the Breaking Dawn thing had that sex scene shit going down. I don't need to see Kristin Stewart getting fucked, nor a glittery vampire naked and my friend said "it's okay, you only see him breaking the bed" and I'm like "that's one bed too fucking damn many"

[pycbwy]

my exboyfriend once forced me to go watch twilight with him even though he knew how much i hated it and the reasonbeing for that? he thought it would get us more closer and intimate by watching a regular girl's #1 chic flick movie instead of an action/thriller. i broke up with him. LOL. gay discoball right thurrrrr ps LOVE YOUR VIDS xx

[sammyliu503]

YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY... I haven't laughed this hard in a YEAR!

[curleekat1234]

You are hilarious! I rewatch your videos from time to time for a good laugh and to hear your opinions :p and that was so sweet at the end about your friend!

[dithoricki]

I was forced by a friend to watch twilight. I hadn't watched it because it didn't appeal to me and after seeing all three in a ROW, I must say I like it even less <.< I have to say the part where he stands in the sun and shines like a disco ball and then say's he's an evil monster... that cracked me up.

[aalyssaoun]

ooo i just burped AHA

[usxuk4evr]

hahaha gay disco ball xDD

[Melodymist]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS MAKING VIDEO! XD (lol, gay disco ball indeed. I don't understand WHY anyone would wanna hook up with a sparkly straight-faced vampire. :I )

[redtag13]

OHMYGOD YOU TALK FAST

[ninjavideohs]

when i saw this video i saw 3 breaking dawn comments in a row

[ShortStack33100]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah gay disco ball thts my favorite part i like the part where he says well heres a piece of dookie smell it a little closer you will like it more yea lol!!!!

[bu2fulFantasy]

"gay disco ball" cracked me up! I actually like the books but I freakin hate the movies ^^

[pinknlilly]

Boring movie I agree

[pinknlilly]

Lol

[NaruAMV1]

-Continued-

Flames, but so what? I give her props for being original. Every other vampire movie I see is exactly the same in that area. (No complaints, I still generally love vampire movies. But it's true)

[Angelyukiri]

@NaruAMV1 It's an original kind of story but she didn't present it well enough to like :/ and TBH not to be rude or anything, but the sparkling just makes em look gay no one would think about diamonds in their skin. What most people would think first at the sparkling is "Gay disco ball."

[sillyhermy]

@NaruAMV1 i agree with you, on the series being different. Well i personally don't like the series. Made that decision after reading all 4 books. but what did keep me reading was how different it was(& in my opinion, hoping it get better). It was creative, though funny in way that it shouldn't be. Particularly the sparkle part. Anyway i don't like twilight but i like her other book, The Host. She's not bad at coming up with original ideas or messing around with original ideas.

[NaruAMV1]

Sparkling:

They sparkle because Stephanie Myer's idea of vampires came from a dream she had. There's some kind of cells in their skin that are closely related to the particles in diamonds, or something to that extent. Their skin is practically made of diamond, in other words. And what do diamonds have? Different faces. Those faces catch sunlight, and reflect it. Giving it that "sparkling" effect.

Sparkling may be a little lame, but that's the reason for it.

And sure, they may not burst into

[HotspotGirl789]

Twilight - A story about a girl's choice between beastiality and necrophilia.

[clarkkent163000]

Subscribed.

[Anjellyca13]

Heartfelt. That was beautiful.

[coldheartprince]

Great way of putting my views out. Appreciate this video, and it definitely made me laugh. ^^

[SupergirlAndBatgirl2]

I love you!

[knightdreamer1]

you should watch my breaking dawn video review.....don't be a hater fool!!! LOL you are funny!

[bthao234]

the dookie part killed me lol XD

[XxLittleflowerxX]

There are fangirls so obsessed with Twilight that they suck on their own blood and attempt to become vampires.

NO JOKES. Twilight messes you over. xD

[NextGeneration789]

Twilight Breaking balls lol

[mshidolce]

omg "what the hell" in the beginning cracked me up all the way

[ForeverBeliever101]

Haha omg . . so funny !! sparkling disco ball . David i hate twilight too . read all the books and had to watch the movies . . . .never again . .

[Shawnaisweird]

"You want me to stop a car with my bare hands!? Beotch you'd better crouching tiger, hidden dragon the fuck out the way 'cause I ain't doing shit!"

XD Oh my God, I can't breathe!!!!

[harrypottermadness]

AMEN.

[purecheesecake]

XD my stomach hurts from laughing so much

[asianallday1023]

turn me into a vampire NO turn me into a vampire NO turn me into a vampire i'm sorry what was that? turn me into a NO

[ihatesjoo]

Yo!!!! UR THE BEST!!!!!!

[SmileyKinzz]

I kinda agree xDD

But yet I still like the series and watch the movies. I really don't know who e3e

[SmileyKinzz]

@SmileyKinzz why not who ;A;

[destiniediva22]

you stupid dum guy delete your account everyone hates you

[Kevster129]

Biotch you betta crouchin' tiger hidden dragon the fuck out the way cuz I ain't doin' shiiitt!

[Numbskull48]

I haven't watched Twilight nor do I know who the characters is! Only knew who Edward is: A gay shit vampire who can't be compared to Alucard. (Sorry! Can't help it! Oh and I'm not a fan girl of Alucard either)

[Undeadnightmar3]

@Numbskull48  Alucard is a fucking beast

[CyberWolfNar]

@Numbskull48 i agree which alucard?

[nick1couture]

...turn on the close captions and just laugh

[B2utymblaq56]

This made me laugh sooo hard!!!! I fucking love u David!!!

[MrAsianKrew]

That awkward moment when twilight breaking dawn is being advertised on the video

[MrMtmassey]

more like breaking cervix

[asianjonkim1991]

U watch twilight sucks w lol that was the best because they die!!!! Made my day to c edward die XD

[salbayne]

XD gay disco ball XD

[temari9881]

XD gay disco ball

[thdpeet]

gay disco ball xD

[alina414]

HAHA, ur right that movie is really really dull, but for some reason I cannot help but watch it...

[reglus03]

lol gay disco ball...

[BakeMeACakeXD]

I am not saying you are fat, but when you said a personnel trainer, and visualizing being skinny i thought out the hole being 'fat' thing; The bad thing is, if you tip over you can never get back up. The up side is, if you fall on your enemy they will get crushed, and you will be on them crushing the for god who knows how long. :)

[smileandnodd]

Man he should totally rip on Naruto"Vlog 24: Naruto Breaking Dawn"

[feelingawesome96]

Man F***K Twilight !!!!

LOL



[NappyBunny416]

My ex boyfriend reads Twilight. That should have been my first clue... >_<

[TheThissalantine]

ROFL his imitation of a woman is more like Ronald Reagan LMAO

[MrREALMADRIDFAN10]

funniest u tube video ive ever seen



[meteorgardenrocks]

I tan like a rice farm...LMAO

[ChiefWiggum0]

Holy fuck! This guys is hilarious!

[ninagoesrawr]

I luv david so comedy! and im only ten me and my Isabelle, catherine, and hermione

watch all the time!

[CyberWolfNar]

I DID IT AND IT SUCK, there not vampires there pixe with fangs

[lilsweetie9]

lol i'm a girl and i agree with this 1000000000% !!

[zetsuboushita1000]

heyyy!! no hatin on da gay disco ball ey , lolz xD

[norlynrocks]

yesss, i couldn't say it better myselfff :D "gay disco ball" ROFL!

[DeidaraLuver4]

XD I love Twilight and I think this is hilarious.

[nerdawesomenessable]

hahahahahah "they turn in gay dico ball ( he is laughing)" XDD omg i just craced lughing on the floor ahahahhahahah

[yokalebsvlogin]

HAHAHA SMELL THIS DUKEY ULL LIKE IT MORE>......YEA>>>>yea>>>>>>:D

[peng17]

Hey we're gonna all get together, dress up like Edward from twilight, go out and steal every copy of twilight in America and have a big-ass bonfire! You in? Lol! Jk! Although it's not a bad idea

[puppytherese]

XD i love you, u made my day HA

[aalyssaoun]

LOL u made me fall of my chair laughing

[Kcaven1]

i set my lil sister dame twilight books and other twilight shit a fleme that's how much it suck's x)

[animefamily]

@Kcaven1 Fuck's up with your english?

[Kcaven1]

@animefamily um i cant spell 2 good but i did finsh high school

[nichkhunlover1]

exactly how i feel. thank god u explained it all. lol

[HokKonishiGirl]

I've watched most of your vlogs and you have GOT to be hella smart! You make so much sense but have an amazing sense of humor at the same time!

[Eruaphadriel]

I read the damn book...it had good voice but then I realized that its plot was so...so...terrible...

[bflygreen14]

YOU ROCK!



[InconnuMiss]

lmfaoooooo!!!! bahahaha

[oOsparklysparklesOo]

hehehehe lmao "uhlemmegetthisstrait" with funny face XD

[oOsparklysparklesOo]

lol i love twilight but man u make me laugh soo hard dude rofl

[BebopiaPrincess]

lmao

[imabanana103]

I was supposed to do my homework 20 vlogs ago o.O

[AznThy99]

i HATE twilight with a passion!!!



[BenjiPistone]

Funniest vlog so far. You the man, Dave.....

[TrickyTails12]

Team Edward?

Team Jacob?

NO BITCH! Team buffy 

[WarriorWasser]

fuck twilight indeed. and you rock.

[EsteeSo]

LMAOOO vampires under the sun turns into gay disco balls

[Beautifulday2bAlive]

Awesome! that how i felt after watching the movies and I'm a GIRL.

[lovefromshivi1]

you don t need to put your gender before every comment

[memtombi]

I just started watching your vids and they are super funny :) And I like them even more now as I really really dislike Twilight, I want that 4+ hours of my life back (part I & II - yech!) great vids, keep them coming...

[ssgokuliu]

i read the first one and tis shit was like my biggest regret of my life dam ex hoes

[TetsumeSukai1]

Uh.. Okay, why isn't this dude doing stand-up? Somebody send a petition to Comedy Central. This dude's too fuckin funny.

[theviolinistable]

126 people are in love with twilight

[racelyy]

that awkward moment when you notice you cant deport Puertoricans......

[TheHopeFinder]

Ahh refreshing

[iamyourimagination]

turn me into a vampire,....no XDDDD LMFAO!!!!!

[lovedasuckers24]

HAHA, I TAN LIKE A RICE FARMER! HAHAHAHA :D

[lovedasuckers24]

lol david, i LOVE ur facial expressions :D

keep on rocking :D

[TheMariahemo]

lol XD this dude understands me XD

[Beverlygurl13]

Twilight honestly does suck ass ahaa

[syfqh93]

LOL your videos are hilarious. Let me tell you one thing though. The movie does suck balls. Watched the first one. Gave up halfway and slept all through it. I read the book though and somehow Edward just isn't the same in the movie as he is in the book.

[XxCeMLIAxX]

Your videos never get old xD I love your summaries, they're accurate LOL

[MizKiwii]

funny video but i don't agree with it. you're basically saying it's bad because it sucks, that doesn't tell me anything

[pandalover326]

i laughed so hard at the end!! i clicked the reply button like 1000000000000000 times to re-watch that xD

[trisya2211]

Gay disco ball <3

[BakeMeACakeXD]

Like if you put this video as 'Favorite' XDDDDD

[DanielleLeeDuke]

seriously thought i was the only person who said 'sucks donkey balls'

[92o9o7]

yet, i laughed throughout the vid~ 고마워요 대빋씨

[92o9o7]

LOL I finished all four books in a little less than four days haha

[jadefullz]

gay disco ball is redundant. my old roommate made me watch twilight 1 and 2, & we don't kick it anymore, coincidence?

[Animefrkable]

Girl: What can you be like Edward?!

Boy: Bitch!, Because I'm not a Vampire!

[ayang005]

AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[Jetuzamaki27]

who can read the whole shit man

[fjhvjc]

i hate it to

[AnimeRuleGirl24]

omg PR accent turned asian XD . it's okay. my friend tries to sound Spanish and Iatlain and all he comes out is asian (cuz he is) XD

[vampireofthenight98]

I think twilight ok, but I. Read the books and bella is just a bit less retarded

[RinakaAiko]

i kinda puke the moment a fangirl mention something about Jacob or Edward o___e

they are not i repeat NOT perfect men, they were made to visualise that way only because they are fictional and also it's hard find these types of guys. also in truth, people are just desperate for romance, when they feel lonely.. guess the first thing they go do. yes Fictional so caleld Perfect characters. unless they love food and gaming in which case that's me :D

[RinakaAiko]

@RinakaAiko go to.** called** Orz stupid keyboard

[ChuushiteAgeru]

Haha, the jump between the twilight stuff and the shout out!

[KICKyourASS69]

125 twilight fans



[risyed1]

just watch alex reads twilight on youtube, it's easier that way :)

[WizOfAwesomeness]

What is with Davids computer turning on and off?

[WizOfAwesomeness]

I am a girl and i agree with u Twilight WTF is that some stupid crap?

[157GOLIATH]

Well if you have work here it is prolly OK not to go to your long time friends wedding

[underageninomiya]

lol,@DavidSoComedy

same here, i dont like twilight

i watch twilight once with my friends(because she forced me to do it)

i just cant bare watching edward that so called handsome

*justmythought*

[LysanneHD]

Anyone know the first background song?

[Antischool89]

Rice farmer > Vampires...nuff said man

[xSullenTears]

I laughed so hard! Made my day! :D

[earth43toph]

the book really isn't better than the movie. i'll be honest. its basically just bella being horny....all four books. except she finally got what she wanted in the last one. and still is horny. 

[hidenseeker424]

No, the second one was better because Edward's only in half of it... ;-)

[FigglyTumtum]

so instead of bursting into flames, ur tellin me that they turn into gay disco balls??

LOLLLL highlight of my day

keep it up david! we luv ya bro ;)

[SoleilsMusic]

The book IS HORRIBLE! THAT WOMAN HAS NO WRITING SKILL! "it felt like there was something big in her throat" seriously? She writes like a middle schooler.

[xosaranghaeKpop]

I'm a girl, and there is SO much that's wrong with these series. It doesn't even stop at the sparkling vampires, it doesn't even send a good message, just portrays an unrealistic view of true love and an unhealthy relationship. I wanted to stab myself during Breaking Dawn. I've read the books, and my only conclusion is that you'd have to be a really naive person to like the Twilight Saga.

[methysethy]

@xosaranghaeKpop You seem like you have a brain, unlike most people, HIFIVE!

[unsungwings]

Deport to Puerto Rico? WE ARE A PART OF THE USA. Have been since 1898. Lmao.

[Ezephiel]

I don't know a single girl who honestly likes Twilight, how did you even find one your age?

[ncielitos]

I never realized there was a mirror behind him...

[alextorian82]

hahahahah lmfao! Dude, you da man! Piece of shit!

[BestDays3510]

the last part pretty much summed up the movie. hilarious!!

[sdlim8]

122 peeps shines like gay discoballs

LMFAO... awesome biatch! keep em coming!

[MrJulioavila004]

Tell me about it now people say I look like Jacob me what the fuck I do not -_-

[Buckertoe]

People, you have to stop acting like little brats. Stop bashing on something you don't like, just ignore it and hope to god/air(for atheists and so on) that it goes away. I can probably remember EVERY single detail from Twilight just because people on the internet keeps repeating it. Anyway, funny vid :3

[midgetwars1]

@Buckertoe Thing is, it was stuffed in David's face, can't ignore that.

[Buckertoe]

@midgetwars1 Doubt someone literally stuffed the movie in his face.

[grungifiedtwo]

Looooool. The book is worse than the movie homie.

You definitely didn't waste your time.

[shabido1]

WTF?! He must have been a Asian Rican American.

[Smokemalboro]

theres a new underworld movies yersh

[salbayne]

love the first 6 seconds looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[AlexeniaIsabel]

I'm puerto rican and quick question why does your puerto rican trainer have an Asian accent lol

Love you David :)

[MissAlisonNiki]

The first 5 seconds just kills me XD