Killing Floor Clot vs. Patriarch

[Iwillgetyou2]

*Patriarch drinks coffee out of "Best daddy" cup*

[SunTzuSaidFight]

I think that works the same way as a bot Special Infected running into a Witch on L4D: Deciding not to go around it, it just turns hostile towards the other one (Witch, Patriarch) and starts slapping them for no reason :V

[BreakingBenjamin64]

Patriarch: Come, my children! Show me how much you love me!

Clot: ok :D

[MrFrawww]

Birth slap win !!!

[iPootis]

Define Irony.

[bfhfreakable]

i thought the clot might win if someone would upload this but whats the point everybody knows th patriarch would win why upload this?

[TheNebulousDoomer]

@bfhfreakable Because this isn't seen often?

[bfhfreakable]

@TheNebulousDoomer i once saw a bloat and a scrake fight and my crew got whiped out and changed map be4 they finished

[Laricev]

with the patriarch I act exactly as that clot

[xVisceral]

Lol I love this game.

[CoffeeCanKill]

That clot was determined.

[Zbas01]

matriarch

[dragonsder]

Why am I not surprised?

[gmoder10]

CHILD ABUSE RIGHT THERE FOLKS.

[Tony73727]

can sum1 tell me the whole story of killingfloor like how did the apocalypse happen etc

[venticyanide]

@Tony73727

Horzine is a biotech company which tried to clone humans. Experiment went wrong, infection spread and everyone turned into zeds. Army sent in to wipe out zeds, but Horzine CEO gets pissed because he feel that they are his children. He pumps himself full of drugs and becomes the Patriarch in order to protect them.

[AsasinProductions]

@venticyanide Actually, Horzine is a biotech company which was made to create super-soldiers, but mainly focused on cloning. Soon, everyone wanted to close down Horzine because the specimen were failed, but the CEO thought they were his children and went in a machine that would make him an ultimate 'human'. He protected the specimen fromthe army, so the higher officials sent in people who knew about the outbreak from the start, aka us.

[opposingforce1000]

Patriarch: save me my childrens!

cloat: attack him

Patriarch: What have u done... pew pew pew pew pew

[AgentBVideos]

LOLOL! The clot just wanted attention :P

[th18167]

Well holy shit I wish this happened more often.

[DeadlyVenom543]

papa i need milk :(

[zannahitmeansheaven]

patriarch: READY TO AIM

Clot: Daddy Let them alive

patriarch: Why

Clot: because i love soldiers

[Chalikun]

Clot: But daddy I just want a HUG! D:

[NameMy14]

Poor clot, he thought he can with the Patriarch

[L1nkn1vy]

We love our father...

[voodoophoenix999]

I'll show how much my children like me...

[IPlayPCTooMuch]

He's worse than Homer Simpson!

[CombineHgrunt]

rip

[AzfarGamers90]

Save me, my children!

One of them did not listen...

[wra45]

ONE IN A PIE

[berezker]

i saw a Bloat vs Fleshpound i was like ZOMG FLESHPOUND but when bloat attacked him i thought he will win and i will survive lol

[Aaron51801]

i was by myself and i defeted the Patriarch because a clot killed him

[zomzom26]

u sure are [BITCH SLAP] ;) *walks away*

[Shootnice2]

Clot want to hug patirch but patriach hate it

[GeneralCane]

He came at him, bro.

[nightseifer]

bad move clot. but good call

[JerrydaBitterClown]

I thought the clot was going to win, GO CLOT!

[xrimvys]

that clot is very poor:D

[crashnburner187]

0:08 "I WANTED A PIE!"

[Laintolerante1]

This game is good programed. The patriach needs a lot to get against one son. The other monsters are not that tolerant..

[Laintolerante1]

@alvinromanu Try Suicidal mode. Every monster is fighting against others to get into a door.. even sirens:)

[Laintolerante1]

+10

[Laintolerante1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Finally the patriach got bored of that insect

[SkullxXxFire]

Pimp Slap!

[talascio]

"YOU WILL ALL PAY!"

"DADDY I WANT KILLING FLOOR!"

"I'M BUSY"

"DADDY DADDY DADDY"

*turns around and kills clot*

"I THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER SHUT UP"

[Ashicucu]

Patriach: My children, make me proud!

Clot: im more proud killing my father. This often makes movies cool

[NeonRaeon]

Freaking hilarious XD

[ZOROARKxXAVIER]

BAD PARENTING XD

[KiddyCorky]

"Jews murdered my children!"

[D3adWillaX]

i think the clot wins...

[TheRetroZombie]

poor clot

[MrSurfaZz]

0:29 - 0:33 Clot sucking for him?

[legoskater84]

ha FALCON PUNCH

[elianarenjifo]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha wtffffff!

[Warm1nator]

He slapped him in the face for being a bad son.

[polc94]

YOU MURDERED MY CHILDREN..... oh..... wait....

[TheBravery767]

one time i had a flesh pound actaully kill patrickard

[billyboblingwa1]

@TheBravery767 woah i've never even seen a patrickard before, is he friends with spongebobard ?

[111urnotme]

@billyboblingwa1 Haha, good one

[Laintolerante1]

@TheBravery767 really? lol

[TheBrownboy98]

he is like stop hitting me god dammit. i said stop hitting me let me go shoot my machine gun hahahahah die die die. damn clot i said stop hitting me BANG CLOTS DEAD

[WTFman46]

Clot - DADDY WHY DONT YOU LOOOVE ME?

Patriarch - GTFO!

[smacks arm off]

Clot - D:

[tete1445]

what name of this game ?

[Ztrijder]

@tete1445 Killing Floor

[potco133]

He just pimp slapped the clot :(

[DarkSector1909]

clot: DADDY GIVE ME HUGGLES

patriarch:GTFO -slaps off arm-

clot: D:

[TheBryan90]

@DarkSector1909 na.. like this :)

Clot: hey.. Dad.. give some ammo.. i need ammo..

Patriach: No. you are too young to use ammo..

[NamelessSolider]

Here is my question... am i the only lvl 6 fire bug out there?

[waikis1]

@NamelessSolider

lol thats what i thought too :D

[WastedLinee]

youtube.com/watch?v=i_pU3PoZcB­E - Killing Floor - Gameplay HD

[2kewl2stay]

In thsi game scrakes HATE fleshpounds. Once I saw 2 scrakes and 1 fleshpound (dont google it) and they were chainsawing the fuck outa him

[EvilZebra333]

Betrayal...

[sadlfgsfdhfd]

the patriatch won the battle, BUT THE CLOT WILL WIN....the next battle

[EkkuZakku]

bravest clot ever

[TheBravery767]

i think the clot won

[Anotherday1313]

como hiciste eso? jaja

[CombineHgrunt]

Daddy i want the key!

No, daddy needs them to drive the car

Key, key, gimme the key!

[nickslayer13]

for a second i thought the clot was gonna win,then his arm got ripped off.

[ClassyQuib]

The patriarch got bullied and finally stood up for himself

[Recon2146]

Lol this reminds me that a gorefast kept killing his teammates for no apparent reason yesterday when I was playing xD He went rogue or something because he would attack anything that came near him lol

[JD867]

WE LOVE OUR FATHER... until we don't.

[TheBurntham]

Lol bitch slap

[blackheartmovies]

Ah man! I thought the clot was gunna win! I mean the other guy just sucks. The clot is just bad ass!

[kraftyisback]

I had my bet on the Clot. xD

[328805]

That clot is a spy!

[SNAJmaster]

Father of the year?

I think so.

[imascatmanworld]

@SNAJmaster I MURDED MY CHILDREN

[alucard92717]

NEED SOME DOSH

[SL33pO4]

LIKE A BOSS

[crazyxkozhoox]

jajajaj XD

[thecookie354]

the clot need money

[Wheatley4269]

patriach: YOU MURDERED MY CHILDREN! YOULL PAY! *shoots self*

[Handepsilon]

Patriarch : WHAT HAVE I DONE, I'VE MURDERED MY CHILDREN!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!­!! *collapsed*

[PainOfTheLonely]

@ephillips2008 A very very awesome game...

[ephillips2008]

is the kill floor a game or mod ??

[TheStaszkov]

@ephillips2008 this is a game 

[deathranger29]

keep on press 8 on keyboard (press it rapidly) your see alot of slaps

[narut0cska]

hes not listening to daddy. A TEENAGER CLOT!

[barmheadshawt]

And i thought the patriarch lo that was a bit exxagerated loved his children... aparrently that was exagerated XD

[evilSoap123]

That just happened to me. A Stalker vs the Patriarch. The Stalker won >_>

[DerTeufel0707]

I can remember that yesterday, on kf-Aperture, after many Crossbow headshots by me, I died, I was the second last one alive, the other guy was going to die soon, he was at a way different place than me, and a Clot just struck the Patriarch. And the Patriarch died. Best moment ever in KF. xD

[BuXTYP]

DADDYY, PLEASE BUY THAT CAR FOR ME!

[Shadowking640]

I'VE MURDERED MY CHILDREN

[nickslayer13]

this happend to me too only it was fleshpound vs bloat. i was all like

me:SHIT-running-running-runnin­g....wait what are they.....*grabs a shotgun* OKAY BREAK IT UP!

[F0GRAW]

Patriarch...? PLEASE. More like Patricia

[aerialwingia]

@F0GRAW patriarch means 'father' in english but i dont know which language it is and 'matriarch' means mother

[MrTomjej]

Clot: Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad da-

Patriach: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!?! *"slap"

[Kieranforthewin]

Clot: Daddy me want to play with rocket and chain gun

Patri: Get the **** out of here IM FU*king some people up!

[crazidominican]

that was too funny

[GoteNnick]

the clot what a spy, it still had human feelings xD

[K1Sergi]

YOU MURDED MY CHILDREN!!

[druidenis]

patriarch: children show how mutch you love me! clot: alright if thats what you want

[zuperned]

who is thatso calle dpatriachr

[MrFrenchtoast91]

GIVE ME F****ING HUGZ NOW DADDEH!

[MrPersonGuy1000]

Would've been hilarious if the clot had killed the Patriarch XD

[1000sparc]

I WANT HUGZ NAO

[HarmanSmile7]

is it just me or dose Patriarch look kinda like a messed up calypso from Twisted metal?

[KarRuptAssassin]

@soaringwalrus---cloth lol

[rhetta16]

reble clot FTW LOLLOLOLLOLOLOL

[LtEvil712]

5 clots dislike their abusive father xD

[johneddy07]

Well that's one brave cloth, I'll give him that xD

[Arsen828]

bad ass clot

[Flare400]

Злой папаша.

[soaringwalrus]

i think we all knew who was gonna win...

[Regnie217]

i had the same thing happen with the stalker. The Patriarch shot her while she was in the line of fire and she turned on him. only in this case the stalker killed the Patriarch lol.

[ManSlauther]

he was biteing his ass

[Johnyjonn]

WTH he just wanted a hug,and thats how a dad works with that? D:

[Kubuxy]

Ive murdered my children!!!

[USMartyrMachine119]

@Kubuxy lllllllllllllooooooooool

[lego1agent]

nase bug

[rushsamura1]

У него был шанс =)

[crazedtofu]

Patriarch: My children will show you how much they love me!

Clot: *starts attacking him*

[ZamPOWzle67]

@crazedtofu Clot: my daddy will show you how much he loves me

Patariarch: *slaps childs arm off*

[patitofelis117]

@crazedtofu no... the clot say:rauuurauurauraururaaaaaruu­uuuuuraaaauuuuu :D

[Subtletiesaplenty]

WANTED A PIE

[kanderan1]

He just wanted to shoot a rocket one time...(Also it technically isn't child abuse because they all were in no way related before the experiments, secondly he considers them his babies because he made them)

[Technosaurex]

domestic abuse is not okay

[lobsterwithwings]

Does that count as child abuse?

[hellboy22342]

dysfunctional family much?! lol

[YOUfailME911]

i loled at "stay there ill make this quick"

[sweetpuff9]

Damn, what an abusive father. XD

[Alibanini]

That clot had him on the ropes...

[DragonClaw6000]

"YOU HAVE MURDERED MY CHILDREN!"

Hypocrite.

:3

[nasurambo95]

Patriarch: "You've murdered my children!"

Player: "No, that would be you..."

[thebigfan112]

Clot is SPAH

[CrazyMikeComics]

wat, says on his Wiki page the clot was remodeled off his dead son, so this is like a father son moment... I have to repeat myself. wat

[TEHuglyMonst3R]

shame on the patriarch, child abuse plain and simple.

[NintendoExtremist]

he's trying to hold him off for you, very brave clot. :)

[USMartyrMachine119]

Finally, a zombie that remembered who he was and saw a chance at redemption.

[DeathMarineEK]

Clot: Daddy i want my allowance!

Patriarch: No your grounded! "slap slap"

lol owned

[CRAXERSNAX9025]

BITCH SLAP

[nyork22]

HAHAHA HE DOESN T LIKE HIS DADDY

[TheMegadude888]

YOU,VE~ MURDED MY CHILDREN....No...wait

[Nerwik]

"i murdered my children ! whaa"

[GamingMad247]

remember, if you need help our assistance is just one phone call away. phone 1800 dad-fucked-me-up for instant child support services

[MrViewerfan99]

now thats what i call child abuse

[godstickman]

clot should have won! :( <3

[rg54300]

:)

[007Hazmatt]

man daddy must have taken away clot's car keys or something

[TheJP3372]

gorefeast katana could chop his gun arm off XD

[ToastedWafflez]

Oh don't worry, he still has a million more where that came from!

[xXAznxMgxXx]

I'd like to see 100 vs 1 patriarch swarming around him

[napparino]

@xXAznxMgxXx yr

[napparino]

@xXAznxMgxXx ye

[PAPERguy01able]

lol ha ha stupid stupid stupid

[M4R10zM0113R]

WTF? Wouldn't that be against his own mind?

It's his children. xD lol.

[LordDarthHarry]

@M4R10zM0113R

Clot: Dad give me a chaingun

Patrairch: not now son, Daddy is shooting rockets at the bad men.

Clot: BUT DAAAAAD.

Patriarch: NO let me work.

Clot: DAAAAAAAAAAAD PLEEEEEEEASE

Patriarch: Gah you made me miss! Go to your BIOTANK!

Clot: NO! I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR CHAINGUN!

Patriarch: THATS IT *SLAP SLAP*

[M4R10zM0113R]

@LordDarthHarry Lololol....

[dalehauri]

@LordDarthHarry he slapped him so hard his arm fell off xD

[0darkG]

@LordDarthHarry

lol That just describes the entire thing PERFECTLY.

[MrMedic8]

@LordDarthHarry Clot: *Dead forever*

Mr. Foster: YOUR ALL FUR COAT NO KNICKERS, BITCHES!

[iC0ll3ct]

@LordDarthHarry ahahah