This makes me want to be a better person. Now I'm going to Romania to choose an orphan to adopt. Hopefully a 18 year old girl who knows how to please. She can douche with coconut juice.
Thats because nigs and and mexicans reproduce quite a bit faster than the white devil. So from a business model, considering supply and demand, blacks would be cheaper and more readily available because there are more of them with no buyers. The exact opposite happens when a product is desired by the society.
holy shit, this is just great, he sounds totally like dave lettermen, thats great entertainment, if you don't get it, welcome to the new age of entertainment
With an African American placement, it is a lot faster than normal...
westernNYnativ 2 weeks ago
its 1.30 in the afternoon. 'well ya know' HA
joemufc2 3 weeks ago
You Know Mr Letterman, thanks for wasting my time.
fastedu1 2 months ago
You Know who this is?
fastedu1 2 months ago
This makes me want to be a better person. Now I'm going to Romania to choose an orphan to adopt. Hopefully a 18 year old girl who knows how to please. She can douche with coconut juice.
matrix9814 4 months ago 2
Yea I work with this guy. literally sits 2 feet in front of me
shamefulbeats 7 months ago
do you douche with coconut juice?
tdubb3 8 months ago 6
Can I put a watermelon thru a juicer.... XD....
ShutUpH00ker 8 months ago
lmao man that is funny
bravebelt67 8 months ago
OMFG while my guitar gently weeps anthology version at the end!!!
Icanhasoboe 8 months ago 2
Hahaha can I put a watermelon through a juicer
TheKevinChannel1 9 months ago
Thanks for posting this, but next time, turn off your goddamn g-chat.
TheLunarWarrior 10 months ago
Wow his impression is uncanny. Like seriously one of the best impressions anyone has ever done.
hornplayerchris 11 months ago
This is freaking hilarious, but the racists on here need to go back to the holes they came from.
jakemk21 1 year ago
the sinbad thing cracked me up
ryancouture 1 year ago
brilliant
TheStallion3 1 year ago
Do you douche with coconut juice! LOL
bradleyJ09 1 year ago
Do they come with a cage... AH HAHAHAHAH
alphazap 1 year ago 9
Well Ya Know!!!hahahahahahha
GaGtHeWhOrE2010 1 year ago
LMAO
cinnamondouche 1 year ago
hahah ive had a few drinks um well its 1 in the afternoon. well ya know
MrDeery27 1 year ago 4
LOL...
dougcl79PUREHARDROCK 1 year ago
I love Simbad. Can I get one that looks like him?
LOL!
TheKnightWolf 1 year ago
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this is racist not funny
martyboyish 1 year ago
I prefer a light-skinned black...lol
SatanPanda 1 year ago 2
This sounds REAL!
Absolutely incredible!
janhammerrules 1 year ago
coupons, ROFL
SNESosT 1 year ago
The time for adopting a black child is much faster.....
I fucking hate people.
DrPoon 1 year ago
@DrPoon
Thats because nigs and and mexicans reproduce quite a bit faster than the white devil. So from a business model, considering supply and demand, blacks would be cheaper and more readily available because there are more of them with no buyers. The exact opposite happens when a product is desired by the society.
REBELMEDIAVIDEOS 1 year ago
@DrPoon Me too, they're all hypocritical and fucked!
Now they treat gays and blacks like there the fucking Messiah.
liberalsaregaywhads 1 year ago 2
Funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh!
ManRealThe 1 year ago
LMAO!
kfag101 1 year ago
You racist.
sharkeye80 1 year ago 3
He does a good Letterman. That was funny!
NewDirection4us 1 year ago
leave it to howard to find these people for his wack pack, love this, dave says, ya i had a couple of drinks,
vanhalen515084 1 year ago
Brilliant!
deweytrux 1 year ago
separate dining facilities
notbendable 1 year ago
do they come with a cage?
snickerdoodleton 1 year ago
OMFG that was epic
clutchcrippler 1 year ago
do they cum with a cage omg i pissin my self as i speak lol
baddyr 1 year ago
are light skin blacks less rambunctious? do they out give coupons for grape juice and spare ribs
ihatelazypeople 1 year ago
holy shit, this is just great, he sounds totally like dave lettermen, thats great entertainment, if you don't get it, welcome to the new age of entertainment
vanhalen515084 1 year ago
lol..........i wonder what hateman would think of this
tigerwoodsondxm 1 year ago
should have removed the gay faggot bitch music mothercunt.
IamJacksColon4 1 year ago
"With an African American... it is a lot quicker than normal." Ummmm... "normal"?
jm01031976 1 year ago
Damn, what a great impersonation. Sounds exactly like Letterman.
Silverbullet804 1 year ago 2
Oh man ... this is REALLY funny.
Can I put a watermelon in a juicer?
themasterbakerrr 1 year ago
@themasterbakerrr
lol
rubberguard83 1 year ago
PRICELESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
ROCKSTEADYCREW01 1 year ago
They saved the best for last: "Do you douche with coconut juice?"
GD29 1 year ago
They said he wont do the show because they mistreated him or something to that extent
ohgodthehorror 1 year ago
"I dont want my girlfriend to get raped....." LOL!!!!!
SPEEDPAINTER1 1 year ago 2
@SPEEDPAINTER1
rofl
rubberguard83 1 year ago
Do they come with a cage! LOL!
psymon2005 1 year ago 5
"we want to adopt a black child..."
"oo! really!"
"yeah"
"well, i specialize in that"
WTF?!?!?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA
msamyvogt 1 year ago 2
"I've had a few drinks, I'm sorry."
"You had a few drinks? It's only 1:30 in the afternoon!"
"Well, you know..."
Mabtheist 1 year ago 6
Are they rowdy?
Maloner78 1 year ago 2
Do you douche with coconut juice?
mummyjohn 1 year ago
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!
TheROCKandOrROLL 1 year ago
Haha sounds like he's about to adopt a pet
Gyro911 1 year ago
LOL!!! grapejuice and spareribs.....
respjames 1 year ago 2
I kept thinking I was getting google messages while watching this video
trouserpants1 1 year ago 2
lol do they come with a cage? XD
hattrickster33 2 years ago
I want one that looks like SINBAD hahahahahahah fucking crying
Ehncyclomedia 2 years ago
Evil Dave is fukin hilarious...I dont care what anyone says...Im pissed they didnt have him on the show when Dave had the sex scandal..lol
pkleo73 2 years ago 56
@pkleo73 evil daves wife wont let him on anymore.
mwadk4life 1 year ago
@pkleo73
His wife won't let him go anywhere near the show anymore :(
andykidd99 11 months ago
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This is stupid
skinny12331 2 years ago
It's hilarious u dumb coon.
bishop102 2 years ago 2
@bishop102 You have to pick your spots, some things you don't joke about, you runt.
skinny12331 2 years ago
I prefer a white skinned black, are they less rambunctious?
Coupons for grape juice & spare ribs?
Can you put a watermelon thru a juicer?
*****LOL*****
ShutUpH00ker 2 years ago
Ello?!
66hourenergy 2 years ago
2:24 - Do they come with a cage?
Jajajajajaja! Can't stop!
Dahrmar 2 years ago
LMAO
deviljin09 2 years ago 26