George Lopez America's Mexican - White People FTP

[southernbelle2774]

I'm a white girl and I found this SO funny!!

[mapleblackdrums]

I think it's funny. White people have ruled the world for ever. I think they can take it. He's a funny Taco Bender though.

[mhtxaq]

White people don't take offense to him, he makes the most fun of Mexicans, like how Mexican moms beat their kids before going in the store and how they drink too much, which are not true just stereotypes. Quit being so sensitive, its reverse joking. He is 60 % white so he is also making fun of himself when he says white jokes.

[tailwheelflier]

I went to see George at the capital of Mexico, Houston, I sat and listened to him talk shit about white people for 2 hours. The most racist person I've ever heard of. Talked about pissing in white peoples lettice, I only wish Americans knew how this racist piece of shit, who's cashed in on the American dream, really feels about us, Americans

[tabithadee]

@tailwheelflier you fucks do it to everyone now tasste a piece of your medicine

[krayjack99]

@tailwheelflier Us? You mean you? xD

[realbeereels]

@tailwheelflier Goodness shut the fuck up. Don't act so sensitive when we all know how racist everyone is one way or another we all poke fun at eachother and white people are the first to do it... Ahem, Americans I should say... putting themselves on a pedestal over people of other countries. Why don't you get off of your butt and start cashing in on your american dream so you can stop being so bitter and learn to take a joke.

[xdboogy]

His just making jokes for Gods sake!! today

people take everything that has 2 do with race (and

are not intended 2 harm) eally seriously...

[xdboogy]

His just making jokes for Gods sake!! today

people take everything that has 2 do with race

really seriously...

[fun4fiona1]

haha hes making fun of white people fucking dumb ass crackerz!

[VMATA28]

@hispanichata just da fuck up u aint making sense u lil fuckin bitch

[hispanichata]

please say somethin g bout what i said and see what the hell i really have to say bout it

[hispanichata]

hell nah bro.

[hispanichata]

then if you hate white people why gthe hell do you dumbass mexicans come to America its called america for a reason so y dont yall mexicans and what ever other shit yall are go the hell back where yall came from. its not called the united states of mexico yall know that right. go back home to mexico go back across the border. yall wont to come here aand shit but then talk about us white people like that fuck yall damn mexicans.

[lupitavalos23]

@hispanichata learn how to spell you fucker call your self american please

[xdboogy]

Your such an asshole

Eventhough im not mexican

i still think what u said is fucked up

[xdboogy]

Your such an asshole

Eventhough im not mexican

i still think what u said is fucked up.. who

the hell do you think u are 2 talk 2 them like that!!

[cherinacherine]

damn wtf, it's just a video everybody! Stop taking shit so seriously o.O

What's wrong if glo does a few white ppl jokes ? you guys can't handle it, orale don't watch his damn show!

[xBlackWaterxx]

lol amazing

[Patriot3332]

Hey Mr.Lopez

Flip a switch, thank a white man.

Listen to the radio, thank a white man.

Talk on the phone, thank a white man.

Ride in a car, thank a white man.

Ride in an airplane, thank a white man.

Search the internet, thank a white man.

Go to the moon, thank a white man.

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, thank a white man.

Also, if a white guy did this about mexicans, the nation would be up in arms.

[davisgar]

@Patriot3332 te color tv was made for a MEXICAN , GOOGLE MADE BY MEXICAN , unites staes m let me tell u the half WAS MEXICAN , ignorant

[Patriot3332]

@davisgar Learn some English.

[davisgar]

@Patriot3332 u should learn another language, or u think everything out of USA is not important ? lol , dont fuck with me man , at least i can speak english , what can u do ? use google to translate what i am telling u? u are a shame for your country ! be patriot as ur name and READ MORE ignorant son of a bitch ! take care and go eat mcdonalds,... is the only culture u guys have....

[dontrustwhiteyever1]

He probably got kkk threats and came out reacting!!!!!!

[supremes1964]

george is racist ......if whites spoke about the latinos, blacks, or asians like Jorge does......they would be called KKK  rednecks.

IMO

[DrunkenPiano]

fuck you and fuck youtube fuckityfuck fuck fuck terds wet backs fuck

[DrunkenPiano]

mexico is on the continent of north america and so is canada, so they are technically both considered american. i think you all mean "people from the United States"***

We're all Americans on this continent. So Mexico and Canada SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[welhungjohnson]

jajaja white skin is the same color as bird shit and my hot jizz

[Kaymomo101]

awesome!

[missnessish]

@sonoftheoakwinds WTF DO YOU MEAN MEXICANS DONT HAVE A CULTURE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT !!! FYI I HAVE TO DO A DUMB REPORT ON WHITE PEOPLE AND I CANT FIND ANYTHING I WONDER WHY MMMMH CUZ THEY DONT HAVE ANY CULTURE MEXICANS HAVE THEIR OWN TRADITIONS, FOOD, CLOTHES ETC WE DONT NEED TO COPY ANYBODY AND HES JUST A GEORGE LOPEZ JOB IS TO MAKE JOKES DUMB ASS WHO DOESENT MAKE JOKES ABOUT DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS !!! DIP SHIT GO FUCK YOUR SELF

[kastielle27]

@missnessish depends on what kind of white your talking bout mate, american white people have no culture cuz we spend so much time focusing on everyone else's culture instead of developing our own, but europen white's such as, irish, british, scotish, russian, french, norwegian, swedish, dutch, we all have a very rich culture that spans thousands of years all the way back to time imemorial, back to the time when my viking ancestors came here and slaughtered mexicans, but culture all the same.

[sonoftheoakwinds]

its funny how this spic puts down the aryan race but hes part white himself he does have very dark skin he might be part nigger as well........oh well the mexicans all are self haters that have no real culture and take every thing from white and black people the hispanics are a weird mixed race allways trying to be something their not and having to be self lothing all the fucking time lol

[lokzt3r]

George Lopez = Funniest Mexican Comedian. Oh, and white people don't take offense to the racist jokes, you fucks have been doing it to everyone else for years!

[sonoftheoakwinds]

@lokzt3r are a spic go suck your bffs bbc lol

[Kendra180]

@lokzt3r I'm a white girl who grew up part of my life in a Mexican family. Yes, I say Mexican because that is what they called themselves. That family is my family and i love them more than anything. I used to be a huge fan of Lopez. I've always thought he was hilarious and I would get my husband to watch him with me. I can't watch him anymore.. I grew up learning respect for ALL people. White, black, hispanic, whatever race, whatever nationality!

[BoxGuy1951]

@Kendra180 - I haven't ever liked Lopez for this very reason. He propogates racial bigotry and he obviously has ndecided to include the gay community in his cluster of hatred too.

[DrunkenPiano]

@lokzt3r you are one ignorant fuck. white people is a HUGE amount of people. you're talking italian, french, british, german, norwegian, swedish, australian and if u are talking "Americans" you're talking about people who are all mutts because we're mixed out of different races.

The reason why the US is one of the most racist places is because it is the mutt of all the other PURE BRED countries.

And also, claiming that many people have been doing it for years is blatently fucking belligerant

[supremes1964]

@lokzt3r Joke? George Lopez? (not Jorge Lopez?) now who is the RACIST?

[johnsstime]

@lokzt3r Referring to white people as 'you fucks', you're quite the spokesman to racial sensitivity. If a white comic bashes other races, he's all over the mainstream media circuit being verbally shredded by representatives of the offended race. I have not once seen a person of any other ethnic background being treated the same for their stand up material. I find your comment unfounded, inaccurate, offensive, and stupid. You're a disgusting racist.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Bullshit,when has a white comic ever been in the media for bashing other races?

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Were you born stupid, or do you choose to be ignorant?

Michael Richards

Lenny Bruce

George Carlin

Robert Byrd [NC]

Paul Dawson [NC-Slang]

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Never hearing of these people getting harassed in the media for racism isn't being ignorant or stupid. Also how long ago was this? I'm pretty sure George Carlin is dead and these other guys must not be too great. I've never heard of them.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Actually, you not being aware of it, is pretty much the definition of 'ignorant'. It varied in years - and just because you haven't heard of some of them, merely means you're uninformed on the topic in general. Due to your ignorance on the subject of comedians, I'd recommend you deviate the subject to something else.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Oh well I guess you're right about the definition of Ignorant but anyways I know plenty of good comedians. George Lopez,Dave Chapelle,Carlos Mencia,Gabriel Iglesias,Louie C.K.,Bo Burnham,Ron White,Craig Ferguson,Jo Koy,George Carlin,and Greg Giraldo. I simply haven't heard of those guys you just mentioned. This media bashing Caucasians for racist jokes must have been a while ago because I've heard those people above talk about other races and haven't had any consequences.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Just because you're uninformed on the events, doesn't mean they don't happen and aren't frequent.

George Lopez - Racist

Bo Burnham - Sell out

Carlos Mencia - Material Thief

You've pretty much named comedians restricted to Comedy Central specials, with the exception of a few, who aren't very good to begin with. I'd recommend expanding your horizons, your tastes don't surprise me though. I'm only amazed that you didn't name Dane Cook with your list of shit comedians.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime You're right about me being misinformed and I didn't say I liked Carlos Mencia I think he sucks ass. I'm just saying I know who he is and George Lopez is not a racist he has people of all races on his talk show,Bo Burnham isn't a sell out. I'm sure most people would have done what he did if they were offered money. Dane Cook is shit and I seriously doubt all of the other people I mentioned are shit. You must just have a shitty sense of humor.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato

Are you seriously trying to be this stupid? Doing what others want you to do for money is being a sell out. Three of the remaining comics you mentioned were shit, terrible material and stage performances. If having a preferred taste in intelligent comedy is shitty, then perhaps. You're either the dumbest fucking person on the planet, or a class B performance of trolling.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Well maybe you're fucking stupid for not understanding that people have their own opinions or preferences. You dumb fuck and also every other fucking professional in the world would be a sell out you moron. NFL,NBA,MLB,MLS players all do what the coaches and the owners want them to do so that makes them sell outs also. You're also pretty fucking stupid if you think I'm the dumbest person in the world,you are a dumb fuck and not all of us like "Intelligent comedy". We just want to

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato to contribute to the conversation. I cringe at the thought of how others must view such a pathetically laughable kid such as yourself. Your stupidity makes my brain hurt, please learn to read - and then read a book. It's the fucking retards such as yourself that is the inevitable doom of the planet. Fucking fat ass kids who can't formulate words left over to run the world. It's the idiots like you that assure me we're doomed, well done you unintelligent asshat.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato I'd recommend you take the chance to deviate the conversation elsewhere [THAT R HINT 2 STP TALKIN N GO DO SUMTIN ELSE] (Translated for the mentally challenged) As enjoyable as it may be to repeatedly cock slap an idiot like you, this is your chance to stop the self-embarrassment. Now get your fat ass off the computer, go to school, and learn a thing or two. Return in six years and attempt to argue your point then, thank you. If you'd like to continue to suck on my dick, then

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato feel free to reply. Making you my youtube bitch is still entertaining.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime laugh. I'm done with this because people either agree with you or you classify them as fucking retards which is pretty stupid of yourself to do that.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato I call idiots how I see them. You're an ignorant tool with little understanding of the comic realm or grammar.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Alright,bro. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato A moron such as yourself being free to roam the public hardly 'helps me sleep at night'. Feel free to re-read our conversation, you're so dumb that you're clueless to the fact that you're being verbally destroyed kid.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime Yeah,I'm sure. "Verbally destroyed kid" Wow,you must be some lame gamer kid that thinks he's tough because he thinks he can win an argument on the internet. Well congratulations and you're basically retarded because we all know winning an argument online is like winning the special Olympics. You're still retarded. I'm done arguing with your dumb ass. So reply all you want I'm done talking to your ass.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Aww, umad kid?

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime So I guess you are one of those lame Halo kids. Anyways I'm done arguing with your dumb ass.

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Are you quite finished making yourself look like the half-witted moron that you are? =)

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime You mad bro?

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato ulividbrah?

You're about the most unintelligent child I've encountered thus far on youtube. Your inability to even retain the meaning to the simplest of words is baffling, truly. You're far less intelligent than I, you're younger, and your inability to construct a coherent sentence only dooms yourself. You can't win this, and rehashing what I say doesn't make you look any better. This is your option to deviate to something else, it's clear you've ran out of anything productive

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime From my understand you said "umad kid?" so I'm definitely not "rehashing" what you say.  You mad BRO?

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Your stupidity makes me cringe.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime You mad bro??

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato Rehashing my statements again? ulividkid4getinverbleebeechsla­p?

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime YOU MAD BRO???

[johnsstime]

@whatsupbato I'll conclude that you have nothing intelligent to contribute to the conversation, as you haven't since the start. In the future, don't vocalize your opinion if the one you harbor is based strictly upon stupidity. If, and this is a long stretch I know, you manage to learn the definitions of the words you throw around - manage to construct coherent sentences, and somehow pull off being less dumb, then feel free to reply.

[whatsupbato]

@johnsstime So...You mad bro?

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

@lokzt3r HEY MY FRIEND.........George Lopez is NOT Mexican.

George Lopez its what you will call a '''POCHO''' a '''CHICANO'''.

And as you know this POCHOS-CHICANOS are confused as to where they belong.

One day,they say they are Americans.Then the next day they call themselves Mexicans.

I am a born,raised and living in Mexico and i do take offense when this type of assholes what to pass as Mexicans.Cause Mexican American like gringos are a bunch of Goddamn bastards.

[jdcaflin]

Now, I like Chappelle and I like Mencia, but I don't like George Lopez, No Sir EEYA. He's a racist jerk off, and he lacks style. I think I'll kick his ass a country mile. Couldn't tell a whiteboy joke to save his ass, Chappelle and Mencia should take your ass to class......

[close2silent]

@jdcaflin did you just say you liked mencia? bwahahahah he's a fucking joke

[jdcaflin]

Gringo down under, you may want to study some Spanish history. Concentrate on the Conquest. You might learn something.

[jdcaflin]

gringo from down under is ANGRY. I hope you get butt raped by a Maori and he makes you lick his BUTT. Americans don't all talk like that either, idiot.

[kastielle27]

@jdcaflin dont say gringo man, this is america, if you dont want to be discriminated against then dont discriminate, its a dumb cycle.

[ogringofromdownunder]

This guy is such a retard...Latingo is no race...he is an Amerindian...not every caucasion speaks with a faggot yank accent=p I'm from New Zealand and we don't speak like butt licking Americans

[roger12363]

@ogringofromdownunder fuck you puto from new zealand

[retrotw]

@roger12363 ogringofromdownunder is fucken ignorant...ive lived in NZ for quite a while, fuck NZ is a shit hole, small and insecure about themselves, saying LATINO is not a race? u fucking idiot, south americans has got nothing to do with indians, and they sure r a race...much larger than that minute population of NZ...4 million..fucken hell...

[january21989]

@savagebeast83...heres one for you bitch......FTP.....

[misadiegolo]

Lopez: LOL, I married a white woman and she gave me a kidney so I can tell the stupid ass racist jokes.  Then I cheated on her ass with a buch of white whores, maybe LMAO, but hey we are BFF and I FTP'ed that.

[yuiyuizz]

now if a white guy made fun of hispanics or blacks people react like the world is going to end, lopaz is just using the double standard

[TxRaiderNation]

@yuiyuizz Im mexican and I agree 100 percent with you its a total double standard

[boxing77503]

LOL

[RainJetSprinklers]

You know I'm white and I think this is fuckin hilarious because he hits it right on. A little over the top, yea. But would it be funny if it was accurate? hell no!

[NICEDOPPY]

LOL FTP . 100 PER CENT CHICANO BRO!!!

[SavageBeast83]

fucking beaners

[Thechexmix808]

@SavageBeast83 no need to get that mean.

[MoneysnHoneys]

Hmm.... everyone that I know including blacks use "lmao", "lol", etc

The "FTP" is funny, but I think this guy goes a little overboard in his stereotypes.

[angeltifa]

LOL! I'm white and I freaking hate seeing all these young white folks texting, and not even actually TALKING on the phone >:! I agree with that rant too XD.

[Kanoki989]

@angeltifa Yeah, because blacks and hispanic kids never use cell phones.... >.> dipshit

[princesstochi890]

@Kanoki989 that's freaking racist and i'm black and have a cellphone .

[pineappleannie]

@jvalento

sure buddy.

[fandebottinelli10]

jvalento..that mexican actually has a TV show on national television..something you will never have..who's the pussy now??fucken wonder bread

[LatinaLoca100]

haha my ass

[DecembersFallNorth]

lmfao i agree with fande

[eastoaklandcal4]

@jvalento lmao i dunno kno bout him but i would of knockd yo bitch ass out for lookin at me like u lost yo goddamn mind bruh

[Noel08Blueheart]

So apparently all white people are gay guys. Pretty bad impression.

[Church96]

FTP FUCK THAT PUTO! LOLS, haha this guy is funny

[sonofthedestroyer]

ROFL!