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  • Talking about God like that? Do you know what could happen to you? No wonder you got sick.

  • Hey you know that Noahs Ark actually did exist. They found it in Russia during the 1980s but the communist government destroyed it because it did not fit their ideology. There are still traces of it though in Mt. Ararat including the anchors.

  • @realoverfake oh god! Really so how big was it? was it big enough to carry over 3 million pairs of animals inclouding all the parasites insects saltwather fish and freshwater fish (sence none of them could have survived in the flood enviroment) And modified enough to accombinate all the extremophiles? But I guess you're right (I'm taking your word that there really is a boat, even if i'm not sure) Because there couldn't possibly be any other old boat in russia!

  • @Socika14

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  • @realoverfake Nah I want you to explain in your words how noah accombinated all of the extremophiles and got rid of all the poo with 8 people and no electricity! And how can you ID Noah's ark by the footage of the remaining anchor or whatever. And considering that Russia is now mostly christian, don't you think if they had proof everyone would know.

  • You don't help the atheist cause with the username Z-OhMyGOD-itsCriss.

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  • omg, you're so sick...!

    you'll burn in the hell!

  • Watching your videos makes me eager for the day of judgement to come and slap you in the face with all your ignorant claims of the rightful religion, Islam.

  • @AwesomeMonkeyLoser reading your comment makes me eager for the day when you find out that there is no judgement, blue horn :D...

  • We do not know if God is a woman or a man. HIS form is so much more complicated for our simple brains to comprehend.

  • @AwesomeMonkeyLoser "so much more complicated for our simple brains to comprehend"... Did you just call yourself stupid? O_o...

  • freakin love this video !!!!

  • What the hell? subscription box Y U NO UPDATE?!?!?!

  • I agree god is an asshole

  • Overall an interesting video but it is sorely lacking in one fundamental concept - it assumes that if there is a god, that he (yes, he) is somehow affiliated with one (or more) of the religions to be found right here on Earth. Which is all fine and dandy if you want to demonstrate how idiotic the follower of such a religion is, but it doesn't say a thing against a hypothetical deist god who played no role in the myths of savage homo sapiens which have been propagated ad nauseum in human history.

  • gimme that christian side hug. wow i nearly peed myself. thanks god for making laughter weaken our bladders. WHERE CAN I FIND THAT VIDEO??

  • You are awesome! Funny smart and beautiful. 

  • max76689 what the fuck is ur problem!

  • god says in quran

    (If thou couldst see, when the wrong-doers reach the pangs of death and the angels stretch their hands out saying: Deliver up your souls. This day ye are awarded doom of degradation for that ye spake concerning Allah other than the truth, and scorned His portents. (93)

    Surah Al-Anaam

  • god says in quran

    49) Look, therefore, at the prints of Allah's mercy (in creation): how He quickeneth the earth after her death. Lo! He verily is the Quickener of the Dead, and He is Able to do all things. (50)

    Surah Al-Room

  • god says in quran

    (34) Or were they created out of naught? Or are they the creators? (35) Or did they create the heavens and the earth? Nay, but they are sure of nothing! (36)

    Surah At-Tur

  • god says in quran (7) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! the death from which ye shrink will surely meet you, and afterward ye will be returned unto the Knower of the Invisible and the Visible, and He will tell you what ye used to do. (8)

    Surah Al-Jumua

  • god says in quran

    (59) We mete out death among you, and We are not to be outrun, (60) That We may transfigure you and make you what ye know not. (61)

    Surah Al-Waqia

  • god says in quran

    (50) Then lo! ye, the erring, the deniers, (51) Ye verily will eat of a tree called Zaqqum (52) And will fill your bellies therewith; (53) And thereon ye will drink of boiling water, (54) Drinking even as the camel drinketh. (55) This will be their welcome on the Day of Judgment. (56) We created you. Will ye then admit the truth? (57)

    Surah Al-Waqia

  • god says in quran

    46) And they used to say: When we are dead and have become dust and bones, shall we then, forsooth, be raised again, (47) And also our forefathers? (48) Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Lo! those of old and those of later time (49) Will all be brought together to the tryst of an appointed day. (50)

    Surah Al-Waqia

  • god says in quran (11) Couldst thou but see when the guilty hang their heads before their Lord, (and say): Our Lord! We have now seen and heard, so send us back; we will do right, now we are sure. (12)

    Surah As-Sajda

  • god says in quran

    (9) And they say: When we are lost in the earth, how can we then be re-created? Nay but they are disbelievers in the meeting with their Lord. (10) Say: The angel of death, who hath charge concerning you, will gather you, and afterward unto your Lord ye will be returned. (11)

    Surah As-Sajda

  • god says in quran (6) Who made all things good which He created, and He began the creation of man from clay; (7) Then He made his seed from a draught of despised fluid; (8) Then He fashioned him and breathed into him of His Spirit; and appointed for you hearing and sight and hearts. Small thanks give ye! (9)

    Surah As-Sajda

  • god says in quran

    (26) He it is Who produceth creation, then reproduceth it, and it is easier for Him. His is the Sublime Similitude in the heavens and the earth. He is the Mighty, the Wise. (27) Surah Al-Room

  • god says in quran

    (18) Hast thou not seen that Allah hath created the heavens and the earth with truth? If He will, He can remove you and bring (in) some new creation; (19) surah Ibrahim

  • Christians worship man

    jesus a man born of woman he eats and drinks and sleeps and shits ......... it's the truth

  • @MrRazorz It's more like this. angels, like us, were made in perfection. They, like us, had a choice. Lucifer was made PERFECT. but then pride entered his heart. Satan only exists because the trials and pain we go through is only a test of our faith. faith is trust in God. without faith, how can one be able to see past their hurt? that"s why satan wants us to doubt! he's not really a scapegoat if he caused all the hurt now is he...

  • umm..did you all forget that there is a devil who hates all of us and wants to make our lives miserable? why don't i ever see nonbelievers blaming the devil? it seems pretty one sided and unfair to me...

  • @koechiaki777 Yes, but God originally created the devil too (and apparently made a piss-poor job of it, which is odd for an omnipotent being). And if the devil's responsible for all this, why is God letting him get away with it?

    Though I suspect the main reason you won't see non-believers blaming the devil is because we recognize him for the imaginary scapegoat he is.

  • @Aanthanur and as expected someone's mind is in the gutter... -__-

  • There are some idiotic comments below! Keep up the good work Kris, your bringing a little light to some un=enlightened minds....

  • look for God for yourself and have faith. Then He will reveal himself to you. :)

  • @koechiaki777 that sounds a bit pervert

  • God didn't make conjunctivitis or astigmatism. Human sin did.

    See? That's a lot easier to swallow, isn't it?

  • Do not wait to get the pain and emptiness in your life to seek God Romanian.

    regenciaestudios@hotmail.com

  • maybe earth is a other wolds hell? If you are nice, you can get out of here. If you are bad, you have to stay for one more turn. Maybe thats why some people feel like they lived here before.

    Sueside is like a prisonbreak, and its strait back. And howe long you live is the time of the punishment. Thats maybe good people die first.

  • Ahh, even her kitty has a well developed sense of humor. ^_^

  • Aww:) Cute cat ! ! ! :D

  • Born with original sin, Jesus died for our sins, we're going to hell for eternity unless we get batised and eat creatures, God is a forgiving God.

  • @hastyvictories cool story bro.

  • @ZZzzzzzWhat

    I know, right.

    eat crackers*; baptised*

    It is a pretty cool story if it can manage to make people believe such blatant lies.

  • @hastyvictories lol so true

  • Basically he's a good guy but he's also a bit of a prick too!

  • I like people who can employ humor to express their intelligence, I sure as heck can't.

    Please give to the poor we cannot get robbed while broke.

  • Xian side hug? Is it anything like a frontal assault?

  • Isn't it peculiar that god has human characteristics, jealousy, revenge/vengeance, envy, self love with requirements that no one believe in other gods.

  • @TheEnglandWC *slow clap* So what you're saying is that God is insecure and childish. Why does he need us to praise him so badly if he is omnipotent? Doesn't he already know he's great? Or does he need that much reassurance? You're telling me he gives mankind a brain and free will so long as he doesn't choose anything, but the choices God has already chosen for them? He sounds like an asshole.

  • Haha youre too witty! Keep it up!

  • Resolutions? Stay away from fundamentalists fire dwellers that exist here in the Deep South of the USA.

    My apologies. It seems my Representative district spawned Newt. I didn't live here at the time, but I send my apologies anyway.

    I wish I could attend the American Atheist Convention this year. I hear you will be there. Best to you.

  • @szrgirl I'm from Tennessee, It's horrorable Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Oh hey theres another Christian.

  • Wow, I've just discovered you, and I think I love you.

  • pity u...u're totally misguided

  • At least the jews got the gods humor, but then again... Christian morons took it seriously and the jews cant complain, now they are like "Ofc it wasnt a joke, we really are gods chosen ppl. Now, sent us more money." xD

  • Somewhere the bible says: "God is in every stone and every tree" I think there is a spirit that infiltrates the whole universe including ants and men and virus' and cruel and kind human beings and everything. It is life itself that fights and loves and does everything to exist and do its very best, and you are a part of it, wheter you like it or not.

    (I think, you do your very best, too ;-)

    I think, that you have to think big to understand God, yet, you can't, because your mind is limited.

  • Another fucking awesome video from a awesome lady

  • It's because you don't see life as evolving with purpose.  If animals never died or ate each other would fill the land eat up all plants and starve. God had a plan for life to build and guide it to human life.

  • It will be beautiful when we enslave and destroy you Devils!

  • WE ARE GOING TO KILL AND ENSLAVE ALL OF YOU CRACKERS!

  • God can't do everything. He can not make people who have a free will AND never do bad things like killing ... Even a child understand that.

  • @JosefRaddy No, but he can arrange for them to never have an opportunity to do bad things. And who says he has to give us free will, anyway? Besides, the entire concept of free will is untestable — there's no evidence that we have free will to begin with. There are even passages in the Bible that suggest God plans out every moment of our lives. And what's all this I hear about "God's plan"? How does that jibe with free will, exactly?

  • @VannahWilson

    1.) Each sinner is the proof that we have a free will and can act against him. 2) If God arrange that you never sin, you would have no free will.

  • @JosefRaddy

    How can an omniscient god and free will exist at the same time?

  • zomgitzcriss is the perfect girl

  • You white women are devil lesbian stupid whores!

  • God is not funny-it's demented and evil.

    And yeah...god is the meaning of Boredom...only the most bored thing will form such a evil world.

    Humans are just the most evil creation the world has formed...

    Lets hope it will all end someday,because it's really just getting tired and a bit OVERDONE...yes,everything suffers...and suffers and suffers,and those who eat everybody ells are happy,until they also suffer.

    So...Fart it all and let some apocalypse come!

  • Check out this video here:

    "The story of god"

    youtube. com / watch?v=AdLccHILSHQ

  • On the topic of the human anatomy, you forgot to mention the appendix, which is a really good example of a useless, vestigial organ, that by the way when looked into only proves evolution even more.

  • "I'm gonna create life, and then make it eat itself!" ^^

  • Haha you're amazing

  • ur stupid.

  • she's pretty right on about a lot of these things! Wow!

  • I so very totally love you ,you adorable hungarian Goddes.

  • Totally irrelevant, but she looks like Alyson Michalka from Disney Channel....

  • Ok lets say there is a God, what would be the purpose of animals eating each other... lets see. Natural cycle of life? All animals contribute to the planet to keep it running efficiently, only people are outside of this natural cycle. Why are they outside of it. Extraterrestrial life form springs to mind. Also why should a God be all powerful maybe it could only do so certain things or there was more than one or none at all. There could be species we aren't even aware of creating life forms.

  • @poppadompeach what you have to say is interesting!

  • @MatrixParadise That's because the universe is a very interesting place and we may not know even a fraction of a percent about what goes on in it. We work by laws and methods that make sense to us but what if our way of working things out are very limited?

  • I absolutely love your videoes. I notice that the believers always seem to attack you personally and not your arguement. I could'nt agree with you more!

  • GOD IS FUNNY THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED MALES TO MAKE LIFE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT , GOD MADE SEXY LADIES IN HER IMAGE FIRST AND JUST KNEW THE SEXY LADIES WILL WIN AT EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE SO SHE MADE THAT PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE ,

    MALES !

  • DEAR LADY.. IT SEEMS YOU HAVE MANY GOOD IDEAS.. YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU DIE, INSTEAD OF TALKING THAT MUCH.. AS ALLAH SAYS : YOUR RELIGION IS YOURS, MY RELIGION IS MINE.. :) THERE IS NO PUSHING IN ISLAM. WHY YOU ARE SO RUSH.. : ) GOKHAN/ISTANBUL

  • @gugukcan - Mark Twain once said: "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." And I will sure prefer the company of ZOMGitsCriss in hell to that of bigoted people like you that I would encounter in heaven.

  • @karlmall dear karlmall.. I am saying your religion is yours and my religion is mine.. you are free what you do or about your decisions.. this is what I say.. but you call me "bigoted".. only I am saying that Allah tells to muslims that leave that un-believer people to HIM. According to my religion your issue is between you and Allah. I do not know even I will go to heaven or hell.. how can I make such a comment for you ? islam forbidden me to make such comments for other people.

  • I love this chick!

  • True, just because God created everything doesn't mean He brought sin into the world. Satam sold and owns the world (for a non eternal time) so if there is one to blame blame him. Always blaming others or God for our own mistakes is not taking full responsibility. If I make a mistake I apologize, feel sorry and try to do better next time. We humans messed God's beautiful creation up. We need to apologize and make it up. WHy always blame the good? Why not the bad?Blame human and satam not God.

  • I think listening to this video made me an atheist :D I'm not afraid of god anymore. YAY

  • @frankiej411 welcome!

  • This chick makes the same arguments I argue all the time. Any God who made this world is a sick fuck indeed.

  • Just because God created the Genesis of all things doesn't mean, evolution and natural selection didn't create nerves for animals or the flu. This isn't about Gods sick of humor, but about nature evolutionizing and moving on. Typical way of thinking for a closed minded , neo atheist to think. " All believers denounce science and believe..EVERYTHING the bible says. We all start wars, Hate gays, and are completely closed off to the rest . I say this because this is what alot of u tubers sy

  • My last new years resolution was in 2000. I gave up giving things up. It is the only one I heave never broken.

  • P.s.ZOMGitsCriss i believe you are missing points :3 just a thoughts

  • @martincro3 But i lold at ending :D

  • READ THE BIBLE:god punished us with certain things!!the rest is the devil its not "dark comedy"

  • Lol, made me look at my junk:D

  • i shall make women bleed from their vagina!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • YOU ROCK GIRL!

  • i dont beleve there is no god i know there is no god

  • @cutenessxp

    It's really too bad you are wasting your life by pretending to believe in fairy tales, and imagining a magic land that exists after you die, and that you will definitely go there.

    That's just messed up. :/

  • @jinitron

    While I likely have similar views as you, being condescending and name calling are not constructive.

  • Id love to see more atheist like you.

    My new year's eve? Get drunk and smoke a lot of weed as usual.

  • Hell... or an eternity of listening to Hillsong...

    ...Tell me about Hell again?

  • great arguments !

    thumbsupped & added to playlist

  • "I'm going to create orgasms. ...And make them last for like five seconds!"

    *Falls over laughing*

  • Your accent turns me on D:

  • @TheEnglandWC i thought god loved everybody, be them muslim, or atheist, or budhist, and whatnot?

    and seriously we dont have all the answers, no atheist has ever claimed that, because its impossible to know everything, we are simply striving to know how the universe came into being.

    we just dont see the logic in joining any religion, because of all the wrong thats come out of it. i mean seriously whos ever declared war on any country in the name of atheism, and science XD

  • 1:33 im a TOOL

  • "Just. Let. Me. Burn."

    I feel you.

  • OHG You're too awesome! Very good video.

  • I am very religious, but I really like these videos cause she's being completely logical here

  • @JaW97531 Speaking as an agnostic-- rock on! I highly commend you for your flexibility in seeing the merit on both sides. *sigh* I wish more of the theists I encountered took this attitude...

  • @JaW97531 Every religion separates to branches- if you're on the righteous branch you're close to be an atheist lol

  • @Kidofrodo well I am what I am.. its better than being a little bitch about someone questioning my religion haha I really don't blame atheists for hating those people the shove Christianity down other people's throats.. frankly I don't like them either.

  • @JaW97531 Don't fall for her trickery, nigga. Belive in the lord jesus christ, if yo don't I whoop yo ass.

  • @JaW97531

    In islam, if you die before your 17, you apparently go straight to heaven because your to young to know right from wrong.....

    So in other words, your better off dead before your 17, so you can get your get into heaven free card.

    Just thought i'd give my 2 cents.

  • @Jokeyboy1988

    Okay I'm not say she's RIGHT I'm saying she's rINTELLIGENT. I mean I believe in God so I disagree with her but that doesn't mean I"m going to watch her video and be a little bitch about it- you know why? Cause that's immature and it's people like that that make the world so fucked up and ignorant. It's annoying people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell. "God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts"

  • @JaW97531

    "people like you that give all Christians bad names by tell random people you don't even know to die or go to hell."

    I am not a christian. I have no religion But I have a FIRM belief in a god.

    She, me, and even you, have the right to make a video, and respond to any video about anything that they like. It's called freedom of expression, that does not make the world a fucked up place in any way.

    Don't fall into the trap of thinking without a religion you cant have god.

  • my new favorite person on youtube.

  • AAAAHHH THE ANT D: D: D: D:

  • I kinda like God if he's going to be our asshole.

  • This is the kind of girl I want to marry.

  • i'm not trying to create an argument, but if you get the chance, read about the creation in Genesis. if you do, and have an comments or questions, message me. (:

  • God never made any of these creatures or people so that they would "eat each other". during the creation, all the animals lived together in harmony. man was not afraid of them, they were not afraid of each other.

    but when the enemy came, and brought sin into the world through temptation, that harmony God created,(that man destroyed) was gone. and "solar powered" really? God wanted us to have a free will. He didn't want drones. He wanted living, beating hearts.

  • @Bsnyddd oh, so i take it you asked him, then? thank god (how ironic) that we have you to relay his messages to us... just like the millions of other people who will say something that may be either slightly different or completely contradictory. you guys should probably talk to each other, because either one of you is full of shit, or god really is a funny guy and enjoys telling you all different stuff to make you look stupid.

  • @Bsnyddd so...sin screwed up everything. Which means either god is not benevolent, cuz he wants to see us suffer from sin, even though he's omnipotent enough to make sin disappear; or god is not omnipotent, because sin is above god's powers to control

  • @Bsnyddd she doesnt mean "eat each other" literally, and have you ever seen how birds or squirrels act around humans, theyre freagin terrified XD

  • go to hell men

  • atheism potentially can have a negative effect upon youth; it

    can cause a hard pursuit of carpe diem; a hard pursuit

    of the body, the dionysian, hard abandonment and escapism.

    nice diseases waiting for them out there.since nothing is out there and the

    economy doesn't work, why not pursue crime and ultra violence

    and satisfaction of the dionysian element? why not?

    atheists are not good enough salesmen yet to garner proper

    attention from youth.

  • @staircasewrestle First of all... ANYTHING can negatively affect ANYONE ANYTIME even if it's typically a positive thing. There is nothing wrong with "a hard pursuit of the body". The fact that you are going from atheism to crime and violence is laughable! Are you telling me that there were no good and just people before man invented religion? No one is "selling" anything here. It is the theists who are pushing a product.

  • @staircasewrestle and religion doesnt have a negative effect on impressionable children?

  • "1. Blessed is He in Whose Hand is the dominion, and He is Able to do all things.

    2. Who has created death and life, that He may test you which of you is best in deed. And He is the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving;

    3. Who has created the seven heavens one above another, you can see no fault in the creations of the Most Beneficent. Then look again: "Can you see any rifts?"

    4. Then look again and yet again, your sight will return to you in a state of humiliation and worn out."

    Al-Quran:67

  • @TheEnglandWC: So? That's one book's words. Doesn't mean anything.

  • @TheEnglandWC 171: For Allah is (the only) One Ilah (God), Glory be to Him (Far Exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Disposer of affairs.

    172. The Messiah will never be proud to reject to be a slave to Allah, nor the angels who are near (to Allah). And whosoever rejects His worship and is proud, then He will gather them all together unto Himself."

    Al-Quran:04

  • @TheEnglandWC 171 ". O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Do not exceed the limits in your religion, nor say of Allah aught but the truth. The Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), was (no more than) a Messenger of Allah and His Word, ("Be!" - and he was) which He bestowed on Maryam (Mary) and a spirit (Ruh) created by Him; so believe in Allah and His Messengers. Say not: "Three (trinity)!" Cease! (it is) better for you."

    Al-Quran:04

  • And then I'm gonna make it eat itself! flol!

  • wahhh, i didnt think that girls can get this dumb

  • (George Carlin) "I truly believe if there is a god, it has to be a man. No woman could or would, ever fuck things up like this!"

  • come clean babushka this is really about religous ppl making you feel bad about doing nasty things isnt it? so much hate lol dont worry you can still f^%k, abort babies and smoke all the weed you want nobody is stoppin you

  • lol how old is she? So much superficial commentary there where do you begin? This baltic transvestite is definelty no theologian lol, does she really believe in the last few thousand years all these questions havnt been answered? Your not looking very hard girl

  • Sexy

    

  • Foarte bun videoul si placut stil de expunere :)

    Always great to come across a fellow atheist countryman or woman in this nation of ours that only had 23105 atheists in 2002 (I shit you not). Let us hope that the numbers have risen considerably in these past 10 years or so.

    Also, I enjoyed your accent, brought back memories of a friend of mine.

    I will be checking this audio book of your out sometime.

  • You're awesome! o 7 o ... And I love your accent XD

  • He puts our genitalia next to our damn anus. WTF, dude, why you made us like that? And then, we eat, talk, drink, and breath form the same pipe, increasing our risk of choking while eating.

  • @petion2010 that makes perfect sense. have the same "pipe" save on having too many orifices thus reducing contracting diseases.

  • @michael9678727 Or when you get a disease, you suddenly left out of any of these function, or choking on your food.

  • I love what you're doing. Can't wait to see you when you're in Melbourne.

  • Now that I think about it... I HATE God.

    Yeah, I'm an atheist and I hate God.

    The same way I hate The Joker.

    I hate him like I hate a fictional villain.

  • @ParaSpite you hate the joker? :(

  • @weegit99 He is a fucking psycho that murders people because he thinks is funny/in ways he thinks are funny.

    Of course I hate him.

    He is an interesting villain, but a villain none the less.

  • @ParaSpite Probably you'll not hate him in a hospital

  • @LeonSK96 Yes I will.

    Read the bible. God is EVIL. A MONSTER.

    And, luckily, not real.