Mst3k Horror of Party Beach 3/10

[jjeeeejjjjr]

"I'm wearing pull-ups mommy."

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"Wow, Europe is a lot smaller than I thought."

[ChaoticYak]

Say what you want about her, at least she's not doing the "Zombie Stomp".

[TheRealThreeP]

8:44, "Cookie!"

[ChaoticYak]

Tom: Go a size up, Mike. We'll all feel a lot better. ...we'll be right back.

Crow: Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.

[SpiderxBlue]

I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie

[SinnFein4ever]

6:35

(wolf-whistles)



[zambimaru]

"Mike, are we being punished for something?" XD

[SethraLavode99]

I'm a chick and the Romulan girl is pretty hot! I don't find many people from that era attractive, but she's hot. I am straight!

[Gigrantula58]

Sexy Romulan girl!!!

[TheNikedubs]

Now thats how you fight! the man realizes he lost and shakes the winners hand.

[RingshadowCat]

I would live for a metal cover of "Zombie Stomp"

[KingSnarf]

So, is the titular Horror of Party Beach that monster, or is it the music?

[Jackiechan39]

fight direction by william shatner

[AmusedChild]

A part of me has arrived forever...

[RingshadowCat]

"Chance are... that I'll kick your scrawny ass" kills me every time.

[cavalierfan1995]

COOKIE!

GET YOUR HOT DOGS

[cavalierfan1995]

drummer playing a gretch

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Decades from now people will watch stuff like this and say "In the twentieth century people were still extremely uncomfortable with anything resembling a homosexual feeling."

[DeathRot2012]

02:41 "Hold on while a toss a gay man at you...there you go"

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

I swear, Mike seems to KNOW he's nude, and he's doing the dancing to troll the bots. :D

[Daelock]

Oh man, Mike "dancing" is comedy gold.

[changingshades]

Scott Scrawny and the Hard Gaynors

dear god I've never lauged so much.

[perplacymp]

A taleban-reference?

When is this from???

[MagicalTrumpy]

@perplacymp this episode is from the late 90s. The Taliban has been around since 92 (yes, I looked that up) and was always known for it's ultra-conservative religious views (e.g no dancing, no women with exposed skin/men with bikini areas), which is what they are referencing here.

[perplacymp]

@MagicalTrumpy yeah, I know they ended the show in 98 but it's feels hard to see the good old days mixed with the present. It's also that in Europe the most we knew of them was the Buddhasplosions.

Their taleban-catchasing-riff was great, though.

[shandelear]

@perplacymp they reference the taliban in a lot of episodes. they talk about sandanistas a lot too.

[KaristaSwiss]

Mike should Dance some more :-)

[thejoexman]

You know, in addition to having an 'additional dialogue by' credit, they should also have had an 'additional movement by' credit, coz SOMEONE had to choreograph all the random extras standing around just kinda doing stuff

[SmokingSpoon]

( The gang taking their leader as a ram.) That the stupidest thing I've seen , hahahah!

[shiftyjake]

I can't touch you. You're a LADY!

[ajboomsma]

Chances are... that I'll kick your scrawny ass...

classic.

[chug20]

4:28 made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife.

[chug20]

@chug20 sorry, maybe it was 4:30

[QueenB2323]

1:49 made me literally laugh out loud

[bruxbrux]

He's doing the Going Mental dance!

[ctdsnark]

{1:47}A perfect opportunity to do the theme from "The Wild Wild West" ignored.

[Windclaw]

COOKIE!

[hostilequeen]

"here let me toss a gay man at you"

[IntroducingEmy]

LOWER THE CAMERA. LOWER THE CAMERA.

[PeepsRock309]

1:20 I can't get this off, It's Stuck!

[ninjawraith17]

4:30

"My SKULL!"

Mike's laughing made it even better.

[Irkedmv]

So in the 50's everyone was white and high school students were in their mid to late 30's.

[tnadrg1982]

we can't get this beer open

[LeZBoHProductions]

9:01 is that her entrails coming out?

[halfmanhalfmetal]

So, after creating a ruckus that results in a fight, Tina is still ready and willing to go home either the winner or the loser. She may be my favorite character in any movie ever.

[customcartoons]

9:25 wow imagine how dangerous it would be to swim around with a big cheap latex mask over your face! Hats off to you, guy in rubber suit! o_O

[anemicroyaltea69]

Awww, it's just not fair, Servo and Crow get all the GOOD angles!! lol

[rayden120]

MY SKULL LOL

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Six miles out and I still hear that awful music!

[lastxwriter]

Hey, the drummer really does kind of look like a young Mark Harmon. It's Gibbs!

[DAVIDInitiative]

Hold on; let me toss a gay man at you.

[ClamThingy]

Wow... All those people, and not one noticed a reanimated, mutated human skull go to town on an alcoholic stripper.

[TitusYorick]

2:26 Man, I could watch the "human battering ram" part over and over again. It's one of those things that really deserves the "Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time" award, you know?

[jtklove]

I fully support naked Mike dancing.

[belladonna4577]

@jtklove lol, me too! :D

[VaCowboy08]

Wow, a pre-9/11 Taliban remark.

[gentlerat]

@VaCowboy08 yup, only on mst3k. no one else noticed.

[funkybranca]

"it's fun to get a tiny portion of my hair wet!"

[sinkingswamp]

"i can't get this beer open!"

[00madbox00]

The only things without breasts in this movie are the rocks

[WalkEvilTalk]

Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you...there you go.

[thesims66]

I feel sorry for the bot's puppeters down under the table during mike's nude dancing!

[Orbulas]

I kinda don't mind the music at all.

[nacho66662000]

She swims like Luis Tiant.

[Gigrantula58]

5:08 Six miles out and I still hear that awful music

[cineaste84]

My skull!!

[maridia]

Mike, whether you like it or not..you're about to be pounced <3

[pytko3]

"Chances are...that I'll kick your scrawny ass."

[sil80d]

"I can't touch you, you're a lady!"

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Get your hot dogs!"

[ninjawraith17]

"Chances are I'll kick your scrawny ass!"

Oh I'm singing that next time I fight in a match.

[zombiepi]

Mike's backside is like a beautiful canvas <3

[toddclapp]

Gang leader looks like Jeff Gordon.

[Tareltonlives]

So why is Hank interfering? He made it clear he broke up with Tina.

Epic catfight! Not the girls. I mean the guys.

The guy being flipped is just begging for a YTMND gif of that to "Ghost Love Score". Heck, the same goes for the whole fight.

And that's the skit that launched a million Mstie orgasms.

[Zoso881]

I CANT GET THIS BEER OPEN! LOL

[bastianskaye]

Batchman!

[couchfort]

"Part of me will never be back... part of me is gone forever."

[akje93]

I burst out laughing when mike started dancing and the reaction from the bots was priceless :)

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Cookie..."

[watda74]

2:43-2:45 WTF?!?!?!

Still baffles the hell out of me. X-D

[jaybird321]

@watda74

Me too, as in WTF?!?! The only thing that cold make it any gayer would be to have jean claude van damme in that scene.

[557bs]

My Skull!

[BlueEyes7452]

Chances are that I'll kick your scrawny ass.  LOL!

[InterEDGE]

i cracked up at the "my skull!" part.

[nicky2coats]

mike's dance is sweet i'm gonna bust that out at my next beach party

[NUTCASE71733]

The dubbed lady sounds a lot like one of the alien babes from Gamera VS Guiron.

[Cassavius]

Starting to agree with the Taliban Militia, dancing shouldn't be allowed XD

[back2s0ul]

Why is Mike being shown from the back dancing naked one of my most distinct memories from the series?

[PinkNummyMuffin1975]

@back2s0ul .....Because he's.....BEAUTIFUL! nomnomnomnomnom......

=D

[ChaoticYak]

I'm shaking what my mother gave me, thank you very much.

I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia. Dancing should not be allowed.

Wow, Europe is smaller than I thought.

It's a sexy Romulan girl!

[alexiaNBC]

If this is how White people danced back then, I'm deeply ashamed of my own race

[Gomess]

Those bots sure are terrified of the male form. Ah well, they're still young.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

*Scream*

MY SKULL!!!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Here, let me toss a gay man at you!

You've defeated me, Sir, you and your noble band of coreographers!

Chances are, that I'll kick your scrawny ass!

[lastdragon55]

"You have defeated me sir. You and your noble band of choreographers."

[doodstormer]

"Part of me will never be back... Part of me is gone forever..."

[daiklaive]

omg. Mike IS teh sex!

[cale42]

This host segment is probably Bridget Jones' favorite segment of all time.

[Rita3500]

Wow, a movie that combines horror and a crappy 60's beach party movie. My, life is complete. lol

[AuburnRed1]

I think what they're trying to say is "whoah whoah whoah." LOL!

[Hanakia]

4:29 "MY SKULL!" WTF XDDDDDD

[AuburnRed1]

I'm guessing the "never been sick" and "Irving, what's in a name" dialogues are supposed to be this film's feeble attempts at humor.

[ChaoticYak]

It seems to me Lillian Gish could take this gang.

I'm Marisa Tomei and I'm concerned.

I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned.

[moewron]

6 miles out and I still hear that awful music!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Chances are, that I'll kick your scrawny ass!

Here, let me toss a gay man at you!

[yaywhewclips242]

Y is it that 1960's youth films were obsessed w/ surf music? I HATE SURF MUSIC ! ! ! all surfers must drown.

[masticina]

Those swimmmin trunks aren't to small!

[tehredmage]

"Fight direction by William Shatner"

[lonelysith66]

I don't know which is more disturbing: the fight or the fact that this movie was actually made.

:/

[BlueEyes7452]

Chances are that I'll kick your scrawny ass.

LMAO!

[pittland44]

I'm starting to agree with the taliban militia, dancing should not be allowed.

I had a generally positive impression of white people before this

[dork94596]

0:16 "I'm sure there's some perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore willing to eat these people."

0:35 "Oh, she pulls a groin muscle."

1:49 "Chances are that I'll kick your scrawny ass."

2:45 "Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you."

4:09 "We can't get this beer open."

5:14 "Cool, its the Rosetta Stone."

5:30 "Going mental dance!!"

08:09 "Sniper!!!"

[poolygirl13]

I don't know, I think I could get into Mike's naked dancing.

[Bloodshotbaby]

@poolygirl13 i know for a FACT i could totally get into that. Mike could not be more adorable.

[Tareltonlives]

"This is not in keeping with the spirit of Pride Week!"

[Tareltonlives]

The sad thing is that she's more interesting than Barbara Streisand here

[candygirl0406]

2:04 almost made me spit out my soda I laughed so hard.

[bigjimandthewolfpack]

"BATCH-MAN"!

[bLuDcLoT06]

now we know who the Whore of Party Beach is

[trapadoored]

@bLuDcLoT06

I dunno-

I kind of like Tina, she is dolphin-like.

 I would go to the tina's butt festival. She's certinaly prettier than "living dubbed girl."

[Windclaw]

"Here, let me toss a gay man at you!"

"COOKIE!"

[Wyatt19961212]

COOKIEEEE lmao!

[paiholl]

during one of the band shots, one of the background dancing guys is flashing gang signs!

[lonelysith66]

"Part of me will never be back, part of me is gone forever..."

Don't feel bad, Crow, I felt the same way when I first saw Shatner topless.

XD

[rememberization]

"We can't get this beer open!"

ROFL

[LightDeoxys]

MY SKULL! :D

[LightDeoxys]

COO-KIE!

Get yer hotdogs!

[FranzIsSad]

"SNIPER!"

XD Amazing.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Mike: "COOOOOKIEEEEE!!!"

Goddamn. . . the way those eyes move. . .

[eyerishness]

batch man!

[holycrapyousuck]

This is not in keeping with the spirit of Pride Week.

[AuburnRed1]

The fight in this is right up there with suspense and tension of the garden rake duel in Hobgoblins. I mean these two, the best fight scenes in cinema, ever! :D

(Sarcasm more than implied. :D)

[HytchJR]

I dunno, the rake fight was just so varied :P

[tagginos]

Mike: I'm starting to agre with the Taliban militia...

[rcevey2]

Does Tina remind anyone else of Katrina (creepy girl) from Catalina Caper?

[MattChrisF]

"Chances are

that I'll kick your

scrawny ass!"

"Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you. There you go."

[parker769]

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack shooters!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAmericanpatriot18]

im wearing pullups mommy!

Scott scawny and the hard gainers!

[BeeDub57]

"Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you."

[Capng123]

Get your hotdogs!

[ShyriaDracnoir]

So, if this is South Africa, when do the great white sharks/ prawn aliens/ prawn aliens riding great white  sharks show up?

[familyphotoshoot]

fookin prawns

[MagicalTrumpy]

The pickle monsters are only the firsts wave of attack. Prawns and sharks will come later after the humans defenses (sodium) are depleted!

[superspiderspy]

Chances are, that I'll kick your scrawny ass.

[Tulapeiwa]

Wow, Europe is smaller than I thought!

[didgeboy287]

"Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever." It doesn't get much more classic than that . . . if such things can be measured.

[HorusNikopol]

hail to ra the sun god

[lonelysith66]

@HorusNikopol Didn't they offend Ra with that kind of dancing or something?

XD

[HorusNikopol]

i guess but at least they acknowledged him ;-)

[lonelysith66]

Yeah, I guess.

XD

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

He's So NUDE!!!

MY SKULL!!!

[Jangobadass]

Fired form Sesame Street, Larry the Lizardfrog becomes serial killer

[swgmigraines]

MY SKULL!!!

[EternalGuardian07]

HE'S SO NUDE!!!!

[lonelysith66]

@EternalGuardian07 We know.

X3

[amy0000006]

'You have defeated me sir. You and your noble band of choreographers..'

I love it ^_^

[toughpunkchic1625]

'Little kids adore the loveable town stripper!'

Favorite riff!

So Damn funny!

[xxZombieKittyxx]

Mike is so ridiculously attractive XD lol

[s1lverfalcon]

@xxZombieKittyxx Yup. No hair or backne. He's a keeper.

[PinkNummyMuffin1975]

@s1lverfalcon Ohhhhh..YEAH!

[PinkNummyMuffin1975]

@xxZombieKittyxx Oh yeah!

[gweaterman]

I cant touch you your a Lady