Hey you know that Noahs Ark actually did exist. They found it in Russia during the 1980s but the communist government destroyed it because it did not fit their ideology. There are still traces of it though in Mt. Ararat including the anchors.
@realoverfake oh god! Really so how big was it? was it big enough to carry over 3 million pairs of animals inclouding all the parasites insects saltwather fish and freshwater fish (sence none of them could have survived in the flood enviroment) And modified enough to accombinate all the extremophiles? But I guess you're right (I'm taking your word that there really is a boat, even if i'm not sure) Because there couldn't possibly be any other old boat in russia!
@realoverfake Nah I want you to explain in your words how noah accombinated all of the extremophiles and got rid of all the poo with 8 people and no electricity! And how can you ID Noah's ark by the footage of the remaining anchor or whatever. And considering that Russia is now mostly christian, don't you think if they had proof everyone would know.
Watching your videos makes me eager for the day of judgement to come and slap you in the face with all your ignorant claims of the rightful religion, Islam.
Overall an interesting video but it is sorely lacking in one fundamental concept - it assumes that if there is a god, that he (yes, he) is somehow affiliated with one (or more) of the religions to be found right here on Earth. Which is all fine and dandy if you want to demonstrate how idiotic the follower of such a religion is, but it doesn't say a thing against a hypothetical deist god who played no role in the myths of savage homo sapiens which have been propagated ad nauseum in human history.
(If thou couldst see, when the wrong-doers reach the pangs of death and the angels stretch their hands out saying: Deliver up your souls. This day ye are awarded doom of degradation for that ye spake concerning Allah other than the truth, and scorned His portents. (93)
49) Look, therefore, at the prints of Allah's mercy (in creation): how He quickeneth the earth after her death. Lo! He verily is the Quickener of the Dead, and He is Able to do all things. (50)
(34) Or were they created out of naught? Or are they the creators? (35) Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Nay, but they are sure of nothing! (36)
god says in quran (7) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! the death from which ye shrink will surely meet you, and afterward ye will be returned unto the Knower of the Invisible and the Visible, and He will tell you what ye used to do. (8)
(50) Then lo! ye, the erring, the deniers, (51) Ye verily will eat of a tree called Zaqqum (52) And will fill your bellies therewith; (53) And thereon ye will drink of boiling water, (54) Drinking even as the camel drinketh. (55) This will be their welcome on the Day of Judgment. (56) We created you. Will ye then admit the truth? (57)
46) And they used to say: When we are dead and have become dust and bones, shall we then, forsooth, be raised again, (47) And also our forefathers? (48) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! those of old and those of later time (49) Will all be brought together to the tryst of an appointed day. (50)
god says in quran (11) Couldst thou but see when the guilty hang their heads before their Lord, (and say): Our Lord! We have now seen and heard, so send us back; we will do right, now we are sure. (12)
(9) And they say: When we are lost in the earth, how can we then be re-created? Nay but they are disbelievers in the meeting with their Lord. (10) Say: The angel of death, who hath charge concerning you, will gather you, and afterward unto your Lord ye will be returned. (11)
god says in quran (6) Who made all things good which He created, and He began the creation of man from clay; (7) Then He made his seed from a draught of despised fluid; (8) Then He fashioned him and breathed into him of His Spirit; and appointed for you hearing and sight and hearts. Small thanks give ye! (9)
(26) He it is Who produceth creation, then reproduceth it, and it is easier for Him. His is the Sublime Similitude in the heavens and the earth. He is the Mighty, the Wise. (27) Surah Al-Room
(18) Hast thou not seen that Allah hath created the heavens and the earth with truth? If He will, He can remove you and bring (in) some new creation; (19) surah Ibrahim
(18) Hast thou not seen that Allah hath created the heavens and the earth with truth? If He will, He can remove you and bring (in) some new creation; (19) surah Ibrahim
@MrRazorz It's more like this. angels, like us, were made in perfection. They, like us, had a choice. Lucifer was made PERFECT. but then pride entered his heart. Satan only exists because the trials and pain we go through is only a test of our faith. faith is trust in God. without faith, how can one be able to see past their hurt? that"s why satan wants us to doubt! he's not really a scapegoat if he caused all the hurt now is he...
umm..did you all forget that there is a devil who hates all of us and wants to make our lives miserable? why don't i ever see nonbelievers blaming the devil? it seems pretty one sided and unfair to me...
@koechiaki777 Yes, but God originally created the devil too (and apparently made a piss-poor job of it, which is odd for an omnipotent being). And if the devil's responsible for all this, why is God letting him get away with it?
Though I suspect the main reason you won't see non-believers blaming the devil is because we recognize him for the imaginary scapegoat he is.
maybe earth is a other wolds hell? If you are nice, you can get out of here. If you are bad, you have to stay for one more turn. Maybe thats why some people feel like they lived here before.
Sueside is like a prisonbreak, and its strait back. And howe long you live is the time of the punishment. Thats maybe good people die first.
Isn't it peculiar that god has human characteristics, jealousy, revenge/vengeance, envy, self love with requirements that no one believe in other gods.
@TheEnglandWC *slow clap* So what you're saying is that God is insecure and childish. Why does he need us to praise him so badly if he is omnipotent? Doesn't he already know he's great? Or does he need that much reassurance? You're telling me he gives mankind a brain and free will so long as he doesn't choose anything, but the choices God has already chosen for them? He sounds like an asshole.
At least the jews got the gods humor, but then again... Christian morons took it seriously and the jews cant complain, now they are like "Ofc it wasnt a joke, we really are gods chosen ppl. Now, sent us more money." xD
Somewhere the bible says: "God is in every stone and every tree" I think there is a spirit that infiltrates the whole universe including ants and men and virus' and cruel and kind human beings and everything. It is life itself that fights and loves and does everything to exist and do its very best, and you are a part of it, wheter you like it or not.
(I think, you do your very best, too ;-)
I think, that you have to think big to understand God, yet, you can't, because your mind is limited.
It's because you don't see life as evolving with purpose. If animals never died or ate each other would fill the land eat up all plants and starve. God had a plan for life to build and guide it to human life.
@JosefRaddy No, but he can arrange for them to never have an opportunity to do bad things. And who says he has to give us free will, anyway? Besides, the entire concept of free will is untestable — there's no evidence that we have free will to begin with. There are even passages in the Bible that suggest God plans out every moment of our lives. And what's all this I hear about "God's plan"? How does that jibe with free will, exactly?
And yeah...god is the meaning of Boredom...only the most bored thing will form such a evil world.
Humans are just the most evil creation the world has formed...
Lets hope it will all end someday,because it's really just getting tired and a bit OVERDONE...yes,everything suffers...and suffers and suffers,and those who eat everybody ells are happy,until they also suffer.
On the topic of the human anatomy, you forgot to mention the appendix, which is a really good example of a useless, vestigial organ, that by the way when looked into only proves evolution even more.
Ok lets say there is a God, what would be the purpose of animals eating each other... lets see. Natural cycle of life? All animals contribute to the planet to keep it running efficiently, only people are outside of this natural cycle. Why are they outside of it. Extraterrestrial life form springs to mind. Also why should a God be all powerful maybe it could only do so certain things or there was more than one or none at all. There could be species we aren't even aware of creating life forms.
@MatrixParadise That's because the universe is a very interesting place and we may not know even a fraction of a percent about what goes on in it. We work by laws and methods that make sense to us but what if our way of working things out are very limited?
I absolutely love your videoes. I notice that the believers always seem to attack you personally and not your arguement. I could'nt agree with you more!
GOD IS FUNNY THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED MALES TO MAKE LIFE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT , GOD MADE SEXY LADIES IN HER IMAGE FIRST AND JUST KNEW THE SEXY LADIES WILL WIN AT EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE SO SHE MADE THAT PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE ,
There are alot of Creationist who believe God intented all his animals to be plant eaters but then either after the fall or after the flood they started eating one another. It's crazy.
DEAR LADY.. IT SEEMS YOU HAVE MANY GOOD IDEAS.. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU DIE, INSTEAD OF TALKING THAT MUCH.. AS ALLAH SAYS : YOUR RELIGION IS YOURS, MY RELIGION IS MINE.. :) THERE IS NO PUSHING IN ISLAM. WHY YOU ARE SO RUSH.. : ) GOKHAN/ISTANBUL
@gugukcan - Mark Twain once said: "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." And I will sure prefer the company of ZOMGitsCriss in hell to that of bigoted people like you that I would encounter in heaven.
@karlmall dear karlmall.. I am saying your religion is yours and my religion is mine.. you are free what you do or about your decisions.. this is what I say.. but you call me "bigoted".. only I am saying that Allah tells to muslims that leave that un-believer people to HIM. According to my religion your issue is between you and Allah. I do not know even I will go to heaven or hell.. how can I make such a comment for you ? islam forbidden me to make such comments for other people.
True, just because God created everything doesn't mean He brought sin into the world. Satam sold and owns the world (for a non eternal time) so if there is one to blame blame him. Always blaming others or God for our own mistakes is not taking full responsibility. If I make a mistake I apologize, feel sorry and try to do better next time. We humans messed God's beautiful creation up. We need to apologize and make it up. WHy always blame the good? Why not the bad?Blame human and satam not God.
Just because God created the Genesis of all things doesn't mean, evolution and natural selection didn't create nerves for animals or the flu. This isn't about Gods sick of humor, but about nature evolutionizing and moving on. Typical way of thinking for a closed minded , neo atheist to think. " All believers denounce science and believe..EVERYTHING the bible says. We all start wars, Hate gays, and are completely closed off to the rest . I say this because this is what alot of u tubers sy
It's really too bad you are wasting your life by pretending to believe in fairy tales, and imagining a magic land that exists after you die, and that you will definitely go there.
@TheEnglandWC i thought god loved everybody, be them muslim, or atheist, or budhist, and whatnot?
and seriously we dont have all the answers, no atheist has ever claimed that, because its impossible to know everything, we are simply striving to know how the universe came into being.
we just dont see the logic in joining any religion, because of all the wrong thats come out of it. i mean seriously whos ever declared war on any country in the name of atheism, and science XD
@JaW97531 Speaking as an agnostic-- rock on! I highly commend you for your flexibility in seeing the merit on both sides. *sigh* I wish more of the theists I encountered took this attitude...
@JaW97531 "I am very religious, but I really like these videos cause she's being completely logical here"
I find it ironic that someone who claims to be very religious likes satire against religion telling about how nonsensical the fictional character God is, when the reason for liking it is that the author is being 'logical'. If you're such a fan of logical thinking, how can you believe in ancient fairy tales?
@Kidofrodo well I am what I am.. its better than being a little bitch about someone questioning my religion haha I really don't blame atheists for hating those people the shove Christianity down other people's throats.. frankly I don't like them either.
Okay I'm not say she's RIGHT I'm saying she's rINTELLIGENT. I mean I believe in God so I disagree with her but that doesn't mean I"m going to watch her video and be a little bitch about it- you know why? Cause that's immature and it's people like that that make the world so fucked up and ignorant. It's annoying people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell. "God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts"
"people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell."
I am not a christian. I have no religion But I have a FIRM belief in a god.
She, me, and even you, have the right to make a video, and respond to any video about anything that they like. It's called freedom of expression, that does not make the world a fucked up place in any way.
Don't fall into the trap of thinking without a religion you cant have god.
i'm not trying to create an argument, but if you get the chance, read about the creation in Genesis. if you do, and have an comments or questions, message me. (:
God never made any of these creatures or people so that they would "eat each other". during the creation, all the animals lived together in harmony. man was not afraid of them, they were not afraid of each other.
but when the enemy came, and brought sin into the world through temptation, that harmony God created,(that man destroyed) was gone. and "solar powered" really? God wanted us to have a free will. He didn't want drones. He wanted living, beating hearts.
@Bsnyddd oh, so i take it you asked him, then? thank god (how ironic) that we have you to relay his messages to us... just like the millions of other people who will say something that may be either slightly different or completely contradictory. you guys should probably talk to each other, because either one of you is full of shit, or god really is a funny guy and enjoys telling you all different stuff to make you look stupid.
@Bsnyddd so...sin screwed up everything. Which means either god is not benevolent, cuz he wants to see us suffer from sin, even though he's omnipotent enough to make sin disappear; or god is not omnipotent, because sin is above god's powers to control
@staircasewrestle First of all... ANYTHING can negatively affect ANYONE ANYTIME even if it's typically a positive thing. There is nothing wrong with "a hard pursuit of the body". The fact that you are going from atheism to crime and violence is laughable! Are you telling me that there were no good and just people before man invented religion? No one is "selling" anything here. It is the theists who are pushing a product.
"1. Blessed is He in Whose Hand is the dominion, and He is Able to do all things.
2. Who has created death and life, that He may test you which of you is best in deed. And He is the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving;
3. Who has created the seven heavens one above another, you can see no fault in the creations of the Most Beneficent. Then look again: "Can you see any rifts?"
4. Then look again and yet again, your sight will return to you in a state of humiliation and worn out."
@TheEnglandWC 171: For Allah is (the only) One Ilah (God), Glory be to Him (Far Exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Disposer of affairs.
172. The Messiah will never be proud to reject to be a slave to Allah, nor the angels who are near (to Allah). And whosoever rejects His worship and is proud, then He will gather them all together unto Himself."
@TheEnglandWC 171 ". O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Do not exceed the limits in your religion, nor say of Allah aught but the truth. The Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), was (no more than) a Messenger of Allah and His Word, ("Be!" - and he was) which He bestowed on Maryam (Mary) and a spirit (Ruh) created by Him; so believe in Allah and His Messengers. Say not: "Three (trinity)!" Cease! (it is) better for you."
hello christina, before you end up unapproachable like hithcens may you allow me to drop my email (acidchips@gmail.com), and hope that i can permit another channel of dissection within another country, then prompt you with a a comendation of performance on QandA,... Ill just say your extreem beauty makes it much more accessable and inviting... and Australia begs for more..
come clean babushka this is really about religous ppl making you feel bad about doing nasty things isnt it? so much hate lol dont worry you can still f^%k, abort babies and smoke all the weed you want nobody is stoppin you
lol how old is she? So much superficial commentary there where do you begin? This baltic transvestite is definelty no theologian lol, does she really believe in the last few thousand years all these questions havnt been answered? Your not looking very hard girl
Always great to come across a fellow atheist countryman or woman in this nation of ours that only had 23105 atheists in 2002 (I shit you not). Let us hope that the numbers have risen considerably in these past 10 years or so.
Also, I enjoyed your accent, brought back memories of a friend of mine.
I will be checking this audio book of your out sometime.
He puts our genitalia next to our damn anus. WTF, dude, why you made us like that? And then, we eat, talk, drink, and breath form the same pipe, increasing our risk of choking while eating.
For top philosophy of religion & sceptical analysis of Bible & religion try Robert M Price, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger. E.A.Wallis Budge translation of, 'The Papyrus of Ani' (1500BCE comp O.T.800-300BCE ish), Donald A. Mackenzie,' Egyptian myth and legend', James G Frazer, 'The Golden Bough', Thomas Paine, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, C.Dennis Mckinsey, Bart Ehrman, ZomGitsCriss, Christopher Hitchens, Valerie Tarico, Ken Humphreys, Israel Finkelstein , Richard Dawkins
Talking about God like that? Do you know what could happen to you? No wonder you got sick.
LucyIsSoHottlol 5 minutes ago
Hey you know that Noahs Ark actually did exist. They found it in Russia during the 1980s but the communist government destroyed it because it did not fit their ideology. There are still traces of it though in Mt. Ararat including the anchors.
realoverfake 2 days ago
@realoverfake oh god! Really so how big was it? was it big enough to carry over 3 million pairs of animals inclouding all the parasites insects saltwather fish and freshwater fish (sence none of them could have survived in the flood enviroment) And modified enough to accombinate all the extremophiles? But I guess you're right (I'm taking your word that there really is a boat, even if i'm not sure) Because there couldn't possibly be any other old boat in russia!
Socika14 11 hours ago
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realoverfake 11 hours ago
@realoverfake Nah I want you to explain in your words how noah accombinated all of the extremophiles and got rid of all the poo with 8 people and no electricity! And how can you ID Noah's ark by the footage of the remaining anchor or whatever. And considering that Russia is now mostly christian, don't you think if they had proof everyone would know.
Socika14 11 hours ago
You don't help the atheist cause with the username Z-OhMyGOD-itsCriss.
delphos1223 2 days ago
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yahmana 3 days ago
omg, you're so sick...!
you'll burn in the hell!
JustMiss94 1 week ago
Watching your videos makes me eager for the day of judgement to come and slap you in the face with all your ignorant claims of the rightful religion, Islam.
AwesomeMonkeyLoser 1 week ago
@AwesomeMonkeyLoser reading your comment makes me eager for the day when you find out that there is no judgement, blue horn :D...
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@AwesomeMonkeyLoser calm down muslim terorist
Axebodyspraification 3 days ago
We do not know if God is a woman or a man. HIS form is so much more complicated for our simple brains to comprehend.
AwesomeMonkeyLoser 1 week ago
@AwesomeMonkeyLoser "so much more complicated for our simple brains to comprehend"... Did you just call yourself stupid? O_o...
cureforthemind 6 days ago
freakin love this video !!!!
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if you study the holy scriptures then you will understand..read revelation12 v 9-10..satan is very powerfull..
spliff4peace1 1 week ago
What the hell? subscription box Y U NO UPDATE?!?!?!
TheAutisticGuitarist 1 week ago
I agree god is an asshole
LokiVG 1 week ago
Overall an interesting video but it is sorely lacking in one fundamental concept - it assumes that if there is a god, that he (yes, he) is somehow affiliated with one (or more) of the religions to be found right here on Earth. Which is all fine and dandy if you want to demonstrate how idiotic the follower of such a religion is, but it doesn't say a thing against a hypothetical deist god who played no role in the myths of savage homo sapiens which have been propagated ad nauseum in human history.
medexamtoolsdotcom 2 weeks ago
gimme that christian side hug. wow i nearly peed myself. thanks god for making laughter weaken our bladders. WHERE CAN I FIND THAT VIDEO??
nasty1182 2 weeks ago
You are awesome! Funny smart and beautiful.
anika920 2 weeks ago
max76689 what the fuck is ur problem!
checkthismuthafucka 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(If thou couldst see, when the wrong-doers reach the pangs of death and the angels stretch their hands out saying: Deliver up your souls. This day ye are awarded doom of degradation for that ye spake concerning Allah other than the truth, and scorned His portents. (93)
Surah Al-Anaam
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
49) Look, therefore, at the prints of Allah's mercy (in creation): how He quickeneth the earth after her death. Lo! He verily is the Quickener of the Dead, and He is Able to do all things. (50)
Surah Al-Room
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(34) Or were they created out of naught? Or are they the creators? (35) Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Nay, but they are sure of nothing! (36)
Surah At-Tur
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran (7) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! the death from which ye shrink will surely meet you, and afterward ye will be returned unto the Knower of the Invisible and the Visible, and He will tell you what ye used to do. (8)
Surah Al-Jumua
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(59) We mete out death among you, and We are not to be outrun, (60) That We may transfigure you and make you what ye know not. (61)
Surah Al-Waqia
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(50) Then lo! ye, the erring, the deniers, (51) Ye verily will eat of a tree called Zaqqum (52) And will fill your bellies therewith; (53) And thereon ye will drink of boiling water, (54) Drinking even as the camel drinketh. (55) This will be their welcome on the Day of Judgment. (56) We created you. Will ye then admit the truth? (57)
Surah Al-Waqia
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
46) And they used to say: When we are dead and have become dust and bones, shall we then, forsooth, be raised again, (47) And also our forefathers? (48) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! those of old and those of later time (49) Will all be brought together to the tryst of an appointed day. (50)
Surah Al-Waqia
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran (11) Couldst thou but see when the guilty hang their heads before their Lord, (and say): Our Lord! We have now seen and heard, so send us back; we will do right, now we are sure. (12)
Surah As-Sajda
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(9) And they say: When we are lost in the earth, how can we then be re-created? Nay but they are disbelievers in the meeting with their Lord. (10) Say: The angel of death, who hath charge concerning you, will gather you, and afterward unto your Lord ye will be returned. (11)
Surah As-Sajda
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran (6) Who made all things good which He created, and He began the creation of man from clay; (7) Then He made his seed from a draught of despised fluid; (8) Then He fashioned him and breathed into him of His Spirit; and appointed for you hearing and sight and hearts. Small thanks give ye! (9)
Surah As-Sajda
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(26) He it is Who produceth creation, then reproduceth it, and it is easier for Him. His is the Sublime Similitude in the heavens and the earth. He is the Mighty, the Wise. (27) Surah Al-Room
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god says in quran
(18) Hast thou not seen that Allah hath created the heavens and the earth with truth? If He will, He can remove you and bring (in) some new creation; (19) surah Ibrahim
max76689 2 weeks ago
god says in quran
(18) Hast thou not seen that Allah hath created the heavens and the earth with truth? If He will, He can remove you and bring (in) some new creation; (19) surah Ibrahim
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I advise you go read Qur'aan before it is too time
I advise you go read Qur'aan before it is too time
I advise you go read Qur'aan before it is too time
I advise you go read Qur'aan before it is too time
Christians worship a man born of woman he eats and drinks and sleeps and shits ......... it's the truth
max76689 2 weeks ago
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You are funny are you going to hell
You are funny are you going to hell
Christians worship man
jesus a man born of woman he eats and drinks and sleeps and shits ......... it's the truth
max76689 2 weeks ago
Christians worship man
jesus a man born of woman he eats and drinks and sleeps and shits ......... it's the truth
max76689 2 weeks ago
@MrRazorz It's more like this. angels, like us, were made in perfection. They, like us, had a choice. Lucifer was made PERFECT. but then pride entered his heart. Satan only exists because the trials and pain we go through is only a test of our faith. faith is trust in God. without faith, how can one be able to see past their hurt? that"s why satan wants us to doubt! he's not really a scapegoat if he caused all the hurt now is he...
koechiaki777 2 weeks ago
umm..did you all forget that there is a devil who hates all of us and wants to make our lives miserable? why don't i ever see nonbelievers blaming the devil? it seems pretty one sided and unfair to me...
koechiaki777 2 weeks ago
@koechiaki777 Yes, but God originally created the devil too (and apparently made a piss-poor job of it, which is odd for an omnipotent being). And if the devil's responsible for all this, why is God letting him get away with it?
Though I suspect the main reason you won't see non-believers blaming the devil is because we recognize him for the imaginary scapegoat he is.
MrRazorz 2 weeks ago
@Aanthanur and as expected someone's mind is in the gutter... -__-
koechiaki777 2 weeks ago
There are some idiotic comments below! Keep up the good work Kris, your bringing a little light to some un=enlightened minds....
Alun53 2 weeks ago 2
look for God for yourself and have faith. Then He will reveal himself to you. :)
koechiaki777 2 weeks ago
@koechiaki777 that sounds a bit pervert
Aanthanur 2 weeks ago
God didn't make conjunctivitis or astigmatism. Human sin did.
See? That's a lot easier to swallow, isn't it?
RugtimXII 3 weeks ago
Do not wait to get the pain and emptiness in your life to seek God Romanian.
regenciaestudios@hotmail.com
ValterVianaCad 3 weeks ago
maybe earth is a other wolds hell? If you are nice, you can get out of here. If you are bad, you have to stay for one more turn. Maybe thats why some people feel like they lived here before.
Sueside is like a prisonbreak, and its strait back. And howe long you live is the time of the punishment. Thats maybe good people die first.
camaro454 3 weeks ago in playlist Flere videoer fra ZOMGitsCriss
Ahh, even her kitty has a well developed sense of humor. ^_^
GummiMuffins 3 weeks ago
Aww:) Cute cat ! ! ! :D
Adizero70000 3 weeks ago
Born with original sin, Jesus died for our sins, we're going to hell for eternity unless we get batised and eat creatures, God is a forgiving God.
hastyvictories 4 weeks ago
@hastyvictories cool story bro.
ZZzzzzzWhat 3 weeks ago
@ZZzzzzzWhat
I know, right.
eat crackers*; baptised*
It is a pretty cool story if it can manage to make people believe such blatant lies.
hastyvictories 3 weeks ago
@hastyvictories lol so true
ZZzzzzzWhat 3 weeks ago
Basically he's a good guy but he's also a bit of a prick too!
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I like people who can employ humor to express their intelligence, I sure as heck can't.
Please give to the poor we cannot get robbed while broke.
g2thumbs1 1 month ago
Xian side hug? Is it anything like a frontal assault?
nash984954 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
Isn't it peculiar that god has human characteristics, jealousy, revenge/vengeance, envy, self love with requirements that no one believe in other gods.
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@TheEnglandWC *slow clap* So what you're saying is that God is insecure and childish. Why does he need us to praise him so badly if he is omnipotent? Doesn't he already know he's great? Or does he need that much reassurance? You're telling me he gives mankind a brain and free will so long as he doesn't choose anything, but the choices God has already chosen for them? He sounds like an asshole.
Existantia 1 month ago
Haha youre too witty! Keep it up!
Existantia 1 month ago
Resolutions? Stay away from fundamentalists fire dwellers that exist here in the Deep South of the USA.
My apologies. It seems my Representative district spawned Newt. I didn't live here at the time, but I send my apologies anyway.
I wish I could attend the American Atheist Convention this year. I hear you will be there. Best to you.
szrgirl 1 month ago
@szrgirl I'm from Tennessee, It's horrorable Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Oh hey theres another Christian.
zContagium 1 month ago
Wow, I've just discovered you, and I think I love you.
misha231 1 month ago
pity u...u're totally misguided
abbynady 1 month ago
At least the jews got the gods humor, but then again... Christian morons took it seriously and the jews cant complain, now they are like "Ofc it wasnt a joke, we really are gods chosen ppl. Now, sent us more money." xD
preetor1 1 month ago
Somewhere the bible says: "God is in every stone and every tree" I think there is a spirit that infiltrates the whole universe including ants and men and virus' and cruel and kind human beings and everything. It is life itself that fights and loves and does everything to exist and do its very best, and you are a part of it, wheter you like it or not.
(I think, you do your very best, too ;-)
I think, that you have to think big to understand God, yet, you can't, because your mind is limited.
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@N18297 wrote, "I think, that you have to think big to understand God, yet, you can't, because your mind is limited."
swap out "god", replace with "the vast magnificient universe", and I agree with you 100%.
psburningman 1 month ago
Another fucking awesome video from a awesome lady
alexistheawsome1 1 month ago
It's because you don't see life as evolving with purpose. If animals never died or ate each other would fill the land eat up all plants and starve. God had a plan for life to build and guide it to human life.
cmottes 2 months ago
It will be beautiful when we enslave and destroy you Devils!
Jacobrise7 2 months ago
WE ARE GOING TO KILL AND ENSLAVE ALL OF YOU CRACKERS!
Mr321takeoff 2 months ago
God can't do everything. He can not make people who have a free will AND never do bad things like killing ... Even a child understand that.
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@JosefRaddy No, but he can arrange for them to never have an opportunity to do bad things. And who says he has to give us free will, anyway? Besides, the entire concept of free will is untestable — there's no evidence that we have free will to begin with. There are even passages in the Bible that suggest God plans out every moment of our lives. And what's all this I hear about "God's plan"? How does that jibe with free will, exactly?
VannahWilson 2 months ago
@VannahWilson
1.) Each sinner is the proof that we have a free will and can act against him. 2) If God arrange that you never sin, you would have no free will.
JosefRaddy 2 months ago
@JosefRaddy
How can an omniscient god and free will exist at the same time?
DoctorBlissphd 2 months ago
zomgitzcriss is the perfect girl
scatcoitusmoosic 2 months ago
You white women are devil lesbian stupid whores!
Mr321takeoff 2 months ago
God is not funny-it's demented and evil.
And yeah...god is the meaning of Boredom...only the most bored thing will form such a evil world.
Humans are just the most evil creation the world has formed...
Lets hope it will all end someday,because it's really just getting tired and a bit OVERDONE...yes,everything suffers...and suffers and suffers,and those who eat everybody ells are happy,until they also suffer.
So...Fart it all and let some apocalypse come!
Wharwulif 2 months ago
Check out this video here:
"The story of god"
youtube. com / watch?v=AdLccHILSHQ
karlmall 2 months ago
On the topic of the human anatomy, you forgot to mention the appendix, which is a really good example of a useless, vestigial organ, that by the way when looked into only proves evolution even more.
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"I'm gonna create life, and then make it eat itself!" ^^
paulmag91 2 months ago
Haha you're amazing
DanniSK1234 2 months ago
ur stupid.
pinkrose101s 2 months ago
she's pretty right on about a lot of these things! Wow!
MatrixParadise 2 months ago
I so very totally love you ,you adorable hungarian Goddes.
yosomig 2 months ago
Totally irrelevant, but she looks like Alyson Michalka from Disney Channel....
MisatoSan360 3 months ago
Ok lets say there is a God, what would be the purpose of animals eating each other... lets see. Natural cycle of life? All animals contribute to the planet to keep it running efficiently, only people are outside of this natural cycle. Why are they outside of it. Extraterrestrial life form springs to mind. Also why should a God be all powerful maybe it could only do so certain things or there was more than one or none at all. There could be species we aren't even aware of creating life forms.
poppadompeach 3 months ago
@poppadompeach what you have to say is interesting!
MatrixParadise 2 months ago
@MatrixParadise That's because the universe is a very interesting place and we may not know even a fraction of a percent about what goes on in it. We work by laws and methods that make sense to us but what if our way of working things out are very limited?
poppadompeach 2 months ago
I absolutely love your videoes. I notice that the believers always seem to attack you personally and not your arguement. I could'nt agree with you more!
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ZOMGitsCriss just watch this video here, you gonna love it:
"God of the Paradox "
youtube .com / watch?v=L7jClyinERY
MrSteuma 3 months ago
GOD IS FUNNY THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED MALES TO MAKE LIFE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT , GOD MADE SEXY LADIES IN HER IMAGE FIRST AND JUST KNEW THE SEXY LADIES WILL WIN AT EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE SO SHE MADE THAT PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE ,
MALES !
ukgreaterlondon 3 months ago
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There are alot of Creationist who believe God intented all his animals to be plant eaters but then either after the fall or after the flood they started eating one another. It's crazy.
Skepticktok 3 months ago
DEAR LADY.. IT SEEMS YOU HAVE MANY GOOD IDEAS.. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU DIE, INSTEAD OF TALKING THAT MUCH.. AS ALLAH SAYS : YOUR RELIGION IS YOURS, MY RELIGION IS MINE.. :) THERE IS NO PUSHING IN ISLAM. WHY YOU ARE SO RUSH.. : ) GOKHAN/ISTANBUL
gugukcan 3 months ago
@gugukcan - Mark Twain once said: "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." And I will sure prefer the company of ZOMGitsCriss in hell to that of bigoted people like you that I would encounter in heaven.
karlmall 3 months ago
@karlmall dear karlmall.. I am saying your religion is yours and my religion is mine.. you are free what you do or about your decisions.. this is what I say.. but you call me "bigoted".. only I am saying that Allah tells to muslims that leave that un-believer people to HIM. According to my religion your issue is between you and Allah. I do not know even I will go to heaven or hell.. how can I make such a comment for you ? islam forbidden me to make such comments for other people.
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@gugukcan
that's an ok theory, but id say youre very wrong, because you see, unfortunately its not religion which pushes people, but people who pushes people.
YunaPalinaMyoen 3 months ago in playlist Flere videoer fra ZOMGitsCriss
I love this chick!
crazygoofu2 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
True, just because God created everything doesn't mean He brought sin into the world. Satam sold and owns the world (for a non eternal time) so if there is one to blame blame him. Always blaming others or God for our own mistakes is not taking full responsibility. If I make a mistake I apologize, feel sorry and try to do better next time. We humans messed God's beautiful creation up. We need to apologize and make it up. WHy always blame the good? Why not the bad?Blame human and satam not God.
royalsteven 3 months ago
I think listening to this video made me an atheist :D I'm not afraid of god anymore. YAY
frankiej411 3 months ago
@frankiej411 welcome!
ChainsOfJustice6 3 months ago
This chick makes the same arguments I argue all the time. Any God who made this world is a sick fuck indeed.
MrNicMachiavelli 3 months ago
Just because God created the Genesis of all things doesn't mean, evolution and natural selection didn't create nerves for animals or the flu. This isn't about Gods sick of humor, but about nature evolutionizing and moving on. Typical way of thinking for a closed minded , neo atheist to think. " All believers denounce science and believe..EVERYTHING the bible says. We all start wars, Hate gays, and are completely closed off to the rest . I say this because this is what alot of u tubers sy
Tom6093 3 months ago
My last new years resolution was in 2000. I gave up giving things up. It is the only one I heave never broken.
WyzDat 3 months ago
P.s.ZOMGitsCriss i believe you are missing points :3 just a thoughts
martincro3 3 months ago
@martincro3 But i lold at ending :D
martincro3 3 months ago
READ THE BIBLE:god punished us with certain things!!the rest is the devil its not "dark comedy"
JadenMelodey 3 months ago
Lol, made me look at my junk:D
Iopipimps 3 months ago
i shall make women bleed from their vagina!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GamerGeek2012 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
YOU ROCK GIRL!
zangir2007 3 months ago
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This is brilliant. YOU are brilliant. *subscribed*
LaraDarkwood 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
i dont beleve there is no god i know there is no god
archie977 4 months ago
@cutenessxp
It's really too bad you are wasting your life by pretending to believe in fairy tales, and imagining a magic land that exists after you die, and that you will definitely go there.
That's just messed up. :/
jinitron 4 months ago 8
@jinitron
While I likely have similar views as you, being condescending and name calling are not constructive.
DoctorBlissphd 2 months ago
Id love to see more atheist like you.
My new year's eve? Get drunk and smoke a lot of weed as usual.
guniter 4 months ago
Hell... or an eternity of listening to Hillsong...
...Tell me about Hell again?
MrRazorz 4 months ago in playlist Liked
great arguments !
thumbsupped & added to playlist
TheQedqubit 4 months ago
"I'm going to create orgasms. ...And make them last for like five seconds!"
*Falls over laughing*
Calzified 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
Your accent turns me on D:
DaniDevineeee 4 months ago
@TheEnglandWC i thought god loved everybody, be them muslim, or atheist, or budhist, and whatnot?
and seriously we dont have all the answers, no atheist has ever claimed that, because its impossible to know everything, we are simply striving to know how the universe came into being.
we just dont see the logic in joining any religion, because of all the wrong thats come out of it. i mean seriously whos ever declared war on any country in the name of atheism, and science XD
jako023 4 months ago
1:33 im a TOOL
MisterJeebus 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
"Just. Let. Me. Burn."
I feel you.
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OHG You're too awesome! Very good video.
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I am very religious, but I really like these videos cause she's being completely logical here
JaW97531 4 months ago 20
@JaW97531 Speaking as an agnostic-- rock on! I highly commend you for your flexibility in seeing the merit on both sides. *sigh* I wish more of the theists I encountered took this attitude...
wantstowatch 4 months ago
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@JaW97531 "I am very religious, but I really like these videos cause she's being completely logical here"
I find it ironic that someone who claims to be very religious likes satire against religion telling about how nonsensical the fictional character God is, when the reason for liking it is that the author is being 'logical'. If you're such a fan of logical thinking, how can you believe in ancient fairy tales?
Peetah112 3 months ago
@JaW97531 Every religion separates to branches- if you're on the righteous branch you're close to be an atheist lol
Kidofrodo 3 months ago
@Kidofrodo well I am what I am.. its better than being a little bitch about someone questioning my religion haha I really don't blame atheists for hating those people the shove Christianity down other people's throats.. frankly I don't like them either.
JaW97531 3 months ago
@JaW97531 Don't fall for her trickery, nigga. Belive in the lord jesus christ, if yo don't I whoop yo ass.
corneater23 3 months ago
@JaW97531
In islam, if you die before your 17, you apparently go straight to heaven because your to young to know right from wrong.....
So in other words, your better off dead before your 17, so you can get your get into heaven free card.
Just thought i'd give my 2 cents.
Jokeyboy1988 2 months ago
@Jokeyboy1988
Okay I'm not say she's RIGHT I'm saying she's rINTELLIGENT. I mean I believe in God so I disagree with her but that doesn't mean I"m going to watch her video and be a little bitch about it- you know why? Cause that's immature and it's people like that that make the world so fucked up and ignorant. It's annoying people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell. "God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts"
JaW97531 2 months ago
@JaW97531
"people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell."
I am not a christian. I have no religion But I have a FIRM belief in a god.
She, me, and even you, have the right to make a video, and respond to any video about anything that they like. It's called freedom of expression, that does not make the world a fucked up place in any way.
Don't fall into the trap of thinking without a religion you cant have god.
Jokeyboy1988 2 months ago
my new favorite person on youtube.
ReaTheSquare 4 months ago 13
AAAAHHH THE ANT D: D: D: D:
blazearcanum 4 months ago
I kinda like God if he's going to be our asshole.
ThatPeenoAlvin 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
This is the kind of girl I want to marry.
kylethedecember 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
i'm not trying to create an argument, but if you get the chance, read about the creation in Genesis. if you do, and have an comments or questions, message me. (:
Bsnyddd 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
God never made any of these creatures or people so that they would "eat each other". during the creation, all the animals lived together in harmony. man was not afraid of them, they were not afraid of each other.
but when the enemy came, and brought sin into the world through temptation, that harmony God created,(that man destroyed) was gone. and "solar powered" really? God wanted us to have a free will. He didn't want drones. He wanted living, beating hearts.
Bsnyddd 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ZOMGitsCriss
@Bsnyddd oh, so i take it you asked him, then? thank god (how ironic) that we have you to relay his messages to us... just like the millions of other people who will say something that may be either slightly different or completely contradictory. you guys should probably talk to each other, because either one of you is full of shit, or god really is a funny guy and enjoys telling you all different stuff to make you look stupid.
sleepribbon 4 months ago
@Bsnyddd so...sin screwed up everything. Which means either god is not benevolent, cuz he wants to see us suffer from sin, even though he's omnipotent enough to make sin disappear; or god is not omnipotent, because sin is above god's powers to control
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@Bsnyddd she doesnt mean "eat each other" literally, and have you ever seen how birds or squirrels act around humans, theyre freagin terrified XD
jako023 4 months ago
go to hell men
NaBjE11 4 months ago
atheism potentially can have a negative effect upon youth; it
can cause a hard pursuit of carpe diem; a hard pursuit
of the body, the dionysian, hard abandonment and escapism.
nice diseases waiting for them out there.since nothing is out there and the
economy doesn't work, why not pursue crime and ultra violence
and satisfaction of the dionysian element? why not?
atheists are not good enough salesmen yet to garner proper
attention from youth.
staircasewrestle 4 months ago
@staircasewrestle First of all... ANYTHING can negatively affect ANYONE ANYTIME even if it's typically a positive thing. There is nothing wrong with "a hard pursuit of the body". The fact that you are going from atheism to crime and violence is laughable! Are you telling me that there were no good and just people before man invented religion? No one is "selling" anything here. It is the theists who are pushing a product.
creepychris11 4 months ago 3
@staircasewrestle and religion doesnt have a negative effect on impressionable children?
jako023 4 months ago
"1. Blessed is He in Whose Hand is the dominion, and He is Able to do all things.
2. Who has created death and life, that He may test you which of you is best in deed. And He is the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving;
3. Who has created the seven heavens one above another, you can see no fault in the creations of the Most Beneficent. Then look again: "Can you see any rifts?"
4. Then look again and yet again, your sight will return to you in a state of humiliation and worn out."
Al-Quran:67
emaan456 4 months ago
@TheEnglandWC: So? That's one book's words. Doesn't mean anything.
thekaxmax 5 months ago
@TheEnglandWC 171: For Allah is (the only) One Ilah (God), Glory be to Him (Far Exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Disposer of affairs.
172. The Messiah will never be proud to reject to be a slave to Allah, nor the angels who are near (to Allah). And whosoever rejects His worship and is proud, then He will gather them all together unto Himself."
Al-Quran:04
emaan456 5 months ago
@TheEnglandWC 171 ". O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Do not exceed the limits in your religion, nor say of Allah aught but the truth. The Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), was (no more than) a Messenger of Allah and His Word, ("Be!" - and he was) which He bestowed on Maryam (Mary) and a spirit (Ruh) created by Him; so believe in Allah and His Messengers. Say not: "Three (trinity)!" Cease! (it is) better for you."
Al-Quran:04
emaan456 5 months ago
And then I'm gonna make it eat itself! flol!
alahalabalahab 5 months ago
wahhh, i didnt think that girls can get this dumb
warrior4just 5 months ago
(George Carlin) "I truly believe if there is a god, it has to be a man. No woman could or would, ever fuck things up like this!"
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hello christina, before you end up unapproachable like hithcens may you allow me to drop my email (acidchips@gmail.com), and hope that i can permit another channel of dissection within another country, then prompt you with a a comendation of performance on QandA,... Ill just say your extreem beauty makes it much more accessable and inviting... and Australia begs for more..
StrobeFury 5 months ago
come clean babushka this is really about religous ppl making you feel bad about doing nasty things isnt it? so much hate lol dont worry you can still f^%k, abort babies and smoke all the weed you want nobody is stoppin you
fotizome 5 months ago
lol how old is she? So much superficial commentary there where do you begin? This baltic transvestite is definelty no theologian lol, does she really believe in the last few thousand years all these questions havnt been answered? Your not looking very hard girl
fotizome 5 months ago
Sexy
ggohdin 5 months ago
Foarte bun videoul si placut stil de expunere :)
Always great to come across a fellow atheist countryman or woman in this nation of ours that only had 23105 atheists in 2002 (I shit you not). Let us hope that the numbers have risen considerably in these past 10 years or so.
Also, I enjoyed your accent, brought back memories of a friend of mine.
I will be checking this audio book of your out sometime.
TheUnchainedMind 5 months ago
You're awesome! o 7 o ... And I love your accent XD
MelissaMao 5 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från ZOMGitsCriss
He puts our genitalia next to our damn anus. WTF, dude, why you made us like that? And then, we eat, talk, drink, and breath form the same pipe, increasing our risk of choking while eating.
petion2010 5 months ago
@petion2010 that makes perfect sense. have the same "pipe" save on having too many orifices thus reducing contracting diseases.
michael9678727 5 months ago
@michael9678727 Or when you get a disease, you suddenly left out of any of these function, or choking on your food.
petion2010 5 months ago
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@michael9678727 Or when you get a disease, you suddenly left out of any of these function, or choking on your food.
petion2010 5 months ago
I love what you're doing. Can't wait to see you when you're in Melbourne.
nojibbajabba 5 months ago
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For top philosophy of religion & sceptical analysis of Bible & religion try Robert M Price, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger. E.A.Wallis Budge translation of, 'The Papyrus of Ani' (1500BCE comp O.T.800-300BCE ish), Donald A. Mackenzie,' Egyptian myth and legend', James G Frazer, 'The Golden Bough', Thomas Paine, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, C.Dennis Mckinsey, Bart Ehrman, ZomGitsCriss, Christopher Hitchens, Valerie Tarico, Ken Humphreys, Israel Finkelstein , Richard Dawkins
zytigon 5 months ago
Now that I think about it... I HATE God.
Yeah, I'm an atheist and I hate God.
The same way I hate The Joker.
I hate him like I hate a fictional villain.
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@ParaSpite you hate the joker? :(
weegit99 5 months ago
@weegit99 He is a fucking psycho that murders people because he thinks is funny/in ways he thinks are funny.
Of course I hate him.
He is an interesting villain, but a villain none the less.
ParaSpite 5 months ago
@ParaSpite Probably you'll not hate him in a hospital
LeonSK96 3 months ago
@LeonSK96 Yes I will.
Read the bible. God is EVIL. A MONSTER.
And, luckily, not real.
ParaSpite 3 months ago